What is your CPS?

[Pringles]

What is your CPS? http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/

This is addicting as hell. Kinda fun to mess around with at work, you can just let it run in the background and come back and mess around again whenever.

Just got started this afternoon, up to 26M CPS

[katrik]

lol this is adorable =)

[Millburn]

I'm up to 48 million CPS. I think I'm gonna set a click macro for it before I go to bed and see how much I wake up to in the morning.

[Ahldagor]

why is this so damn addicting?

[Millburn]

I dunno...but I woke up to quite a few trillion cookies, was a very strange feeling of happiness.

[Zadrian]

2.5

[Pringles]

why is this so damn addicting?


I know right?

I've been holding out on you guys. Install this javascript it makes the UI more enjoyable:

http://cookieclicker.wikia.com/wiki/Cookie_Monster_(JavaScript_Add-on)

There are flat out cheats you can load too but this just makes it more fun. Also on linux I installed xdotool, and created a for loop to execute 'xdotool click 1' and yeah..... very helpful for golden cookie frenzies. Mines been running all night at work, you can export it and "take it with you" to another computer but I havent bothered, curious to see what I am. When I left work last night I was at like 1.3B cps.....


P.S. I have the urge to eat cookies all the time now :(

[Zadrian]

I have an army of grandmas

[Swish]

Only stopped due to the onset of carpal tunnel :(

[Zadrian]

Sounds like quitter talk, use your toes.

[Pringles]

Only stopped due to the onset of carpal tunnel :(


setInterval(function() {document.getElementById('bigCookie').onclick();}, 5)
setInterval(function() {document.getElementById('goldenCookie').onclick() ;}, 5)

[Ahldagor]

let it run at night after a couple of hours of sitting at the screen, had to go to bed. woke up and spent me cookies, and have been letting it run since 9am cst. at around 17k cps...i'm eager to get home to hit 100 grandmas

[Pringles]

if you're using chrome execute those 2 javascript lines above in your console (hit f12 then in bottom left click show console), that will auto click the big cookie and golden cookies, also check the wiki page i linked that has the cookie monster addon to show you best buys etc etc.

[Rellapse35]

quit cheating *****s

http://i40.tinypic.com/24xhtfq.jpg

[Stinkum]

http://i.imgur.com/6ydAoaV.jpg

[Rellapse35]

was from a google search for HBB earlier

http://www.project1999.org/forums/showpost.php?p=1127142&postcount=56

[Pringles]

I'm on my 2nd reset (for prestige) with 708 heavenly chips for a base multiplier of 1516%, all achivements unlocked, gonna do the prestige a few more times and see how crazy I can get the multiplier up to.

[Rellapse35]

318million cps 70% achievements unlocked no browser cheats or scripts

[MrSparkle001]

I'm at 801 million cps with no cheats. Why is this game so fun?

[Klendathu]

Damn you, OP.

[Sularus Oth Mithas]

Damn you, OP.

Yeah I have this thing running all the time now. 31.5 millions cps - started last night, no cheats.

[Thulack]

And this is why people think things like weed are addictive lol. It's the personalities of people. If someone can sit there and click something a million times with no real goal out of it you have issues.

[Ahldagor]

can't...stop...clicking...


it's like camping a mob with an increasing number ticker

[MrSparkle001]

And this is why people think things like weed are addictive lol. It's the personalities of people. If someone can sit there and click something a million times with no real goal out of it you have issues.

What makes you think we are all clicking? I mostly let it go by itself, and only occasionally sit there looking for golden or red cookies.

[Pringles]

Damn you, OP.

hehehe you're welcome :)

[Gadwen]

This is the future. Children and grandmas working side by side in factories for their cookie producing overlords.

[Colgate]

got to 239 million without cheats, game is boring

[Zadrian]

So the last I checked I had around 5k cps..

I left my work PC on wednesday morning because I had to go out and work with a client of mine - I haven't been to work since then because I took thursday and friday off.. Extremely curious to see what it will rack up by monday morning, assuming the power hasn't gone out or something.

[MrSparkle001]

I'm up to about 3.218 billion cps. When I get 200 cursors, 100 time machines and 1 quadrillion cookies I'll reset. I'm waiting on two more cursors and another 50 trillion cookies after that so I can get the quintillion fingers upgrade. I want to see how much of a cps boost +100 cookies per non-cursor object will be.

