<Just A Phase>

[Ataxio]

Greetings!, My name is Ataxio, and as acting CEO of <Just A Phase> I would like to tell you more about us.

We take not being serious very seriously. The only rules we have are be over 18 irl, respect the servers play nice policy and players, & uphold the guilds ethos. Our pride comes from the integrity we show towards the classic spirit. You will not find an end game or try hard mentality here. You will find a highly diverse group of people that have gathered to reflect the common goal of having fun, and not sacrifice their real lives for it.

The guild was created as sanctuary for the first wave of refugees from Vex Dominus. Nearly all of their officers and higher levels at the time left to found Just A Phase, to keep grouping, and maintain the momentum on the good things Vex had in mind.. Minus the drama. Infact we have a 0 tolerance policy towards the dumpster drama you'll find with some of the high end content on p99. Most all of us are way too high or intoxicated to care about pixels and politics.

What we aren't:
A raiding guild
Incapable of raiding
A mass-recruitment guild
A collection of play hards
Pushovers

What we are:
Neutral
Veterans from ages long past
Family Guys
Wives
Raging Homosexuals
Lizards
Neckbeard Champions

Who should apply:

Individuals looking for a filthy casual guild that delivers more. If you can handle a wide range of adult humor, toxic discussions, and a rainbow of profanities in /gu. Would like to use voice chat, join a tight knit community, or do your own thing. We are always open to players of all levels and classes.

What we offer:
New player assistance
Free guild bank equipment & funding
Leveling groups 20 > 60
Quest / Raid help
Website / Forums / Mumble voice chat
No /gu or voice moderation
D.E.R.P. Squad enrollment.

Contact: Ataxio (Leukos), Proagrious (Graknar), Riyu (Morde), Faate (Saladface), Eternize, or Laok for any matters regarding the guild.

[Cyph]

DO NOT apply IF:
...
You like apple products
...



+1 :D

[mtb tripper]

wait is this a blue or red guild? I see this on both guild discussions

[Ataxio]

Yeah I'm a derp and posted there first :f

We are blue for now.

[Rogean]

DO NOT apply IF:
You like apple products

>=o

[Vynn]

DO NOT apply IF:
You like apple products]>=o

Quite possibly the most important qualification.

[mtb tripper]

apple products arent all that bad

[Harmonicdeth]

I grouped with these weirdos last night in CoM...good people, good laughs, and trannys.

[Ataxio]

It's all true.

Also, removing the rule about apple products in light of our new brethren from EQMac. We won't judge your choices on computer hardware! (anymore)

[Ataxio]

Bump for great justice!

The guild is doing great, new faces urray day. The JAP mobile rescue squad is now a thing, offering emergency medical assistance to select areas of Norrath. See your local JAP member for services.

<Just A Phase>

Derubael approved!
http://puu.sh/5a6fs.jpg

[Ataxio]

DOWNTIME BUMP IS BEST BUMP

[Vynn]

Get in the van! We have the best candy. I promise.

[Ataxio]

bump for great justice

[Moodie]

Cool helpful people

[Ataxio]

Always on the lookout for creative individuals

Send Ataxio, Faate, Proagrious, Loak or Morde a tell at any time for questions.

[Ataxio]

x-mas bump :D

[Laok]

Always on the lookout for creative individuals

Send Ataxio, Faate, Proagrious, Loak or Morde a tell at any time for questions.

It's spelled Laok, n00b!

/facepalm

[Sidelle]

Hi pals. Your guild seems fun and interesting. I might be coming back to play again and when I do I'll probably be looking for a guild. I hope to group with you guys soon for that whole getting-to-know-you stuff. :D

[Laok]

Rogue? Yes please! :)

[Ataxio]

Bump for maximum justice

[Ataxio]

Dungeon Extraction Recovery Personnel, or D.E.R.P. for short, is your one stop rescue service.



D'Vinn camping your corpse? Call D.E.R.P.!
Corpse at emp in seb?? Call D.E.R.P.!
Go A.F.K. in in a wholly inappropriate spot to shave your neckbeard? Call D.E.R.P.!


We may crouch walk in single file Auto Follow across West Karana, but we WILL recover your corpse!

We may pull the entire zone to ensure our safety in the recovery operation (likely it is because Proagrious and Faate are bored), but we WILL recover your corpse!

We might have to evac in the middle of pulling the entire zone and then crouch walk in single file Auto Follow across West Karana again, but we WILL recover your corpse!



Rates:

Most missions below lvl 30 are free.

lvl 30+ zones will impose a slight fee. Any and all services rendered without a resurrect will be significantly discounted if not free. All members are not always available, and pricing will be determined based on the mission parameters and membership availability.
Contact:

Ataxio - D.E.R.P. Security (Corpse recovery, Site security)

Proagrious - D.E.R.P. Airlift (Port, Site security)

Faate Dumper - D.E.R.P. Medic (96% resurrection)

Rasune Vassago - D.E.R.P. Junior Medic (90% resurrection)

Laok Claypool - D.E.R.P. Driver (Corpse recovery, bard things)

Naginni - D.E.R.P. Helicopter Winch Operator (Corpse summon, site security)

Morde - - D.E.R.P. Helicopter Winch Operator (Corpse summon, site security)

[Ataxio]

Bump for extreme justice.

[Ataxio]

Front page updated!

BREAKING NEWS:
Ham sandwiches are now being served in the guild cafe.

[Laok]

Will there be cheese? Cheese, or I'm out!

[Ataxio]

Fantasic hole run last night! My self and sir Feign Death have aquired epic bp / earing. Plus two members getting epiced recently.

MOVEIN UP IN THE WORLD ONE SCRUB AT A TIME.

[Laok]

That's great and all, but where's my sammich!

[Ataxio]

<Just A Phase>

Now with 25% more vitamin C!

[Ataxio]

recruitment for druids, shamans, necros & monks is now closed. Please, no more. not like this... Not like, this.

[Ataxio]

Yaaaaay we went to hate yaaaay raids yaaaaay.

Also, ask about our life insurance!

[Ataxio]

Bhump

[Ataxio]

Bermp

[Tsuran]

I am a new P99 player, retired four boxer on EQ Live. I am playing a High Elf Cleric named Tsuran. Any room for me? More details about me in tells if you have room for me. :D

[Ataxio]

As of this posting <Just A Phase> is now in a inactive state. The guilds founders have been recalled back into space to join our bothers in the vast expanse that is EvE Online.

While the guild is not disbanding, we are pausing recruitment, and active membership will be at a minimum. We absolutely will still be around here and there, playing alts ect ect, and will certainly show up for velious. But for the time being, the phase has passed and now its time to end our vacation here.

Come visit us in space! Seek out the Hashashin Cartel in the Great Wildlands region for a good fight! :D

Hashashin Cartel (http://hashashincartel.com/?a=home)

[Relbaic]

I don't approve. Come back to EQ!