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Tradesonred
02-12-2014, 06:26 PM
Not sure how much things foreigners have to say sorry about to americans, but if no one else posts, im sure my sorry was worth creating the thread.

Hey america, on behalf of Quebec, were sorry for inflicting Celine Dion upon you

She was the laughingstock of Quebec, the Queen of Kitsh

http://i696.photobucket.com/albums/vv330/TwoHalfBrains/PeopleWeHate/celine-breaks-ears.jpg

http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/countygrind/celine4.jpg

http://louisemcsharry.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/ridic-celine-dion-main.jpg

http://torontostandard.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/9b0f9ebaf6f384fba2f6118d97f0881b_slider.jpg

http://tonicgossip.com/wp-content/2011/07/Celine-dion-1.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ahsDoFgi8Kg/TiiYGz3t7hI/AAAAAAAAAQ0/Wlvj_vAvFjM/s1600/c22.jpg

And then you go ahead and make her a huge international star

Good job america

Tradesonred
02-12-2014, 06:29 PM
And then you posted this shit in the wrong section of the forums

Good job Ecoli

Kazi
02-12-2014, 09:08 PM
Might as well thank you for spawning Justin Bieber, Avril Lavigne, and Drake.

Greegon
02-12-2014, 09:31 PM
yeah celine dion like 3/10... wud bang

Mac Dretti
02-12-2014, 10:02 PM
Avril lavigne wu'd bang

Greegon
02-12-2014, 10:07 PM
Avril lavigne wu'd bang

the question you must ask yourself is, why not?

Tradesonred
02-12-2014, 11:17 PM
Might as well thank you for spawning Justin Bieber, Avril Lavigne, and Drake.

Not quebecers, no need to say sorry for those, stop in a Tim Hortons sometimes in Saskatchewan, or in a Tim Hortons and tell em Yea THANKS GUYS for fuckin Justin Bieber

And then stop at another Tim Hortons and thank em for Drake

https://i.imgflip.com/6v77g.jpg

Tradesonred
02-12-2014, 11:22 PM
Oh wait, Justin Biebers mom is a Quebecker

So sorry guys, honest

Tradesonred
02-12-2014, 11:26 PM
Now apologize for lil wayne, Milli Vanilli, vanilla ice, Cher, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Miley Cirus, Rebecca Black and and...

Tradesonred
02-12-2014, 11:31 PM
Fucking Celine Dion. She sent her million dollar lawyers after that blog that catalogued pictures of her looking ridiculous and then went on a TV show in Quebec where the interviewer pitched her softballs like "Oh, youre very accepting of criticism these days are you?" Oh yea, i got a great sense of humor about it!

Bitch

Nocsucow
02-12-2014, 11:34 PM
Fucking Celine Dion. She sent her million dollar lawyers after that blog that catalogued pictures of her looking ridiculous and then went on a TV show in Quebec where the interviewer pitched her softballs like "Oh, youre very accepting of criticism these days are you?" Oh yea, i got a great sense of humor about it!

Bitch

Are you ok dude ?

Tradesonred
02-12-2014, 11:35 PM
Here, catch bitch

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Du6f_H_mY68/TiphtCro0tI/AAAAAAAAAA4/-QJrGPpT2R0/s1600/article-0-015B7E5C00000578-815_468x746.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-xu2bVfxwHBY/Tiphvcw93II/AAAAAAAAABI/I_2uBWYu2TE/s1600/Celine_inUSA_Tacoma_October18_20-37.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-vK4Vd3skT_Q/TiphvymRLEI/AAAAAAAAABM/2AS8tIBrNH8/s320/celine-dion431x300.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ScqHwsSEIG0/TiphyHwzmLI/AAAAAAAAABc/cuZ2ZB1LdK4/s1600/celineoprahgif.gif

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-GIl5Cd-Ai-g/Tiph1qp2xTI/AAAAAAAAAB4/AQcYlOqq0M0/s320/grimasz_celine_dion.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-8n0ezbd9h-4/Tiph4msK0dI/AAAAAAAAACU/PBW2_MDku5M/s320/tumblr_li9cel0XVo1qi7k7io1_400.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-zrxY058zioQ/Tiph57TLSqI/AAAAAAAAACc/DUJoQB5elAg/s320/tumblr_li9d1zZzTI1qi7k7io1_400.jpg

Tradesonred
02-12-2014, 11:35 PM
Are you ok dude ?

Yea just drank a can of redbull, im pumped

bubur
02-13-2014, 12:09 AM
i'll join. sorry for providing you with cheap excellent quality clothing that you could probably make yourself

and spice

JayN
02-13-2014, 12:14 AM
http://hiphollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/blake.jpg

http://hiphollywood.com/2014/02/did-blake-griffin-smack-the-sht-out-of-justin-bieber/



Did Justin Bieber get slapped up by Los Angeles Clippers star, Blake Griffin? That’s a rumor going around on the Internet thanks to a blog called, Empire Sports. The incident allegedly went down inside a Starbucks where the shirtless Canadian pop star refused to put on a shirt.

