Everquest in real life

[Talgurin]

When I was a kid I pissed off a rattlesnake by accident, and it started chasing me.

That is all.

[rollin5k]

hope you had resist poison up dog!!

[Varren]

If only the RL UI asked "Are you absolutely sure you want to destroy your Chunk of Meat?"

jk its still intact

[Thulack]

Did it kick you?

[Talgurin]

No but it chased me like half a football field in length

[Sidelle]

When I was a kid I pissed off a rattlesnake by accident, and it started chasing me.

That is all.
Trained it on another kid, I bet. :D

[Swish]

Did it kick you?

huehue

[Kaleadar]

If only strafing worked as well in RL you might have made it to the guards in time

[sox7d]

On Thursday, I made a wrong turn out of a bar in the mission (SF) and I pulled agro on a red mob. I heard it casting "switch blade" then started chasing me, luckily I zoned into a crowded block and lost agro. Didn't take any damage, but that thing probably could have oneshot me on a quad.

[Erasong]

the OP made me lol. thanks sir.

[Rhambuk]

Trained it on another kid, I bet. :D

haha great

[Rellapse36]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vU2B7lZ2lcY&feature=youtu.be

[NextGenesis88]

I hope you zoned into your house.

I tend to camp my fridge for hours waiting for something good to spawn. Way too many shitty placeholders.

[Talgurin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vU2B7lZ2lcY&feature=youtu.be

did David Lynch direct this?

[Sarajo]

These three young STREET YOUTHS were hanging out by my car, combing their hair with plastic combs and rolling cigarettes in the sleeves of their leather jackets. So I pulled out my mandolin from my 5th backpack and put it in my non-dominant hand, strummed it three times (for 3 seconds at a time) and they all looked sad so I was able to get into my car without incident.
My life is average.

(Do weird dreams count as real life?)

Oh and just yesterday (this is in-game now; I obvs didn't do anything in real life yesterday, all I do is p99 and dream) I was wondering, as this Giant Snake was fleeing from me in blackburrow, how this could happen:

YOU punch A Giant Snake for 12 damage!
You try to kick A Giant Snake, but miss!

Was your experience with the rattlesnake similar? Did you punch it with your bare hand but miss it with your Dr. Martens?

[Tune]

When I was a kid I pissed off a rattlesnake by accident, and it started chasing me.

That is all.

happened to me too

i manned up and 1 shotted it

[Poliwag]

this one time i grouped with this hot ass enchanter and she was totally coming onto me

long story short i got to 3rd base and /friend'ed her, and then found out it was a gnome the next day

tbh still group with her to this day. we grind all night occasionally