Sagamore - Miami Beach

[Bamz4l]

STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THIS HELLHOLE!!!

Just arrived in Miami Florida for my honeymoon... Staying at the Sagamore Hotel. I'm paying $800 per night (ocean view suite). And this place is so shitty that I had to interrupt my honeymoon to tell everyone on this emulated everquest forumns to NEVER EVER go to this place. Oh My God. You think they could atleaast give you a FUCKING working television set????????


I just spent a week in Orlando in some $150 hotel and it is fucking high class luxary compared to this shit hole!!!!!

Super 8 would be a fucking dream right now


This is my honeymoon!!!

[Gaffin 3.0]

welcome 2 florida pal

[Ambrotos]

Come back to Orlando and buy me a drink. Will buy wife dinner.

[MrSparkle001]

Pics plz.

[citizen1080]

why are you watching tv on your honeymoon? =p

[Bamz4l]

the tv is just a drop in the bucket

oh and also becuz we were hanging out with the repair man in our room for the last hour...

they couldn't even replace a single television unit. no available rooms to move to

I said go to walmart and take half of that $800 for tonght and get me a goddamn tv


repair man finally admits "tv is broken, need to replace" he disappears. 30 mins later the manager on duty calls and says "oh, all our TVs are like that" - REALLY??? give me a break

[Pitborn]

Hurry back to Winterpeg and stay at the Clarion by Polo Park.

[SamwiseRed]

should have gone to mexico bro.

[Bamz4l]

ya clarion is baller . shoulda just went their lol...

im on my 9th beer and not even feeling a buzz, just rage

I just sent some long winded letter to their customer relations manager. hope that'll shake things up a bit


as for mexico, didn't wanna get shot

[citizen1080]

ya clarion is baller . shoulda just went their lol...

im on my 9th beer and not even feeling a buzz, just rage

I just sent some long winded letter to their customer relations manager. hope that'll shake things up a bit


as for mexico, didn't wanna get shot

There is a lot more to Mexico than the shitshow at the boarder. Did Cancun for my honeymoon 8 some years ago and it was great. Did the Bahamas spring 2013 and the Dominican Republic fall 2013. Had a fantastic time at each place and never had or saw any issues.

If I were you id demand my money back and just find a different place. Miami is a big place, I am sure there is something else available.

[Bamz4l]

ya we got a discount on the room and are allowed to check out early without penalty, so probably doing that tomorrow.

we'll see what this Mgr says tomorrow


from what I can tell, they are used to this.... if u complain enough, first they send u a bottle of MOET champagne with 2 wine glasses.. First I noticed 2 wine glasses sitting outside another room when we were entering. and then after receiving our MOET, I read online other people receiving the same treatment


starting to feel tipsy.

[Bamz4l]

just realized that it aint totally cheapo aka 10$ bottle, more like $40-50


ah well, I hate champagne

[Bamz4l]

Come back to Orlando and buy me a drink. Will buy wife dinner.

ah shit, I made some posts saying id be in florida, we coulda arranged something :P

[Thugnuts]

Don't fret over $800. The lawyer fees, child support, and alimony you'll owe once she decides to Eat Pray Love and uses our misandric legal system to strip you of your assets and hold your children hostage will sting much worse.

[Bamz4l]

800$ per night ! (4 nights)


that coulda bought me alotta lego Ultimate Collector Series

[Asap]

This is my city, why you no ask me for hotel advice?

[Bamz4l]

things have been improving here after talking with the manager. drunk as fuck sippin on chandon


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Jx2raP3P3FQ

[Rellapse36]

Don't fret over $800. The lawyer fees, child support, and alimony you'll owe once she decides to Eat Pray Love and uses our misandric legal system to strip you of your assets and hold your children hostage will sting much worse.