What spell would you use if you could have one IRL

[Twainz]

This was a topic discussed last night in TS. I think it would be interesting to see what everyone would take. Badger wants invis so he can sneak into the boys bathroom. I would take dictate so I could charm Bill Gates and transfer large sums of money to my account. What would you do and why?

[still_MORNIN]

I would want Disintegrate to completely wipe your existence from this earth. Fucking nerd....

[Kraftwerk]

Portal : Commonlands, so I could finally complete my immersion and leave the Interdimensional Realm of Loathing behind me forever.

[Twainz]

Portal : Commonlands, so I could finally complete my immersion and leave the Interdimensional Realm of Loathing behind me forever.

/liked

[Not_Kazowi]

Gate

[freez]

lol levitate

[freez]

gflux a damn close second

[Tenlaar]

Gate

Wouldn't that just take you back to the place you were born since you don't have bind?

I bet you'd scare the shit out of some doctor while he's doing surgery.

[rusty81]

Invisibility, I would rob every insurance company.

[Not_Kazowi]

I assumed your bind would just be wherever your home was. Be fuckin cool to just insta appear at home.

No return plane tickets, never drive drunk, gate out of trouble, you could even steal and gate home with no problems.

Next best is port but not sure how that works irl.

[Twainz]

I assumed your bind would just be wherever your home was. Be fuckin cool to just insta appear at home.

No return plane tickets, never drive drunk, gate out of trouble, you could even steal and gate home with no problems.

Next best is port but not sure how that works irl.

I assume you would have to port to major ports or airports.

[Andis]

rofl A+ post

levitate a big one

[Holey]

Next best is port but not sure how that works irl.

Just like jumper. just imagine a place and it takes you there :D

i'd be jumper to be honest. teleportation.
but gate works also so i can go out and and enjoy life haha:D

or how about this.

Gate and having people able eto gate with you. as long as you hold them.

[Genedin]

Portal : Commonlands, so I could finally complete my immersion and leave the Interdimensional Realm of Loathing behind me forever.

can end thread now

[HippoNipple]

I assumed your bind would just be wherever your home was. Be fuckin cool to just insta appear at home.

No return plane tickets, never drive drunk, gate out of trouble, you could even steal and gate home with no problems.

Next best is port but not sure how that works irl.

Shit with that description I would take translocate. Get rid of fuckers whenever you want and probably make some people go clinically insane if they didn't know you were doing it or what the fuck was going on.

[Twainz]

Shit with that description I would take translocate. Get rid of fuckers whenever you want and probably make some people go clinically insane if they didn't know you were doing it or what the fuck was going on.

You have to accept the TL.

[Sektor]

I'd complete heal my body so I can run again.

[Sektor]

I would want Disintegrate to completely wipe your existence from this earth. Fucking nerd....

l o l

[Something'Witty]

I would take dictate so I could charm Bill Gates and transfer large sums of money to my account. What would you do and why?

Think 48 secs is long enough to do that? With a 5 min refresh, it better be!

Personally I would go with either Selo's Song of Travel or Minor Illusion. Now if we could just get minor illusion to work in game...

[Not_Kazowi]

Don't think gate would allow you to take others, just Like in game you can't. Translocation would be cool though because you could just do yourself and accept when ready and or take people with you. Translocation to bind is the same as gate really.

Resurrection would be cool too.

[Tune]

take illusion ______

anything to make it less hideous

[Holey]

take illusion ______

anything to make it less hideous

like you! bwhaahhaa. jk pal.

[Retti_]

I would want Disintegrate to completely wipe your existence from this earth. Fucking nerd....

[Greegon]

ultra-vision so i could finally see her tatas

http://happinappimi.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/whoopi_goldberg_hit_04.jpg

[Rust1d?]

In order:

1) Invis - Rob banks, fuck girls, nuff said.
2) Gate - Insta port back to house
3) Levitate - would just be fun
4) Storm Strength etc - Be a super hero

I think Succor would be cool if you knew where you and group would end up. Like would Succor - East take me to Europe and west to US?

