Friendly warning for oyster believers all around norrath

[Smedy]

Players of Norrath, please be aware that this statement:

http://i.imgur.com/wYLKk0H.jpg

Is false.

It is not your oyster, not by a long shot. It's their oyster and don't you ever forget it.

You can thank me later by handing over pixels for knowing this in advance and not getting banned... banned

Play nice and help a fellow sk in pain u kno

[runlvlzero]

http://i.imgur.com/BHHdfNO.jpg

[Neea]

https://scontent-a-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/q71/1623715_660345670687831_532971854_n.jpg

[Mac Dretti]

Basically

[Twainz]

So many SK loots on my banker. To bad you will never get them you dirty thief.

[raka]

So many SK loots on my banker. To bad you will never get them you dirty thief.

give them to me. il lvl an sk. u can keep emulogin

[SamwiseRed]

raka is legit. do it.

[Twainz]

Smedy has broken my trust. I used to have 300k of gear out to multiple people. Now I won't trust anyone I don't know irl. Except Vaporize.

[Infectious]

http://tribune.com.pk/story/93807/10-things-i-hate-about-fat-people/

We dont know each other twainz, but this is why we cant be friends.

[raka]

Smedy has broken my trust. I used to have 300k of gear out to multiple people. Now I won't trust anyone I don't know irl. Except Vaporize.

sad to hear

never will understand the stealing of elf pixels

may the thieves of norrath collapse into bottomless pits of whale excretion and human feces.

[Twainz]

http://tribune.com.pk/story/93807/10-things-i-hate-about-fat-people/

We dont know each other twainz, but this is why we cant be friends.

Obviously a Red Dawn member due to RL attacks.

[SamwiseRed]

its only rl attack if its true tho.

u cant be fat u hit the gym right?

[Infectious]

Real life attack? I thought you played an ogre. Calm down!! Dude it is common knowledge that you and tune hit the gym between playing this server 18 hours a day, everyday! Calm down though man.

[Nirgon]

"If you can't play EQ 18 hours a day and go to the gym 4 hours a day, you will never make it in the real world"
-Eldermoran

[Ames who?]

Obviously a Red Dawn member due to RL attacks.

Are you really that much of a pussy?

[Sektor]

Are you really that much of a pussy?

yes he is.

[Tassador]

Anytime I play eq for more than a few hours in a row. I find my cock somehow inserts itself in my ass. Yes long stents on eq is a form of assfucking yourself.

[Infectious]

Twainz so when you walk to the fridge do you pumice off ensnare with a wheel chair or do you charm your mother to get you a drink? Im also over weight and when my mother isnt waitin hand and foot on me I will often get into a bind and not able to make it the next room over.

Also Im not in red dawn, but Im pretty sure your current guild started the fat jokes about you when you left them? Im pretty sure they were the only ones who knew you were over 400 lbs and moved like a slug at a salt mine.

[Twainz]

its only rl attack if its true tho.

u cant be fat u hit the gym right?

Just because I hit the gym doesn't mean I'm not still a big dude lol.

Lots of mad in here lol. Must be a lot of Red Dawn members since everyone hating on my RL. I play max of 6 hours a day during the week. No where close to 400 lbs and I don't live with my parents. I don't know why you thinking trying to attack someone's real life is cool.

[heartbrand]

Always love to see a guy hating on you when you were literally the only person defending him. #red99

[Kaahbal]

Never forget i didnt charge you for Ragebringer Twainzbro :)

Atleast not yet.

[SamwiseRed]

Ill admit, I could lose a few inches off my fat penis but I'm just too lazy.

[thisuserwasbannedlol]

Just because I hit the gym doesn't mean I'm not still a big dude lol.

Lots of mad in here lol. Must be a lot of Red Dawn members since everyone hating on my RL. I play max of 6 hours a day during the week. No where close to 400 lbs and I don't live with my parents. I don't know why you thinking trying to attack someone's real life is cool.

I remember when you didn't play for 2 days and you said it 15 times on the forum like it was a huge deal.

[Smedy]

Eye of innoruuk was never stolen, its merely held hostage while i await promised pixels.

You're under nihilum jurisdiction now twainz, your guild owes me something, that means your or anyone elses shit i can get my hands on from nihilum will be held hostage until top g ***** studios is paid off.

Also apparently smedy's friendship is something you can play around with for free, i take a 50k charge for making me look like a complete retard trusting your ass with my AoN while denying older pals to use it, my bad won't happen again i've noticed the aon corrupts people, everytime someone has access to it they end up in nihilum, it's my burden to bear

Meet me in the Sea Muggers Inn as the sun sets in the east on the seventh day of autumn and we shall make business

[runlvlzero]

Two words:

Oyster Sauce.

[Smedy]

Smedydog lets talk bidness via aim or skype ok bro?

Meet me at the bloated belly as it sails east on the eleventh day of summer solistice, i will be in the third row looking towards the sea. Business will occur.

