Don't Nuke me BRO

[SamwiseRed]

If you would like to be non KOS to me, please reply in this thread. Posting in this thread establishes a pact between us, a NON KOS pact. Pact is void during guild vs guild pvp or in the event one of us commits a great betrayal. Been back 2 days and already 2 people have tried to guilt trip me after attacking them. I am a flower. I will attack anything that moves. There are some exceptions and they know who they are.

For instance, I could never bring myself to attack Casey, Lewis, Smedy, Basiah, Mornin, and a few others. I just cant do it. I'll just stand there and graciously accept death.

In the event that 2 guilds become involve, I will ally the underdog then kill them afterwards. Pras.

THE LIST:
Chuck (if I know its him)
Mornin
Cast
Smedy
Casey
Lewis
Basiah
Karsten (pending confirmation)
Alecta
Saidin (unless nilly tagged)
Chubs (sorry I attacked you a few months ago, thought you were being boxed)
Cwall/Colgate
Chillum
Wanyo (the real one)
Nez
Hexica
Solsek
Salty
Nirgon
Faerie/Nellodee
Wolfram (my RL brother)
Meril
Jenn/Jenny
Gotrocks
All da Flowers

[SamwiseRed]

relevent

http://i.imgur.com/eTmTExZ.jpg

dont guilt trip me bro :( dont like it, ruins immersion. also is this even the real Iucky? The real Iucky traded his druid for a mage named Swaggen.

oh and ding 53.

[Alecta]

Please don't nuke me. The shire needs someone to watch over her.

[SamwiseRed]

Please don't nuke me. The shire needs someone to watch over her.

Let it be known that a formal contract between Samwise and Alecta the defender of the Shire are on good terms and NOT KOS towards one another.

[HeisChuck]

pras sam

[Retti_]

I dont understand the winged death copies but I enjoy screenshots

[ncapatina]

UI not classic.

[raka]

Iucky major fagbomb. Literally patrols skies dispersing particle nuggets of fag all over desperate streets of norrath.

bad peoples

would not cuddle, snuggle, or ZJ

bomp these no good faggers

[SamwiseRed]

I dont understand the winged death copies but I enjoy screenshots

sorry i just dinged 53, havent dinged on samwise since first week on kunark launch. I love me dots :)

[Legend]

this post reeks of emotional distress

[big mouth chew]

grats on 53 :)

[SamwiseRed]

this post reeks of emotional distress

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-MPCwVsUkqS8/USMCRo-DKpI/AAAAAAAABJU/mptkMMV-Nzo/s1600/samwise+2.gif

[SamwiseRed]

relevent self troll (lol'd on this one)

http://i.qkme.me/3pyxq3.jpg

[Colgate]

did not read thread only saw a list without my name and got disappointed

[SamwiseRed]

did not read thread only saw a list without my name and got disappointed

ill gladly stay non KOS to the grandmaster

[Andis]

id have to agree with colgate here

if you dislike nihi, you a pal of mine.

[SamwiseRed]

okay andis, i remember this one time in RV :P I even stood next to the cleric GM and you still Blizzard'd us all lol

[Andis]

I was thirsty man

can blame the redness in me

it overcomes sometimes and I apologize in advance.

[SamwiseRed]

i lol'd hard honestly. I was like, this ***** aint gonna do shit next to this GM. nope you still fired the druid shotgun at us.

[Andis]

but I will say this....Flowers I do not like

AND a bunch are nuthuggin Nihilum so...

dunno bout this truce

[SamwiseRed]

but I will say this....Flowers I do not like

AND a bunch are nuthuggin Nihilum so...

dunno bout this truce

dem are fightin words where i come from

[Andis]

im not lying tho, how can you claim to be FoH, and hate nihilum

when a bunch of FoH are on the Nihi nuts

[ChubbyBubbles]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljk3csoUgx1qin0huo1_500.png

[SamwiseRed]

would bang

[karsten]

would bang

[kluya]

i doubt youd remember me but i would not kos you (i only play like twice a month anyways lol)

[gotrocks]

dont nuke me sam.

[runlvlzero]

I do not wish to fight the Samwise in mortal combat.

