Greengrocer LIVESTREAM!

[Portasaurus]

LIVE MEAT BETS & GROCERY SALES!

http://twitch.tv/portasaurus

[Mac Dretti]

Is it a stream of porting people and medding?

[sox7d]

Is it a stream of porting people and medding?

Please be considerate.

[Tongpow]

14 years later a dude comes up with some cool emergent gameplay


nay.. lets make a snarky remark because my own server is dying and noone wants to play with me =(

http://i836.photobucket.com/albums/zz286/Lantern2814_20850/IMG_0334_zpsbe385c93.png

[Portasaurus]

LIVE STREAMING REDHEAD BOOBS RIGHT NOW!!!

http://twitch.tv/portasaurus

[Vetiver]

Wow, you actually click on stuff?

I don't remember the last time I used my mouse to page through my spell book. :P

[StinkyGreenBud]

Wow, you actually click on stuff?

I don't remember the last time I used my mouse to page through my spell book. :P

Shaddup...




As for the stream...diggin the chill music.

[Lifebar]

I love Greengrocer! I never have any meat to gamble when he's up, but I try to pop by in case Ched is about and causing trouble. I hear he has started leaving rat whiskers laying around, that scoundrel.

[Hailto]

<3 Greengrocer

[Triell]

Greengrocer is my favorite ;)

[Portasaurus]

Thanks for the fun last night! Finally figuring this darned thing out. Streaming now! Should be able to stream for an hour or two.

Stop by for some treats and to wave to the security camera!

[Erasong]

this is awesome.

[Solb]

So, what exactly is this about? I fail to grasp the concept or understand what is fun here. Not saying it aint fun, I just fail to see what it's about. ;)

[Lifebar]

So, what exactly is this about? I fail to grasp the concept or understand what is fun here. Not saying it aint fun, I just fail to see what it's about. ;)

What's to get? He operates a small corner grocery on Shady Lane. Lots of people shop there, some loiter, some smoosh the bread or knock over the displays and get chased out. You never seen a grocery before?

[whitebandit]

So, what exactly is this about? I fail to grasp the concept or understand what is fun here. Not saying it aint fun, I just fail to see what it's about. ;)

Got 99 problems and imagination aint one...

Havin' Imagination problems? I feel bad for you son!

All Hail Kite, Wielder of Wolf Sandwiches!

[myriverse]

I luv green food.

[Solb]

I see so it's an imaginary grocery store, basically that people roleplay around. Not sure why that was hard for some of you to explain or why sarcasm and insults are thrown in but at least I understand what this thread is about. Thanks for the info Lifebar, and suck a fat one Whitebandit.

[Portasaurus]

Hey! It's only as imaginary as a manastone or teleportation! This is a *real* fake grocery store!!

[Sarajo]

Greengrocer also runs a unique casino of flesh. If you bring a piece of meat, you spin the dice for a chance to win a cooked version of that meat! Any meat!
I dont have the custom graphic he made for Meatspin, and im typing this on my phone so I suck at alt-tabbing, but you can image search it. I would say it has a huge, cult following, so maybe that's where the fun is: in being part of a fandom like Meatspin.

[Solb]

I see, thanks for the explanation. I figured it was something of this sort, but in no way could I have guessed all of this. Thanks for the clarification! ;)

[captnamazing]

Greengrocer supplies me with the finest blackened tier'dal I've come across!!

[Swindle]

When's the next Stream Port?

[Portasaurus]

Streaming LIVE NOW from Shady Lane in EC Tunnel!

http://twitch.tv/portasaurus

Music coming from plug.dj's Chillout Mixer: http://plug.dj/chillout-mixer-ambient-triphop/

[Swindle]

I can chill out to tunes, keep tabs on the comings and goings at your shop, and keep an eye on the EC market by watching your auction tab. So handy!

[Barahir]

So I should have held on to all that meat for longer than I did.

[Lifebar]

I am becoming more and more convinced that Greengrocer is emergent AI that somehow has access to P99.

[Portasaurus]

Streaming meat bets and meat sweats now! http://www.twitch.tv/portasaurus

http://www.funnyandhappy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Old-camera-as-a-meat-grinder.jpg

[Portasaurus]

Greengrocer Security Camera 01 /ACTIVATE

[Dangermouse]

So I should have held on to all that meat for longer than I did.

That's what she said.

[Portasaurus]

Stream activated.

AFK currently and for a little while but got the music going and EC tunnel auction window in case anyone wants to throw it on in the background.

Or you could just listen to the shit straight from plug.dj at http://plug.dj/chillout-mixer-ambient-triphop/

[Portasaurus]

access main program grid
access main security grid
activate camera 0

[Portasaurus]

Streaming your MEAT BETS AND SALES LIVE now! Should be able to have the shop/casino going for a few hours this afternoon!

Stop by and wave hi to the security camera!

/wave

-your Greengrocer

http://www.twitch.tv/portasaurus

[Portasaurus]

Streaming meat bets and grocery happenings LIVE for the next ~2-3 hours!

Oh boy!

http://onmilwaukee.com/images/articles/re/redmeatmarket/redmeatmarket_fullsize_story1.jpg

[Portasaurus]

Meat Casino - OPEN
Grocery Store - OPEN
Fun Times - OPEN
Good Friends - OPEN
Sweet Jams - OPEN
Formerly closed things - OPEN!!!

Accepting meat bets and grocery exchanges for the next hour or so!

http://www.twitch.tv/portasaurus

[BarackObooma]

Haven't seen you for awhile, did you go on vac? I got exotic meat piling up. Glad to see you back.

[Portasaurus]

Thanks Obooma!!!!

hah. get it?

streaming meat bets and grocery trades live now and for the next few hours!

http://www.twitch.tv/portasaurus

[Portasaurus]

!gg security camera 01: /enable, /activate

Streaming trees tonight, high atop the city of Kelethin (next to the bank):

http://twitch.tv/portasaurus

http://s8.postimg.org/ink0o6ip1/GGLIVEKELETHIN.jpg

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

Come veg out and meat new people with GG!

[Portasaurus]

"the most action packed and exhilarating grocery purchasing stream on Twitch"

http://s3.postimg.org/pcelyv6sj/GGStream.jpg

[Portasaurus]

Now streaming your meat/vegetable bets and grocery purchases! Stop by and wave to the camera!

http://www.twitch.tv/portasaurus

[Portasaurus]

The most action packed and exhilarating grocery purchasing stream on Twitch is back!

Now with 100% more Star Trek TNG!

Also...

100% less Meat Casino (http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=162263)

100% more Meat Cooking Classes (http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=162263) (with a chance to "successfully bake" your meats into delicious meals!)

http://www.twitch.tv/portasaurus

[captnamazing]

100% more Meat Cooking Classes (http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=162263) (with a chance to "successfully bake" your meats into delicious meals!)

http://www.twitch.tv/portasaurus

Tears of pure joy like cresent waterfalls
Soar from the conscious abyss of my eyes
In orgasmic exultation - This news
Revitalizes my inner hero -
Resurrects the fire of my inner dream