The Slaying of the White Knight

[Zoolander]

The Slaying of the White Knight (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPwwCigTXuk&feature=youtu.be)

[Gaffin 7.0]

u always make awful videos and music is shit

[SamwiseRed]

watching you spam click sunstrike was pretty painful, i couldnt even finish the video :(

[Colgate]

watched 3 minutes of keyboard turning, closed video

[Ambrotos]

watched 3 minutes of keyboard turning, closed video

[LastBoss]

hes blue to you and you have DMF 4th slot? omg...

[Zoolander]

defense noted

[marie]

isn't smedy like level 54? and he almost killed you? why would you post this? this is something you should be embarrassed about

[lite]

what ambrotos said

[heartbrand]

yikes knew you were bad but didnt realize that bad

[fiegi 8.0]

o man lol

blue player videos always crack me up

[Kaahbal]

watched 3 minutes of keyboard turning, closed video

[Rataxes]

Jesus christ that is pathetic, should remove video asap before more people see this Mitic!

[Gaffin 7.0]

full mana bar on blue con lolz

[vouss]

w/e he was there first, im going to bang my fuck buddy now

[fiegi 8.0]

how are ppl still using turn left and right in 2014??

[Zoolander]

Jesus christ that is pathetic, should remove video asap before more people see this Mitic!

haha never! this thread is deliverin...need more rd & az replies pls!

http://static2.fjcdn.com/comments/Your+tears...+they+are+delicious+_377b16a850236127 34ded8944b42ed7f.jpg

[Something'Witty]

isn't smedy like level 54? and he almost killed you? why would you post this? this is something you should be embarrassed about

Jesus christ that is pathetic, should remove video asap before more people see this Mitic!

yikes knew you were bad but didnt realize that bad

http://www.killthehydra.com/wp-content/uploads/judgingpeoplemac.gif

[Sektor]

o man lol

blue player videos always crack me up

[AmukTZ]

I usually don't comment on threads like this b/c people play for fun and have different skill sets, but I cannot understand why you would even post this as a chest thump... you were terrible.


It was bad... like real bad.

[Colgate]

"haha yes! i love being called a retard! give me more!"

you definitely have some sort(s) of psychological and/or social disorders

elf sim is clearly affecting you in a grossly negative way

seek help

[AmukTZ]

Wth is up with sit, loc, and sense heading all being on one hotkey that you hit 2 times?

I know loc is important for the peeveepee. :eek:

You had the jump on him and didn't even get your opening spell off on him?


If Smedy would have been aggressive at about 1:30 in noone would of known this video existed..

[marie]

haha never! this thread is deliverin...need more rd & az replies pls!

http://static2.fjcdn.com/comments/Your+tears...+they+are+delicious+_377b16a850236127 34ded8944b42ed7f.jpg

nobody is mad, we're all laughing at you

it really is delivering

[Eslade]

I don't get why Selena being in the zone and then leaving is anything noteworthy. Everybody knows that she's firepot bound and unless you saw her gate, then she was probably just passing through.

Video is a
3/10
You'll get good at videos one day Mitic, just keep trying.

[Feniggles]

5 minute video? not watching

[Fame]

Marking thread as 1 star and encouraging others to do the same.

[Vile]

pity

[Zoolander]

You had the jump on him and didn't even get your opening spell off on him?


he perfectly knew i was there. i started recording some minutes after i zoned in.


colgate, jesus, get off my nuts already lol
jibekn, youre a nonfactor so iam not going to reply
btw there are still some rd and az forumquesters missing in this thread :D

more vids coming as soon i get more content, stay tuned my friends!

[heartbrand]

Last time I fought mitic he got laid out before being able to cast a single spell

[lite]

jibekn, youre a nonfactor

this guy calling someone a non factor...

