What spell would you use if you could have one IRL

[Twainz]

This was a topic discussed last night in TS. I think it would be interesting to see what everyone would take. Badger wants invis so he can sneak into the boys bathroom. I would take dictate so I could charm Bill Gates and transfer large sums of money to my account. What would you do and why?

[Lazie]

Illusion. Just to mess with people.

[myxomatosii]

See invisible.

[Lojik]

See invisible to make sure that dude aint in my bathroom

[Tenlaar]

Rez. I would convince the world that I am god and live in a palace built with the skulls of my enemies.

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

See invisible.

brilliant

[Ele]

True North

[username17]

My first thought was Reviviscence but we'd end up with a major population issue with all the dead people coming back to life.

I would choose the Enchanter's Curse of the Simple Mind. Cast it on all the people I hate.

[Tenlaar]

My first thought was Reviviscence but we'd end up with a major population issue with all the dead people coming back to life.

You only bring back the people you want back.

[Lojik]

You only bring back the people you want back.

You'd be pestered by so many people "WHY WON"T YOU BRING SOANDSO BACK!" You'd be oom like all the time, plus people would probably try to kill you for failing to bring someone back.

[Ele]

You'd be pestered by so many people "WHY WON"T YOU BRING SOANDSO BACK!" You'd be oom like all the time, plus people would probably try to kill you for failing to bring someone back.

You should travel across three countries to rez me for free!

[Sirken]

Gate

so many times i wish i could just gate back home.

[reborn649]

Charm...clearly charm for soooo many reasons...

[Tenlaar]

You guys obviously haven't thought about this as much as I have. You don't go public straight off, you slowly build a cult army and don't go public until you have a mass of loyal followers to create a buffer to the outside world.

You also have to start off telling people that only the worthy will be brought back. This does multiple things. It makes those who are brought back feel as if they have some divinely inspired virtue, it makes people want to follow whatever commandments you pass down closely, and it gives you an out for people you don't want to bring back.

[Atmas]

Imagine the agro when that dictate wore off. Invis might be cool, but only if it was improved invis or I had a pre-nerf CoS.

Others that might be cool are porting, traveling across the globe in the blink of an eye would be awesome and probably highly profitable. Enlightenment, the ability to increase your intellect would be useful as well.

I think in the end I would go with Cure Disease. I have known and know more than a few people with Cancer, my father included who I wish I could help.

[Swish]

Ice comet (with the proper animations) :D

[Kraftwerk]

Twainz wtf keep ur self contained to red

[lecompte]

Circle of Butcher... the reasons are obvious.

[Jesseca]

Complete Heal

To be able to rid people of epilepsy, heart disease, cancer etc. would be my wish.

[indiscriminate_hater]

group shadow step, to really mix shit up

[mistersuits]

whirl til you hurl... obviously

[Lojik]

If all the scallywags on this server got one spell it would probably turn out like it does on Misfits

http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x88/port_royal/gif/misfits_throwcan.gif

[Buriedpast]

Highsun

[fadetree]

Flame Lick, of course. Duh.

[Tenlaar]

Manifest Elements could be pretty sweet too.

You fucks with me, you fucks with my epic pet.

[ripwind]

AOE Fear would be pretty great. Not very practical, but just in case...

[Snagglepuss]

Alliance or memblur

[Vandy]

Gravity Flux, for when I'm driving and get road rage.

[Cecily]

Call of the Hero. Mommmmm, I said pepperoni hot pockets! I hate you!

[Vallanor]

Endure cold for days like today.

[andromax]

Diamond Skin, Improved Invis, or Gate/Translocate: Group since any damage inflicting spell would be pointless on the modern battlefield. Survivability, stealth and movement would be the only good choices.

[baalzy]

Me being selfish: Divine Barrier (do stupid stuff like jump off cliffs and then cast before hitting the ground AND can recover from anything that caught me by surprise as long as I'm not insta-gibbed)
Me being altruistic: Word of Restoration (heal anyone who isn't dead already of any ailment, all around me).

