Vacationing in Cabilis for Meat Sacks... err... the other races

[Formal]

I'm looking for soft skins with lots of shiny coins. My masters are suckers for the shiny coins and they tell me I don't have enough to progress with my training of the 3rd Necromancy circle. I have roamed from the glorious Cabalis and haven't found any soft skins so far. I did see Keebla, and while his name made me think he was a soft skin elf, he was a hard scaled like me. I was very disappointed. He had pity on me and increased my killing power temporarily. If you are looking for a great vacation place and you're pretty meaty (you Ogres have too much fat) come to Cabalis and I'll give you a personal tour. I'm sure I'll have a good meal...er I mean you'll have a good time. Remember to bring lots of the shiny coins.....

[Formal]

Curse your fickle and backwards communcation methods.

[ChubbyBubbles]

http://www.notacult.com/images/blartface.gif

You come swamp ! Bring mone i gib you turr, den you take nap in dirts!

[gotrocks]

http://www.notacult.com/images/blartface.gif

You come swamp ! Bring mone i gib you turr, den you take nap in dirts!

This was litterally the perfect thread for u

[Formal]

There isn't anything in your swamp that I want Chubby. Perhaps if you take a cruise on the Bloated Belly you can come see the magnificence of Cabilis. I'll show you where to get some Halfings on a stick. I mean... Scaled dog on a stick. You can get lots of "dogs" on a stick for your shiny coins here.

[runlvlzero]

l2writemoarcreatively

[titofuentes]

I thought he was saying he wants people to come so he can pk them. Not everyone's looking for a handout like you hubba. Oh wait..... You don't even play here

+1 OP for at least attempting to be original

[Nads]

You come swamp ! Bring mone i gib you turr, den you take nap in dirts!

Pras

[Stinkum]

+1 OP

[Chronoburn]

Fargle ak Murgledo

[Formal]

It's ok Chrono. I'm pretty sure all of you lesser races are taught to hate us from birth. I don't hold it against you. I'm sure you're still tasty.

[Bardalicious]

all I read was give me money for spells please

I would totally start playing again if you sponser me and let me borrow a fungi till im higher

hell id play any class you wanted me to also

[Colgate]

you're playing a mage and complaining about soloing?

jesus christ

[Bardalicious]

I wud play if fungi , I have a mage its just 0 fun to kill 1 thing then sit down and do nothing.

So basically, from what I can tell you have about 0 friends here on Red99 and you're asking for a fungi and sponsorship to play here again and will literally suck someones dick by playing a specific class for said friendship / sponsorship / ez-mode items.

Yet you have the audacity to come in a roleplaying thread in which the op CLEARLY is baiting people to Cabilis to PK, which you've miscomprehended or misconstrued as him begging for spell money somehow.

A+ now see why everyone shits on you

[Nirgon]

He already tried cleric

Wouldn't even think of trusting him to play an enchanter