since the thread is about to be deleted

[hagard]

figured ive leave this gem here

Non variance (hence classic) is good for the server for many reasons.

- It is the counter to blue. Lots of high end raiding people left blue solely because of variance. People came to red solely because it is a NON variance.

- It allows for smaller guilds to compete. Yes it does. Knowing the exact spawn time is huge for smaller more casual guilds. I can take 24 people and wreck any 40 or 50 man crew raiding IF I know the spawn time. If I don't then there is no way I can do this.

- It promotes PVP. Yes it does. I know when and where I can pvp. I can setup my friends and I to have some fun. Yes it may be killing stranglers who are coming to the raid but it is still PVP.

- It allows for a greater variety of pvp and grouping. If I am sitting on a spawn for 12 hours I cannot go around pvping in smaller groups. Once a mob is in window my main will be camped there and will prevent people from doing other things.

- Non variance promotes more normal people raiding. Variance will only bring the more massive neckbeards who generally have some sort of mental illness. We already have enough of them on the server but they have been kept in check by non variance. Add in variance and these people will take over.

[DrNarcisse]

Wow, I missed that one. That is indeed a gem.

I especially like this part

"- It allows for smaller guilds to compete. Yes it does. Knowing the exact spawn time is huge for smaller more casual guilds. I can take 24 people and wreck any 40 or 50 man crew raiding IF I know the spawn time. If I don't then there is no way I can do this. "

I mean it was tough to pick just one, they are all so funny. Thank you for saving this one Hagard, wow.

[hagard]

yeah I was worried it might never be seen =(

[hagard]

People came to red solely because it is a NON variance.
guys blue to the god damn core

[raka]

- Non variance promotes more normal people raiding. Variance will only bring the more massive neckbeards who generally have some sort of mental illness. We already have enough of them on the server but they have been kept in check by non variance. Add in variance and these people will take over.

I literally just vomited out of my back-pussy

[DrNarcisse]

My god, I hope more people read this. It's like the inner monologue of a madman. How he comes to these conclusions after 18+ months of proof is astounding. He actually believes what he is typing. Bravo.

[freez]

december 13'

chortle season

[Retti_]

Mad

BOOM

[DrNarcisse]

Please rate this thread 5 stars, we need to immortalize it among the best of the best. This is truly horrific rereading this work of art, and it really is a work of art. I'm amazed.

[Retti_]

1 star reported to ambrotos for nuke

[Elderan]

Cast is example #1 of the statement from above.

[Smedy]

eldermoran just took his stupidity to complete new level, grats homie

[hagard]

Mad

BOOM

should include some of the gems u been droppin lately too

[Xantille]

- Non variance promotes more normal people raiding. Variance will only bring the more massive neckbeards who generally have some sort of mental illness. We already have enough of them on the server but they have been kept in check by non variance. Add in variance and these people will take over.

I literally just vomited out of my back-pussy

[hagard]

1 star reported to ambrotos for nuke

this is rnf
U man bro?

[k9quaint]

5 stars. Bluebie desperation to preserve loot pinata is top notch.

[Retti_]

Pocket gm wru make it rain

[freez]

dulluh scared of "massive neckbeards" ?

lol bro

bro

brew


there are like 2 necbeards outside of nihilum. 50% of nihilum is extremist neckbeard non talent losers.


god help you

[Elderan]

5 stars. Bluebie desperation to preserve loot pinata is top notch.

Variance is an extreme that only blue players want so they can hopefully log in and see a dragon up that the big guild did no notice and they wont have to pvp for.

I only care because I play 20-30 hour a week now, variance will require closer to 50 a week.

[raka]

- Non variance promotes more normal people raiding. Variance will only bring the more massive neckbeards who generally have some sort of mental illness. We already have enough of them on the server but they have been kept in check by non variance. Add in variance and these people will take over.

I literally just vomited out of my back-pussy

I am requoting myself because you made me crap myself twice you moran wrapped in an idiot.

[freez]

Variance is an extreme that only blue players want so they can hopefully log in and see a dragon up that the big guild did no notice and they wont have to pvp for.

I only care because I play 20-30 hour a week now, variance will require closer to 50 a week.

nah you already said you will drop this game like a bad habit if variance is implemented.


please stick to your own words.


pussy

[Retti_]

Pocket gm wru make it rain

http://jewishmuseummd.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Bat_signal.jpg

[iiNGloriouS]

Variance is an extreme that only blue players want so they can hopefully log in and see a dragon up that the big guild did no notice and they wont have to pvp for.