[Zalaerian]

clicking, keyboard turning and only saved by an RNG miss on Smeds bash. You should be disgusted with yourself that you took any dmg vs a lvl 54 SK in rags in the most open zone in the game

[Zoolander]

Last time I fought mitic he got laid out before being able to cast a single spell

last time you fought mitic u ran from neriak caster gms while i was laughing at you. too bad i didnt fraps that one :D

[Feniggles]

clicking, keyboard turning and only saved by an RNG miss on Smeds bash. You should be disgusted with yourself that you took any dmg vs a lvl 54 SK in rags in the most open zone in the game

smdy king viking of pixel lust, noway hes in rags

[Not_Kazowi]

Guys lay off mitic. He's autistic or had an extra chromosome, he doesn't know any better

[Zoolander]

Guys lay off mitic. He's autistic or had an extra chromosome, he doesn't know any better

got your jboots yet?

[vouss]

last time i killed mitic he died in a 1v2 casting 0 spells, and the time before that was 1v2 and he casted 0 spells? Lithiuum vs Mitic and Bigshowtime HEH

[Not_Kazowi]

got your jboots yet?

I don't even know what that means? Lol

[still_MORNIN]

watched it up until the moment he mouse clicked sunstrike to start the fight..... Music couldnt save you here bro

[Zoolander]

watched it up until the moment he mouse clicked sunstrike to start the fight..... Music couldnt save you here bro

this is not a mouse

http://i.computer-bild.de/imgs/3/2/5/1/8/9/5/Razer-Nostromo-745x559-cd933db64df6139e.jpg

key 02 is sunstrike btw, just sayin

[Bamz4l]

mitics jboots dispelled at 1:40
mitic recasts jboots 2:43

......

[Mac Dretti]

this is not a mouse

http://i.computer-bild.de/imgs/3/2/5/1/8/9/5/Razer-Nostromo-745x559-cd933db64df6139e.jpg

key 02 is sunstrike btw, just sayin

Mornin eats and drinks through a straw while double fisting these on roflzek.

U should see his essays on Diety selection, real goog.

[Gaffin 7.0]

this is not a mouse

http://i.computer-bild.de/imgs/3/2/5/1/8/9/5/Razer-Nostromo-745x559-cd933db64df6139e.jpg

key 02 is sunstrike btw, just sayin

the fuck is that, no wonder your so bad

[vouss]

mitics jboots dispelled at 1:40
mitic recasts jboots 2:43

haha

[Not_Kazowi]

This thread is comedy gold

[still_MORNIN]

this is not a mouse

http://i.computer-bild.de/imgs/3/2/5/1/8/9/5/Razer-Nostromo-745x559-cd933db64df6139e.jpg

key 02 is sunstrike btw, just sayin

You should really get a mouse then because this thing has a better chance of flying to mars than helping u pvp.

[iiNGloriouS]

You should really get a mouse then because this thing has a better chance of flying to mars than helping u pvp.

Chortled. Several times.

[lite]

This thread is comedy gold

[freez]

lol wow

[lite]

lol wow

log in

[AmukTZ]

mitics jboots dispelled at 1:40
mitic recasts jboots 2:43

......

[k9quaint]

Heard about keyboarder posting bad video in 2014. Did not click.

[JayN]

u always make awful videos and music is shit

:eek::eek:sobadvid

[Agatha]

whole lotta mad from people who dont pvp.

[Mac Dretti]

I didn't click video

Did smedy get YTd?

[Colgate]

I didn't click video

Did smedy get YTd?

idk had to close it halfway through cause it was just him running around keyboard turning and failing to reapply jboots while clicking spells

[Fame]

When is this video goin to dvd?

[Zoolander]

the antagonist is still missing to post in this thread.

tunaks fungus not working properly?
wasnt prepared?
jesus not there helping him out?
no box online?
it was the aons fault?

looks like we will never know....

[Pitborn]

L2 Jboot.

[Slathar]

Yikes, that video was cringe-worthy. The music, Europeans, keyboard turning, a wizard nearly dying in TD to an SK with no epic.

Wow! I give this a 9/10 on my European Internet Weirdo Scale.

Painful.

[Andis]

you should post the vid of when Andis slayed you in 30 seconds.

[Nirgon]

Trade that eye for a fuckin 2hander. Shit.

