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[Rust1d?]

I am (25) years old and I have my own (apartment). I play EQ (1 hour) a day and I am the (envy) of all of my friends. My hot (girlfriend) loves watching me play while I obtain precious (pixels).

[Rogean]

This could go places.

Belongs in RNF though.

[Dullah]

I am a 40 and I have my own van outside of starbucks. I play EQ 16 hours a day and am the envy of many neckbeard virgins. My dog loves watching me play while I obtain precious pixels.

[Rust1d?]

This could go places.

Belongs in RNF though.

My bad, have fun ladies!

[MrSparkle001]

I am (30 something) years old and I have my own (hair). I play EQ (3 hours) a day and I am the (one who never goes out anymore) of all of my friends. My hot (cat) loves watching me play while I obtain precious (flab).

[Rust1d?]

Lol keep em coming

[Nirgon]

I'm 36 years old, I'm fat and do my grandmother's gardening. No one would guild my cleric or buy my shitty ogre shadow knight.

[Nads]

Thread is delivering.

[Nirgon]

I know you're excited, but don't shit yourself!