I only care because I play 20-30 hour a week now, variance will require closer to 50 a week.

I REALLY want to know where this 20-30 raiding schedule is coming from when all bosses spawn on Tuesday aside from a couple, and you know when all of them are going to spawn. Other than that I never see more than 5-6 nihilum on throughout the week.

Shits not classic bro. Supposed to play the game to enjoy, not make it your fucking life you neckbeard.

[Elderan]

nah you already said you will drop this game like a bad habit if variance is implemented.


please stick to your own words.


pussy

Depends.. Like I said I play for motivation.

Put in variance and I may just go super neckbeard to ensure Nihilum gets every mob just as a big FU.

[Elderan]

I REALLY want to know where this 20-30 raiding schedule is coming from when all bosses spawn on Tuesday aside from a couple, and you know when all of them are going to spawn. Other than that I never see more than 5-6 nihilum on throughout the week.

Shits not classic bro. Supposed to play the game to enjoy, not make it your fucking life you neckbeard.

Nihilum raids about 25 hours a week if you make all the raids. Total time in game is much more though generally.

[freez]

http://jewishmuseummd.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Bat_signal.jpg

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/4582987/riff-raff-bat-phone-o.gif

[DrNarcisse]

Guys I'm really struggling here, I can't decide which one of his quotes in the OP is the funniest,
is it the neckbeard one or the one where he could lead a guild of 25 players and win the server?

Un...real.

[freez]

Depends.. Like I said I play for motivation.

Put in variance and I may just go super neckbeard to ensure Nihilum gets every mob just as a big FU.

i wouldnt expect you to keep your word anyway, even though you werent pressured into saying it at all.


pls go super neckbeard

come at me bro

[heartbrand]

Elderan still spewing the 25 hour stuff after I absolutely destroyed him with 20+ logs? Guy has no integrity.

[Elderan]

Elderan still spewing the 25 hour stuff after I absolutely destroyed him with 20+ logs? Guy has no integrity.

Your data was misleading and incorrect is why.

I logged in at 7pm Tuesday and logged out at 2am. That alone was 7 hours of raiding in which you only credited 3.5 hours for.

Yesterday we did Nobles in sky and we were there for 1 hour. Before that we did ragefire and we were there for 30 min.

Taking the zone in time and the kill time and thinking there is no time involved between is just plain stupid.

[Pudge]

- It allows for a greater variety of pvp and grouping. If I am sitting on a spawn for 12 hours I cannot go around pvping in smaller groups. Once a mob is in window my main will be camped there and will prevent people from doing other things.

This one was my fav

[Silikten]

Depends.. Like I said I play for motivation.

Put in variance and I may just go super neckbeard to ensure Nihilum gets every mob just as a big FU.

So sayeth the lord

[DrNarcisse]

Nihilum under the current system gets every mob, so it sounds like it would be a large benefit to have another player of your calibre logged in more on the server, therefore I am pro-Variance, because I just think it will be great to see you online more, and plus you've already insisted that Nihilum will continue getting 100% of the raid mobs. Therefore I choose the scenario where Nihilum gets all the raid mobs, and we get more quality Elderman time on the server :) Go variance!

[Elderan]

Nihilum under the current system gets every mob, so it sounds like it would be a large benefit to have another player of your calibre logged in more on the server, therefore I am pro-Variance, because I just think it will be great to see you online more, and plus you've already insisted that Nihilum will continue getting 100% of the raid mobs. Therefore I choose the scenario where Nihilum gets all the raid mobs, and we get more quality Elderman time on the server :) Go variance!

I am sure you are the type that says tax the rich to death also.

You are also the type that says you want $15 an hour working at your fast food job.

[DrNarcisse]

I am sure you are the type that says tax the rich to death also.

You are also the type that says you want $15 an hour working at your fast food job.

Oh conflating the argument again are we? 2 more strawmans. Yeah let me argue about fast food minimum wage and death taxes, yeah that will win the argument! We got 'em right where we want 'em, Elderan!

[Elderan]

Oh conflating the argument again are we? 2 more strawmans. Yeah let me argue about fast food minimum wage and death taxes, yeah that will win the argument! We got 'em right where we want 'em, Elderan!

