Relapsed's first PvP encounter

[Mac Dretti]

This is after he zone hopped neriak/nektulos ZL for 5 minutes and pumiced himself to cure tash proc

http://i.imgur.com/5rO6j1v.jpg

[runlvlzero]

Thank you Mac Dretti, this noob wouldn't be here if it wasn't fure Azure's recruitment posts )

[krazyGlue]

I don't get this thread. no YT it didn't happen .

[Mac Dretti]

every guild needs a few derpin warm bodies to absorb damage in PvP

im assuming thats this guys job descrip

[Colgate]

you know one time when hpt was on letsjoe's character, he tashed me, dispelled me, tashed me again, dispelled me again, and i had no buffs to begin with

[Mac Dretti]

lol

[Mac Dretti]

who was it that casted like 4 tash's on 1 person, was that Mellowyellow or Freez?

they are both so bad I confuse which did what embarassing thing

[maverixdamighty]

so bad yet no YT?

[Colgate]

who was it that casted like 4 tash's on 1 person, was that Mellowyellow or Freez?

they are both so bad I confuse which did what embarassing thing

probably mellowyellow

feel like i've heard this before

[Yagebasto]

http://i.imgur.com/PKiEnLK.gif

[Mac Dretti]

http://i.imgur.com/SV7ZszC.jpg

[k9quaint]

Thread devoted to a gank group unable to kill a naked level 59 at his bind point.

[Mac Dretti]

Thread devoted to a gank group unable to kill a naked level 59 at his bind point.

http://cdn.arwrath.com/1/104587.gif

[Rellapse36]

I have played that wizard 1 time in the past 2 months. NT tho glad Fizban rustled your jimmies enough 4 u to post a screenshot

[Mac Dretti]

just adding to the saga that is Rellapse PvP

[Something'Witty]

I have played that wizard 1 time in the past 2 months.

Unless you have more than one wizard, this statement is not true

[Rellapse36]

I play a monk everyone knows this. The wizard Rellapse is played by someone else

[Something'Witty]

I play a monk everyone knows this. The wizard Rellapse is played by someone else

I thought you were one and the same, but not like I keep track of who is sharing accounts with who.

[Rellapse36]

Need a written apology for you being a moran plz

[Something'Witty]

Need a written apology for you being a moran plz

http://i.imgur.com/ipuZ8wX.gif

[quido]

I tried to dispell my first Tash in pvp, as well as my first rogue poison snare.

Retti likes to think everyone should know everything he does! Unfortunately, it takes years of practice to be adept enough to know you have to cure Tash, er, rather, a single brief learning experience.

GG

[Tassador]

I waste pumice on rabies on my level 16 monk fuck rabies it has ruined my eq experience

[runlvlzero]

I bet rellapse is still trying to dispell it.

[Sektor]

I bet rellapse is still trying to dispell it.

lol

[quido]

I think it's funny you guys give a good player a hard time regarding a common oversight among new PvPers. I suspect Relapsed will be one of the better monks on the server in a few months.

[chu]

lold

[Rellapse36]

I have saw Chewie like once in game. Confirmed a non factor

[chu]

how come i got 3 killshots on you then?

[chu]

also i assume your corpse located itself in fear that time i got begged to come help :P

[Mac Dretti]

nothing wrong with being a newb or not knowing fine details of PvP, just dont act like ur the top shit if u aint nawmean?

[Rellapse36]

I have never left a corpse in fear. NT tho

[chu]

o i must be thinking of the other mooncricket

[thisuserwasbannedlol]

give him a break, he just came out of the closet last week

[Nirgon]

http://m1.behance.net/rendition/modules/42696811/disp/847193fc3ec5643708f597692ecded3b.jpg

[SamwiseRed]

father proud his son isnt a keyboard turner.

[hagard]

idk y relapse posts in red forums
that faggot knows nothing about pvp encounters

[Gaffin 7.0]

awful player big mouth

http://www.p99pvp.com/playerdetail.aspx?player=Rellapse

http://www.p99pvp.com/playerdetail.aspx?player=Relapsed

http://www.p99pvp.com/playerdetail.aspx?player=Mooncricket

[LostCause]

4807

[Squire]

Relapse is so bad at this game. Also used to talk to this dude in game and he would tell me weird RL shit on how he used dudes for their dicks, but only had meaningful relationships with women so that made him straight.