[skipdog]

I'd have to go with Levitate.

[indiscriminate_hater]

Gravity Flux, for when I'm driving and get road rage.

ha haaa

[Reguiy]

Selos. I'd be saving the environment and it would be fun as hell at the time same!

[mishurza]

Charm or Teleport

[Ahldagor]

allure

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

Locate corpse and get my own Long Island Medium show.

[Glitterati]

Form of the Hunter obv

[Ahldagor]

Locate corpse and get my own Long Island Medium show.

lol

[Raavak]

Summon drink.

[BrendockMerryfoot]

Imbue Sapphire, obviously.

[Zade]

Yall are insane. Spirit of the Wolf and I would be in the NFL

[Twainz]

Yall are insane. Spirit of the Wolf and I would be in the NFL

Disqualified for performance enhancing.

[Mirana]

Song of Highsun to send my girlfriend back to Scotland.

[teija]

Whirl Till You Hurl would be my spell! would be funny to cast on people =)

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

group shadow step, to really mix shit up

You guys would own America's Got Talent

[quido]

Glamour

[baalzy]

Summon drink.

Do you really want just water? Or do you want some Holy Ale of of Brell?
http://wiki.project1999.com/Disciple_Symbol_of_Brell_Serilis

[Lojik]

I'd cast sentinel everywhere and just make everyone paranoid.

[Vandy]

Changed my mind, Death Touch, no cast time, no cooldown !

[myriverse]

Cure Disease.

Sadly, the corpse timer has run out for everybody I've ever known that died. And I don't expect any deaths for a while.

But I'll be damned if I'd ever tell anybody about it. It would only lead to trouble. Yes, leading your own cult is trouble.

[Buellen]

Greetings


Number one for me would be GATE simply put how often have you traveled and wish to be home as fast as you could. for that matter if your in life ending situation which you have time to cast gate then you can be home safely.

Downside since it single person if you have family then you cant save them or get them all home.


Garue 49th Half Elf warrior // Buskier 34th Human Cleric // Shoul 31st Level Human Monk.


PS Regeneration in all its form would awsome 2nd choice

pps levitate would be cool too but people wouidl think you wierd cause you collect batwings 8)

[Spitty]

Invigorate.

Seriously, I'd get so much shit done if I never had to sleep.

I'd also make a serious killing by offering one-on-one restorative consultations for professional athletes and touring musicians, and then leveraging that into a branded energy drink.

That's right. Invigorate could save lives, win Super Bowls and make me filthy rich, and it's like 15 mana. Now that is some old-fashioned useful efficiency right there.

[Acrux Bcrux]

Gate. Because driving home from work in rush hour traffic sucks.

[YendorLootmonkey]

Feet Like Cat obv.

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j160/psycho_sideshow/kittyslipper2.jpg

[Zade]

I changed my mind. ressurection. yup.

[Bones]

wolf form maybe

[Derubael]

illusion, iksar.

[Jimjam]

a summon food / drink type spell.

[mistersuits]

People saying gate are not considering the fact it would be rather useless without also having Bind Affinity. I guess unless you're interested in always warping back to the hospital you were born in.

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

Feet Like Cat obv.

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j160/psycho_sideshow/kittyslipper2.jpg

Lol. Whar cat o nine tail whar?!?!?

[Buellen]

People saying gate are not considering the fact it would be rather useless without also having Bind Affinity. I guess unless you're interested in always warping back to the hospital you were born in.

Well since when you creat toon its not a baby perty much assume when you get the power of gate your home would be your bind spot.

Yes it could be difficult but appropiat use of your new found power would generate a small fortune for you. Goverment work comes to mind funds.

Garue 49th Level Half Elf Warrior // Buskier 34th Level Human Cleric // Shoul 32nd Level Human Monk

[Ahldagor]

how much mana would we know that we have?

