What does your girl say?

[Helro]

Anyone else get this bullshit?

http://youUpload.org/zb0uk4a_w300_h300.jpg

[Retti_]

haha

[Bamz4l]

sounds like u got some rl shit to work on bro

[iiNGloriouS]

Anyone else get this bullshit?

http://youUpload.org/zb0uk4a_w300_h300.jpg
Why doesn't her fucking mom get it? What the fuck. Sounds like the people who expect me to drop everything im doing to log on a porter, rez or help them. Jesus christ.

[Swish]

what's her number? let the community answer for you...

[Retti_]

Coulda got the jager and played while drinking in hindsight

[HeisChuck]

great thread lol

[Pudge]

Um. You pound jager with your gf's mom? Haha

[Zade]

tell that bitch to call a taxi. sheeeeet

[Greegon]

LOL Zade has spoken...

The best part of this thread is going to be when his crazy girlfriend stalks these forums, finds this post, and does god who knows what

[Aenor]

EQN looking gayer by the minute.

[freez]

shel leave you within the month bro

hope she wasnt too good looking

[dwightgeary]

hahaha ive been getting these kinda texts from my wife for the past 10 years.......

[Retti__]

Shit son, i ignore my wife and kids on the reg to boxlyfe and forumquest.

You on some rookie shit

[limit]

Anyone else get this bullshit?

http://youUpload.org/zb0uk4a_w300_h300.jpg

quoted for genuine sympathy

[runlvlzero]

Waste of human space if all they care about is themselves, and their mom, and their jager. Pretty myopic if you ask me.

At least ya'll care about this game or some shit.

[Nune]

My girl thinks it's "cute" that I play "my game"

You need an upgrade bro, defective unit

[Vamael]

Woah woah woah, lets be honest here. Its not your responsibility to take care of her mom. You aren't with the mom. Her mother needs to figure out how to get through life without you. Second, Crowd control the gf! Don't let her always think you are gaming, tell her some other shit. Like you cant text while at work, its gonna be super busy. work AKA EQ.

[Sirken]

smash your face into the desk. hide your phone under the bed (put ringer on silent, THIS IS IMPORTANT). tell the GF you got mugged and they took your phone.

collect quest reward: sympathy sex

you're welcome

[Tubzy]

My initials are RJ I should make everyone call me RJ now.

[Itap]

Best part is you never responded

[Eslade]

Best part is you never responded

Easier to feign ignorance.

[SamwiseRed]

my initials are FAG. sucks

[Nirgon]

smash your face into the desk.

Hasn't he suffered enough

[Muleworth]

My initials are RJ I should make everyone call me RJ now.

RJ checking in.

For content, girlfriend goes off about her dreams and I do my best to put on a glazed look and only reply in grunts, and she never fucking gets it.

[Tradesonred]

Tell her about all the great xp and loot youre getting, that should calm things down

[Retti_]

ya throw phone into couch cushin

say youve been looking for it for hours

[Flowz]

Why not go get the jager drop the mom off, get the gf half drunk, fuck her and get your dick sucked while playing EQ not like server is thriving the population isnt going anywhere on this 120 person server with 70 logging in for raids on sunday.. Ya it might say theres 150 people on but when u go a /who all COUNT the number is always drastically lower, at least at night its like that, says there is 110 online then u do a /who all count and theres like fukin 80 people lol.

[Sloth]

ignoring RL for failed red99, epic post, my sympathy brother

also need pic of this "girl"

[Helro]

ignoring RL for failed red99, epic post, my sympathy brother

also need pic of this "girl"

noone is ignoring RL fuckstick i played 2 hours in 3 days she is trippin

[Com_Truise]

I wish I had screenshotted the LAST text my ex sent me:

"You were a really good boyfriend, you were loyal, fun as fuck, and REALLY good to me...except that time we got in a fight and you jizzed in my hair while I was sleeping."

[Com_Truise]

Also, that OP's text has crazy demanding spoiled bitch written all over it. And apparently that's your thing cause you're with her...which makes you a subservient pussy.

[compulsion]

I couldn't get past the disastrously poor use of the English language, even for a text. Then again, you could be from Mississippi or one of the other wonderful Southern states.

[Pudge]

mine just accepts it now.

she has once told me during and argument that if i was playing when she met me/she had known about EQ, we would have never been together

[freez]

damn bro kiss her like ur sister


grab dat bitch by the wig and drive something down heer throa

[iiNGloriouS]

damn bro kiss her like ur sister


grab dat bitch by the wig and drive something down heer throa

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/50/500d02306a5228934df7dd71b631ad2d1b4ad2e4e4d45fc9ba e9b30573202a08.jpg

[freez]

rofl