pee

[raka]

how do you pee, i wonder?

[freez]

a lady never tells

[Eslade]

Standing up like a champ. Let the peons clean up the mess.

[Juhstin]

I pee to sit down and tuck my sack under my thigh so it doesn't touch the water.

Like a boss

[Azure]

Pee is also good for your skin.

[Greegon]

when you wake up in the middle of the night at 3am too piss and youre not really awake its a good idea to sit down,

just saying

[Mac Dretti]

What a stupid thread

[Greegon]

to piss*

[Tassador]

Do you sit or squat when you shit?

[Juhstin]

Do you sit or squat when you shit?

I pee sitting, but I shit standing up and usually in the shower. I can just spray the shit down the drain and clean my butthole without having to use toilet paper.

[Tassador]

I pee sitting, but I shit standing up and usually in the shower. I can just spray the shit down the drain and clean my butthole without having to use toilet paper.

Yeah my toilet shoots water in my asshole when I finish shitting the prop is then you got a wet asshole. Toluet paper just gets stuck in there so I got a wash cloth for my asshole.

[Azure]

Why not just shit in the toilet, then switch to the shower to clean your ass?

[Juhstin]

Why not just shit in the toilet, then switch to the shower to clean your ass?

That requires too much walking. I rather just lay in the tub.

[FoxxHound]

private = sit
public = hover

[FoxxHound]

I shit in the shower, and stomp it down the drain...

[Juhstin]

I shit in the shower, and stomp it down the drain...

We should be roommates.

[FoxxHound]

We should be roommates.

shur~

[Tassador]

God I hate shitting in public and not having wipes available. I on multiple occasions have had to run to the store to buy wipes just to go back to work and shit. I can't hand with that dry wiping and tissue and toliet water sucks. Also what's up with the one ply I like that charmin soft. Fucking barbarians with their 3 shells.

[Juhstin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mFuB0gsNAA

[mostbitter]

i hate shitting in public! i feel like pulling my pants down outside of my home is going to make me catch aids.

[Mac Dretti]

i hate shitting in public! i feel like pulling my pants down outside of my home is going to make me catch aids.

2l8

[Azure]

God I hate shitting in public and not having wipes available. I on multiple occasions have had to run to the store to buy wipes just to go back to work and shit. I can't hand with that dry wiping and tissue and toliet water sucks. Also what's up with the one ply I like that charmin soft. Fucking barbarians with their 3 shells.

you know - u don't have to have an anus you can eat off of at work, or get a rimjob with prior to anal penetration... u can work with 1-2 wipes and a smelly bumbhole until u can go home and do the shower finger check 4 ur partner.

Had 2 do this all the time in the field, MRE packages give u like 4 inches of weak ass tissue, just 1 scrape to get the majority off and let sweat do the rest.

[Xantille]

Disgusted. Some of your shower drains dirty af

[Tassador]

What do you guys do when you have that shit won't come out and just hangs and the more you squeeze it comes out like a string?

I have yet to find a strat to get this shit out efficiently

[Fame]

Scoop and splash taint with bowl water after flushing you mongoloids. #winningIRLtoo