Tips for controlling flatulence?

[Tradesonred]

So i eat alot of sugary biscuits, drinks lots of juice, have beer with meat. Sometimes i will fart during the night while im asleep and it wakes up my girlfriend and she will elbow me like wtf man are you kidding me with this rotten egg smell?

Any tips? I think shes getting close to dumping me

[phacemeltar]

http://youtu.be/bM4eJ38S7Hw

i got u bro

[Thulack]

Not really sure whats worse. The fact that blanket exists or the fact that video has 2 million views.

[phacemeltar]

i forget whats the sexual position for when u are hittin it from behind with the blanket around your waist, then you fart under the blanket and throw it over her head... but i think thats what this blanket is for

[Tradesonred]

http://youtu.be/bM4eJ38S7Hw

i got u bro

OMG i almost died laughing

I thought it was gonna be a Chappelle skit or something then realized after 10 seconds it wasnt a joke

Funny thing is that my story is true, its just that its my brother doing that lol hes a sugar addict

[phacemeltar]

gas is a sign of a healthy digestive system.. girls probably just jealous

[Sidelle]

http://youtu.be/bM4eJ38S7Hw

i got u bro

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Constructed with fabric used by the military to protect against chemical weapons...

[Tradesonred]

lol imagine your boyfriend or girlfriend giving you this

"Oh, i didnt realize it was such a problem, sorry"

[YendorLootmonkey]

http://cdn.cloudfiles.mosso.com/c6771/SleePAP-Pillow-CPAP.jpg

Just shove the other end of the tube directly into your ass. Problem solved.

[Tradesonred]

http://cdn.cloudfiles.mosso.com/c6771/SleePAP-Pillow-CPAP.jpg

Just shove the other end of the tube directly into your ass. Problem solved.

Ill pass, dont want my brother to die like Jimi Hendrix

[Asap]

You have to ask yourself, is your marriage worth the $120?

[Mac Dretti]

Dutch oven her

Make her face her fears

[stormlord]

I don't like it. Don't like when I do it or when others do it. But I still do it. Can't really stop it. It happens more when I'll have to go to the bathroom soon. It's like using the toilet. Don't like it, either.

If I'm around others then I'll hold it, but sometimes a little slips out.

I usually want to side with nature on things because I think we control it too much. But on this issue I'm like well why not? Give us a pill and no more flatulence? Might be worth it, maybe?

It's one thing to take a flatulence pill for a night out with the girlfriend, but it's a whole other ball game to take a flatulence pill every day so you don't irritate her in the bed. Moreso, she probably needs to pass some too. I think when it comes to practical matters like marriage, people let things like this slide.

A night out with the girlfriend to pretend you're something you're not is fun? Yes. Practical? No. I think everybody needs to do fantasy sometimes, though. It's not good to be too practical about things. On the other hand, being too obsessive about attaining your fantasies is completely unhealthy and will do you in.

No one has to be reminded there're more important things than worrying about some flatulence. Vanities aren't virtuous. I've afforded myself already far more indulgences than should be permitted.

[phacemeltar]

i wonder are there people who enjoy the smell of their significant others' flatulence?