Date tonight

[Twainz]

Going out with this chick from work. Going to take her out to dinner/drinks but what are some good ideas for after that? Not much into movies and I'm not planning on bringing her to my house yet. Help a pal out with some good ideas :D

[Tradesonred]

Maybe this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpwJE5DEk7U

[Rellapse36]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-avWrI85jXCM/UKswn06CgOI/AAAAAAAAJQM/mqv19OCLQIQ/s640/fat-guy-eating-twinkie.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-LceP5cAB7Rs/TsrpPdkN5HI/AAAAAAAAAb0/50MkD28CjWc/s1600/fat-woman-hooters-hooter-sue-phat-girls-wings.jpg

looks like u will be stopping at a all u can eat twinkie buffet

[quido]

go somewhere with wifi and help her roll a druid or a cleric and PL her

[Ames who?]

Going out with this chick from work. Going to take her out to dinner/drinks but what are some good ideas for after that? Not much into movies and I'm not planning on bringing her to my house yet. Help a pal out with some good ideas :D

Did you seriously post this on a forum for a emulated everquest server? What in the literal fuck is wrong with you?

[Derubael]

dinner 100% worst idea for a first date ever.

If it's someone you're actually interested in, take her for a walk, go for drinks afterwards, get laid.

If it's someone you just want to have sex with, go for drinks, get laid.

also, pics plx, derubael@justthetip.com

this message has been brought to you by 15 year old elf sim.

[HippoNipple]

dinner 100% worst idea for a first date ever.

If it's someone you're actually interested in, take her for a walk, go for drinks afterwards, get laid.

If it's someone you just want to have sex with, go for drinks, get laid.

also, pics plx, derubael@justthetip.com

this message has been brought to you by 15 year old elf sim.

I agree with this. Keeping it between friends with cocktails/drinks at a happy hour type deal is your best bet. You will most likely show your best around friends and limit awkward moments.

I always waited to do a 1 on 1 date until I knew I liked her. Before that I just invited girls to things I was already doing with other friends.

[Twainz]

go somewhere with wifi and help her roll a druid or a cleric and PL her

I already confessed that I have an addiction to a 15 year old elf sim and that I kill dragons at all hours of the night. She text me yesterday morning and said good luck on your dragons lol.

Deru,

I'm not dtf yet bro. I literally sit next to the girl at work and flirt with her all day long. Not trying to move this that fast! BTW, we had an ice storm last night or I would of already said lets go for a walk in the park!

[Derubael]

In that case, hipponipple gave awesome advice.

If there is a distinct lack of RL friends to take her out with, bringing a laptop along and running teamspeak will work equally well.

[HippoNipple]

Getting these Nihilum members to have successful dates may be the biggest challenge this server has faced but it may also be the only way to get the raid rotation put back at normal hours.

[evilldacbane]

Good to see a new level of sad here on the forums.

[Twainz]

In that case, hipponipple gave awesome advice.

If there is a distinct lack of RL friends to take her out with, bringing a laptop along and running teamspeak will work equally well.

I had a RL friend once, then he got a girlfriend =(

[Twainz]

Btw, I am leaving work now. Wish me luck! Derubael, what kind of in game items do I get for pics :D

[Sektor]

Going out with this chick from work. Going to take her out to dinner/drinks but what are some good ideas for after that? Not much into movies and I'm not planning on bringing her to my house yet. Help a pal out with some good ideas :D

loool

[Derubael]

Btw, I am leaving work now. Wish me luck! Derubael, what kind of in game items do I get for pics :D

a stack of you mad brews and vorpal burritos if you post them in pvp rnf.

[Fame]

Getting these Nihilum members to have successful dates may be the biggest challenge this server has faced but it may also be the only way to get the raid rotation put back at normal hours.

One nut can bring a guild to it's knees, I've seen it happen

[Ames who?]

I already confessed that I have an addiction to a 15 year old elf sim and that I kill dragons at all hours of the night. She text me yesterday morning and said good luck on your dragons lol.

Deru,

I'm not dtf yet bro. I literally sit next to the girl at work and flirt with her all day long. Not trying to move this that fast! BTW, we had an ice storm last night or I would of already said lets go for a walk in the park!


http://blogs.wickedlocal.com/brookline/files/2013/12/picard.jpg

[Tradesonred]

A present is always nice

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3cGBYjYNKY&feature=kp

[Eslade]

http://www.bubblews.com/assets/images/news/115836543_1367740827.jpg
Actual pic from date.

[fiegi 8.0]

Did you seriously post this on a forum for a emulated everquest server? What in the literal fuck is wrong with you?