Wtfgross

[Zoolander]

4807

berlusconi is a saint

[Rellapse36]

Relapse is so bad at this game. Also used to talk to this dude in game and he would tell me weird RL shit on how he used dudes for their dicks, but only had meaningful relationships with women so that made him straight. We argued about that for the rest of the night and parted ways. Disgusting. Sick bastard.

I just wanted to play the game I have loved for 14 years. I almost quit that day.

lol dudes gotta make shit up now hes so mad. If any this happened you would of took screenshots just like i took screenshots of all the spam you messaged me daily.

[Koota]

awful player big mouth

http://www.p99pvp.com/playerdetail.aspx?player=Rellapse

http://www.p99pvp.com/playerdetail.aspx?player=Relapsed

http://www.p99pvp.com/playerdetail.aspx?player=Mooncricket

[Rellapse36]

http://i57.tinypic.com/dfktjp.jpg

[Squire]

Methinks thou dost protest too much

[Rellapse36]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XqpPnosB2c

[Rellapse36]

http://i43.tinypic.com/11vts7o.jpg

[Rellapse36]

Hateraid (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=project+1999+hateraid)

Click images and look at the first one hahahah

[Azure]

this thread was good mac, thx for this will haunt rellapse all his life

[Rellapse36]

LOL this ss shows 0 pvp combat only pve

Why did u ss it

This retarded dude was oor to me tried to train me as i was killing the named

I just casted invis on myself and watched him die. Dude is terrible

[Rellapse36]

i dont believe the oor part
better screenshot would be looting EoE on his corpse with yt in view, this ones 0/10

***** plz i do not need to make shit up. try harder

http://i62.tinypic.com/5n6jo7.jpg

[Rellapse36]

Where are these tells i never sent you? cuz you would have took a screen shot of it.

You tried to train me while i was killing the named. I casted invis and laughed at you.

[Rellapse36]

OOR red dispels my mobs to exp kill me

So the mob i casted dispel on kills you but does not attack me? ya ok try again

invis > your train

Wonder if you are this terrible in RL

[Gaffin 7.0]

we get it you cant pvp for shit, ethier one of you.

[Rellapse36]

says the guy that would not lvl past 52 on his rogue cuz he got griefed then banned for being a fgt

[Gaffin 7.0]

awful player big mouth

http://www.p99pvp.com/playerdetail.aspx?player=Rellapse

http://www.p99pvp.com/playerdetail.aspx?player=Relapsed

http://www.p99pvp.com/playerdetail.aspx?player=Mooncricket

[Rellapse36]

Actually I wouldn't have taken a SS. I was brand new, didn't know you and didn't really care. Unless I'm trying to prove a specific point to someone why the fuck would I waste HD space for a pointless emulated screenshot. I don't need to prove anything about you, everyone already knows...

I'm hated because I intentionally troll a specific group of people from a cell phone while I wait for shit. You actually socialize and play with these people on a regular bases and they hate you. That's pretty bad...

confirmed stupid

[Rellapse36]

Gaffin is so bad at everquest he has 6 toons banned for hacking and one toon banned for scamming.

http://i.imgur.com/vID6R.jpg

[Rellapse36]

Lets not forget his random racist tells to new players

http://i43.tinypic.com/3445t0l.jpg

[Gaffin 7.0]

thx for showin im a boss, that was 2011 live in the past brew

while i just got yt in game your reading old forum posts.

http://www.p99pvp.com/playerdetail.aspx?player=Savor

feels good

faggot

[Rellapse36]

his denial of being bouncer was great tho

http://i.imgur.com/E109MhQ.png

many lulz were had

[Gaffin 7.0]

everyones laughin at you dawg, this is your thread afterall, tell me more.

[Rellapse36]

tell us more about how you sucked dick in prison for drugs

[Gaffin 7.0]

got prof?

[Rellapse36]

http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=144010&page=4

[Rellapse36]

http://i40.tinypic.com/ketafr.jpg

did the guy in prison take this pic b4 or after the cum shot?

