Sexual super power [Archive]

Agatha

12-13-2013, 09:17 AM

If you had to have one sexual super power what would it be.

Mine would be like, i'd get painful premonitions about whoever is near me next sexual encounter, always the money shot too. Like my mom would come close to me and id painfully perceive the sexual moment between my mom and dad later that night where he busts all over her face.

Edit: i'd be called professor sex, and id ride round on a segway.

Swish

12-13-2013, 09:31 AM

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HippoNipple

12-13-2013, 10:50 AM

Like my mom would come close to me and id painfully perceive the sexual moment between my mom and dad later that night where he busts all over her face.

Sorry bud, its not your dad, its he mailman.

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/c/c6/Mailman.gif

pharmakos

12-13-2013, 11:42 AM

obviously the ability to make any woman want to have sex with me

why would you pick anything else?

well i suppose a good argument could also be made for immunity to all STDs...

freez

12-13-2013, 02:12 PM

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Nocsucow

12-13-2013, 02:13 PM

http://acidcow.com/pics/20121224/home_alone_2_13.gif

LMFAO love this

Retti_

12-13-2013, 02:50 PM

U still playing game agatha?

Greegon

12-13-2013, 03:01 PM

smaller dick, sick of all the crying bros

HippoNipple

12-13-2013, 03:39 PM

smaller dick, sick of all the crying bros

You could also just stop banging dudes.

YendorLootmonkey

12-13-2013, 07:43 PM

never ending jizz stream

That's gonna be awkward at family dinners.

Sektor

12-13-2013, 08:05 PM

I love eating out dirty ass. something about it gets me really hard. the best is when she forgets to wipe her ass and I lick the shit and it gets in between my teeth. never got so hard. I also love a women's ass with lots of hair. I swallow her hairs while fingering my butthole.

Dunno what my super power would be.

Greegon

12-14-2013, 01:39 AM

You could also just stop banging dudes.

SICK BURN

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pharmakos

12-14-2013, 02:33 PM

I love eating out dirty ass. something about it gets me really hard. the best is when she forgets to wipe her ass and I lick the shit and it gets in between my teeth. never got so hard. I also love a women's ass with lots of hair. I swallow her hairs while fingering my butthole.

Dunno what my super power would be.

you super power should be immunity to E.Coli