Favorite quotes

[Tradesonred]

Ill start

"All wars are civil wars, because all men are brothers"

- Francois Fenelon

[BahamutDF]

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

[Visual]

I don't
live today
Maybe tomorrow

[Sturgeon]

I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger.
-Cal

[Fame]

"Since I first gained the use of reason, my inclination toward learning has been so fierce that neither the scoldings of others..nor my own reflections.. have been able to stop me" - Juana Inés de la Cruz 1691

[runlvlzero]

"Inb4ban" - some r99'er

also

"FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM" - a dead scotsman

[Sidelle]

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

-- Albert Einstein

[Sidelle]

"Three can keep a secret if two of them are dead."

-- Benjamin Franklin

[BahamutDF]

"It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring."

Carl Sagan

[carli]

“It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent that survives. It is the one that is the most adaptable to change.”

Charles Darwin

[Tongpow]

“If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em!”
― John Waters

[Sobee101]

"Your mind is like a parachute…It don't work unless its open."

[Asap]

This one especially, as it relates to this game

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

Albert Einstein

[Sidelle]

“If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em!”
― John Waters

Lol!

[Ahldagor]

“If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em!”
― John Waters

John Waters is absolutely right about this.

[Raavak]

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself - Johnny Carson

[Ahldagor]

Heidegger: "Reason, glorified for centuries, is the stiff-necked adversary of [true] thought."

[BahamutDF]

Good quotes ITT.

[Ennewi]

"How am I not myself?" I <3 Huckabees

[Swish]

"You can't spell steal without EA!" - various gamers

(sorry, not in keeping with the thread, but I like it) ;)

[Ahldagor]

"You can't spell steal without EA!" - various gamers

(sorry, not in keeping with the thread, but I like it) ;)

all that locked "dlc" huehuehuehue

[Pokeman]

I think there are plenty of good people in America, but there are also plenty of bad people in America and the bad ones are the ones who seem to have all the power and be in these positions to block things that you and I need. Because this is the situation, you and I have to preserve the right to do what is necessary to bring an end to that situation, and it doesn't mean that I advocate violence, but at the same time I am not against using violence in self-defense. I don't even call it violence when it's self-defense, I call it intelligence

- Kurt Cobain

[lecompte]

First, my funny one:
"Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.”― Oscar Wilde

Then my somber one:
“Imagination was given man to compensate for what he is not, and a sense of humor to console him for what he is.” -- Francis Bacon

[mnemonikos82]

'Each of us is a mixture of some good and some not so good qualities. In considering one's fellow man it's important to remember the good things ... We should refrain from making judgments just because a fella happens to be a dirty, rotten SOB."
-John Wayne

"In destinies both sad and merry, true men can but try."
-Sir Gawain and the Green Knight (Author Unknown)

[Mandalore93]

“Those who hate most fervently must have once loved deeply; those who want to deny the world must have once embraced what they now set on fire.” - Kurt Tucholsky

"You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways."-Dr House

"Hope is a good breakfast, but a bad supper"-Francis Bacon

"The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true." James Branch Cabell

[Lune]

"Only a Sith deals in absolutes"

-A Sith, apparently

[khandman]

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

-Jack Burton

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

Procrastination is like masturbation; it's only good until you realize you fucked yourself.

[Comapavik]

When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why they are poor, they call me a communist. - Dom Hélder Pessoa Câmara

[Lune]

When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why they are poor, they call me a communist. - Dom Hélder Pessoa Câmara

that was actually leonard nimoy

[mnemonikos82]

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

-Jack Burton

I'm a reasonable guy. But, I've just experienced some very unreasonable things.
-Jack Burton

Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."
-Jack Burton

[Kraftwerk]

The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw.

[Pokeman]

If you ain't cheatin', you ain't tryin!

-Leonard Nimoy

[dhoushi]

Go home and be a family man!