What's wrong with Florida Bighurb?

[Azure]

You never told me why? Florida is a great place. You can't rate a place by it's people and governance alone.

Because it's like saying Syria sux... but think of all the ancient ruins and lost alien technology burried and ready to be found in Syria.

That makes Syria a badass place.

Florida is kinda like that. But there's no lost alien technology here that I know of.

[Azure]

Also Syria has vampires if you ever checked out the blade movies, and 1 is pretty hawt.

[Tassador]

God I love florida!

[Azure]

East cost has a major ley line and it runs right up Florida. Good energy from mother earth comes thru here if you learn 2 connect with it.

It's why old people come here to die. They feel better here.

[Azure]

God I love florida!

Yeah, there's warmth here it's sunny right now. So nice.

[Vile]

moving out of FL was the best decision i've made

[LulzSect]

http://thechive.com/2012/06/26/40-of-the-funniest-bikini-photos-of-all-time-40-photos/funniest-bikini-photos-ever-38/

[Eslade]

this is what's wrong with florida All of this (http://www.fark.com/topic/florida/)

[Gaffin 7.0]

fuckin hate florida with all my heart

[Azure]

fuckin hate florida with all my heart

Please stop. That's not the right kind of energy to help make Florida a beautiful place.

Just, close your eyes, breathe deeply and imagine a beautiful pristine beach full of amazing people.

Wonderful seafood. Strong Horses. Birds Chipping in the sun. Young people graduating from universities, creating industries and building free enterprise. Florida becoming independent from the Union and leading the way in technology and aerospace. Rockets and private spaceflight booming from our shores and telecommunications tying everyone together freely and openly.

[Gaffin 7.0]

yeah well its horrible living at most visited beach out of town spring breakers and drugs galore, everyone on meth too. no jobs. nothing but tourist BS, cant even hardly visit the beach anymore they built so many condo's just for spring break

[Gaffin 7.0]

id much rather live down south fl, is much better than pc beach

[Azure]

id much rather live down south fl, is much better than pc beach

I feel ya. But we got to work with what we have. I'm stuck in a mans body IRL (until I can get a job and HRT) and your stuck in Florida with me.

But it's not all bad. You could be like in Somalia and I could be like in Afghanistan.

[k9quaint]

Florida is the colostomy bag of the United States.

[Eslade]

Florida is the colostomy bag of the United States.

I'd go with armpit, but to each their own.

[Azure]

jersey is the armpit

Rather be in Florida than Jersey anyday, Pretty sure.

[Ambrotos]

Gaffin is personally lowering our property taxes with as much restitution he is paying every month.

[LulzSect]

http://www.dela.ru/media/chinov-1-16108.jpg

[Azure]

Dear OP

we already had this thread - https://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=130088&highlight=florida

Dear Sirken,

Big Hurb is in no way associated with this thread from last year. My question was mostly directed at Big Hurbs sensibilities towards Florida. I'm sorry you are trapped here and not enjoying yourself. I feel that warranted it's on thread.

Perhaps we could find a way to merge these 2 threads because some how this one is overwhelmingly much more positive than my thread.

Thank you for linking me to this thread.

Had I posted in this thread I probably would have been accused of necroing furthering Florida's poor image in the eyes of this forum.

Azure,
your friendly clone of runlvlzero

ALSO: This thread is properly posted in RnF, something I believe an upstanding leader of this community could surely respect.

Thanks.

[Gaffin 7.0]

Gaffin is personally lowering our property taxes with as much restitution he is paying every month.

naw got prof

[Gaffin 7.0]

agree with the pizza comment sirken, only 1 gud spot where i live, well nah its still bad

[Tassador]

When you say florida you mean soflorida? Cause miami is hands down the best city Ass for ass!

[Gaffin 7.0]

no panama city, still in miami aint that gr8 been there multiple times

[Azure]

Pizza not that gr8, but really good seafood places all over, we got this family diner, and the food is cheap, it's not the gr8test incrediants in the whole world, but the family is mediterranian and they make some solid baked whitefish stuffed with imitation crabmeat and fries

gyros good

There's another place that does just about any american style meal, but southern style, chicken fried steak, several kinds of fish, regular steaks, that is just amazing

and the cuban food here is legit, florida cubans are heavenly in most places

bbq is pretty good 2 if you stop at a road side bbq or shack in the middle of no where

we have gators

We got a few babes if your into babes.

There good people in even the roughest towns.

We got a great VA in tampa.

Jet Skiiing

Horses

and last but not least of all... phosphate refineries. which the entire country needs and keeps everyones agriculture goin.

We got the highest # of shark attacks yet the lowest # of shark attack fatalities.

We got the Buccanears. We got VIP clubs in Miami which are baller.

We got Nascar up north in Daytona. And Bow hunting season for u guyz. (Anyone want to buy my bow, I aint never used it except to practice a bit, can't even pull it now)

We got boiled peanuts. And we got the Salvador Dali museum.

We got Kennedy Space center, which was badass when I was a kid ( it probably sux now that the Draconian Patriarchy is shitting all over our economy ).

We got McDill AFB which was huge during the peak of the war on terror for all kinds of OCONUS shit.

