How can you update the leaderboard of bad players and clean up the community if this.

[runlvlzero]

is in RnF

For the sake of pixel satefy i'm compiling a list of players that jumped ship and should be considered untrustworthy for future everquest related projects such as Teams99.

Lets get started

Heartbrand

Known Aliases: Heartbrand, Checkraise, "The Main Jew", Jew

Synopsis: Heartbrand started on server around launch 2011, joined Nihilum to fight Holocaust. Became a holocaust spy and leaked inner top secret Nagafen/Vox exploits to Holocaust who later got banned for using this exploit. Later started the "Resistance" to fight Nihilum only to go full 360 and end up in nihilum again with the rebels guildbank in his pocket.

Conclusion: Should never ever be trusted with guildbank or secret information.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------

Gongshow

Known Aliases: Gongshow

Synopsis: Gongshow is a wildcard, highly skilled in the jousting and all around pvp but lacks loyalty to his fellow crew. Can easily be bought with pixels.

Conclusion: Good pvp player, easily blackmailed with pixels. Make sure you get gongshow whatever he wants otherwise you'll loose him.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------

Theough & Kayela

Known Aliases: Walrus, Yeti, Fat

Synopsis: Theough and Kaylea goes together like hand and glove. Both are highly unstable and emotional. This very impulsive couple isn't only terrible at the game but left their long time guild over loot drama only to jump into another loot drama within the new guild almost the same week and ended up going back to their resident guild. They were also involved in stripping/deleting another friends of theirs character that they simply "did not like anymore" (Password leak, had someone else do the dirty deeds for them).

Conclusion: Stay as far away from these players as you can, there's nothing to be gained here, bad at game and can't be trusted. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

---------------------------------------------------------------------------

Littlegyno

Known Aliases: Littlegyno 1.0, Littlegyno 2.0, Littlegyno 3.0, Littlegyno 4.0, Littlegyno 5.0, Littlegyno 6.0, Littlegyno 7.0, Littlegyno 8.0, Littlegyno 9.0, Tyrionn

Synopsis: Gyno is a known RMT user, will pay to get plvl in pizzas or blooming onions. Has a good sense of humor and all around funny guy, does not contribute to any pvp or pve related things.

Conclusion: Wont lead you to great pvp victory, but will make you laugh. Can probably be trusted if your guild already has 51% of "aimchat" in GC.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------

Gloinzz

Known Aliases: Gloinzz, "The PVP Champ", Boozie Fade

Synopsis: Gloinzz is the peoples champ, who fight with the poor against the rich. That was until this fellow shortie decided to leave his poor walmart pals to get some free pixels, only to later get banned for unknown reasons (MQ?)

Conclusion: Cool level headed guy, he left his pals but i think this might have been a one time thing, was highly influensed by Grozz's brother Roggeh on that topic.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------

Sektor

Known Aliases: Sektor, Sektorx

Synopsis: Known RMT kingpin, bought his entire stock of characters. Came to red99 with good intentions, ended up like many joining the very thing he swore to fight against.

Conclusion: Great guy to contact if you're quitting the box for obvious reasons.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------

* MORE UPDATES COMING WHENEVER I'M BORED AT WORK

Put it back so smedy can resurrect the community. Jesus died for our sins. To let us throw our stones and name the witches of R99.

This is the only way.

Smedy we can put up a website and link to it 4 u or something. What say you? you got a web.

Should be a sticky IMO.

[heartbrand]

You realize that quarterlies are paid to the IRS, not other people, right?

[runlvlzero]

* UPDATES 2013-10-04

EZPK

Known Aliases: Ezpk, Combobreaker

Synopsis: The EZPK story is a story of broken friendships and deceit. EZPK was known for his moodswings that came on regular occasions but that didn't keep his pals from giving him access to various high end pixel accounts. For months EZPK was trying to get his monk a tstaff without success and one day he had enough. In a flurry of assburgers and rage he jumped on a guildmate & longtime friends account and snatched a tstaff and promtly deguilded himself with said loot in pocket in order to join nihilum. Shocked by this the rebels in Azrael stood by to watch one of their maintanks being snagged up by the evil empire of Nihilum, or so they though. Turns out not even Nizzar would have him after his dirty deeds. The server bonded in an never before seen effort to grief EZPK off the server, it was a glorious day for RED99. The story ended happily with EZPK returning the TSTAFF to his former friend and crawling back into the shadows for awhile only to later have his assburgers flare up once more in a act of rage dropping guild again and applying to Nihilum. This time Nizzar took EZPK in, with hopes and dreams of finally getting that sow sword and crown of retirement EZPK joined Nihilum for their weekly dragonslayings in Veeshans Peak only to watch nizzar destory loot that no one else needed instead of giving it to him. EZPK is currenly lurking in the shadows waiting to strike again.

Conclusion: Actively seeks out pvp and loves it, does have temprament issues and perhaps assburgers. Highly dangerous to share account info with but can be an asset in pvp due to neckbeard status.

