Best character name you've seen here

[susvain0362]

Off the top of my head i guess i would say "Hardinthepaint". He was an ogre or troll too. it was hilarious the guy was roleplaying with it for a minute too lol.

[Skittlez]

Drizzt Do'Urden, for sure. That name has never been used in EQ.

[susvain0362]

i dont get it

[SwordNboard]

Drizzt Do'Urden, for sure. That name has never been used in EQ.

Love the irony. This guy is Grade-A legit.

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I would have to say anyone with a totally original-type, RP style name though.
Like a wood elf ranger I once created named Aetholar Di`Tithe.

or

An iksar necromancer named Ickus Slickus.

I'm the best that never was..

[Flavia]

http://i.imgur.com/mum5xGr.jpg

[senna]

Pretty much any monk name that is a pun on pulling or FD. Too funny.

[Brut]

http://i33.tinypic.com/k2isls.jpg

[webrunner5]

That has to be the winner even if this thread goes 20 pages lol.

[susvain0362]

Love the irony. This guy is Grade-A legit.



i dont get it.

[susvain0362]

I wasnt gonna nominate myself. But i have a track record of names the fans love

Fahndango
Ojdajuiceman
Houndstooth
Dibiase Ted

[Laugher]

lmao Brut

I'd have to say besides the one in Bruts pic there Sascrotch/Saskrotch, it was funny at first when I only knew the Sas with a C, but then I found out there was another with a K, awesome haha

[Flipsyo]

on this server nothing really comes to mind, when i was on live there was a troll shaman named Meshit Mebritches

[kronika]

3chainz was pretty clever. Oldmann Balls comes to mind as well.

[Tikker]

Elvix Pressleaf

Hjerrison Fjord

[Arteker]

Homicide Human lvl 20 human sk.

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

Kimmy Gibbler

[Skittlez]

i dont get it

I don't know how to explain it if you don't know who Drizzt, or the Do'Urden family is. Just trust me when I say it's never been used.

[urbanbo]

Foken Sheet

Rainja Down

[myriverse]

There once was a dark elf named Drizzt
who was too wimpy to be pissed.
Left home to become a ranger;
Still they hate the darkie stranger.

[citizen1080]

Methinks Youregay

Sorrows End

fother mucker

[Langrisserx]

none of those r funny

[Grahm]

my bards name is: Turnup Theradio

[Loto]

none of those r funny

Todd Lerfonlur

[Skittlez]

There once was a dark elf named Drizzt
who was too wimpy to be pissed.
Left home to become a ranger;
Still they hate the darkie stranger.

[indiscriminate_hater]

hahah omg

edit: tried to quote the Shome pic

[Vadd]

Chains Erudites

[Skittlez]

I saw a euridite named Roots. Made me laugh real hard.

[Lune]

Toofleth

[Jfertal]

Saw a human monk a few days ago named Reyjing Hardon

/wave

[Kohedron]

Microscopic Organism ~ the huge Ogre

[fishingme]

always was a fan of "slopppy twelfths"

[Ahldagor]

jim lehey

[kaev]

So, not a single good name on the entire server then? Figures.

[jijii]

Sweet Jesus, the ogre war was good.

Bigpoops the sk is good for: Bigpoops says, ahhhh, I feel much better now.

[Dragonmist]

Ichitu Notts-Mage-Veeshan Pre 2003ish
No others ring a bell atm

[Flipsyo]

Todd Lerfonlur

caught me off guard, laughed pretty good

[thugcruncher]

Taunto,


he's a warrior, duh

[bordbard]

Bowjob the ranger

[Nirgon]

http://s7.postimg.org/9oxecq9rv/nomsayin.png

[Malphite]

Skeleton King, human necro used to see

[Mehrk]

Friend has an EC mule named Gearthief. Was surprised no one had taken it by late 2011~ish.

[Clark]

Napster; Monk

[Porz]

Likii tee'Split ;)

I had never planned to play the monk was going to be a trader until I fell in love.
Held a contest in UR for some gloves in exchange for the best surname and that is what won!

[Tecmos Deception]

A few of these names were pretty good. But most of them are, I assume, what you guys named your mains on live when you were 8 years old and couldn't get "Retardjew" or "Queefqueef" or "Vaginazrcool" because some other 8 year old already beat you to it.

[DrKvothe]

halfling druid- Hairyporter
monk- Shalhoub

[Vibe]

the names folks are posting absolutely suck.
I have the names

Erudin
Andrew

to name a few ;)

[Vibe]

A few of these names were pretty good. But most of them are, I assume, what you guys named your mains on live when you were 8 years old and couldn't get "Retardjew" or "Queefqueef" or "Vaginazrcool" because some other 8 year old already beat you to it.


what he said.

[Jaxon]

Wangstrong Lancelong

[Swish]

A few of these names were pretty good. But most of them are, I assume, what you guys named your mains on live when you were 8 years old and couldn't get "Retardjew" or "Queefqueef" or "Vaginazrcool" because some other 8 year old already beat you to it.