(+100 million or so cps including the extra multiplier from 200 cursors achievement. No big deal)

http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/5672/m473.png

[Zadrian]

Is it me, or do the grannies become significantly more cynical as time goes on?

[Orruar]

Is it me, or do the grannies become significantly more cynical as time goes on?

It's the grandmacolypse.

[Klendathu]

Yeah, gramma's getting pissed.

[Orruar]

For v1.0375, the commands for autoclicking big cookie has changed somewhat. Golden cookie clicks are the same.

setInterval(function() {document.getElementById('bigCookie').click();}, 5)
setInterval(function() {document.getElementById('goldenCookie').onclick() ;}, 5)

[MrSparkle001]

autoclick is for cheaters

[Zadrian]

Seriously, what's the point if you're just gonna autoclick?

[Orruar]

I know, right. Real men just sit there clicking away for hours on end.

[Sularus Oth Mithas]

Haven't done any auto clicking, but I am up to over 1 trillion cps right now. I just bring up the game occasionally, buy more upgrades and leave it to go on it's own for a while and come back and buy more etc.

[Zadrian]

Yeah, gramma's getting pissed.

About to get this upgrade... we'll see what happens...
http://i.imgur.com/PsTb1Cw.png?1

EDIT: (nothing happened - I am disappoint)


I know, right. Real men just sit there clicking away for hours on end.

Lol man, I don't care how you play the game. If you get enjoyment from auto-clicks that's cool with me. I just figure it kinda takes the point out of cookie-clicker.

[Sularus Oth Mithas]

I bought one mind upgrade a while ago and have no t seen anything happen yet. I've heard of things that can happen, but so far I am not seeing it. Outside of creepy messages about melting grannies etc.

[MrSparkle001]

That's about all the grandmapocalypse does. It turns the background into creepier and creepier grandmas the farther you go, opens new upgrades and you start getting red cookies instead of golden.

I just leave the grandmapocalypse running and only turned it off a few times to get the achievements.

[Ahldagor]

202hrs played. 4019065103.7cps

[Pringles]

You want to prevent the grandmapocalypse to get your golden cookie frenzy / click frenzies though - they are money.

[MrSparkle001]

Yeah if you're actively clicking. If not then just let it go.

202hrs played. 4019065103.7cps

4 trillion in 202 hours without cheating or autoclicking? That's a lot. I'm at 4.6 billion after 168 hours, but I barely click anything.

[Ahldagor]

Yeah if you're actively clicking. If not then just let it go.



4 trillion in 202 hours without cheating or autoclicking? That's a lot. I'm at 4.6 billion after 168 hours, but I barely click anything.

that's billion...
only click when the golden cookies give their multipliers. mainly let it run while sleeping or at work

[pharmakos]

the most cost-effective way to deal with the grandmapocalypse is to just keep buying elder pledges

i'm currently sitting at 4.8 billion CPS. working my way towards the achievement for getting 100 antimatter condensers.... currently have 65 of them

122 hours in

[MrSparkle001]

that's billion...
only click when the golden cookies give their multipliers. mainly let it run while sleeping or at work

Duh, oops.

[pharmakos]

just got my first golden cookie chain... it hooked me up with 666,666,666,666,665 cookies. was able to buy enough upgrades/AMs that i am now at 6.5billion cps

[Klendathu]

There is a lot more thought put into this game than I originally gave it credit for.

[pharmakos]

once you're in the end game, the trick is to keep a lot of cookies in your bank. the amount that the "lucky!" golden cookies give you is either 1/10th of your banked cookies or 12,000x your CPS, whichever is lower.... so in order to get the most out of your golden cookies, you need to have at least 12,000x your CPS banked.

that rule also stacks with the "frenzy"/7x golden cookie, so once you get the upgrade that makes frenzies last twice as long you'll want to keep 7x the above amount in your bank (84,000x your CPS banked)

i'm currently getting at least 8trillion cookies from every lucky cookie i click, sometimes 56trillion if i get a lucky during a frenzy.