[Spacebar]

I know it would be a chanter spell but i can't decide which one.

Either Charm, memblur, invis, rune, mezz, or maybe alliance.

probably charm or memblur

[Armada]

Well since when you creat toon its not a baby perty much assume when you get the power of gate your home would be your bind spot.

Yes it could be difficult but appropiat use of your new found power would generate a small fortune for you. Goverment work comes to mind funds.

Garue 49th Level Half Elf Warrior // Buskier 34th Level Human Cleric // Shoul 32nd Level Human Monk

You better not move or you are going to get shot or arrested, possibly both.

[fishingme]

I will gladly be sylar so i can have all your powers.

[Hinthek]

Eye of Zomm...but only if it looked like that eye thing in Big Trouble in Little China.

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

People saying gate are not considering the fact it would be rather useless without also having Bind Affinity. I guess unless you're interested in always warping back to the hospital you were born in.

well played sir

[Millburn]

See Invisible without a doubt.

Being able to see the full light spectrum would open so many careers and also as an amateur astronomer it would really provide for some amazing visuals (lol)

[Xelris]

Shrink. And yes, I'd abuse the piss out of it.

[Buellen]

You better not move or you are going to get shot or arrested, possibly both.

Well the income from using your gate power should safely guarantee needing to move but yea if that scenario were to play out i would breaking an entry every time i gate to my former home *)

[Buellen]

as side note those this thread remind you of heroes season 1 or 2 i cant rem where all the older mutant guys were getting killed off and they showed how each one had use his /her power and the benefits / troubles it brought to them.

[Elements]

Rez ofc, and if it didnt function the way I wanted it to then mem blur for sure.

[Snackies]

I can't believe nobody has said Flaming Sword of Xuzl yet.

It may not be able to do anything in EQ but it would cut/cook your meals at the same time (or poof before it reaches your dish because you didn't aggro it yet).

[Castigate]

Think I'd have to go with Bind Affinity.
It'd be pretty nice to re-pop at my bind point every time I died.

I guess if that didn't work I would go with Enchant Platinum and become insanely rich.

[Whoop]

People saying gate are not considering the fact it would be rather useless without also having Bind Affinity. I guess unless you're interested in always warping back to the hospital you were born in.

Or your mother's womb :eek:

[Toehammer]

If I am good: Word of Resoration
If I am evil: Ignite Bones
If I am neutral: Invisibility (cannot believe more people aren't saying this one!)

[Hateraid]

Summon Food.

[Telin]

Summon food so I can feed all the starving children in the world.

[myxomatosii]

I can't believe nobody has said Flaming Sword of Xuzl yet.

It may not be able to do anything in EQ but it would cut/cook your meals at the same time (or poof before it reaches your dish because you didn't aggro it yet).

Yeah but you can't control it. So it goes berserk, cuts your steak into fine bits, keeps going and minces it, keeps going it as the cutting board begins to notch, keeps going as bits of wood fly about, keeps going into your kitchen counter, keeps going til the cabinets are half shredded, keeps going when your dog walks by with your first born child on it's back, keeps going when your wife runs to your child screaming, "My baby!", keeps going when your other chlid walks into the room and quizically says, "Mommy?" before running to her and being cut down on her still warm body, eyes still flickering with the last twitches of life, keeps going til.. oh okay depopped.

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

Maybe I'd do Cannibalize IV and just ram parts of my body into my mouth around town pretending I'm getting powers...

Actually, why wait?

[Kastro]

There isn't any AOE Charm is there?

Otherwise, Max Alchemy +

Now If i could have a few items...

Puppet Strings x2
Rez Staff X 2
Fungi Tunic, Circlet of Shadows


Maybe a few trak teeth :P

[neolfex]

I would use Charm, and move to Cambodia, where are the sexah ladies live.

[Pringles]

Resurrection hands down.

[eqravenprince]

I'm thinking Illusion, assuming I can make myself look like another person male or female.