[doeda]

Heyou Overdere

[senna]

Utter cringeworthy names being listed in this thread

[kaev]

So, not a single good name on the entire server then? Figures.

Empty-quoting myself in a terrible thread.

[DrKvothe]

halfling druid- Hairyporter
monk- Shalhoub

Um, clearly you guys didnt read mine.

[Halfelfbard]

Sweeptheleg - Lol'd my ass off. Told em he could join TMO just based off his name.

The best name i ever saw was Pig something, it was just amazing...i had em on my friends list just to see when he was on. Would say hi everyday. Was glorious.

[Lordwhiskers]

I just made a human wizard named Heisensplurge in honor of last night's episode.

[Jarnauga]

lililililililililil.

[Samoht Farstrider]

lililililililililil.

This guy was on Bristlebane back during live.

I just made a gnome enchanter named Pulley. Surname will be Myfinger.

[Karafa]

Bowjob the ranger

yay I got nominated

[webrunner5]

yay I got nominated

Enjoy your time in the sun. Probably the only damn time a Ranger will be mentioned. :D

[Rhambuk]

Sweeptheleg - Lol'd my ass off. Told em he could join TMO just based off his name.

The best name i ever saw was Pig something, it was just amazing...i had em on my friends list just to see when he was on. Would say hi everyday. Was glorious.

Pigsticker barbarian shaman?

[BattleToad]

Battletoad

[Rhambuk]

if were naming ourselves =p

I got a lot of comments back in the day for Rhambuk's surname.

Ogre shaman, surname Slowgre

[thugcruncher]

Battletoad

[billw134]

Koolaidman ogre in EC tunnel in full Rubicite with stein of moggok and crude stein. Think he is in The A-Team.

[Trazic]

I have a soft spot for Dagnabitt Oom, the dwarven cleric.

[Rhambuk]

I have a soft spot for Dagnabitt Oom, the dwarven cleric.

Ha this one is my vote for #1

[Unfun]

Shameless self promotion:
http://i.imgur.com/xCK8Azf.png

[Lottoanyone]

Powhafull Muthafucka in mistmoore like a year ago

[Rage16]

there was a erudite trying to scam in ec tunnel named Nigerian Prince

[Gadwen]

there was a erudite trying to scam in ec tunnel named Nigerian Prince

i lol'd

I really hope that is a true story.

[baramur]

Havent seen a drizzt but there is an arttamis entreri.

[khanable]

Battletoad

[Wudan]

not funny, but best name ive seen around here must be

Sckrilla fo'Rilla

Love it, sounds cool.

[Iliilliill]

lililililililililil.

I didn't make my name any longer because I'm sure no one would ever send me a tell.

[Retti_]

http://s7.postimg.org/9oxecq9rv/nomsayin.png

Lol

[kaev]

Battletoad

Wins thread. Move along citizens, nothing left to see here.

[Elements]

Yurdum

[Picked]

I laugh every time I see Lloyd Christmas...he's an ogre. Good stuff.

[Melbane]

Iksar Monk: Quadzilla
Female Wood Elf Rogue: Critoris

[Rhambuk]

Donttaze Mebro

[Kennie]

I have the best names. No question.

[webrunner5]

I have the best names. No question.

I guess he wins hands down. :D

[saragirl]

Besides my characters names ...

Summers Eve

Hognipples Stopittickles (something close to that)

[Briq]

Lol @ summers eve. Making all of norrath's women confident. Shit really works, too. My gf swears by it

[susvain0362]

i think gaffin deeppockets is one of the best names.

i dont many of the nerds here know that "gaffin" is a verb for stealing in the hood.

black people will say...."yo i gaffed his basketball".

translation = yo i stole his basketball.

[Vosooth316]

how did this post get in this thread. makes no sense. i posting in the best character thread.

/boggle on /boggle OFF

[Reubin]

i think gaffin deeppockets is one of the best names.


It is the name of one of the NPC vendors in the Halfling Rogue guild. So the props for that one have to go to the EQ Devs.

[Vicatin]

Herbe Thyme made me crack up the other day

[Weekapaug]

Not sure I would call it "best" but it certainly made me laugh. Female Dorf with the beard face...

Bearded Clam.

[Victorio]

I saw a monk called:
Stds Arenodrop

[Ennewi]

Not sure I would call it "best" but it certainly made me laugh. Female Dorf with the beard face...

Bearded Clam.

http://imageshack.com/a/img24/8525/x4fc.jpg (http://imageshack.com/i/0ox4fcj)Uploaded with ImageShack.com (http://imageshack.com)

[Trojanman]

I remember seeing a gnome named "Bacondrapes" in SK

[kaev]

When you name every char Baconxxx you might manage to be briefly amusing once in a while. Just like a stopped clock is "right" twice a day. Names on this server, and especially most of the names lifted out from under various rocks in this thread, are overwhelmingly uncreative and uninteresting to most anybody who made it past middleschool.