[Twainz]

Lots of jelly in this thread ;D

[Nirgon]

More concerning is the death of Lulz Sect.

The fact he has not posted an image here is a sure sign he's singing in the angel's choir in heaven with the coach.

[Mac Dretti]

Ugh 1 on 1 cross booth dinner awwwwkwwwarddd

Don't make work weird.

Go do something w lots of people around I.e. drinks at the TGIF bar

[Mac Dretti]

But I'm no date expert I used to sell coke and weed and only talked to girls at parties and during transactions when they were enamored by my platinum grill and fat wad of cash and size of backwood blunt

[Not_Kazowi]

Lots of jelly in this thread ;D

no one jealous of u, but good luck

[Eslade]

Twainz is about to learn a valuable life lesson.
You don't shit where you eat.
You don't fish off the company pier.

Have fun sir. If you don't end up marrying her, you better find a new job.

[Twainz]

Last time I dated a girl from work I got fired for sexual harassment. :D

[Gaffin 7.0]

pity reply

[Eslade]

http://bigsisterdiaries.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/fat_girl_poster-12965.jpg

[Yagebasto]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mefc47AQZT1qa6uj7o1_500.jpg

[freez]

are you a virgin?

[Barladore]

This has thread has to be a troll... I least I hope it is.

[Barladore]

At*

[Slathar]

take her to Golden Corral and dip her cow udders in the chocolate fountain you Spock-ear wearing freaks how

hahahahahahaha

bzzzzzzzzzz im a mosquito and sometimes my upper lip itches when a spoon rubs against it awkwardly bzzzz

[Bardalicious]

Last time I dated a girl from work I got fired for sexual harassment. :D

This is clearly some desperate ploy to get on unemployment so that his raid attendance is up to snuff.

[Eslade]

This is clearly some desperate ploy to get on unemployment so that his raid attendance is up to snuff.

I didn't think of that angle, but yeah I guess the quickest way to get fired is to hit on the fat chick that sits next to you at work. Gotta get them pixels, ain't got time for no job.

[Vile]

no one pitty replied yet?

[Eslade]

pity reply

whew, I knew Gaffin had us covered.

[Vile]

whew, I knew Gaffin had us covered.

phew.. thought i missed it myself

[Instagib]

go somewhere with wifi and help her roll a druid or a cleric and PL her

[Loto]

You do realize Nizzar will demand sloppy seconds as compensation for your lack of dedication to his pixels.

[Snufz]

Didn't read thread but just lol'd at the title.

[AmukTZ]

Fired for sexual harassment eh?

Shit you got nothing to lose.. I would just buy the 8 ball and get a motel room and bring her straight there.

[vouss]

Seen him on EQ an hour ago so assume date didn't go well or didn't happen at all

[runlvlzero]

#suicide

[Kraftwerk]

Thread delivered. At same time I feel bad for Twainz, if this is true and you sit next to her bro, at work, five days a week. You've made a huge mistake.

Unless you marry her.

[Awwalike]

dunno why everyone saying u can't fuck or date girls from work shits tite get that pussy and put her on /ignore twainz

[runlvlzero]

naw naw, dating people at work is a huge no no... that day will come when either they dump you for a promotion or you have that awkward moment were you don't even want to eat lunch with the person your intimate with.

[Awwalike]

naw naw, dating people at work is a huge no no... that day will come when either they dump you for a promotion or you have that awkward moment were you don't even want to eat lunch with the person your intimate with.

u been watching too many movies.

boss: i want to promote you but you have to dump your boyfriend first

no

[runlvlzero]

Naw, shits happened 2 me =/

[Awwalike]

Naw, shits happened 2 me =/

u obv didn't get blessed wit dat good wood

[runlvlzero]

u obv didn't get blessed wit dat good wood

It's definitely not amazing, doesn't really bother me much seeing as I'de be just as happy without it.

[Awwalike]

peeing standing up is fun tho amirite

[HippoNipple]

Jesus runlvlzero just sucked the fun right out of this thread talking about his little penis he wish he didn't have.

[Mac Dretti]

keep it in blue rnf plz

also known as p99/trannies/

[Twainz]

Seen him on EQ an hour ago so assume date didn't go well or didn't happen at all

Huh? I just got home?

[Bazia]

Hope it went well dude

[Twainz]

Thread derailed tho for sure. Not enough the amount of pity replies I expected. Runlvl has to take it to a whole new level. Fuck it, going to bed.