[Langrisserx]

Iucky is fggot

[big mouth chew]

dem are fightin words where i come from

me2

and sam yuo can nuke me if its for a good reason

[SamwiseRed]

would never nuke u pal but since we are guilded atm, no reason to put you on THE LIST.

[Fame]

Real lucky reporting in Sam, I'm on iady these days, 46 mage. Swaggen went to the darkside:(

[SamwiseRed]

DUDE i knew it wasnt u. he claimed to be and i was like naw naw real Iucky (Fame) traded his druid away. Thank you Fame. The guilt is gone now.

now i can be real real, current Iucky said he would help Painbow (Nihilum) kill me whenever he is on. Azrael has a nilly sympathiser in their ranks. I kept it on the low down cuz i wasnt sure if it was really u or not. pras.

[Fame]

Still here standing strong against the fascist regime comrade.

[Kraftwerk]

I don't log on, but am currently guilded in <Classic Full Red Retard Dawn> and only want to kill Nilly.

[SamwiseRed]

nah i still play but i need pvp

i NEED it

[SamwiseRed]

list is growing, would make one hell of a guild.

[Nirgon]

I'd come at you in game tho

[SamwiseRed]

my respect for your forumquesting exceeds all. ill gladly be sent to hell by your hands.

[SamwiseRed]

dunno but hes always in rivervale providing overwatch for Mayor Grubbin

[Humerox]

you'll have to nuke me when I get in range I'm traveling incognito

[dethbringre]

Samwise, you have provided me with insightful information regarding my paladin, I will befriend you. Not that it would matter, you would most likely slay my sorry ass anyway.. Man im bad at pvp :(

[SamwiseRed]

Samwise, you have provided me with insightful information regarding my paladin, I will befriend you. Not that it would matter, you would most likely slay my sorry ass anyway.. Man im bad at pvp :(

i suck too mang, i just play fer fun :)

[SamwiseRed]

i was hunting you haha, then i remembered the time you and tune gangbanged me bard style in MT. my confident dropped and i gated.

also twainz, ive seen that look in your beady eyes when you see a red name, your lust for blood is like Andis, no contract/pact can stop you once youve tasted blood.

[SamwiseRed]

bards make me nervous dawg.

[HippoNipple]

Sweet, it looks like 80% of the 52+ population has a truce, at least there will be yellow text when nihilum logs in once a week to try and fill the bank with pixels

[dethbringre]

plenty of war down south in the lowbie land though!

Sat through 30 mins of Mez lock outside of CB just now, nearly pissed my pants waiting for some action lol

Now I respect the MR

[Ebony]

Add my SK & Druid (Ebony & Aneres) to your non KoS pact, Sam. I've always liked you & had you non KoS already.

You can add my cousin's Enchanter Sarena to the list also. She shares her account with me & she's very kind to people who don't attack her lol

[Agatha]

samwise i must say, i want to be on your KOS list. not because you are not my friend, but because you ARE MY FRIEND.

With love :) see you on the battle field.

[Smedy]

i will defend samwise against my own until the end of days pals, that guy just 2 legit 2 get dirtnapped

[Smedy]

bards make me nervous dawg.

for good reasons, don't fuck around with a bard, i've tried it on several occasions and been stunned 99% of these occasions

[Agatha]

These occasions do suck indeed.

[Silent]

I might not know you, Maybe I do if you were former vztz player also, otherwise probably not. but some frnds up on that list you have there, most of their friends are good with me. But recently with this whole FoH nihi alliance thing its hard to see. I won't kill you, Unless your taking the flowers side of nihi ;o

[big mouth chew]

how come theres never any alliances when im online??? i shower

[Fame]

I dunno wtf this flowers nihi is, I thought a few flowers went AZ and I've never seen any pro-nihi talk in guild chat. I'm in Flowers on lady and have no intention of ever going corporate.

[Thakisis_VZ]

for good reasons, don't fuck around with a bard, i've tried it on several occasions and been stunned 99% of these occasions

confirmed

[rusty81]

Uhhhh...


Don't nuke me, Bro! :cool:

[Versch]

I've had a long-standing grudge with the hordes of halfer druids since the days of the SZ good/newt battles. So as long as you call Rivervale home, you'll always be kos to me...well, once I grind a few more levels at least.

[Nothxu]

Is this a list of homosexuals on the server?