[Twainz]

Always love to see a guy hating on you when you were literally the only person defending him. #red99

When did I hate on you? Its easy to drop a few lines about you but I don't. I like you HB and I respect what you are doing. I just don't see how you say your guild is against RL attacks and training when I have been RL attacked and trained multiple times by your members. Its sad to see that more Red Dawn have attacked me than Nihilum ever did when I left. Remember what you told me when we had 75 members on a raid? You said it was time you could start kicking some of the retards and bad apples. I know who was on the list that still wears the tag. You might want to clean house before people start finding out who they are guilded with.

[Twainz]

Never forget i didnt charge you for Ragebringer Twainzbro :)

Atleast not yet.

Didn't charge me for doing most of the work lol. You charged the fuck out of guildys on Ragebringers and Skeans. You realize every other rogue did them for free right? And didn't Gyno give you a Edge of the Nightwalker to do mine?

[Smedy]

aww so twainz owes big K some pixels? i guess the eye of innoruuk just got burried deeper down into the shire, samwise is keeping check of it to make sure no scum gets hold of this precious pixel until topdog comes back alive and well from his travels

[Twainz]

Twainz always pays his debts. Unlike scummy swedes.

[Kaahbal]

Say one guildy i charged ONE plat from other than for the expenses i bought SMR and Ishva Robe from.. Gyno U gave me (i looted it from a general that I spawned) for letting vaporize (not sure ?) loot generals pouch instead of keeping it FOR twainz, and i did an entire rogue epic all over again for twainz and neither of u dogs came and help with general. Danish Crew + Tune + Gream and Checkraise did.

Ask for instance Vaporize, Puddems, Hygletrold and whoever Else what i charged them for skeans/epic.. Oh right ... ZERO plat.

Twainz i just traded your Ragebringer dept to Smedy. U can sort the deal out with him.

Peace bros, gyno want me to summon u throwing daggers?

[Twainz]

Say one guildy i charged ONE plat from other than for the expenses i bought SMR and Ishva Robe from.. Gyno U gave me (i looted it from a general that I spawned) for letting vaporize (not sure ?) loot generals pouch instead of keeping it FOR twainz, and i did an entire rogue epic all over again for twainz and neither of u dogs came and help with general. Danish Crew + Tune + Gream and Checkraise did.

Ask for instance Vaporize, Puddems, Hygletrold and whoever Else what i charged them for skeans/epic.. Oh right ... ZERO plat.

Twainz i just traded your Ragebringer dept to Smedy. U can sort the deal out with him.

Peace bros, gyno want me to summon u throwing daggers?

A year later I owe you money for something? Yea right lol.

[Twainz]

BTW, I provided all the robes except a kedge robe.

[Kaahbal]

Its out of my hands bro. I wouldnt charge u for it, but Smedy bought the dept, if legal charges are made its up to Smedy and his team of gnomish accountants.

Hope you understand.

Nothing e-personal, just e-business

[Smedy]

You know what the second best feeling to winning the lottery is?

GETTING CONFIRMATION OF FREE PIXEL PACKAGE

Twainz i just traded your Ragebringer dept to Smedy. U can sort the deal out with him.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fa/718smiley.png

There will be woodelf hookers and dwarven festivities on my tab tonight bros!

[Mac Dretti]

Swedes have to be the greediest loot whores on the box

[Kaahbal]

Swedes have to be the greediest loot whores on the box

Our swedish gnomish bikini-account/lawyer team will sort any issue out.
And our dwarven bankers will consume any pixels handed our way, these pixels will never be seen or heard of again.

Dont forget we have monopoly on the servers get out of jail free cards.

[Mac Dretti]

im glad im allied with the Danes, swedes cant even be trusted to click a damage shield potion

[Nirgon]

Twainz and Smedy, you two should take this matter to Judge Joe Brown

[Kaahbal]

also can't trust your memory.

you can't even remember your password to your account LOL

http://media3.giphy.com/media/YC6ZedMDgR1Fm/giphy.gif

[Mac Dretti]

also can't trust your memory.

you can't even remember your password to your account LOL

http://img.pandawhale.com/29490-Picard-applause-clapping-gif-s5nz.gif

[Kaahbal]

also can't trust your memory.

you can't even remember your password to your account LOL

http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/slow_clap_vanderbeek.gif

[Feniggles]

im glad im allied with the Danes, swedes cant even be trusted to click a damage shield potion

only good swede is bonuzz. rest of them got aspergers from cherynoble

[Kaahbal]

only good swede is bonuzz. rest of them got aspergers from cherynoble

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgbivmS2zi1qf8yek.gif

[Kaahbal]

Still waiting to hear who i charged for skeans/epics... Gyno

http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/bop.gif

[Kaahbal]

As i have said, im not charging anyone bro. Smedy bought the dept.

[Sektor]

That's the issue. There was no debt for smed to purchase from you because it was given freely away. You fucking FAGGOT

lololololo

[Kaahbal]

That's the issue. There was no debt for smed to purchase from you because it was given freely away. You fucking FAGGOT

http://troll.me/images/spongebob-mad/uh-oh-did-i-strike-a-nerve.jpg

[Kaahbal]

http://zipmeme.com/uploads/generated/g133332647529899206.jpg