The difference between my Halloween night and your Halloween night.

[Lu|z Sext]

http://i.imgur.com/DwzsLUf.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/zgi1MIk.jpg

U mad?

[Raclen]

Didn't you just start a new necro?

[Lu|z Sext]

^Def mad.

[Retti_]

So ur gonna be googling images of girls?

Mad

[Lu|z Sext]

Mad bad parent alert.

[pharmakos]

http://i.imgur.com/DwzsLUf.jpg

are they going as sluts for halloween? i only see one costume.

[Lu|z Sext]

I love sluts.

[jeffd]

i'm the one in the middle

don't hit on me u silly boys xxx

[pharmakos]

I love sluts.

they'll never love you though

they'll just use you

[Lu|z Sext]

They use me for sperm. Not mad.

[Boggwin Bramblefoot]

So let me get this straight. I should be mad that you are spending your Halloween taking photos of fat ugly girls dancing, while I am spending mine with my kids by taking them trick-or-treating? I don't get it...just saying. :cool:

[Lu|z Sext]

^Definitely middle aged, obese and mad.

[JayN]

So let me get this straight. I should be mad that you are spending your Halloween taking photos of fat ugly girls dancing, while I am spending mine with my kids by taking them trick-or-treating? I don't get it...just saying. :cool:

I think its called schizophrenia, we'll never get his madness lol.


Make sure you get them antibiotic shots Lulz

[Agatha]

me and jupe headed out to see enders game shortly

[Lu|z Sext]

No spoilers please. Seeing it with gf tomorrow.

[pharmakos]

does your GF know how much you love sluts?

is she a slut?

[Boggwin Bramblefoot]

Middle-aged, perhaps. Obese, not even close. Mad, far, far from it.

Why would I be mad about a random guy standing in a crowd taking photos of overweight, ugly girls; whom by the way, would not...even though they are fat and unattractive, look his way. Face it guy, they are probably more into each other than they would be of you...haha.

And...next time you decide to download a photo from the internet depicting how you wish your night was going, try using one of an exciting party with better looking girls. :D

[Gaffin']

yes

[pharmakos]

Why would I be mad about a random guy standing in a crowd taking photos of overweight, ugly girls;

those girls are not overweight nor ugly

[Boggwin Bramblefoot]

those girls are not overweight nor ugly

If that is what you think, then I feel sorry for you. Obviously you have not been around attractive women before.

[Stinkum]

I bet you Boggwin's wife is like 350 pounds and that he voted for Mitt Romney.

[JayN]

one of them looks like faces of meth for christ sake! thi si what you call attractive? Ill let you get back to dreaming of your pile of coke scarface fantasies

[Fame]

me and jupe headed out to see enders game shortly

Ask the girl next door to go with you!

[pharmakos]

they're not 10/10s, but they're certainly not ugly...

[runlvlzero]

endersgame in the threatre....... dizam.

[runlvlzero]

i might go do that... not sure holloween night is scary

[Boggwin Bramblefoot]

I bet you Boggwin's wife is like 350 pounds and that he voted for Mitt Romney.

I bet that you are just saying that as a defense mechanism; having realized that, unlike real men, you little guys have yet to experience real women, true success, a loving family, and many other things in life that cannot be experienced sitting behind a computer screen, fantasizing about what life could be like if only you were not so ill equipped and inadequate.

O.K. got to go now. Beggar's night is beginning and the kids are getting restless. Not you guys, I mean MY kids.

[Fame]

unlike real men, you little guys have yet to experience real women, true success, a loving family, and many other things in life that cannot be experienced sitting behind a computer screen, fantasizing about what life could be like if only you were not so ill equipped and inadequate.


Daaaumn gnig, tell em how you really feel!

[runlvlzero]

p.s. these are always 1 star thrads

[Lionfish Roundup]

girls always dress as slutty as possible for Halloween parties, if you don't know this you probably have a level 60 on red99

food for thought

[Lionfish Roundup]

I bet that you are just saying that as a defense mechanism; having realized that, unlike real men, you little guys have yet to experience real women, true success, a loving family, and many other things in life that cannot be experienced sitting behind a computer screen, fantasizing about what life could be like if only you were not so ill equipped and inadequate.

