games with my brother (spanish )

[lite]

just for funsies

twitch.tv/alextraza

[SamwiseRed]

u play dark souls son?

[lite]

arena tournament

[Tradesonred]

Donde esta los caballos grassos, senor lite? Yo gusta los ciudades verde aqui, ahora!

[Mac Dretti]

violador

[vinnidel]

HERMANo

[Tradesonred]

When i was drunk in Cuba, a cuban girl taught me QUE PINGA PASA? And i kept asking tourists that and she told me NO NO NO with huge eyes and laughing. I still dont know what it meant exactly. It has something to do with penis right? lol

Who can solve the mystery of los pingas pasas?

[Tradesonred]

Cmon

Que pinga pasa

I wanna know, its killing me

[Greegon]

means wtf is going on but pretty sure only used in cuba

[Tradesonred]

When i was in cuba, this old dude on a donkey is strolling on the beach. He approaches me on his donkey, extends his arm to grab a fruit on top of my head. I was under some sort of fruit tree and didnt notice. So the old dude throws me the fruit and makes a motion to put it in my mouth.

I look at him uncertain, sorta like yea u just wanna laugh at the gringo the next morning passin by when u notice me and my stomach cramps right. He reaches out to grab another fruit and starts to eat it. As soon as he does that i bite into the fruit. That was some pretty tasty fig like fruit. Old dude waves goodbye and rides into the sunset with his donkey.

Rock on, old dudo

El fin

[Clark]

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