[Smedy]

i played terrible, no water dance and i also fucked up my spell effects (thanks DIGI) i couldn't see him casting the sunstrikes! my 135 fr made me resist 0% of sunstrike and i didnt know my lifetaps didnt heal me through runes, i though they did on live? Pretty sure they did cause otherwise necros would always have been shit and they were actually good on live.

andrew kramer would not be proud

[Terpuntine]

Confirmed lifetaps didnt heal through runes, dot and kite pal, dot and kite.

Also, Mitic might be the worste wizard on the server, a spot previously held by Qazzaz.

[Nirgon]

Lifetap didn't ever heal thru rune. Maybe on VZTZ.

Pick up a 2hander *****.

[Colgate]

Confirmed lifetaps didnt heal through runes, dot and kite pal, dot and kite.

Also, Mitic might be the worste wizard on the server, a spot previously held by Qazzaz.

sunstrike helmet power ranking

1. hectorchrist
2. lamort
3. mitic
4. qazzaz
5. thrilla

[Smedy]

thrillas not bad, i mean you cant really show any skill on a wizard its the easiest class to play in pvp and its more or less the reason i quit my wizard, simply wasnt fun to just click and avoid

[Smedy]

Lifetap didn't ever heal thru rune. Maybe on VZTZ.

Pick up a 2hander *****.

ya considering time accumilated on vztz is longer then i spent on live most of my memories are being corrupted by broken mechanics these days heh

[Instagib]

You're not even 60 with shit gear don't sell yourself short

[Potus]

i played terrible, no water dance and i also fucked up my spell effects (thanks DIGI) i couldn't see him casting the sunstrikes! my 135 fr made me resist 0% of sunstrike and i didnt know my lifetaps didnt heal me through runes, i though they did on live? Pretty sure they did cause otherwise necros would always have been shit and they were actually good on live.

andrew kramer would not be proud

They never healed through runes and Necros have always been shit. People just got smarter and figured out how to use potions.

[Fame]

http://i.imgur.com/uKYXuYd.gif

[Kaahbal]

U would have been able to scubbasteve this shit Smedy, however that blunder is not even close to mitics plays.

Mitic, Let me give you some advices, please consider binding spells to hotkeys and for the love of god keep jboots up if it gets dispelled.

Would never had posted a video if my performance was this terrible, heck i would probably uninstall and never look back.

[Zoolander]

.) i played 3rd person for vid scenery purposes
.) jboots where not needed seeing the final result
.) spells are all hotkeyed
.) cant wait to kill somebody of those bigmouthed superplayers in this thread with fraps on...them vids will be glorious being killed by a "wizard with terrible skills" !

[Slathar]

.) i played 3rd person for vid scenery purposes
.) jboots where not needed seeing the final result
.) spells are all hotkeyed
.) cant wait to kill somebody of those bigmouthed superplayers in this thread with fraps on...them vids will be glorious being killed by a "wizard with terrible skills" !

Like the one I have of you and Kadaraa in Freeport? Where I killed you in less than 5 seconds on Roberto? The one where you never attempted to cast anything except yonder? Would your video be similar to that?

You terrible, terrible player.

[Zoolander]

Like the one I have of you and Kadaraa in Freeport? Where I killed you in less than 5 seconds on Roberto? The one where you never attempted to cast anything except yonder? Would your video be similar to that?

You terrible, terrible player.

ah yes i remember! the moment i engaged smedy u poped up from nowhere and instasnared me inside the city. true skills there =)

[Kraftwerk]

Wait a second, are you implying you normally play in first person? I know we're playing elf counter strike and all but playing first person in elf sim is taking it too far.

[Slathar]

ah yes i remember! the moment i engaged smedy u poped up from nowhere and instasnared me inside the city. true skills there =)

Spams sunstrike, complains about poisons, had cleric with him, still dies.

Play better.

[Zoolander]

Spams sunstrike, complains about poisons, had cleric with him, still dies.

Play better.

well it was you bragin about your kill on a wizard with your snare/duelist in a city and a shk ht as backup, not me ;)

Play better.

