Enjoy The Weekend

[HippoNipple]

Done with work, ready to enjoy the weekend.

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/the-dar-912.jpg?w=920&h=611

Will hopefully see you scum bags later tonight in game.

[Took]

Looks p cool tbqh

[runlvlzero]

Your going to a virtual nightclub, one that looks ray traced pretty damn well? Not even in realtimez?

[Andis]

that looks pretty awesome

pras hippo

[Zihm]

http://files.coloribus.com/files/adsarchive/part_1065/10650905/file/the-simpsons-movie-dvd-moes-tavern-small-52121.jpg

me too

[Tune]

http://gardengoatquote.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/gym.gif

me too

[Mac Dretti]

http://www.blogography.com/photos43/DrRockzo.jpg

[Greegon]

http://www.blogography.com/photos43/DrRockzo.jpg

cacacayeahhh

I DO COCAINE

[thisuserwasbannedlol]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04JmsnwbyAo

[HippoNipple]

It's Friday, go out and meet one of these

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/sexy-girls-in-dresses-20.jpg?w=500&h=669

at one of these

http://community.us.playstation.com/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/41127i76BC0C68AAF177CA/image-size/original?v=mpbl-1&px=-1

and buy her a glass of this.

http://scotchaddict.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/glenlivet-archive-21.jpg

Good luck fellas.

[Twainz]

http://gardengoatquote.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/gym.gif

me too

Aw yiss. Noah and myself's new office.

[HippoNipple]

That looks pretty close to where I play EQ. Get those reps in during down time. Only way you can leave a long grind session feeling productive.

[Mac Dretti]

It's Friday, go out and meet one of these

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/sexy-girls-in-dresses-20.jpg?w=500&h=669

Good luck fellas.

Go buy hookers and take pics of them in alley ways?

Hardly seems legal

[Sektor]

I'd tap it

[Twainz]

I'd tap it

For once, I agree with you.

[HippoNipple]

Go buy hookers and take pics of them in alley ways?

Hardly seems legal

Eh, hot girls aren't for everyone.

Enjoy your Friday doing whatever it is you do Retti. I will be in game sometime this weekend to say hello!

[Recycled Children]

I've got one of these

http://static.wixstatic.com/media/9e66d4_8d98a093deea487c83241f4ac0a91176.jpg_srz_24 1_305_85_22_0.50_1.20_0.00_jpg_srz

and a pack of these

http://faithfulprovisions.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/ClickHandler.jpg

I'm ready for the weekend!

[Sektor]

if Retti can't get a women shes an automatic hooker.

[BigHurb]

I've got one of these

http://static.wixstatic.com/media/9e66d4_8d98a093deea487c83241f4ac0a91176.jpg_srz_24 1_305_85_22_0.50_1.20_0.00_jpg_srz

and a pack of these

http://faithfulprovisions.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/ClickHandler.jpg

I'm ready for the weekend!

ye you would try to insert yourself in a closed loop system

[Slathar]

Go buy hookers and take pics of them in alley ways?

Hardly seems legal

maybe the first time rettiwalk has made me laugh out loud

[Recycled Children]

ye you would try to insert yourself in a closed loop system

I like to think of it as a homemade gangbang.

[Gaffin 7.0]

.

[HippoNipple]

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/tumblr_n21ayesf8f1qzumw8o1_1280.jpg?w=920&h=610

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/hq-dar-38.jpg?w=920&h=612

[Azure]

ye you would try to insert yourself in a closed loop system

nothign wrong with that :D

[HippoNipple]

Some say they want dresses to cover up enough to leave room for imagination. This is for others like me lacking imagination.

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/girls-in-hot-dresses-5.jpg?w=500&h=494

[Tassador]

Thank you sir!

[HippoNipple]

Things that bounce special edition:

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/128.gif?w=500&h=352

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/92.gif?w=245&h=245

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/busty-blonde-chick-1.gif?w=353&h=345

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/tumblr_mq79sj5p9d1r6bw5mo1_500.gif?w=500&h=276

[LostCause]

this one is for lulz


4803

[Juhstin]

It's Friday, go out and meet one of these

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/sexy-girls-in-dresses-20.jpg?w=500&h=669

at one of these

http://community.us.playstation.com/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/41127i76BC0C68AAF177CA/image-size/original?v=mpbl-1&px=-1

and buy her a glass of this.

http://scotchaddict.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/glenlivet-archive-21.jpg

Good luck fellas.

I approve, I got laid following Hippo's advice

[HippoNipple]

Put the keyboard down and try to wake up to one of these this weekend fellas.