[Twainz]

Hope it went well dude

Yaw was p good. Went to Red Robin, had some drinks and I got some fish and chips. Went back to her place for a few hours and its time to go to bed. Night Pals :D

[BrobbVZ]

Twainz entering the real world? Holy shit grats bro.

[Kraftwerk]

Yaw was p good. Went to Red Robin, had some drinks and I got some fish and chips. Went back to her place for a few hours and its time to go to bed. Night Pals :D

Did you guys play Mario Kart?

[Smedy]

ames and dacbane always make me lol

good reads

[Gaffin 7.0]

fish and chips lol

[eskimospy]

I had a RL friend once

good shit
*raughs

[marie]

Going out with this chick from work. Going to take her out to dinner/drinks but what are some good ideas for after that? Not much into movies and I'm not planning on bringing her to my house yet. Help a pal out with some good ideas :D

after dinner and drinks you either part ways or fuck based on the chemistry, there's nothing else in between. if you do anything else without being intimate you are spending too much time together and are going to just end up friends

be mysterious and you need to be seen as a busy guy. talking about elf sims and addictions to slaying dragons is not helping

[Twainz]

after dinner and drinks you either part ways or fuck based on the chemistry, there's nothing else in between. if you do anything else without being intimate you are spending too much time together and are going to just end up friends

be mysterious and you need to be seen as a busy guy. talking about elf sims and addictions to slaying dragons is not helping

Not many women can resist my charm. I'm usually the one telling them no :D. Lets be honest, who can resist a guy with 3 lvl 60s.

[runlvlzero]

peeing standing up is fun tho amirite

Sometimes I sit down and pee anyway, just to relax and enjoy a little tinkle and keep the splash down.

Glad ur date went well twainz :) U might be gay/bi/trans/pansexual if you didn't go straight to fornication after foreplay and payment.

[Twainz]

Sometimes I sit down and pee anyway, just to relax and enjoy a little tinkle and keep the splash down.

Glad ur date went well twainz :) U might be gay/bi/trans/pansexual if you didn't go straight to fornication after foreplay and payment.

Sometimes I wonder if you act normal irl :D

[runlvlzero]

Sometimes I wonder if you act normal irl :D

Naw. For sure not.

[freez]

that lvl 1 pussy grind


sounds 2 me like u wiped bro

[Fame]

Going to her house after was the pussy pass and you went home, scored anyway tho because you yourself are a pussy

[Kraftwerk]

Did you guys play Mario Kart?

[Twainz]

I wish. She has a PS3, PS2 and an Xbox 360. We just chilled and watched the british version of TopGear.

[big mouth chew]

disaster averted
she was obviously just trying to spread her filthy cooties, thank god you didnt fall for it!!

[Twainz]

disaster averted
she was obviously just trying to spread her filthy cooties, thank god you didnt fall for it!!

I know, been flirting all day at work. Makes the time fly by.

[Derubael]

the british version of TopGear.

If you're talking about 'the british version of Topgear' you're just talking about Topgear.

That american atrocity doesn't even deserve to hold the Topgear name.

[Yagebasto]

If you're talking about 'the british version of Topgear' you're just talking about Topgear.

That american atrocity doesn't even deserve to hold the Topgear name.

this

[Twainz]

If you're talking about 'the british version of Topgear' you're just talking about Topgear.

That american atrocity doesn't even deserve to hold the Topgear name.

I agree now that I've seen it. I just never knew there was a BBC one :D.

[Fame]

If this goes any further I fear you ill be sing more of and possibly even holding the BBC

[Fame]

the fuck, will* seeing*

[jeffd]

HOPEFULLY UR DATE SKILLS ARE BETTER THAN UR PVP SKILLS

[Rellapse36]

lolol

[Rellapse36]

His date skills are on par with his diet skills

[Twainz]

HOPEFULLY UR DATE SKILLS ARE BETTER THAN UR PVP SKILLS

I've very skilled in the arts of seduction. If I start talking to a girl she pretty much melts in my arms. I tend to get bored with them to easy, not enough pixels to be had nawmean.

[jeffd]

real talk tho do something casual yet tite

walk in park followed by museum followed by drinks

movies/shows/dinner prohibited till later stage

listen to lord mustard & u r guaranteed to infect her w/ ur hiv demon seed after a few enjoyable outings

[Rellapse36]

I've very skilled in the arts of seduction. If I start talking to a girl she pretty much melts in my arms. I tend to get bored with them to easy, not enough pixels to be had nawmean.

virgin alert

[HippoNipple]

I've very skilled in the arts of seduction. If I start talking to a girl she pretty much melts in my arms.

http://media.mediapost.com/uploads/otlMMsGreenSI.gif

[Kraftwerk]

Were you wearing a suit or tuxedo? From watching movies I am aware that this is key to making a woman want you sexually.