[Smedy]

ya if you dont ht you'll gate the fuck out, im saddened by the fact that the slaying of the white knight does not feature the 3 other attempts you had at killing me which ended up with you gating the fuck out and i standing there lonely in my rags outfit wondering why a red con that says "what would you like your tombstone to say" ran away from me

pick on someone your own level, oh wait.... nihilum doesn't play that way :P

[Zoolander]

u mean those 3 attempts where u called your buddies for backup? ;)

[Smedy]

each time you gated out bro, u gonna lie about it?

andrew kramer would not be proud bro, your shit is weaksauce

[Nirgon]

What lvl is the white knight

[vouss]

You were There waiting for me...

I didn't know who you were...

You used a snare poison...

Going to bang my fuckbudy...

This mitic Guy always has a reason That He died and névér Is it because He Is Bad. Whats your favorite one?

[Mac Dretti]

Did the video end w Mitic slaying Smedy?

Suspense killing me

[freez]

p bad when retti wont even watch it considering he watched all of mine and still talks two years later about how bad they are

[Vile]

p bad

[quido]

another retarded euro - big surprise

[heartbrand]

another retarded euro - big surprise

god I fucking HATE europeans

[Zoolander]

god I fucking HATE europeans

thats ok, i do LOVE jews tho!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kk_-8GKEhWw

i like the lyrics best in all those songs!

[Zoolander]

http://i57.tinypic.com/wlup74.jpg

john, whoever u are here, thank you thank you thank you

words like these will keep me making more videos!

(smedy still a good producer)

[HippoNipple]

http://i57.tinypic.com/wlup74.jpg

john, whoever u are here, thank you thank you thank you

words like these will keep me making more videos!

(smedy still a good producer)

Says he makes videos for the haters, then a tear comes to his eye when he mistakenly assumes one person accepts him.

[Hinshi Budou]

Mitic, are you for real? This HAS to be a troll... no one is this bad at the game and pretends to be this awesome without a troll lurking somewhere... If not... wow. Just wow. Oh btw, put the lid back on the glue. Might help you more than the video did.

[Gaffin 7.0]

mm love me some elmers glue

[runlvlzero]

I like Mitic. We all were blue players at some point... I bet even Chewie was a bluebie once, prob cryed at tball when he didn't get a turn at bat.

[Recycled Children]

Great video. I enjoyed the part where Smedy died, next time just have 5 minutes of that part.

Any video of communism falling is a great video.

[Took]

Floozy mad/bad/sad/rad on forums on vday evening foreveralone.jpg bro?

[Kaahbal]

I like Mitic. We all were blue players at some point... I bet even Chewie was a bluebie once, prob cryed at tball when he didn't get a turn at bat.

I have never played on a blue server, ever.

[Pitborn]

After reading this thread , i smiled hard knowing Mitic and Rexx are now in the same guild.

[heals4reals]

y would you be reading 2 month old post?

sick

[Wipe it Clean]

http://i.imgur.com/xcyd6sa.jpg

[Pitborn]

y would you be reading 2 month old post?

sick

Stuck at work.

When not saving lives, i troll elf sim forums.

[Barladore]

Guys lay off mitic. He's autistic or had an extra chromosome, he doesn't know any better

[Wipe it Clean]

http://i.imgur.com/cntqmKC.gif

[Koota]

After reading this thread , i smiled hard knowing Mitic and Rexx are now in the same guild.

Everquest

[Zoolander]

thanks for bumping...this kill was GLORIOUS!

so, smedy playing again? is it a reroll (once again)? where is he hiding this time soloing?

[Kergan]

watched 3 minutes of keyboard turning, closed video

But you watched half the video?

[Smedy]

thanks for bumping...this kill was GLORIOUS!

so, smedy playing again? is it a reroll (once again)? where is he hiding this time soloing?

u wanna try to grief me again with your epic wizard as i'm struggling in my rags attempting to level up bro?

sounds like a nihilum to me

[JPMorgan]

u wanna try to grief me again with your epic wizard as i'm struggling in my rags attempting to level up bro?

sounds like a nihilum to me

[heals4reals]

u wanna try to grief me again with your epic wizard as i'm struggling in my rags attempting to level up bro?

sounds like a nihilum to me

sounds like u need to try blue server

[Bazia]

Sorry Smedy but you lose points for dying to this retard in any capacity

[Smedy]

well aware bro, was 5 levels lower in alt gear but no exuse dying to retarded peole

[LulzSect]

https://i.imgur.com/vaoHL.jpg

[Zoolander]

well aware bro, was 5 levels lower in alt gear but no exuse dying to retarded peole

i think it was 8 lvls and youve been playing nakid with a rusty sword, thats why u used your free aon i bet

no lifetap on runes btw lul

[Colgate]

no faction on vp trash mobs btw lul

[Zoolander]

no faction on vp trash mobs btw lul

stop training trash mobs then durrrr

[Colgate]

did you have fun sitting under nexona for several hours only to die repeatedly while not inhibiting our raid in any way?