O.K. got to go now. Beggar's night is beginning and the kids are getting restless. Not you guys, I mean MY kids.

Boggwin scores a critical hit !

[Retti_]

fantasizing about what life could be like if only you were not so ill equipped and inadequate.

Lol

[Stinkum]

http://i.imgur.com/8nh8bNX.png

[K|mm Barely]

http://i.imgur.com/LBnZX3J.jpg

[Kraftwerk]

Trick or treating was really great tonight, I went as Thor and got 3 full size Milky Way bars.

[SamwiseRed]

i went trick or treating with wolverine, aint no body gonna beat that.

[Kraftwerk]

What was ur haul like? I went to like three neighborhoods, one being the rich area, I filled 2/3 of my pillow case.

[SamwiseRed]

was aight, i didnt get any just my kid lol

[pharmakos]

when i was 19, my friend 23-year-old friend Paul and i were on our way to a Halloween party, and decided to be dumbasses and stop at some houses to try to trick-or-treat some candy. we were obviously too old to be trick-or-treating (we both had goatees), and most houses just laughed and turned us away candyless.

then we made it to the party, and our friend Mike was there. Mike's only a year younger than me, but he's pretty short and has a baby face and so looks really young. he was dressed as Stoner Bear... like a Care Bear, but with a pot leaf on his stomach. he thought it would be funny to hit some houses with us, so we went back out and tried to trick-or-treat some more.

apparently everyone just looked at his baby face, and not at the giant pot leaf on his stomach. from that point onward, no one turned us away for being too old. we still make fun of him for it.

tl;dr -- i was a loser when i was 18.

[SamwiseRed]

good story but the tl dr part made me chuckle heartily.

[K|mm Barely]

http://nikkigsblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/mailman.jpg

Samwise costume in the bedroom after recent allegations.

[Retti_]

good story but the tl dr part made me chuckle heartily.

Lol was the o ly part I read and chuckled

[pharmakos]

dunno why i qualified it with "when i was 18"

because i still am

[Not_Kazowi]

Spent Halloween in Moscow banging my hot Russian fiancé. Not rly mad. I commend you for doing something on Halloween but I would rather stay home and eq than be around those girls. Sorry they aren't attractive at all. Maybe the middle one kinda but that's all.

[Recycled Children]

Alright the lady on the left is obviously a 55 year post op tranny but the two girls in the middle are pretty good looking. What's with everyone's unreasonably high standards? I can't imagine any of you are bringing much to the table as far as looks go.

[Not_Kazowi]

Middle one is 7/10 maybe. Right one looks like a chubby mixed race and I can't hang bros

[Smedy]

right one looks great, maybe a good angle, left one looks like a tranny or 60+ middle ok

russian bride? rexx cmon *****, u prefer starved white pale bitch over a crazed tan latina bitch

i guess u always gonna prefer the shit you don't see too much off, im sick of starved pale bitches

[Dullah]

Arent mail order brides supposed to be delivered to your house?

[Smedy]

Not sure why that term was coined but no, i think you always have to pick em up.

You think they could afford the shipping costs on their own?!

[K|mm Barely]

http://i.imgur.com/I38BQ6d.jpg

[Not_Kazowi]

This chick makes American girls look like the trash in that photo bro. I will send you some photos smedy

[Shrubwise]

dunno why i qualified it with "when i was 18"

because i still am

Protip: full beard <or> mustache. Unless you wear a fedora or got DAT double chin there's no excuse for a goatee ya heard?

