I just bought pizza cologne

[Portasaurus]

http://www.demeterfragrance.com/773364/products/Pizza.html

[Raavak]

Why, you want a bunch of EQ addicts chasing your around?

[Portasaurus]

Why, you want a bunch of EQ addicts chasing your around?

That's my dream

[Swish]

http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/35200000/The-Murica-Figure-united-states-of-america-35286133-500-437.jpg

[Portasaurus]

Holy fucking shit. This just arrived. (Less than 24 hours shipping that's pretty good!)

But guys... this shit... do NOT buy this shit. It smells like a mix of warm-smelly-dog, human vomit, and the black juice at the bottom of a wounded Newcastle Brown Ale which was converted into an ash-tray during a hot Summer block party.

This is one of those times I'm really upset that god gave me this perfectly functional nose.

[Raavak]

My personal favorite is Sex Panther. 60% of the time it works every time!

[Swish]

Send it back! Ask for a free dessert with your next order :D