[Trojanman]

When you name every char Baconxxx you might manage to be briefly amusing once in a while. Just like a stopped clock is "right" twice a day. Names on this server, and especially most of the names lifted out from under various rocks in this thread, are overwhelmingly uncreative and uninteresting to most anybody who made it past middleschool.

I feel like I need to explain to you that Bacondrapes is a funny way of describing a vagina...

You are playing a videogame. How about you try to have fun once in a while instead of think everything is terrible.

[kaev]

I feel like I need to explain to you that Bacondrapes is a funny way of describing a vagina...

You are playing a videogame. How about you try to have fun once in a while instead of think everything is terrible.

Fun, funny, what are these things? Oh yeah, that's right, they're subjective and tied tightly to individual emotional reactions. To me, bacondrapes is a childish and unfunny sexual reference suitable for 13-year-old lockerroom humor. It stopped being funny a long time ago. It's not novel, it's not interesting, it's dated and childish and tiresome, quite possibly because I'm not 13 anymore.

[Fame]

Creem Filling -Enc

Thik Stik- Ogre War

[Trojanman]

Fun, funny, what are these things? Oh yeah, that's right, they're subjective and tied tightly to individual emotional reactions. To me, bacondrapes is a childish and unfunny sexual reference suitable for 13-year-old lockerroom humor. It stopped being funny a long time ago. It's not novel, it's not interesting, it's dated and childish and tiresome, quite possibly because I'm not 13 anymore.

You are a grown man playing a videogame. Your life is a childish, unfunny sexual reference suitable for 13-year-old lockerroom humor. It stopped being funny a long time ago. It's not novel, it's not interesting, it's dated and childish and tiresome, quite possibly because you are not 13 anymore.

Just own it and stop being grumpy.

[Millburn]

So not a name I got here on P99 but whenever I get to make an Orc brutish character of sorts I always name him Wesley Crusha. It may not be as funny as I think it is but holy damn do I get the most giant kick out of it.

My favorite was my choppa in WAR, had a greenskin in a starfleet uniform as a forum sig and all. That brought endless enjoyment.

[Vagrant9180]

Reverand White <Supremacy> 26 Cleric

[Dweed]

Resley Snipes ~darkness

[Furniture]

my favorite is Tampone Bloodymess, a red ruby bp wearing troll SK played by my cousin briefly

[Mezzmur]

http://imageshack.com/scaled/800x600/27/y7uv.jpg

[Portasaurus]

years ago I used to play with someone named Joocan Dooeet and it made me happy every time I saw him

[Kohedron]

When I played on shards of dalaya, my pet's name was

Illlllllllllll

[Rupertox]

I gotta create a char called Aaaaalphaongems ;)

[webrunner5]

my favorite is Tampone Bloodymess, a red ruby bp wearing troll SK played by my cousin briefly

I hope it is a Female Troll lol. :p

[Imrick James]

i'd like to nominate myself:

Imrick James
Backkdoor Bootyhunter (rogue)
Dduke Nukem (wiz)
Raidder Nation
Salva Vida (Life Saver in espanol - cleric)
Qizzle Popathizzle
Bookofmormon The'Musical (Bard) ---before Gm's Changed it
Booduh (monk)
Ganjafarmer (ranger)
Treeburner (druid)

[Halfelfbard]

Besides my characters names ...

Summers Eve

Hognipples Stopittickles (something close to that)

OMG sara, i agree aswell with Hognipples as the best name i ever saw.

[amishriot]

i think gaffin deeppockets is one of the best names.

i dont many of the nerds here know that "gaffin" is a verb for stealing in the hood.

black people will say...."yo i gaffed his basketball".

translation = yo i stole his basketball.

Good of you to take time out of your busy day of slapin hoes and slanging rock to educate us nerds on the ways of da hood

[Weekapaug]

Not sure if this counts, but my favorite NPC name ever is Vun Shatblack.

Honorable mention to Litz B'Dolph.

[Rupertox]

Proffesor Akabao = the best


Dunno what means exactly in english, but in spanish would be like teacher "ended" (when you tell that a person is Acabao, means that he is already nothing, like for example, Roger Federer is already "acabao"

[burkemi5]

On live I grouped with a monk named Cemen, and when he pulled, his inc message was "Cemen exploding on (target)." It was great.


On here I saw someone named "Ropeadope Mcgrope" which I thought was pretty good.

[amishriot]

halfling druid- Hairyporter

This is the best one I've seen

[Sociopath]

Sociopath Misanthropy. Best there is. Dont argue or I'll kill you.

[Oldschoolplayer]

My EC mule

Traderhoes

[Shinko]

Imba

[MaximiusM]

Brosef Ratzinger is a personal favorite on P99.
Close second goes to Trayvon whose corpse was in EC for for long.

Favs from live:
Levaar Burton (Eurdite)
Eyepawd (vah shir bard)

[Autotune]

http://s7.postimg.org/9oxecq9rv/nomsayin.png

This has to be it, just because of that npc response.