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phacemeltar
09-04-2013, 12:54 AM
i made this joke earlier to a dude with ED and he said he was gona report me. did i do something wrong?

phacemeltar
09-04-2013, 01:06 AM
btw these scumbags are some KS-ers, which i have now witnessed twice. also they do not seem to know there are server rules.

t0lkien
09-04-2013, 01:23 AM
As someone who played on Tarew Marr, I would say they are simply living up to the name ;)

webrunner5
09-04-2013, 06:10 AM
I guess you could say they are a "Limp Dick Guild". :D

Swish
09-04-2013, 08:12 AM
inb4 RnF

Tecmos Deception
09-04-2013, 08:23 AM
I saw your cleric online in a blue screenshot the other day Swish.

Blue99 needs you!

FoxxHound
09-04-2013, 08:38 AM
"Come honor chest"

zel
09-04-2013, 03:10 PM
Is this actually people from old ED or is like 1 or 2 people that wanted to be in ED back on TM and just started here to live vicariously?

Swish
09-04-2013, 03:23 PM
I saw your cleric online in a blue screenshot the other day Swish.

Blue99 needs you!

Could have been me, I did make a brief appearance :p

xerc
10-03-2013, 01:33 AM
p99 ed is NOT recognized by Enlightened Dark. Most EDers from back in the days are in contact. They didnt know bout this... fake ED... until about aweek ago when i mentioned how dick they were.

Ive been in ED for 11 years. p99 ed is not ED. Ok? We are neither little children, selfish mothers, nor petty emotional sadists.

ED are great people, despite if you were pissed we kicked TM's ass raid wise. Still excellent, mature folks.

Laugher
10-03-2013, 02:31 AM
Enlightened Dark exists:

Here
on Vulak? not sure
on Vox
(formerly) Nagafen's Lair emu
and as their own server
coulda sworn I saw a chapter on Fippy too, can't confirm though not gold anymore

I didn't even know they had an original server, they seem to show up on every server I've played in the past like 2 years or so, once played the server

WadeSnaps
10-03-2013, 04:21 AM
Enlightened Dark is a very small guild of some pretty cool ppl. Some of the members are from TW's Enlightened Dark, most aren't. Xerc just sat in guild chat and whined all of the time because we didn't PL him or help his level 19 wizard take down the ancient cyclops, so we booted him. As far as us KS'ing I have no idea about that, but I'm pretty sure you're probably leaving out a big chunk of the story.

xerc
10-03-2013, 04:50 AM
say what ya want bud, this is the only reply youll hear from me. making stuff up (pl?) ...when a guildmember promises to help(yes, he did promise to camp hours), leaving me to camp for 11.5 hours, and then ninjacamps when he finds out im at AC - asking politely in /gu if anyone might be free when it pops isnt insane. its not whining.





p.s: i dare you to post logs of /gu and /t with raz/godspark. prove im little whiny whiner. you wont, because when i see the screenshots i took my brain twists in my skull from the lack of tact and maturity on his part - and the log will be even worse!

goodbye thread. and please for everyones sake grow up raz, act maturely for once.

xerc
10-03-2013, 05:13 AM
oh and the only reason i replied to the above post is because its 100% lies... except that they booted me, and i didnt care because the vibe in p99ED was so bad it was a relief.

so, im sure theres gonna be some sorta rebuttal... just beware and dont believe everything you read. out.

kenzar
10-03-2013, 08:03 AM
Enlightened Dark is a very small guild of some pretty cool ppl. Some of the members are from TW's Enlightened Dark, most aren't. Xerc just sat in guild chat and whined all of the time because we didn't PL him or help his level 19 wizard take down the ancient cyclops, so we booted him. As far as us KS'ing I have no idea about that, but I'm pretty sure you're probably leaving out a big chunk of the story.

Funny you should mention Xerc whining about AC. I have some pretty funny logs of Xerc doing exactly that while he was at AC camp a few weeks ago. As soon as i get out of class and back to my desktop ill post them; its pretty lulzy, dude is definitely one of a kind.

kenzar
10-03-2013, 08:19 AM
i dare you to post logs

O lawd i didnt even read this part earlier lol.

kenzar
10-03-2013, 10:35 AM
...i dare you to post logs...prove im little whiny whiner.

Challenge accepted.
Round 1...
Ready...
FIGHT!