“He came in with no shirt on and his pants hanging down and underwear showing and tried to order a Caramel Apple Machiatto,” Joey Goldsmith, the Starbucks barista said. “I just told him he would have to put a shirt on if he wanted to order.”

Bieber reportedly started cursing at the barista and threatened to have his bodyguard kick his “a**.” That’s when Blake intervened and reportedly “smacked the sh*t” out of JB. “I saw Justin stumble out of the door looking like he was crying,” added the barista.

Justin’s camp has already denied the report, but Los Angeles Lakers center Chris Kaman didn’t help the matter when he tweeted:

“I was sitting in the corner of Starbucks and Blake did not smack Bieber! Well at least not that hard.”

Kaman later admitted he was joking, but deep down inside, we wish this story was true.

bubur
02-13-2014, 12:17 AM
sounds fake

bubur
02-13-2014, 12:18 AM
you know what would be cool, if justin beiber stood up and decided to look like a normal person

then went out leveraged his fame to start a business or something and stopped selling his image.. guy looks like fag is all im sayin

Tradesonred
02-13-2014, 01:14 AM
i'll join. sorry for providing you with cheap excellent quality clothing that you could probably make yourself

and spice

lol i thought of that as well, its mostly americans who need to say sorry but still every country has at least one thing it can say YEA SORRY FOR THAT ONE GUYS

Nirgon
02-13-2014, 01:23 AM
Canada

Thanks for the Duke

Kaahbal
02-13-2014, 02:09 AM
Sorry if you have ever been forced under gunpoint to watch a swedish tv show.

Kazi
02-13-2014, 02:24 AM
Don't do vanilla ice

Mac Dretti
02-13-2014, 03:26 AM
Canada

Thanks for the Duke

Clark
02-13-2014, 04:49 AM
Are you ok dude ?

Tassador
02-13-2014, 08:38 AM
Toronto does have that crack smoking mayor who is a bad ass. But yeah canada sucks white people, cold air an hockey.

thisuserwasbannedlol
02-13-2014, 01:53 PM
that mayor is epic , id go vote for him in 3 seconds.

Greegon
02-13-2014, 02:56 PM
rob ford is a boss, throwing temper tantrums at official meetings wow

Tradesonred
02-14-2014, 02:41 AM
Toronto does have that crack smoking mayor who is a bad ass. But yeah canada sucks white people, cold air an hockey.

lol u know what sucks, ignorant americans

"Visible minorities comprised 31.7% of Montreal's population in the 2011 census"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montreal

Tassador
02-14-2014, 09:17 AM
Canada blows!

Kergan
02-14-2014, 10:43 AM
lol u know what sucks, ignorant americans

"Visible minorities comprised 31.7% of Montreal's population in the 2011 census"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montreal

You realize 31.7% is extremely low for a major city right? Shit even Chicago is less than 50% white.

runlvlzero
02-14-2014, 11:04 AM
Can't wait till we start importing N. Korean and Chinese pop stars.

runlvlzero
02-14-2014, 11:10 AM
Nvm, NK is executing them faster than we can import them =/

runlvlzero
02-14-2014, 11:11 AM
You realize 31.7% is extremely low for a major city right? Shit even Chicago is less than 50% white.

The definition of minorities needs to change in Chicago.

Tradesonred
02-14-2014, 03:03 PM
You realize 31.7% is extremely low for a major city right? Shit even Chicago is less than 50% white.

Biggest haitian diaspora in north america is in Montreal, not trying to play the numbers game but clearly Montreal isnt "white people"

Tassador
02-14-2014, 03:18 PM
Biggest haitian diaspora in north america is in Montreal, not trying to play the numbers game but clearly Montreal isnt "white people"

I am going to call shenanigans on this one Miami has got to have more Hatians than Canada. Love that diri ak pwa with ox tail!!! Canada sucks man feelers????

Tradesonred
02-14-2014, 03:35 PM
Heh only discovered Haitian food 2 years ago, that shit so good

http://www.labonnebouffecreole.com/

Swish
02-14-2014, 09:46 PM
One Direction - sorry pals, I really am :(

http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/35500000/i-love-1d-niall-horan-35584035-1280-940.jpg

Tassador
02-14-2014, 10:32 PM
Just wait unt you try Jamaican food!

Kergan
02-15-2014, 03:43 AM
The gif in Swish's sig is timed so perfectly it looks like it keeps happening over and over. A+

Labanen
02-15-2014, 05:51 AM
Sorry for letting Aqua slip outside our borders... But we just couldnt take them any longer and had to send them away. Should ve put them down instead of course, was an error of judgement.