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r00t
11-07-2013, 02:14 PM
Gongshow, the creator of the delicious cheeto and mountain dew cereal EverQuest in a Bowl, would like to proudly present:


EverQuest: The Donut

https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/p296x100/1461583_575530929167577_2072921412_n.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/XBBD1A9.jpg

ChubbyBubbles
11-07-2013, 02:24 PM
http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/mychannel957.com/files/2013/11/zucker-bakery.jpg

Thanksgiving Turkey filled donut outdoing you.
Step up the game.

Something'Witty
11-07-2013, 02:38 PM
Two words:
Voodoo Donuts (http://voodoodoughnut.com/doughnuts.php)

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5NUDPg_lVB4/TE4iI7rpAQI/AAAAAAAAC3w/7sBrTP-1z94/s1600/100_2080.JPG

iiNGloriouS
11-07-2013, 02:51 PM
Voodoo isn't that great honestly, although there day old donuts in a bucket for 5 bucks. NOW THAT is a steal.

Greegon
11-07-2013, 02:58 PM
wow went to website saw a donut covered in captain crunch... winning

iiNGloriouS
11-07-2013, 03:05 PM
wow went to website saw a donut covered in captain crunch... winning

They have a lot of REALLY cool donut creations/monstrosities, but in terms of tasting good and being quality, I give it a 6/10, most of the ma and pa shops that do donuts in Portland are 100x better, Voodoo is just for the crazy donuts that are shaped like dying people etc.

Except the Bacon Maple Bar, NO ONE shits on the Bacon Maple Bar.

Something'Witty
11-07-2013, 03:37 PM
Except the Bacon Maple Bar, NO ONE shits on the Bacon Maple Bar.

The doughnut might be good, but the beer is DISGUSTING.
http://brewpublic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Glass-of-Rogue-Bacon-Maple-Porter-e1317071973876.jpg

JayN
11-07-2013, 03:45 PM
This thread makes me feel diabetic :D

dope-fiend sandwich from middle school

Guaranteed to get you wired to the ceiling.

2xmother cookie molasses 1 king size snickers broken in half layed between the two cookies, eat and enjoy. probably will sugar crash like crazy after two hours but damn !

Havent had one of these since middle school, do they even make molasses mother cookies anymore ? I have not seen them in the corner marts in ages.

iiNGloriouS
11-07-2013, 03:54 PM
The doughnut might be good, but the beer is DISGUSTING.
http://brewpublic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Glass-of-Rogue-Bacon-Maple-Porter-e1317071973876.jpg

Oh yeah that shit tastes like asshole. Its so bad haha

Retti_
11-07-2013, 04:53 PM
Taste like asshole? Lawdy

Stinkum
11-07-2013, 05:21 PM
that flavor may be shit but Rogue's Hazlenut Nectar is an outstanding beer

Retti_
11-07-2013, 06:03 PM
Doubt it

Greegon
11-07-2013, 06:27 PM
yea sounds gross tbh most hipster flavored beers are.. nothin wrong with a good ole pilsner though

runlvlzero
11-07-2013, 06:36 PM
Bacon is 2 much =/

Stinkum
11-07-2013, 06:42 PM
Naw, hipster beer would be PBR or some micro IPA. Rogue's Hazlenut is just a classic American brown ale. very rich but drinkable and extremely tasty. it has a 93/100 rating on Beer Advocate if that means anything to you http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/132/1339

JayN
11-07-2013, 06:45 PM
FLAVORED BEERS ARE FOR SISSIES AND LADIES BOYS

Something'Witty
11-07-2013, 07:01 PM
Rogue makes amazing beer, the Maple Bacon Ale just isn't one of them. In fact, the Maple Bacon Ale is the second worst beer I have ever tried. Coincidentally, the worst beer I have ever had was also a bacon flavored abomination...

Retti_
11-07-2013, 07:23 PM
Ya man when I drink a brewski I just fantasize that its a liquid doughnut being poured down my gullet by cross treewind in a bacon bikini

Fat nerd

Eslade
11-07-2013, 07:28 PM
Ya man when I drink a brewski I just fantasize that its a liquid doughnut being poured down my gullet by cross treewind in a bacon bikini

Fat nerd

mmmm undead Cros Treewind.

Stinkum
11-07-2013, 07:28 PM
that flavor may be shit but Rogue's Hazlenut Nectar is an outstanding beer

Was clearly talking about Rogue's hazelnut brown ale not that bacon monstrosity.

Reading must be hard when you're mad and obsessed with me :p

Greegon
11-07-2013, 07:35 PM
Naw, hipster beer would be PBR

pbr is for fat smelly dudes in Wisconsin that beat their wives when the packers lose tho

maybe that's Milwaukee's best hmm

SamwiseRed
11-07-2013, 07:36 PM
i just ate a big ass bowl of pho

http://www.phovyrestaurant.com/uploads/1/7/2/6/17260338/4809491_orig.jpg

Retti_
11-07-2013, 07:37 PM
Pho kyou

SamwiseRed
11-07-2013, 07:44 PM
altho i aint in to charlie anymore (viet chicks) still love their food naaaawmeeen?

HeisChuck
11-07-2013, 07:51 PM
god that looks disgusting :eek::eek:

SamwiseRed
11-07-2013, 07:52 PM
it is de-LISH

SamwiseRed
11-07-2013, 07:53 PM
also for those wondering, asian pussy is not slanted

Retti_
11-07-2013, 07:59 PM
Chuck would only eat that if u drained the liquid and wrapped it in a tortilla