We got a few space sattelite spy agencies.

We got ez access to Puerto Rico... flights are like 90$ from fl.

We got some really badass underwater caves and wierd geology.

We got good ground water even if it's a bit salty and mineral rich (minerals good 4 ur bones anyway)

We got all kindsa shit going for Florida.

Florida's got me, and these 2 pictures I took of Florida..

http://i.imgur.com/DnTvMQ2l.jpg (http://imgur.com/DnTvMQ2)

http://i.imgur.com/LQjxvkvl.jpg (http://imgur.com/LQjxvkv)

Stop h8'n peeps.

[raka]

florida best place ever.

beaches, downtown, tootsies, and oranges

[Azure]

florida best place ever.

beaches, downtown, tootsies, and oranges

http://i.imgur.com/7CD8PAA.jpg

prob from florida cauze lots of nerds play EQ here, but IDK

[raka]

Can i have her

[Azure]

Can i have her

Sure, GL finding her and convincing her 2 be urs

[Mac Dretti]

shes a star trek nerd

i wonder what her favorite movie is

[thisuserwasbannedlol]

I live in florida and it is an epic shithole, the only nice part of florida is 1/4 mile from the beach, rest is shit

keys are epic. Again, everything more then 1/4 mile away from the coast is shit. Miami is a toilet, yea theres some nice parts. But they are so small and surrounded by brown people and white trash.

California is nice, Northeast is nice , but if I could move anywhere would be norcal

Planning on moving back home to new York for a few years to enjoy the no business tax then ill have the cheddar to move to CA

suck it red

[Mac Dretti]

c u soon

can u make me fresh garden salsa

[Kraftwerk]

Love me some NYC. Miss that so bad.

[Vile]

it is an epic shithole

[RoguePhantom]

http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/cut_off_florida.gif

[LostCause]

does this mean florida is its own country now? PRAS MARIJUANA IS LEGAL NOW PRAS

[Gnomersy]

florida best place ever.

beaches, downtown, tootsies, and oranges

My man!! Tootsies is the shit, check out Scarlettes for a change of pace

[Agatha]

you hit up scarlettes too? 100 dollars for a blowjob from any stripper in there, its pretty nice.

[Azure]

you hit up scarlettes too? 100 dollars for a blowjob from any stripper in there, its pretty nice.

I'll give Agatha 1 4 free

[Sirken]

ALSO: This thread is properly posted in RnF, something I believe an upstanding leader of this community could surely respect.

Thanks.

I'M SORRY

FL makes my blood boil, i get blinded by red rage and just lash out

:(

[Faerie]

http://i.imgur.com/AxBkYU2.jpg

[BigHurb]

sorry for late reply.


um lets see.... Florida is America's Wang and its full of oxycontin and aloe vera

the MQ hacker Abyss is from Florida

the DDoS came from Florida

Agatha lives in Florida

what do they make, like, orange juice?

[big mouth chew]

hey i like orange juice

[raka]

I live in florida and it is an epic shithole, the only nice part of florida is 1/4 mile from the beach, rest is shit

keys are epic. Again, everything more then 1/4 mile away from the coast is shit. Miami is a toilet, yea theres some nice parts. But they are so small and surrounded by brown people and white trash.

California is nice, Northeast is nice , but if I could move anywhere would be norcal

Planning on moving back home to new York for a few years to enjoy the no business tax then ill have the cheddar to move to CA

suck it red

i dont believe you are from florida

cuz

florida is cool, and from what i can tell by this post, youre not.

westcoast is awesome. but i live 30 mins from the coast in south FL and my shit is combed homeslice...nawmeann...str8 dapper.

[Twainz]

hey i like orange juice

I do too, its called Fanta.

[raka]

My man!! Tootsies is the shit, check out Scarlettes for a change of pace

hell yessireeeee....however, scarletts b getting crowded as of late. keep it on the hush or else i wont be able to get bj's in the bathroom no more.

dont want it getting shut down for a period of time like cheetahs pompano.

where else am i getting free lunch buffet

[Gnomersy]

How would you guys enjoy your 2 liter Mountain Dew code red straight out of the bottle with out Florida sugar. Recognize

[Eslade]

How would you guys enjoy your 2 liter Mountain Dew code red straight out of the bottle with out Florida sugar. Recognize

If only they made these with code red you guys would be set....
http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/10_561b31_958320.jpg
And Florida blows, it's been confirmed.

[raka]

seems necessary. no way u drink 10L before it goes flat. i cant even handle a 2L of DC before it tastes like chilled, monkey-dick drippings.

youre fat

[Agatha]

i dont believe you are from florida

cuz

florida is cool, and from what i can tell by this post, youre not.

westcoast is awesome. but i live 30 mins from the coast in south FL and my shit is combed homeslice...nawmeann...str8 dapper.

we should hang out, u can come meet me and jupe.

[Eslade]

we should hang out, u can come meet me and jupe.

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120131221343/pokemontowerdefense/images/2/27/You_gonna_get_raped.jpg

[Tassador]

We don't want any white people in south florida ;( I like my whites north of broward.