[Raavak]

Invigorate.

Seriously, I'd get so much shit done if I never had to sleep.
Just take a potion of meth.

[Jimjam]

Summon food so I can feed all the starving children in the world.

Your reason for this decision is so much more noble than mine... I mostly wanted it so I didn't have to go afk for more than a few seconds to prepare some grub, haha!

[Autotune]

If it's a spell in RL that would never fizzle or fail, Divine Intervention. Just think of all the "Watch this" youtube videos I could make!

that or

Fear. I'd fear the shit out of everyone if it made them run like a crazed chicken.

[Ravager]

Snare, just to annoy people.

[Itap]

Stinging swarm. I probably meet 10 people a day that I wish I could summon a swarm of bees to sting the shit out of them.

[Atmas]

Or your mother's womb :eek:

Or your dad's balls :eek:

[justin2090]

Flash of Light ... made me think my monitor broke the first time it happened.

[Lisset]

Memory Blur.

Think about it. You just got rid of any consequences for your actions.

Rob an armored car, blur the guards.

Hit on someone and get slapped, blur and try again.

Have someone you do think needs a beating? Do it and blur them.

"You were doing 90 in a 35."
an officer blinks a few times.
"Do you know why I stopped you? Because I don't."

[Spitty]

Some people want to be forgotten. Some people want to be remembered.

Vote Invigorate in 2014.

[AexDestroy]

71% of our planet is covered in water, and no one here wants Enduring Breath?

The fuck is wrong with you people.

[baalzy]

71% of our planet is covered in water, and no one here wants Enduring Breath?

The fuck is wrong with you people.

Vast, cold, full of predators.

[AexDestroy]

Enduring Breath - Free Diver
Selo's - Track Star
Mask of the Hunter - Sport Shooter
Blizzard - Fire Fighter
Wake of Karana - Search and Rescue/Any at sea job
Engorging Roots - Law Enforcement
Nature Walker's Behest - Park Ranger
Rune - Crime Fighter
Gate - Average american
Primal Avatar - Professional Athlete


lol... fun stuff to imagine :D

[AexDestroy]

Vast, cold, full of predators.

edit*
Sorry this is not RNF! haha

[Jimjam]

71% of our planet is covered in water, and no one here wants Enduring Breath?

The fuck is wrong with you people.

Who cares about the ocean? Imagine how popular you'd be with the opposite sex!

[SCB]

If you choose Gate without Bind Affinity, you're just going to Gate to wherever you were born any time you use the spell.

[danceparty]

in dreams i often have sow and levitate...its fucking amazing.

[fuark]

The problem with rez is that you can't use it on yourself.

I'd take a cure disease so that i can use it on others and myself too.

Charm also doesn't work too well because you would have permanent aggro after it wore off without memblur. Soooo, I'd probably take invisibility or memblur.

[uygi]

Just noticed this thread, can't believe nobody said deathtouch til page 6...

[heazels]

bind affinity bc that means i respawn when i die

[Tasslehofp99]

Levitate, so many uses!

[Aarinak]

Gate

so many times i wish i could just gate back home.

Definitely gate. Or SoW. SoW would be an instant money maker--you think Kobe could run me down? Pssh

[FoxxHound]

Spirit of Cheetah, Illusions~

[Gaffin 3.0]

Memory Blur

[Fael]

Emissary of Thule. Or Feign Death, like Toopac and Biggie.

[sanforce]

Definitely selos with the propper drum. It would be fun to pass cars on the highway.

[Benadiel]

Lull

EQ All Day ...No Aggro.

Although, if no one is aggroing you, you might consider Summon Companion ;)

[Cyrano]

Charm.

[webrunner5]

Gate

so many times i wish i could just gate back home.

What he says. After a LONG day that would be a God Send.

[Gaffin 3.0]

mem blur so good

[Bill Tetley]

Blaze

[radditsu]

Dead man floating.

