Gyno Facebook leaked. Confirmed obese.

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[Nizzarr]

Good one

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[runlvlzero]

It's a Komodo Dragon, one bite is apparently deadly because of the bacteria in their mouths.

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[runlvlzero]

"Saliva

Auffenberg described the Komodo dragon as having septic pathogens in its saliva (he described the saliva as "reddish and copious"), specifically the bacteria E. coli, Staphylococcus sp., Providencia sp., Proteus morgani, and P. mirabilis.[29] He noted, while these pathogens can be found in the mouths of wild Komodo dragons, they disappear from the mouths of captive animals, due to cleaner diets and the use of antibiotics.[29][33] This was verified by taking mucous samples from the external gum surfaces of the upper jaws of two freshly captured individuals.[29][33] Saliva samples were analyzed by researchers at the University of Texas, who found 57 strains of bacteria growing in the mouths of three wild Komodo dragons, including Pasteurella multocida.[12][34] The rapid growth of these bacteria was noted by Fredeking: "Normally it takes about three days for a sample of P. multocida to cover a Petri dish; ours took eight hours. We were very taken aback by how virulent these strains were".[35] This study supported the observation that wounds inflicted by the Komodo dragon are often associated with sepsis and subsequent infections in prey animals.[34] How the Komodo dragon is unaffected by these virulent bacteria remains a mystery.[35]
Research in 2013 suggested that the bacteria in the mouths of komodo dragons are ordinary and similar to those found in other carnivores. They actually have surprisingly good mouth hygiene. As Bryan Fry put it: "After they are done feeding, they will spend 10 to 15 minutes lip-licking and rubbing their head in the leaves to clean their mouth… Unlike people have been led to believe, they do not have chunks of rotting flesh from their meals on their teeth, cultivating bacteria." The observation of prey dying of sepsis would then be explained by the natural instinct of water buffalos, who are not native to the islands where the Komodo dragon lives, to run into water when attacked. The warm, feces filled water would then cause the infections.[36] The study used samples from 16 captive dragons (10 adults and six neonates) from three U.S. zoos.[37]"

Very informative. A+ post. Would not fear Komodo bites if I could properly clean wounds. (though I imagine one of those lizards could fuck u up ez)

[Gaffin']

local pet shop owner had a Tegu that size, they are really chill badass pets but get so huge you have to build a nice inclosure for them, he use to chill on the counter when people walked in and people freaked out, he would chill on the owners shoulder like that and didnt give a fuck, could pet em and all he didnt care and showed no aggression

I had one for about 2 years and got rid of it.

[runlvlzero]

Can you potty train em? like dogs?

[Greegon]

thought they recently discovered that dragons have venom

[NotJeterezpas]

I had one for about 2 years and got rid of it.


jesus christ, kid, stop fucking telling random shitty lies. nobody gives a fuck if you had 1 lizard, two lizards, 5 lizards. just be REAL. nobody judges you for what you have or don't have but the bullshit is irritating as fuck and makes you worthless.

you had no lizard.

stop being a weirdo fuck.

Gaffin, let the healing begin, stop with random lies spewed all over the fucking boards where you're constantly proven to be untrustworthy and confusing as fuck. WE ACCEPT YOU DAWG, relax, be real.

meat cat, out.

[Somekid123]

Jete has a giant boner for Gaffin, must be mad jelly. Hard not to be jelly of players who live outside of Lguk griefing and dont go 50+ cause they cant handle high end pvp.

[Greegon]

"Venom
In late 2005, researchers at the University of Melbourne speculated the perentie (Varanus giganteus), other species of monitors, and agamids may be somewhat venomous. The team believes the immediate effects of bites from these lizards were caused by mild envenomation. Bites on human digits by a lace monitor (V. varius), a Komodo dragon, and a spotted tree monitor (V. scalaris) all produced similar effects: rapid swelling, localized disruption of blood clotting, and shooting pain up to the elbow, with some symptoms lasting for several hours.[38]
In 2009, the same researchers published further evidence demonstrating Komodo dragons possess a venomous bite. MRI scans of a preserved skull showed the presence of two glands in the lower jaw. The researchers extracted one of these glands from the head of a terminally ill specimen in the Singapore Zoological Gardens, and found it secreted several different toxic proteins. The known functions of these proteins include inhibition of blood clotting, lowering of blood pressure, muscle paralysis, and the induction of hypothermia, leading to shock and loss of consciousness in envenomated prey.[39][40] As a result of the discovery, the previous theory that bacteria were responsible for the deaths of Komodo victims was disputed.[41]
Kurt Schwenk, an evolutionary biologist at the University of Connecticut, finds the discovery of these glands intriguing, but considers most of the evidence for venom in the study to be "meaningless, irrelevant, incorrect or falsely misleading". Even if the lizards have venom-like proteins in their mouths, Schwenk argues, they may be using them for a different function, and he doubts venom is necessary to explain the effect of a Komodo dragon bite, arguing that shock and blood loss are the primary factors.[42][43]
Other scientists such as University of Washington State's Biologist Kenneth V. Kardong and Toxicologists Scott A. Weinstein and Tamara L. Smith, have stated that this allegation of venom glands "has had the effect of underestimating the variety of complex roles played by oral secretions in the biology of reptiles, produced a very narrow view of oral secretions and resulted in misinterpretation of reptilian evolution". According to these scientists "reptilian oral secretions contribute to many biological roles other than to quickly dispatch prey". These researchers concluded that, "Calling all in this clade venomous implies an overall potential danger that does not exist, misleads in the assess*ment of medical risks, and confuses the biological assessment of squamate biochemical systems".[44]"

need link 2 high definition animal planet video

[Yagebasto]

kimm's post 99% of time

http://31.media.tumblr.com/9dbd0c92951edcfcd222bf184ee7c794/tumblr_mt2mx8HyWW1rhwe3do1_400.gif

[Greegon]

hmm feels like animal planet

[runlvlzero]

Damn this thread and it's crazy out of control spiral. Can you train a lizard?

[Dullah]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/9dbd0c92951edcfcd222bf184ee7c794/tumblr_mt2mx8HyWW1rhwe3do1_400.gif

Will save this for later.

[Gaffin']

jesus christ, kid, stop fucking telling random shitty lies. nobody gives a fuck if you had 1 lizard, two lizards, 5 lizards. just be REAL. nobody judges you for what you have or don't have but the bullshit is irritating as fuck and makes you worthless.

you had no lizard.

stop being a weirdo fuck.

Gaffin, let the healing begin, stop with random lies spewed all over the fucking boards where you're constantly proven to be untrustworthy and confusing as fuck. WE ACCEPT YOU DAWG, relax, be real.

meat cat, out.

lol what? weirdo fuck is having a lizard once years ago? alright pal i'm a weirdo you got me.

[Lionfish Roundup]

jesus christ, kid, stop fucking telling random shitty lies. nobody gives a fuck if you had 1 lizard, two lizards, 5 lizards. just be REAL. nobody judges you for what you have or don't have but the bullshit is irritating as fuck and makes you worthless.

you had no lizard.

stop being a weirdo fuck.

Gaffin, let the healing begin, stop with random lies spewed all over the fucking boards where you're constantly proven to be untrustworthy and confusing as fuck. WE ACCEPT YOU DAWG, relax, be real.

meat cat, out.

amazing loser in game and forum, good lord