<logged in to see 'Rezzes' on camp>
[Thu Sep 12 10:17:59 2013] You say, 'Dont mind me, just going to afk here while I do some homework'
[Thu Sep 12 10:18:06 2013] You are now A.F.K. (Away From Keyboard).
[Thu Sep 12 10:18:12 2013] You say, 'GK'
[Thu Sep 12 10:18:14 2013] You say, 'GL*'
<ph spawns here>
[Thu Sep 12 10:18:24 2013] Rezzes says, 'NO'
[Thu Sep 12 10:18:33 2013] Rezzes says, 'good luck to you im done'
[Thu Sep 12 10:18:37 2013] You say, 'hehe '
[Thu Sep 12 10:18:39 2013] You say, 'ok :)'
<10 minutes later...>
[Thu Sep 12 10:27:33 2013] Xerc says, 'you in line?'
[Thu Sep 12 10:28:16 2013] You say, 'Im on the camp'
[Thu Sep 12 10:28:22 2013] You feel the spirit of wolf enter you.
[Thu Sep 12 10:28:26 2013] Xerc says, 'ive been here for 10 . 5 hours lol'
[Thu Sep 12 10:28:39 2013] Xerc says, 'just bc i went LD doesnt mean you get'
[Thu Sep 12 10:28:43 2013] You say, 'Camp was empty'
[Thu Sep 12 10:28:46 2013] Xerc says, 'eat me'
[Thu Sep 12 10:28:50 2013] You say, 'Ive killed the last ph's'
[Thu Sep 12 10:28:53 2013] Xerc says, 'been here since midnight'
[Thu Sep 12 10:29:00 2013] Xerc says, 'rezzin killed the one bfore'
[Thu Sep 12 10:29:08 2013] You say, 'Right, then he passed camp to me '
[Thu Sep 12 10:29:10 2013] Xerc says, 'and was passing tome'
[Thu Sep 12 10:29:21 2013] Xerc says, 'eat me, ill be here'
[Thu Sep 12 10:29:22 2013] You say, 'Sorry, you weren't here when camp opened up'
[Thu Sep 12 10:29:35 2013] Xerc says, 'read above'
[Thu Sep 12 10:29:41 2013] Xerc says, 'you havbe no respect'
[Thu Sep 12 10:29:48 2013] You say, 'I respect the camp rules'
[Thu Sep 12 10:29:55 2013] You say, 'Which say if the camp is empty then it is open'
[Thu Sep 12 10:29:59 2013] Xerc says, 'i cant even jkill AC n need help, so your gonns get it first anyway'
[Thu Sep 12 10:30:13 2013] Xerc says, 'but camp rules are he gave it to me '
[Thu Sep 12 10:30:17 2013] Xerc says, 'when he said so to me'
[Thu Sep 12 10:30:21 2013] You say, 'U werent here to collect camp'
[Thu Sep 12 10:30:26 2013] Xerc says, 'eat me'
[Thu Sep 12 10:30:35 2013] Xerc says, 'and read above'
[Thu Sep 12 10:30:46 2013] You say, 'Rezzes says, 'good luck to you im done. just dont tell me if he pops XD'
[Thu Sep 12 10:30:50 2013]Xerc says, 'IM LVL 20 so whe nu get ring im callin uin guildies' <- lolwut?
[Thu Sep 12 10:30:55 2013] Xerc begins to cast a spell.
[Thu Sep 12 10:31:16 2013] Xerc says, 'you saw me here earlier'
[Thu Sep 12 10:31:25 2013] Xerc says, 'you know everything'
[Thu Sep 12 10:31:25 2013] You say, 'I just logged on'
[Thu Sep 12 10:31:34 2013] Xerc says, 'and before that like 5 hrs'
[Thu Sep 12 10:31:35 2013] You say, 'Rezzes passes me camp. Thats all i know'
[Thu Sep 12 10:31:39 2013] Xerc says, 'i was here then'
[Thu Sep 12 10:31:49 2013] Xerc says, 'i know more then!'
[Thu Sep 12 10:32:00 2013] Xerc says, 'and read above ur getting ur AC'
[Thu Sep 12 10:32:23 2013] Xerc says, 'but youre not pulling 24 hr camp ive heard u do'
[Thu Sep 12 10:32:28 2013] Xerc says, 'ive been hear'
[Thu Sep 12 10:32:34 2013] Xerc says, 'EAT ME'
[Thu Sep 12 10:33:05 2013] Xerc says, 'say i dont even care how manyppl from ec i have to pay to come group here and how much i pay them'
[Thu Sep 12 10:33:12 2013] Xerc says, 'but thats whats up'
[Thu Sep 12 10:34:03 2013] Xerc says, 'couldve avoided being sucky by just being legit when i spawned'
[Thu Sep 12 10:34:06 2013] Xerc says, 'but no'
[Thu Sep 12 10:34:21 2013] Xerc says, 'bc i know you know, and you do.'
[Thu Sep 12 10:34:34 2013] You petition, 'IB, server first holder requesting a quick pocket GM ruling: There seems to be some sort of a camp dispute at AC in sro. I was passed camp by Rezzes ~15min ago. Now a character named Xerc is here claiming to have been LD and should have camp. Any chance I can get a admin ruling for both our benefits?'
[Thu Sep 12 10:34:44 2013] You say, 'wtf are u talking about?'
[Thu Sep 12 10:35:16 2013] Xerc says, 'IVE BEEEN HERE OVER 10 HOURS'