[Ahldagor]

anyone else trying to get most if not all achievements then restarting with the heavenly chips? i'm curious of the difference the chips make

[MrSparkle001]

I just reset with 76 chips and am going to try for Neverclick achievement. It's going to take a long time, but the 76 chips give me 252% multiplier with 100 achievements. I'm missing It Does Matter! (100 antimatter condensers), Centennial (100 of everything), Leprechaun (777 golden cookies clicked), and Neverclick (1,000,000 cookies baked with only 15 total clicks).

[pharmakos]

i'm gonna get all the achievements before my first restart

[Ahldagor]

I just reset with 76 chips and am going to try for Neverclick achievement. It's going to take a long time, but the 76 chips give me 252% multiplier with 100 achievements. I'm missing It Does Matter! (100 antimatter condensers), Centennial (100 of everything), Leprechaun (777 golden cookies clicked), and Neverclick (1,000,000 cookies baked with only 15 total clicks).

nice. figured those would be the hardest to get though. well most time needed.

i'm gonna get all the achievements before my first restart

been the goal for me, but i think there's some you just can't get unless you restart

[MrSparkle001]

Yeah I don't think 100 antimatter condensers is possible without resetting unless you're willing to wait weeks. They cost an absolute fortune. 100 time machines was long enough.

[pharmakos]

the moment i restart i will get all the heavenly chip achievements... then i just need to get neverclick.

i almost have 100 antimatter condensers. currently i have 80 of them.

if you build up your bank, golden cookies give you a ridiculous amount of cookies. i just got 77trillion cookies from getting a lucky GC during a frenzy.

[Orruar]

Heavenly chips make a huge difference. After 3 resets, I had such a high multiplier from heavenly chips that I got back up to 100 of everything within like two hours. I'm pretty sure the game is meant to be played with resets once a day or so.

[pharmakos]

http://i44.tinypic.com/2yy8hnl.png

[Ahldagor]

Heavenly chips make a huge difference. After 3 resets, I had such a high multiplier from heavenly chips that I got back up to 100 of everything within like two hours. I'm pretty sure the game is meant to be played with resets once a day or so.

that would make sense. think i might let it run for a day or so then reset and see what all i can do with the heavenly chips.

anyone seen the four boss things? they're listed on the wiki, but not too trusting of it.

[pharmakos]

the boss things are just in dungeons, which are currently only available in cookieclickerbeta

i'm up to 17billion CPS. i got a x777 click frenzy during a regular x7 frenzy. according to the wiki, you can get about 12 hours worth of cookies in 30 seconds if you get a click frenzy during a frenzy. :)

[Ahldagor]

the boss things are just in dungeons, which are currently only available in cookieclickerbeta

i'm up to 17billion CPS. i got a x777 click frenzy during a regular x7 frenzy. according to the wiki, you can get about 12 hours worth of cookies in 30 seconds if you get a click frenzy during a frenzy. :)

niiiiiiccceeeee

[pharmakos]

^^ happened again this morning, i got 1.5quadrillion cookies in 26 seconds haha

i'm up to 89 antimatter condensers. my next one is going to cost just over 1 quadrillion cookies.

[Ahldagor]

damn. i'm close to 200 grannies but i'm proly gonna reset soon. got the 200 clickers tho.
heavenly chips seem to be the way to go for the 100 condensers.

[pharmakos]

to a sane man, yeah, probably.

i just want to be able to say i did it without HCs =p

large amount of banked cookies + golden cookie farming is seriously powerful, though. i left cookieclicker running overnight and got about the same amount of cookies as i would have gotten in a half hour of tabbing back and forth to CC to try to catch golden cookies.

[pharmakos]

lol golden cookies are so OP. this just happened:

http://i39.tinypic.com/14ccs2d.png

[Gadwen]

Damn look at you cookie tycoons, I'm only at a measly 3 billion CPS.

[Ahldagor]

to a sane man, yeah, probably.

i just want to be able to say i did it without HCs =p

large amount of banked cookies + golden cookie farming is seriously powerful, though. i left cookieclicker running overnight and got about the same amount of cookies as i would have gotten in a half hour of tabbing back and forth to CC to try to catch golden cookies.

i started that way. reset yesterday and now past where i was after 20 hours 8 of those were just me sleeping and letting it run. so i feel pretty good about the reset. kept a save before hand though.