View Full Version : WTB Looking for a wife.
Chodan
07-18-2010, 08:53 AM
Yes, this is not a joke. Looking for a female ogre or a female troll to marry me. Being a girl in real life is a bonus, not a requirement. PST.
-Chodan
Uaellaen
07-18-2010, 08:59 AM
how much you paying?
Chodan
07-18-2010, 10:30 AM
Buying her/us them plat fire wedding rings and clarity/haste for the duration of the marriage haha.
Uaellaen
07-18-2010, 10:55 AM
pffff gotta offer more then that to make me create a female troll :o
Omnimorph
07-18-2010, 10:56 AM
Uuaell looks great in a skirt. You should ask him!
Uaellaen
07-18-2010, 10:57 AM
Uuaell looks great in a skirt. You should ask him!
silence! that is OUR secret! :cool:
Chodan
07-18-2010, 10:58 AM
Of course, if we divorce, she'll get half of all I own!
Uaellaen
07-18-2010, 11:00 AM
does that include 50% of your soul? if so its tempting ...
Chodan
07-18-2010, 11:03 AM
Heck, I'm about to go get me one of them mail order brides from China. Save me ! My Chinese isn't fluent enough...must find a native who speaks English reasonably well >_<
Damaja
07-18-2010, 11:08 AM
ok this is taking it a bit too far isn't it? lol
Chodan
07-18-2010, 10:43 PM
to the top! still looking. someone help me out!
astarothel
07-18-2010, 11:49 PM
does that include 50% of your soul? if so its tempting ...
We all know exes take 100% of your soul. Only 50% is a bargain!
Chodan
07-24-2010, 12:14 PM
bump. still searching!
Idyar
07-26-2010, 03:21 PM
I'll marry u !
Remiel
07-26-2010, 05:00 PM
Buying her/us them plat fire wedding rings and clarity/haste for the wedding night.
fixed
Ttarkatt
08-15-2010, 02:20 AM
If you're doing a mail order bride, you don't need to be fluent in Chinese, just point! ;)
Noleafclover
08-16-2010, 12:47 AM
Lol. EQ marriages... def. classic.
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