[Agatha]

We don't want any white people in south florida ;( I like my whites north of broward.

i did some time in broward county, HOME OF THE DREAD *****

[Azure]

seems necessary. no way u drink 10L before it goes flat. i cant even handle a 2L of DC before it tastes like chilled, monkey-dick drippings.

youre fat

I drink warm/hot water all the damn time. Sometimes I drink Soda that's been on the counter for months and flat for weeks.

Refrigeration is for weak as bitches.

Also Agatha, U ever gonna deliver?!!

[Tassador]

I missed that post about the guy drinking diet coke lol that's like peeing sitting down. Man card revoked!

[raka]

I missed that post about the guy drinking diet coke lol that's like peeing sitting down. Man card revoked!

dafuq

im 27 and pee more sitting down than i do standing up

dont come at me about my peeing protocol

[Tassador]

This is why North Korea would fuck us in the ass right now. Dudes pee sitting down god almighty what the fuck!

[Azure]

This is why North Korea would fuck us in the ass right now. Dudes pee sitting down god almighty what the fuck!

How does someone sitting down and peeing have anything 2 do with their ability to kill their enemies efficiently and effectively?

[Tassador]

Fucking shit man North Korea fucking peeing standing up you mother effer therefore while you sitting they slinging. Sometimes I lose my cool on how dumb the dumber are here fucking shit!

[raka]

we should hang out, u can come meet me and jupe.

http://i.imgur.com/l5qUjCO.gif

lets do this duckman, im bout meeting fellow elfs.

im a solidified ironman tho, raping me will not come easy.

opiates and cheesecake factory ftw

[freez]

every man woman and child in asia must pee sitting down unless you emperorsent

[Tassador]

I knew the pee police were going to chime in. North Korea does not care about these fuckin laws or customs. They killing uncles in that shit man. Moms drowning babies in the water. And you want to pis sitting down shit makes me mad.

[Azure]

But, Tassador if were sitting, and their standing, and our asses are over the toilet how exactly we getting assfucked unless they really small and standing in the toilet with ladders to fuck our assholes.

Also I like ur gif Agatha <3

[BigHurb]

bath in dying skin cells and cocaine
residue in the lovely almost tropics,
moistness much like the sweat in agathas cloaca

swim in the sea of cuban immigrant sorrow
painted on white shores where hope shrivels to die
under the shade of fake breasts
and infected snatches.

eat shit, florida. and die.

eat yourself, you half turd from a dogs ass of a state,
waiting to be pooped into the ocean

- a really good poem by hurb

[Azure]

hurb u still got a druid and u can have ur medicine tote back lmk

[Agatha]

[url]

opiates and cheesecake factory ftw

i think we would get along pretty nice, if u actually want to come hang out, got a pal flying in for the weekend who is a rapper from NY, we gonna party pretty hard this weekend.

[BigHurb]

thanks az i still feel a twinge of pain in my head when i think about re-installing... the fun of granting tunares blessings on the noobs of norrath grows faint.

the magnitude of my dick in floridas ass is given by mass * gravity * cos(OBAMA)

a newton and joule walk into a bar, the bartender says HEY... fuck physics.

[Azure]

It's OK I logged in and got ganked by a bunch of unguided untwinked newbies in my favorite hunting grounds, QQ'd and logged.

TBH it was pretty sweet to see people pvping in HHK as a team. I hope they weren't boxed. But not sure if I'm ready to get back to EQ myself.

[BigHurb]

bless the keep aka mt zion aka jericho...may it never fall into erudite hands

[Azure]

bless the keep aka mt zion aka jericho...may it never fall into erudite hands

lol <3

[Juhstin]

I'm going to Disney World.

[Azure]

I'm going to Disney World.

I road space mountain as a kid. Shaped my mind and turned me into the person I am today.

[Azure]

*rode

[Juhstin]

I get to cut in all the lines since I'm a celebrity.

[Azure]

I get to cut in all the lines since I'm a celebrity.

Yeah, but at least you need to prob pay for that VIP treatment + you can't just like go get a burger at Wendies in a small town without a police parade to stop you from getting raped by young virgins.

[Azure]

Also, R u looking of trans bodyguards, cause I'm a good fighter still. I need money, and am willing to fly around the world breaking the arms of annoying people to keep the paparrazi away from u

[BigHurb]

pix of titties

[Azure]

Making sugaring paste I'll PM u when it's done, prob a few days cause i'm lazy.

[BigHurb]

kewl

[Tassador]

Sobe Forecast 77 degrees with 100 percent probability of seeing big fake Columbian tits. Have fun with snow and white women!

[Azure]

still nice and warm here, not wearing much right now

[Aenor]

Dear OP

we already had this thread - https://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=130088&highlight=florida

Sirken you noob.

http://fatclemenzas.com/

[Agatha]

got a sunburn at the beach 2day bros. pras florida. hope all is well with the rest of u gents.

[BigHurb]

i took a fudgy shit cause i ate a lot of brownies

[Mac Dretti]

Wut kinda brownies

[BigHurb]

like ghiridelli double fudge or something, someone else made... also some weed brownies ... my poop smells like weed its glorious