[kotton05]

Death touch

[Jesseca]

I will gladly be sylar so i can have all your powers.

Best idea yet!

[Jauna]

For all you people saying mem blur, are you people forgetting today's technology? cameras everywhere, camera phones, speedometers, other people in a crowded area. ugh.

Resurrection would be another terrible one.. once it gets out you have this power imagine the shitstorm you will create and how many people will drag dead bodies to your door. And if you say no, whats stopping the person from killing you?

Alliance or Charm might have to be the winners here.. maybe invisibility. Maybe.

Yeah no, id pick invisibility

[heazels]

visions of grandeur = #1 athelete in the world

[Twainz]

I'm changing from Dictate to Selo's. I could have a lot more fun running faster than dictating people. I would play football and be a running back and a defense back. I don't know if I would play for the Bengals or for the Cowboys. I love them both :D

[Gaffin 3.0]

For all you people saying mem blur, are you people forgetting today's technology? cameras everywhere, camera phones, speedometers, other people in a crowded area. ugh.

Resurrection would be another terrible one.. once it gets out you have this power imagine the shitstorm you will create and how many people will drag dead bodies to your door. And if you say no, whats stopping the person from killing you?

Alliance or Charm might have to be the winners here.. maybe invisibility. Maybe.

Yeah no, id pick invisibility

aint no cameras in my house u feelers?

[Gnomersy]

Cancel magic.


FUCK YOU CHRIS ANGEL

[Aeaolena]

First I was going to say Levitate.. because.. jumping off of stuff and floating down like flying seems pretty badass. Plus I'd never have to worry about my kids falling off of playground equipment and breaking their neck.

Then I flipped back a few pages and saw someone put "Summon Food" to feed the people of the world, and immediately felt guilt.

Fuck, I guess I'll go with 'Complete Heal' in case anyone in my family gets into a car accident or gets cancer. Thanks, solemn-tone-guy. lol

[Twainz]

Healing spells, cure, rez, and summoning food are all horrible spells to use IRL. People need to die or this world will be severely over populated. You need to think more of the consequences of your actions.

[Justinuti]

I'd take bind affinity. I can do whatever the hell I want, die, and just respawn.

Question is, if I bind myself at 25 years old, then die, do I come back at that age, or the age I was at when I die?

[Krazed]

I'd take bind affinity. I can do whatever the hell I want, die, and just respawn.

Question is, if I bind myself at 25 years old, then die, do I come back at that age, or the age I was at when I die?

http://static3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120904042622/uncyclopedia/images/archive/b/b5/20120914120348%21Exploding-head.gif

[Zorpa]

People saying gate are not considering the fact it would be rather useless without also having Bind Affinity. I guess unless you're interested in always warping back to the hospital you were born in.

It would work for me as I only live two blocks from where I was born.

[Rhambuk]

Summon food so I can feed all the starving children in the world.

I'm sure they'll appreciate all the burnt bread ;)

[Hawala]

Summon food so I can feed all the starving children in the world.

How the heck are you going to have enough mana? Also the recast time is way too slow, you'd need Cornucopia or something.

[Tann]

Selo's Song of Travel: group Selo's + invis + see invis + levitate

[Jfertal]

Dead man floating.

gotta agree this shit would be best.

[myriverse]

Real life server is the permadeath server. There are no respawns.

[Cochonou]

Spell: Sentinel

to troll people IRL too

[Messianic]

Brilliance. Primarily to give it to stupid people.

Or maybe Regen/Chloro. Give people the capacity to heal any medical issue over time. Although, with any kind of healing/rezzing ability, you'd be so valuable to the world that governments or powerful private entities would kidnap/fight wars over you, killing and wounding far more people than you could possibly heal in the same amount of time. At least that's my theory.

[alaiwy0503]

Gate and its not even close. F driving back home or flying back places.

[Bohab]

Common Portal. Then myself and 5 other lowlifes can live in Norrath forever.