I HAD TWO OPTIONS

[Com_Truise]

PUKE UP ALL THE ALCOHOL I DRANK TONIGHT, OR POST ON P1999.

I CONCUR.

[Com_Truise]

Honestly the first bar night in ages I've gone home alone, I dont' know what to do withymyself. No fuckign way am I logging on my magician to kill spectres.

[Langrisserx]

you should swim fully clothed in a river. its refreshing

[Lionfish Roundup]

you went home alone cause you went to a bar, go to club , more women , better chances, trust me !

even if you suck at dancing, most places like here in florida have free drinks till midnight, and the same places usually have free drinks for ladies till 1 or 2, after that I send Jessica + Nicole to talk to nerds, one smile , they get a drink , then hand to me

if you haven't got bounced by 3am for puking on nerds you doing it wrong

[jeffd]

tbh main goal at every outing should be puking on nerds

don't talk to ladies, they're gross

[Lowlife]

If you're in Florida, learn reggaeton. Bang puerto ricans. gasolina.

[JayN]

Com truise is the coolest straight legit, last night i took 3rd option driving around with a mini sledge looking for someone

[Gaffin']

If you're in Florida, learn reggaeton. Bang puerto ricans. gasolina.

this

[K|mm Barely]

http://www.thesefriesaregood.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/82d3610988bfbf36d3c987ca77ccdd34_main.jpeg

[Lowlife]

exactly.