So dumb you could not even be the first 50 on the server being a bard...

[DrNarcisse]

So dumb you could not even be the first 50 on the server being a bard...

Lol, another strawman! Building a scarecrow factory here! More, more! Give us more!!

[Elderan]

Lol, another strawman! Building a scarecrow factory here! More, more! Give us more!!

And you are the little monkey.

[Dullah]

when nilberg with his xray troll vision denies variance in the coming weeks, u gonna spam tranny porn the again for the followin month?

[Labanen]

There is usually more nihilum on, but when your char is max 60 its more productive to play something else outside of raids. I wonder how many RD is nihilum alts...

[freez]

There is usually more nihilum on, but when your char is max 60 its more productive to play something else outside of raids. I wonder how many RD is nihilum alts...

how would you feel about new guild member agatha if i showed you a fraps or a ss of a GM confirming my 50k was stolen and tracked onto agatha's account?

Would anyone in his new guild care? You always seemed more level headed than 99% of your guildies. Just curious if you would care.

[Dullah]

Hope he jacked all ur scummy norrathian currency

[DrNarcisse]

There is usually more nihilum on, but when your char is max 60 its more productive to play something else outside of raids. I wonder how many RD is nihilum alts...

Care to tackle any of the quote from Elderan in the OP? You seem at least a little more reasonable than the average Rettiwalk/Ender meme-poster, so I'm curious if you will give an honest opinion on what he said.

[Terpuntine]

And you are the little monkey.

dats just racist

[Retti_]

All of that fine Elven metal pressed in the stone forges by by the mightiest Dwarf blacksmiths and melted and shaped by the finest Gnomish tinkerers

[HippoNipple]

At least these forums reflect a variance system and once again the white knight forumquesters have poop socked this thread and successfully slain the Nihilum scum.

[DrRoach]

There is usually more nihilum on, but when your char is max 60 its more productive to play something else outside of raids. I wonder how many RD is nihilum alts...

alot, red dawn is fun, it will be fun untill hb flakes out again. shoulda been in aimchat when he was calling them all retards for wiping in sky. thought he was gonna peace out.

[Colgate]

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[HippoNipple]

The fact that he could take on Nihilum with a force half the size shows his true character. He is a saint. He could overthrow Nizzar and have all the pixels to himself but he chooses to stick with Nihilum and carry another 25 players on his shoulders that he doesn't have to.

A truly selfless act bringing him to box hero status.

[DrNarcisse]

Glad you got a laugh, Grandmaster Colgate :)


Also I noticed Labanen never returned to either thread, looks like Nizzarr told him to stop yapping before he says something he regrets Lol.

[Dullah]

http://i.imgur.com/7oyiboj.png

[vouss]

some real character being shown here when people like Dullah and Elderan keep relating EQ raiding to in real life.

[DrNarcisse]

some real character being shown here when people like Dullah and Elderan keep relating EQ raiding to in real life.

Hope you didn't miss this quote from another thread

boohoo we don't possess the social skills to build an Everquest guild

lets fundamentally change the way EQ works to reward players who devote the least time and those too unbearable to guild with


The guild whose burned through hundreds of players is apparently the best at social interaction, according to Dullah :D

[Kraftwerk]

Didn't ended also say Everquest is exactly the same as taking part in a war in the real world? I think he has a good grasp on reality and not aspergers.

[hagard]

Didn't ended also say Everquest is exactly the same as taking part in a war in the real world? I think he has a good grasp on reality and not aspergers.

lol someone needs to find that quote

[DrRoach]

we cant all be as mature and well adjusted as cast. soon as he doesnt get his way expect tranny porn flood

[Kraftwerk]

we cant all be as mature and well adjusted as cast. soon as he doesnt get his way expect tranny porn flood

Looking forward to it, one stop shop for me. Eq and tranny porn, gonna be some good masturbation that day.

[Langrisserx]

http://screen.tezini.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Cartman-AssBurgers-620.jpg

[Nirgon]

Variance will be implemented.

PvP board will be wiped.

[DrNarcisse]

lol bump 5* thread

[Vile]

Variance is an extreme that only blue players want so they can hopefully log in and see a dragon up that the big guild did no notice and they wont have to pvp for.

I only care because I play 20-30 hour a week now, variance will require closer to 50 a week.

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