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/why-would-bed.gif?w=500&h=659

Special shout out to one of our fellow forum questers in training, enjoy your weekend as well.

http://www.whatsonsanya.com/ent_images/ce8fee371b53f69e3c32c4b4_fatkini_4.jpg

[Rellapse36]

http://www.whatsonsanya.com/ent_images/ce8fee371b53f69e3c32c4b4_fatkini_4.jpg

Hateraid is gonna get you banned for posting pics of his gurl

[HippoNipple]

More like....










http://www.gingpac.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/GoGoBar.jpg
And suffer the consequences of losing due to your skinny arms.


Keep your weekend activities out of my thread. Not approved, denied.

[HippoNipple]

I was missing on forum quest last Friday, making it up with a Thursday post this week to get her started early with some bottom boobies.

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/amazing-ass-pics-4.gif?w=500

http://15secondsofpop.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/photo-12-612x612.jpg

[Tassador]

Nice that brown skin fat booty.

[HippoNipple]

Nice that brown skin fat booty.

Girls need to realize that little motion there is really all they need to figure out in life to reach their full potential.

[HippoNipple]

Those selfies...


http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/burn-your-bra-231.jpg?w=499&h=766

and this girl just looks like she would know how to fuck

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/add-this.jpg?w=500&h=750

Don't spend too much time with that 1x exp this weekend, go slay some pussy and not just dragons.

[Tassador]

Work of art hate tattoos but can't hate that.

[HippoNipple]

Work of art hate tattoos but can't hate that.

I'm definitely a hypocrite when it comes to tattoos. I love it when a girl does it right and stays away from piercings but I would never get one myself.

[Recycled Children]

I'm definitely a hypocrite when it comes to tattoos. I love it when a girl does it right and stays away from piercings but I would never get one myself.

http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/attachments/f171/43419d1239123016-charity-laurus-godsgirls-l_e01827b2dfdd444481b981c614d02fc2.jpg

[Tassador]

^ that's gross still would bang

[HippoNipple]

Have to agree, the nose ring kills it for me but still would bang.

[Rettj]

http://i.imgur.com/V0DvXs9.jpg

[SamwiseRed]

is dat wow?

[SamwiseRed]

nvm i see a terran marine, da fuck are you playing?

[Azure]

online trading card game?

[Rettj]

Heroes of the Storm

[Kergan]

What the fuck is that shit on the plate? It looks like someone ate a burrito and then shit it back out.

[iiNGloriouS]

nvm i see a terran marine, da fuck are you playing?

Heroes of the Storm; aka Blizzard getting mad at IceFrog that he wouldn't sell his mod to them 4+ years ago and made a shitty MOBA to try to fight with it.

Valve hotfixed DOTA2 like 10 times yesterday, much better than a patch every 6 months as per Blizzard's agenda.

[Rettj]

What the fuck is that shit on the plate? It looks like someone ate a burrito and then shit it back out.

lasagna tipped over Kergmad

[SamwiseRed]

retti living the dream. homecooked meal, woman cleaning house, beer, and pixels. feels good dont it bro.

[quido]

posting pictures of things you will never experience doesn't make you cool

[karsten]

posting pictures of things you will never experience doesn't make you cool

[Rettj]

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/003120467/1134238955_Feels20Good20Man_xlarge.jpeg

[karsten]

i wasn't referring to retti, retti is goog in my book

i was referring to the chicks in this thread that nerds are posting as if they're hanging out with them rite now

[Xantille]

johnnie walker red like a poor. for shame, retti

[quido]

blue moon is awful though

look at who makes it

[HippoNipple]

i wasn't referring to retti, retti is goog in my book

i was referring to the chicks in this thread that nerds are posting as if they're hanging out with them rite now

It is a motivational thread to get immersed nerds out in the real world on weekends. Keep being an angry nerd.

[HippoNipple]

I will start posting girls you two could possibly get along side girls others want to see starting next week.

[karsten]

hippo i'm not gonna lie, there are people in this thread talking to each other that genuinely don't give a fuck about you

i semi-do because you're a confirmed HB-buttfucker -- full disclosure

[Rettj]

johnnie walker red like a poor. for shame, retti

my bad

http://hanahanliquors.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Johnnie-Walker-Blue-Label.jpg

[HippoNipple]

hippo i'm not gonna lie, there are people in this thread talking to each other that genuinely don't give a fuck about you

i semi-do because you're a confirmed HB-buttfucker -- full disclosure

I don't get it.

[SamwiseRed]

he callin you a nilly nuthugger?

[heartbrand]

Red tastes so bad. If you only have like $20 to spend on whiskey pick up some makers mark or something.

[Rettj]

I don't get it.

he callin you a nilly nuthugger?

thoughts?

[Rettj]

Red tastes so bad. If you only have like $20 to spend on whiskey pick up some makers mark or something.

thanks for imposing your preferences on me

i will make a mental note

[heartbrand]

thanks for imposing your preferences on me

i will make a mental note

Any time. You need help with your wardrobe or day to day eating as well?

[Rettj]

Any time. You need help with your wardrobe or day to day eating as well?

pink polo x10

[Tassador]

Jwalker blue < black < double black. In cocoa beach confirmed white women have no ass. Missing sobe.