[Lionfish Roundup]

when i was 19, my friend 23-year-old friend Paul and i were on our way to a Halloween party, and decided to be dumbasses and stop at some houses to try to trick-or-treat some candy. we were obviously too old to be trick-or-treating (we both had goatees), and most houses just laughed and turned us away candyless.

then we made it to the party, and our friend Mike was there. Mike's only a year younger than me, but he's pretty short and has a baby face and so looks really young. he was dressed as Stoner Bear... like a Care Bear, but with a pot leaf on his stomach. he thought it would be funny to hit some houses with us, so we went back out and tried to trick-or-treat some more.

apparently everyone just looked at his baby face, and not at the giant pot leaf on his stomach. from that point onward, no one turned us away for being too old. we still make fun of him for it.

tl;dr -- i was a loser when i was 18.


yes you were

[pharmakos]

Protip: full beard <or> mustache. Unless you wear a fedora or got DAT double chin there's no excuse for a goatee ya heard?

neatly trimmed beard > goatee > mustache > wild neckbeard

[HippoNipple]

when i was 19, my friend 23-year-old friend Paul and i were on our way to a Halloween party, and decided to be dumbasses and stop at some houses to try to trick-or-treat some candy. we were obviously too old to be trick-or-treating (we both had goatees), and most houses just laughed and turned us away candyless.

then we made it to the party, and our friend Mike was there. Mike's only a year younger than me, but he's pretty short and has a baby face and so looks really young. he was dressed as Stoner Bear... like a Care Bear, but with a pot leaf on his stomach. he thought it would be funny to hit some houses with us, so we went back out and tried to trick-or-treat some more.

apparently everyone just looked at his baby face, and not at the giant pot leaf on his stomach. from that point onward, no one turned us away for being too old. we still make fun of him for it.

tl;dr -- i was a loser when i was 18.

A 20 year old went to my coworkers house last night and tried to trick or treat without a costume on. A buddy of my coworker answered the door and ended up pouring a beer in his pumpkin bucket of candy and told him to get the fuck out of here.

[Kraftwerk]

A 20 year old went to my coworkers house last night and tried to trick or treat without a costume on. A buddy of my coworker answered the door and ended up pouring a beer in his pumpkin bucket of candy and told him to get the fuck out of here.

What if he had the same problem as Robin Williams in Jack, and only looked 20 but was really 5 years old? I would feel bad about dumping beer into a handicapped 5 year olds candy.

[Vile]

pras rexx

[JayN]

A 20 year old went to my coworkers house last night and tried to trick or treat without a costume on. A buddy of my coworker answered the door and ended up pouring a beer in his pumpkin bucket of candy and told him to get the fuck out of here.

Was that before or after you asked for ID; man I hope you guys beat him mercilessly to within inches of his life!

It mustve impressed those drunk 14 year olds you were trying to bang, hope no one called the authorities on you studs!

[HippoNipple]

Was that before or after you asked for ID; man I hope you guys beat him mercilessly to within inches of his life!

It mustve impressed those drunk 14 year olds you were trying to bang, hope no one called the authorities on you studs!

It was a coworker, not me, and they are all married with kids in their 30's. Also, the kid didn't have a costume.

[HippoNipple]

I believe it went something like

"trick or treat"
"Jesus kid how old are you"
"20"
poor beer in candy
"get the fuck out of here"

Sorry if that upsets you, I got a chuckle out of it this morning.

[JayN]

I believe it went something like

"trick or treat"
"Jesus kid how old are you"
"20"
poor beer in candy
"get the fuck out of here"

Sorry if that upsets you, I got a chuckle out of it this morning.

Confirmed all boned up and no one to bone, sorry ill get back to rustling my own jmmy

[Something'Witty]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7OaxcDcRhqo/T_ncO1CUvNI/AAAAAAAAHRY/vSUOcRCF0-o/s1600/tumblr_m536fvxHKN1qf9fto.gif

U mad?

Nope~

[runlvlzero]

Some people fuck inanimate things y'know.

[pharmakos]

i bet kagatob has one of those realistic japanese sex dolls

[runlvlzero]

I would, have one as an art peace, and fuck it at least once just to know. The cheap ones suck though. Would need to be one of those million dollar ones, that you need to basically fly out and work with the guy on to get done right.

[K|mm Barely]

Would bang again you mean.

[runlvlzero]

Would bang again you mean.

I banged a fleshlight once, but that doesn't count.