Other key tips/tricks for your future date with her:
-be super chivalrous, open doors (both car and building), offer her your jacket when she is cold, etc
-order her food for her, this show you are assertive and care enough to relieve her of stress of choice, very manly
-only take her to expensive meals, preferably by candlelight
-try to only refer to her as m'lady
-next time decline the offer to go inside at end of date, this shows you are serious about marrying her and don't want to rush things (I have a foolproof step by step that includes holding hands by the third date, kissing by the 10th and sex after marriage)

I will let you know more if I think of them but this is a good intro course

[Twainz]

real talk tho do something casual yet tite

walk in park followed by museum followed by drinks

movies/shows/dinner prohibited till later stage

listen to lord mustard & u r guaranteed to infect her w/ ur hiv demon seed after a few enjoyable outings

Technically I have Gyno's strain of hiv so it wouldn't be mine. I just need more time to figure out what class I want her to play.

[Rellapse36]

be a asshole act like you don't really care

she will be in love in a week

Well this is what I do to fat girls and can't seem to get them up off my balls

[Twainz]

Were you wearing a suit or tuxedo? From watching movies I am aware that this is key to making a woman want you sexually.

Other key tips/tricks for your future date with her:
-be super chivalrous, open doors (both car and building), offer her your jacket when she is cold, etc
-order her food for her, this show you are assertive and care enough to relieve her of stress of choice, very manly
-only take her to expensive meals, preferably by candlelight
-try to only refer to her as m'lady
-next time decline the offer to go inside at end of date, this shows you are serious about marrying her and don't want to rush things (I have a foolproof step by step that includes holding hands by the third date, kissing by the 10th and sex after marriage)

I will let you know more if I think of them but this is a good intro course

Actually I will be wearing a tux on vday. Is it to soon to show up at her door with roses? I did open doors for her. I like the m'lady part, probably going to put that into my casual flirting. I was hoping to hold her hand by the 10th date but if I can get that on the 3rd it would be great! Thank you m'lord Solsek. I will start following your tips point by point. You have done me a great service. -1 pop inc

[Rellapse36]

Actually I will be wearing a tux on vday. Is it to soon to show up at her door with roses?

yea def a virgin lol

[phacemeltar]

Actually I will be wearing a tux on vday. Is it to soon to show up at her door with roses? I did open doors for her. I like the m'lady part, probably going to put that into my casual flirting. I was hoping to hold her hand by the 10th date but if I can get that on the 3rd it would be great! Thank you m'lord Solsek. I will start following your tips point by point. You have done me a great service. -1 pop inc

if you do this in-genuinely, i assure you that you will not get the results you are after.

[Kraftwerk]

Flowers are good, but if you set the precedent you will then need to bring her roses every single time you ever see her again. If you are okay with that, I give it an a-okay in terms of seduction.

[phacemeltar]

http://youtu.be/gWju37TZfo0

[Rellapse36]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J659hiXiUbM

[Fame]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4_to4g9wGs

Fuck dating just sign up for their site, let god decide

[Twainz]

Flowers are good, but if you set the precedent you will then need to bring her roses every single time you ever see her again. If you are okay with that, I give it an a-okay in terms of seduction.

Yes M'Lord. Condoms it is.

[Kraftwerk]

I prefer Farmersonly.com since that is where you can find very grounded salt of the earth type women to treat like ladies and marry.

[Kaahbal]

Grats Twainz

/ your pal Kaahbal

[heartbrand]

I prefer Farmersonly.com since that is where you can find very grounded salt of the earth type women to treat like ladies and marry.

Quite possibly the best advice ever given on these forums

[freez]

my pity is yours twainz

i can fuck a dime within 3 hours of meeting her while you struggle to pork a hefer from work


these are facts my friend



:rolleyes:

[freez]

struggling to post some pictures i just feel bad all around nawm sayin?

[Rellapse36]

I can go pick some threes and be better looking than what Twainz can do

[Twainz]

my pity is yours twainz

i can fuck a dime within 3 hours of meeting her while you struggle to pork a hefer from work


these are facts my friend



:rolleyes:

Love you too pal :D. Will still trade PLs if you want brew. I'm not being bipolar today :D

[freez]

i deleted freez sry

[Twainz]

i deleted freez sry

O damn, sorry to hear that pal =*(. Did you at least remake with same name?

[freez]

naw go for it

[Rhuobhe]

PRAS Twainz. I wish you luck. Don't fuck it up