[Zoolander]

i was just fooling around and testing stuff. IF i would have gone srs, then u wouldnt have seen a single dragon in vp :)

[Not_Kazowi]

God damn Colgate why you so immersed? Take it easy dog, chill

[Zoolander]

and on a side note, i went to nexona without feign or dieing once. i stoped counting how often u went feign/linkdead before u reached her lair, newb.

and no, i dont use lites server tick methods. ;)

[Smedy]

3 aons in the time of 1 week will get you immersed dog, shits thriving over here, thrive status imminent

[LulzSect]

http://37.media.tumblr.com/a93dee6eb3e15bf36a81119d7311f0f2/tumblr_mu44bevGtV1sc0at9o1_500.gif

[Colgate]

God damn Colgate why you so immersed? Take it easy dog, chill

spending 16 hours farming faction in mistmoore and then sitting in phara dar's room for hours on end multiple times a week watching other guilds kill dragons makes it hard to take your constant reminders of how immersed everyone else is and how immersed you aren't seriously

[Zoolander]

your timeframes are highly inaccurate

[Colgate]

did you get your corpse out of nexona's room yet?

[Zoolander]

did you get your corpse out of nexona's room yet?

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m14facEEkc1qlrxk7o2_250.gif

[Not_Kazowi]

spending 16 hours farming faction in mistmoore and then sitting in phara dar's room for hours on end multiple times a week watching other guilds kill dragons makes it hard to take your constant reminders of how immersed everyone else is and how immersed you aren't seriously

Yikes man didn't know I rustled you so bad. My bad dawg

[Colgate]

yeah man i'm totally mad over here

8)

[lite]

and on a side note, i went to nexona without feign or dieing once. i stoped counting how often u went feign/linkdead before u reached her lair, newb.

and no, i dont use lites server tick methods. ;)

I think one of my most enjoyable eq experiences was watching you feel safe under Nexona ... then DA triggering it's AoE on you dragging it away so I could let my pitbulls destroy what was left of you.

[lite]

that VP YT counts triple

[heals4reals]

Tell me more in 2 posts or more

[Zoolander]

I think one of my most enjoyable eq experiences was watching you feel safe under Nexona ... then DA triggering it's AoE on you dragging it away so I could let my pitbulls destroy what was left of you.

and how did you survive your own train? ;)

[Barladore]

Guys lay off mitic. He's autistic or had an extra chromosome, he doesn't know any better

[lite]

coh ?lol

[vouss]

god damn mitic is dumb lol

[freez]

;(

[Smedy]

Originally Posted by Not_Kazowi
Guys lay off mitic. He's autistic or had an extra chromosome, he doesn't know any better

[Not_Kazowi]

hard being a box legend, even old schoolers still riding the nuts ;]

[freez]

does anyone know what this immersed angry dead player is talking about

[Not_Kazowi]

does anyone know what this immersed angry dead player is talking about

before your time homie

[freez]

before this server homie

ftfy

[mtb tripper]

The word "Hypothalamus" grows legs with tube socks and generic sneakers, eventually evolving over a time-span of 10 years to look like more like a part of the human species, closely resembling Rick Moranis. Runs down to the liquor store, finds out liquor store is closed, goes home, sleeps, wakes up, snorts a line of allergy medication, bangs his 49 year old 8th cousin, goes to sleep. Wakes up, reads a book about the scientific basis of emotions, specifically fear, goes to sleep. Wakes up Sunday morning, goes to church, shoots himself.

[georgie]

holy fuck

[mtb tripper]

holy fuck

yeah