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------

Ames

Known Aliases: Ames, Ameslinda

Synopsis: Ames came to this server with his great buddy Casey. They both quickly gained a good reputation for being great players and just all around fun people to hang with. Ames always showed issues picking one class and sticking to it while Casey was determined to "do big things" with his druid he kept getting levels and eventually started getting some delicious pixels, such as manastones. During the winter of 2012 Ames was struggling with money and being a student, xmas was getting closer. Feeling like a loser Ames figured he would steal Caseys pixels and sell them on the platlord RMT market to finance food, gifts for family and games on steam for himself. The server never forgets the hurt he put his long time friend in, Casey is making a slow pixel recovery and is almost back to where he got robbed (a year later). Never forget, never forgive.

Conclusion: Funny guy, can get on peoples nerves. Highly dangerous to share account info with and very impulsive. Has a tendency to say "I'll be back" or "afk a sec" only to show up 8 hours later.

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------

Twainz

Known Aliases: Twainz, Tyva

Synopsis: Twainz is not your usual story where the weak fights the rich then gets corrupted by pixels, he is the other way around. Twainz is the rich kid on the block, geared with more than 2 epics, Amulet of Necropotence aka "Precious Pixel" among other fine loots he fought the rebels with a passion until one day he had enough of the constant guild bullshit "Tehrouh & Kayela" spew. In a fit of rage and pride he left Nihilum to fight his new found arch enemies. One can say that that Twainz is a hero for leaving Nihilum but remember he did this when he had every single pixel obtainable to man, perhaps missing one Crown of Retirement. Smedy has gotten to know Twainz and finds him a highly dedicated player who contributes more then others but he might be unreliable when clashing with other personalities that might not fit with him. I'd say twainz has the bard syndrome, that means he is a diva and only another bard with equal diva status can tell him what to do thus he fits perfectly fine for now in Azrael where Lite is running a tight ship telling everyone to shut up and follow his lead into the Yeti caves.

Conclusion: I don't think Nizzar realize what he lost with Twainz. This guy has showed his capabilities by helping turning the tide. That being said Twainz should be considered doubiously due to the fact he left his long time standing guild, no one knows where Twainz will end up when his diva status superseeds the amount of praise he gets from the rebels for doing what he did.

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------

Gaffin

Known Aliases: Gaffin, "Some bluebie"

Synopsis: Gaffin is the new kid on the block. Acting like a 14 year old he spews shit on the forums about how good he is in PVP and tells his fellow bluebies to grow a pair and join RED. Being from RED were not impressed by these small nuts Gaffin is swinging and he finds out the hard way that it really takes more then just talking shit to get noticed over on RED. Gaffin starts swinging from Nihilums nutsack early on, what he doesn't know is that our gatekeepers Samwise and Chewie sees this. Samwise alerts the flowers and orders them to "Man the Harpoons" in order to put an end to the nut swinging. Gaffin proceeds to swing from Nihilums nuts feeling like a champ even though his K/D ratio is in the shitter. One day Gaffin reaches a point where he wants help with his EPIC, what he doesn't realize is that Nihilum doesn't give a fuck about old kunark pixels like epics and in a fit of rage, virginity and assburgers he ends the nutswinging and proceeds to swing from Azraels nuts instead. Currently Gaffin is swinging from the rebels nuts thinking he is in the clear, but know this young one... Smedy has his big ugly smiling face looking at you like saurons all seeing eye. I see your every move and it is being recorded. One wrong step and you'll find yourself locked in a dark room alone with Samwise somewhere deep within the shire, this is something you do not want, prepare your anus.

Conclusion: Gaffin can't be trusted. Highly emotional player who changes his opinion on the flip of a dime. I can't say much about his pvp capabilities but knowing he is from blue i'd say they are poor at best.

* MORE UPDATES COMING

[Syft]

This may be the greatest post I've ever read and on point too. Love the font as well Don't forget Retti/Duress another turncoat traitor.

[Andis]

I NEED MORE SMEDY

DONT STOP BRO

INFORM THE PEOPLE

[Retti_]

Syft you just joined server 3 months ago forgot to say welcome

[Sektor]

the first ones were funny these ones seem like you've trying to hard

[Sirken]

i moved the thread because of posts that were made after the OP.

step 1) learn to interact with each other like grown ups
step 2) build community

<3

[Something'Witty]

step 1) learn to interact with each other like grown ups
step 2) build community

<3

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQuwXfQwAhcWL3E3jaJrlD1Znwnevl5Q M5zmi9u-HOO_bCgSz1j

[SamwiseRed]

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR9maQHgmrY1hAxwS7umLkW4dLACLPMI 44xR_PnwaILRTHfoxoNrw

[Bessy]

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/3396/eqrm.jpg

[Mingo]

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/3396/eqrm.jpg

I'm confused by this. Am i missing something? 5/30/2013 why would Twainz have Azrael in his signature?

[Andis]

clearly updates with all dates lol

[Mingo]

Yes, i get this now. Very complex.

[Bessy]

Yes, i get this now. Very complex.

You seem to be very slow. Do you have assburgers perhaps?

[runlvlzero]

I have assDoubleQuarterPounders with CHEESE! fuck yeah, MURICA!