[Gaffin 7.0]

awful player big mouth

http://www.p99pvp.com/playerdetail.aspx?player=Rellapse

http://www.p99pvp.com/playerdetail.aspx?player=Relapsed

http://www.p99pvp.com/playerdetail.aspx?player=Mooncricket

http://i60.tinypic.com/xn55br.jpg

[Rellapse36]

http://i41.tinypic.com/33xzlu0.jpg

lol i bet hateraid could whip u in rl

[Gaffin 7.0]

http://i62.tinypic.com/a2x7vs.jpg

http://www.p99pvp.com/playerdetail.aspx?player=Relapsed

http://www.p99pvp.com/playerdetail.aspx?player=Rellapse

http://www.p99pvp.com/playerdetail.aspx?player=Mooncricket

[Rellapse36]

put on that tiny suit b4 u got out

http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/1-03-2014/n_eE4u.gif

[Rellapse36]

I'll check back when I'm waiting for my yummy margarita. Ahh, such great California weather today ;)

posts about going outside but never stops posting

how does your moms wine in a box taste?

[Rellapse36]

nice tranny u got with u

[LulzSect]

Tranny

[Bardalicious]

http://i59.tinypic.com/210ye5s.jpg

[Rellapse36]

there we go

[Rellapse36]

stick your dick in a wall outlet tonite plz

[Azure]

lol going to bed happy that rellapse mad as fuck and thinking of his moms dildo so he can play EQ... hope she didn't beat u too much when she didnt get off.

[Rellapse36]

im not mad and you're def not going to bed happy knowing no 1 accepts u for being a fgt and your parents think you're disgusting...goodnite

[Bardalicious]

Seemed like pretty solid PC repair advice to me /shrug

[Rellapse36]

aye

[Rellapse36]

lets be honest here any dude wanting to be a chick looking like this

http://i.imgur.com/DE8Z0M8.jpg

def is not going to bed happy lulz

[Bardalicious]

First time grouping with runlvlzero consisted of him telling the grp that he was contemplating becoming a drug dealer. The next logical extension is becoming a woman instead I guess.

[Rellapse36]

lol

[Azure]

parents love me, thx guyz, u wish u could deal drugs and make money

[Gaffin 7.0]

funny thing is azure has a job, rellapse doesnt just posting all day long on forums being rustled or lvling his 4th 60

[Bardalicious]

He's the grocery bagger you try not to make eye contact with.

[Gaffin 7.0]

better than ebt card

[Rellapse36]

lol Gaffin rustled

[Bardalicious]

Only way to win EQ is unemployment tho.

Your success in pixelquest is directly proportional to your lack of rl responsibilities.

So basically, rellapse wins this game.

[Rellapse36]

/coined

[Rellapse36]

Wonder which burger joint hired a 2 time ex con like Gaffin

He prob licked the fat greasy managers cunt for extra hours

[hagard]

Cold hard facts:
You 100% for sure are not employed.
You 100% for sure do not get pussy, even from fatties.


Sooo.... Even if that were all true. He would still be in a better position than you. Think about it. Fuck, you must be miserable. Yay!!

and he constantly talks about dicks and dildos, no need to guess whats goin on in that pea size brian of his

[Squire]

bisexual white trash lol

[Rellapse36]

Cold hard facts:
You 100% for sure are not employed.
You 100% for sure do not get pussy, even from fatties.


Sooo.... Even if that were all true. He would still be in a better position than you. Think about it. Fuck, you must be miserable. Yay!!

says the dude posting pictures with a tranny

got me some fans tho i feel proud

[Rellapse36]

http://i.imgur.com/F2QItmn.png

[hagard]

not me u moran

[Rellapse36]

Think that tinysuit has cut off 2 much oxygen to your brain...***** u dumb

[hagard]

http://i.imgur.com/F2QItmn.png

wait, does that mean u named a char after me u faggot

[jeffd]

server legend here

have heard of 0 names in this thread

gms pls delete

mustard out

[karsten]

yeah

Mustard

yes!

[jeffd]

i googled it & didn't rly find anything special?