[K|mm Barely]

http://i.imgur.com/HYpFZCP.gif

[runlvlzero]

http://i.imgur.com/HYpFZCP.gif

Don't hate, appreciate :p

[K|mm Barely]

http://i.imgur.com/ZDMVjmr.jpg

[runlvlzero]

http://i.imgur.com/ZDMVjmr.jpg

You are so modest and sensative ;)

[runlvlzero]

Also that looks like a fake. (Real doll?)

[runlvlzero]

The neck is really fucking weird.

[runlvlzero]

Torso really lacking in musculature and definition. Like it's just a one piece mold.

Sorry not doin it for me.

[SamwiseRed]

http://gucomics.keenspace.com/costumes/aanaliacostume.jpg

[runlvlzero]

http://gucomics.keenspace.com/costumes/aanaliacostume.jpg

7/10 for pulling off the nerd shit and not lookig completely sickly, retarded, and fail.

[SamwiseRed]

not gonna lie, i would duo seafuries with her anyday. 50/50 split on loot.

[SamwiseRed]

ah found a good deal wit it gif

http://weknowgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/lol-*****-you-old.gif

too bad so small :(

[Shrubwise]

I believe it went something like

"trick or treat"
"Jesus kid how old are you"
"20"
poor beer in candy
"get the fuck out of here"

Sorry if that upsets you, I got a chuckle out of it this morning.

Supplying alcohol to a minor is a felony

[pharmakos]

I banged a fleshlight once, but that doesn't count.

wait, just once?

does that mean that you borrowed someone's fleshlight?

ewwwwwwww

[Retti_]

ah found a good deal wit it gif

http://weknowgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/lol-*****-you-old.gif

too bad so small :(

fruit booter

[runlvlzero]

wait, just once?

does that mean that you borrowed someone's fleshlight?

ewwwwwwww

lol nah, a few times, i only owned 1 tho. TBH not as good as old fashioned masturbation or regular sex, or oral. might be fun with a partner XD

[K|mm Barely]

I have never and will never use a non real flesh flesh light.

Step your game up betas.

[Dullah]

I have never and will never use a non real flesh flesh light.

Step your game up betas.

Should have just clarified this in first post instead of fronting.

[runlvlzero]

Should have just clarified this in first post instead of fronting.

[K|mm Barely]

Not fronting. Sometimes I can share photos, sometimes parties have NDAs. Nerds wouldn't know about dat tho

U mads tho

[runlvlzero]

Not fronting. Sometimes I can share photos, sometimes parties have NDAs. Nerds wouldn't know about dat tho

U mads tho

Sounds really elite. I never had to sign a piece of paper to have fun.

[pharmakos]

sounds like the sort of party where people stand around saying things like "parties were so much better 5 years ago"

[K|mm Barely]

Pretty much an orgy.

Get in my level.

[Retti_]

Hahajahahahhaa

[Not_Kazowi]

pras rexx

Thanks buddy. Come eq again pal

[K|mm Barely]

http://funzoon.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/5913425MEANWHILE_IN_RUSSIA.jpg

[Something'Witty]

Random side note - Have you ever seen a ballerina dancer's feet?
http://i.imgur.com/IWlHn.jpg
http://cdn.blisstree.com/files/2012/06/balletdancerfeet.jpg

[runlvlzero]

You know there's potential for prosthetics these days that could really enhance Ballerina performance.

[Colgate]

difference between my halloween night and yours:

i wasn't posting in this thread

[runlvlzero]

difference between my halloween night and yours:

i wasn't posting in this thread

/ownt

[Sektor]

difference between my halloween night and yours:

i wasn't posting in this thread

lol WINNER

[K|mm Barely]

http://static.tumblr.com/qzlpe6e/s1Sm9i9b1/joker_clap.gif#clap%20gif%20299x224

[Nune]

Spent Halloween in Moscow banging my hot Russian fiancé. Not rly mad. I commend you for doing something on Halloween but I would rather stay home and eq than be around those girls. Sorry they aren't attractive at all. Maybe the middle one kinda but that's all.

rexx still rexx