[HippoNipple]

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/find-her-18.jpg?w=550&h=550

[Zalaerian]

Not g lie...I spun my phone in a 180 to make sure that wasn't a table lamp o some shit hippo

[Rettj]

Powerful hips

[HippoNipple]

Latinos need those powerful childbearing hips.

[Rettj]

Latinas*

[HippoNipple]

Spanish is tough

[kendo]

Still acting like you have a life I see...

[iiNGloriouS]

10/10 on dem hips.1

[Nirgon]

Still acting like you have a life I see...

Oh dat one hurts so badly

http://i46.tinypic.com/2zf72i1.jpg

[LulzSect]

posting pictures of things you will never experience doesn't make you cool

[kendo]

Oh dat one hurts so badly

http://i46.tinypic.com/2zf72i1.jpg

Nearing 14k posts. Bland as ever.

[LulzSect]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6rpbezf2Q1qzlpzc.gif

[Tassador]

this thread was good when it was ass and titties. yeah its degenerate but who gives a fuck why do you guys have to nerd every fucking thread its funny 90% of the time but let us have an ass and sports thread this is red fuckers.

[HippoNipple]

I think I would last about 3.5 seconds with this girl.

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/iqitdxyg7cx6h.gif?w=500&h=281

[SamwiseRed]

probably loose as a goose. like throwing a hotdog down a hallway

[Ames who?]

probably loose as a goose. like throwing a hotdog down a hallway

lold

[Eslade]

probably loose as a goose. like throwing a hotdog down a hallway

it's not the size of the hotdog, it's how you throw it down that hallway.

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

Long weekend in Canada.

Pras the North.

[HippoNipple]

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/friday4.gif?w=450&h=253

[HippoNipple]

Also, girls we imagine playing red99:

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/friday-dopamine-26.jpg?w=550&h=826

Girls that actually play on red99:

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i202/jjmmaa84/medusa_zps507ef1af.png

TLDR, be sure to drink a lot this weekend.

[Genedin]

lololol

[Vile]

My weekend:
http://s23.postimg.org/wpw45yz17/bike_car_2.png

[Genedin]

Looks fun! I broke my elbow mountain biking because a bunch of mother fuckers were sitting in the trail at the bottom of the hill.

[Tassador]

some people look for bitches and blunts we look for weed to make money.

[thugcruncher]

Also, girls we imagine playing red99:

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/friday-dopamine-26.jpg?w=550&h=826

Girls that actually play on red99:

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i202/jjmmaa84/medusa_zps507ef1af.png

TLDR, be sure to drink a lot this weekend.

[Rellapse40]

lol

[Tali]

In other news HippoNipple browses the Chive to dream about things he doesn't experience,
The Girl: http://thechive.com/2014/02/28/those-dresses-never-looked-happier-42-photos-2/
The Bottle: http://thechive.com/2014/03/07/daily-afternoon-randomness-in-hq-45-photos-10/

[Super Hater]

Can tell that Hippo doesn't get much play. Dude fantasizes about women that don't know he exists more than any teenage dork in high school.


it's not the size of the hotdog, it's how you throw it down that hallway.
This is what guys with small peckers and very little experience with women say.


In other news HippoNipple browses the Chive to dream about things he doesn't experience,
The Girl: http://thechive.com/2014/02/28/those-dresses-never-looked-happier-42-photos-2/
The Bottle: http://thechive.com/2014/03/07/daily-afternoon-randomness-in-hq-45-photos-10/

So true... He tries so hard too, it's hilarious.

[Gaffin 7.0]

hippo's prefered choice of women are skin and bones, fucking gross, nice tits tho

[Super Hater]

Bitches with any type of real curves usually don't go for dudes that are skinny like Hippo. They usually have needs that little peckers can't satisfy.

[Ames who?]

Also, girls we imagine playing red99:

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/friday-dopamine-26.jpg?w=550&h=826

Girls that actually play on red99:

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i202/jjmmaa84/medusa_zps507ef1af.png

TLDR, be sure to drink a lot this weekend.

lold so fckin hard

[HippoNipple]

Great weather today. Hitting up the golf course on the way home. What are the chances of this girl being the beer cart girl?

http://blazinghotimages.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/rachel17-205x300.jpg

[Mac Drettj]

Miller light?
1/10
wud not bang

[thugcruncher]

Great weather today. Hitting up the golf course on the way home. What are the chances of this girl being the beer cart girl?

http://blazinghotimages.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/rachel17-205x300.jpg

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i202/jjmmaa84/medusa_zps507ef1af.png

[thugcruncher]

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i202/jjmmaa84/medusa_zps507ef1af.png

http://zam.zamimg.com/images/i/d/id719.png

[HippoNipple]

Better swing by the liquor store and get my own beer.