[karsten]

whoa dude, WHOA

[Retti_]

Cant attack people on blue

[gotrocks]

Nudity permitted per Rogean nooblet. Adsense acct lost.

truth.

also, sam add me to the list :)

[Jenni D]

Requesting an add, incase for the future

[HippoNipple]

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/underboob-pics-26.jpg

Keep it classy kimm

[SamwiseRed]

I get a tell from someone I've never heard of named Together. He asked for a port. I was gonna give him a port until he sent me a tell calling me box pal. Immediately I reviewed the list of box pals on this thread and could not find him. Liars go to hell so I might as well be the one to send him there.

http://i.imgur.com/akV2s6N.jpg

I later find out its the same guy playing Iucky. This scum was setting me up but in the end he got roasted.

[SamwiseRed]

So I log in and go to the highkeep Inn for some R and R when I stumble upon a Nilly killing noble men just trying to gamble at the casino. A fight breaks out, security jumps all over me, and we end up getting pushed to the entrance of highkeep. Bristlebane whispered in my ear to dot this bitch up, so I did. Must have been a storm or something because for some reason she never popped over to the other side of the zone. Either that or she threw her modem out the window. Anyways half an hour a later I get booted from HHK where I stumble upon her body.

She must have logged on fully doted and died.
http://i.imgur.com/GwKmeXv.jpg

I was not pleased, I just come back from a long break and really wanted some YT. She starts up a dialogue with me and we talk a bit. She ends the convo with, "oh well, fun stuff"...

EXCUSE ME!? You wormed your way out of dying an honorable death and I lost the chance to be pras'd by the entire server for killing a zergling. You want fun? I'll show you a good time, right after I send you straight to hell with the rest of the zerglings I dispatched in the past. Justice was coming, if only she had not come back..

http://i.imgur.com/SVVbMhg.jpg

oh well, fun stuff :)

[Fame]

FoH was too much for me, had to go to go with my roots, I'm in the Club now strippin on the side and helping noobs so the server never goes hungry again. Add lady to the list too pls brother sam

[Fame]

http://i.imgur.com/SVVbMhg.jpg



Poor Earth lol, dude been lookin for the torch for weeks now, pretty rough right of passage. Fear not young Mageling, I will be heading into that dank lair tonight in search of a torch for you.

[Legend]

rants and flames shits weak

killing people afk, and gating out to fully buff and med then gate back

[SamwiseRed]

rants and flames shits weak

killing people afk, and gating out to fully buff and med then gate back

uh who was afk?

[Smedy]

I get a tell from someone I've never heard of named Together. He asked for a port. I was gonna give him a port until he sent me a tell calling me box pal. Immediately I reviewed the list of box pals on this thread and could not find him. Liars go to hell so I might as well be the one to send him there.

http://i.imgur.com/akV2s6N.jpg

I later find out its the same guy playing Iucky. This scum was setting me up but in the end he got roasted.

i lol'd hard at that picture, pras samwise

[Aenor]

Samwise you better put Zetan on your KOS list. Flowers trying to come at Angry Wolves.

[SamwiseRed]

Samwise you better put Zetan on your KOS list. Flowers trying to come at Angry Wolves.

May your blade never dull

[Bardalicious]

judging by the size of this list, Sam will no longer attack 85% of the active server population.

bluebie 2 tha bone

[Seary]

Oops sorry samwize, didn't see dis thread. I concur that I shall never be the aggressor between us, in this life or in the next.

-Your Honorable Pal,

Cast IV

[SamwiseRed]

judging by the size of this list, Sam will no longer attack 85% of the active server population.

bluebie 2 tha bone

nihilum is about 50% of the pop

no nihilum is on the list

in fact more than half the list doesnt even play

pras

[SamwiseRed]

i won't attack you ever. you're my dog.

the gyno i remember was my eve pal

my friend you have become a dark lord now, i fear for your soul

[runlvlzero]

i have consumed the power of duke nizzar's semen and become more powerful than u can possibly imagine.

At least he's honest +1 from me.

[SamwiseRed]

had a bro trippin last nite after killing him.

again if you are 50+ and unguilded you will be KOS. not picking a side just as bad as joining nilly imo.

[Greegon]

pls dont send me any more tells