[DrNarcisse]

Selo's Accelerando, so when Null creates a "classic pvp server" - he can change that one bard song and make it unclassic because he doesn't think it should break root and make whatever other shitty changes he wants.

Yeah, that's it.

[Retti_]

U want invisible to have sex? Nerd alert

[Genedin]

Easy choice, resurrect.

[Sektor]

Easy choice, resurrect.

good one tho I still prefer complete heal

[Genedin]

good one tho I still prefer complete heal

Both could easily be used to convince the masses you are the Messiah returned, start your own religion and rule the world. So I'll rate them equal.

[Greegon]

1) Invis - Rob banks, fuck girls, nuff said.


rapist alert

[raka]

root dawgs.

while you patiently wait next in line to purchase your toll house double cookie ice cream sandwich..... your feet become entwined.

I jump ahead and purchase my five $2 dollar scratch-offs, and my three 2-liter Diet Coke's motivated by the "buy 2 get one free promo".

I then smile and nod.

[meatspin]

Selos. Crush every running event in the Olympics. Collect endorsement $$. Famous forever.

[FoxxHound]

Dark Elf Illusion, Allure/Charm or Spirit of Cheetah.

[heartbrand]

How did no one else say resurrection?

[Twainz]

How did no one else say resurrection?

What happens when you die? Can't rez yourself.

[heartbrand]

Maybe divine intervention then

[runlvlzero]

Gravity Flux

[Pudge]

Bind sight. Sit at home all day changing the channel.

[Snufz]

eye of zomm

[iiNGloriouS]

ultra-vision so i could finally see her tatas

http://happinappimi.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/whoopi_goldberg_hit_04.jpg

Is that 2-chainz? :P

[GoldScar]

So much lol.
rust1d invis rapist.
Raka root at the bodega.
FoxxHound dark elf illusion? lol
A+ thread.

[Greegon]

Is that 2-chainz? :P

how DARE you

[iiNGloriouS]

how DARE you

It was a reference to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zu5Oo23G67w at the very end

[k9quaint]

Charm.

[Pudge]

everyone saying levitate ain't immersed enough. dead man floating for underwater adventures, longer buff period, and even some PR!

and anyone with lev would have to own a bat farm.

[freez]

tru tru

[SamwiseRed]

do aas count? if so mine would be fading memories. instant memory wipe (agro wipe.) i would take a shit on your face then fading memories away. you wont know wtf happened you little shit head.

[Retti_]

Sam that made me have a hearty chortle

[Eslade]

Divine Barrier or Complete heal. You could avoid a lot of trouble being able to suddenly make yourself suddenly invulnerable.

[SamwiseRed]

Divine Barrier or Complete heal. You could avoid a lot of trouble being able to suddenly make yourself suddenly invulnerable.

cept DA is temporary and RL is open world (no zones) therefor it would only be a few seconds of safety before big bubba finished what he started.

[Retti_]

Gift of xev

Would be jesus status and save the world

Yall shellfish

[Eslade]

cept DA is temporary and RL is open world (no zones) therefor it would only be a few seconds of safety before big bubba finished what he started.

Was thinking more along the lines of car/plane crashes, but meh.

[SamwiseRed]

ah touche, you could swanton dive off a building and da before landing. thats pretty legit.

[jeffd]

firefist so i can punch it through ur chests & tear ur dumb nerd hearts out

[Pitborn]

Minor Illusion .

Cast it while sitting on Giselle Bunchen's Bicycle seat.

[Dullah]

but then there would be two bicycle seats and that would be suspicious

[FoxxHound]

So much lol.
rust1d invis rapist.
Raka root at the bodega.
FoxxHound dark elf illusion? lol
A+ thread.

Who doesn't want Ultravision and to be black?

[Leftoverture]

Tru north

[Labanen]

To avoid angry boss01 id pick feign death, but chances are you ll get electricuted in some dumb ambulance after a succesful cast.. I guess calm, invis or gate would work.

[Agatha]

i'd cast invis and go to the ladies locker room at the gym.