[Thu Sep 12 10:35:35 2013] Xerc says, 'if you wrer paying atn when u logged in like 5 am or whenever youve seen me'
[Thu Sep 12 10:35:50 2013] You say, 'I didnt log in at 5am or whatever'
[Thu Sep 12 10:35:50 2013] Derubael tells you, 'Sure thing'
[Thu Sep 12 10:35:58 2013] You told Derubael '[queued], thank you'
[Thu Sep 12 10:36:57 2013] You bow before Derubael.
[Thu Sep 12 10:36:57 2013] Xerc says, 'why dont yu go check hasten'
[Thu Sep 12 10:37:09 2013] Xerc says, 'or grab some of your shadow corpses'
[Thu Sep 12 10:37:58 2013] Xerc waves at Derubael.
[Thu Sep 12 10:38:05 2013] Derubael says, 'Hey'
[Thu Sep 12 10:38:08 2013] Derubael says, 'So'
[Thu Sep 12 10:38:15 2013] Derubael says, 'Whats the deal here'
[Thu Sep 12 10:38:18 2013] Derubael says, 'One at at ime'
[Thu Sep 12 10:38:19 2013] Xerc says, 'ive been here 10.5 hours cept for a LD'
[Thu Sep 12 10:38:20 2013] Derubael says, 'a time*'
[Thu Sep 12 10:38:28 2013] You say, 'Xerc can explain his side first'
[Thu Sep 12 10:38:34 2013] Xerc says, 'past guy was giving camp to me'
[Thu Sep 12 10:38:42 2013] Xerc says, 'said so, we hung ou t all night too'
[Thu Sep 12 10:39:07 2013] Xerc says, 'go ld, come back, shes here. she claimes i was never here... she logged in earlier n saw us '
[Thu Sep 12 10:39:10 2013] Derubael says, 'So you were sitting here, went LD, last guy who was here passed camp to Tatters, then you came back from LD/'
[Thu Sep 12 10:39:13 2013] Xerc says, '5 hours ago maybe'
[Thu Sep 12 10:39:23 2013] Xerc says, 'i also'
[Thu Sep 12 10:39:46 2013] You say, 'That is my side in a nutshell Derubael.'
[Thu Sep 12 10:39:47 2013] Xerc says, 'need a guildie to kill this thing, who had to log so ive beeen staying on second'
[Thu Sep 12 10:40:01 2013] Xerc says, 'n been waiting till i have the chance, planned another 8 hrs till LD'
[Thu Sep 12 10:40:23 2013] Derubael says, 'Xerc,'
[Thu Sep 12 10:40:24 2013] Derubael says, 'So you were sitting here, went LD, last guy who was here passed camp to Tatters, then you came back from LD/'
[Thu Sep 12 10:40:27 2013] Derubael says, 'yes/no?'
[Thu Sep 12 10:40:37 2013] Xerc says, 'depends '
[Thu Sep 12 10:40:38 2013] Xerc says, 'Hail, Derubael'
[Thu Sep 12 10:40:43 2013] Xerc says, 'he passed it to me'
[Thu Sep 12 10:40:46 2013] Xerc says, 'Hail, Derubael'
[Thu Sep 12 10:40:49 2013] Derubael says, 'Ok, sorry, i'll rephrase'
[Thu Sep 12 10:40:51 2013] Xerc says, 'she says he did to her'
[Thu Sep 12 10:41:02 2013] Xerc says, 'she mentions his name only fter i do'
[Thu Sep 12 10:41:08 2013] Derubael says, 'So you were sitting here, went LD, camp went to Tatters, then you came back from LD/'
[Thu Sep 12 10:41:13 2013] Xerc says, 'and coulvr known from her peeoping'
[Thu Sep 12 10:41:37 2013] Xerc says, 'she took the camp... that rez promised to me'
[Thu Sep 12 10:41:45 2013] Derubael tells you, 'I really hate it when people cant just answer yes/no to a simple qeustion'
[Thu Sep 12 10:42:05 2013] Derubael says, 'Alright'
[Thu Sep 12 10:42:12 2013] You told Derubael, ':( yeah, I'm sorry to bring you into this. I tried to resolve it w/o intervention, but he is pretty hard to deal with'
[Thu Sep 12 10:42:24 2013] Derubael says, 'Tatters you go ahead and nutshell your side, for fairness'
[Thu Sep 12 10:42:43 2013] You say, 'I logged in ~23min ago, and a character named Rezzes was sitting here camping AC'
[Thu Sep 12 10:42:54 2013] You say, 'I told him to not mind me, I'm going to be alt-tabbed and doing some homework'
[Thu Sep 12 10:42:58 2013] Xerc says, 'shed be first anyhow, when i asked whats up she knew and just acted like all cool... but no hes gotta have serious issues bc i can camp for 10 hrs and he sells them i dont even have books he just fams'
[Thu Sep 12 10:43:07 2013] You say, 'ph spawns seconds later, and he tells me not to bother, he was done'
[Thu Sep 12 10:43:14 2013] You say, 'and he then /q'
[Thu Sep 12 10:43:25 2013] You say, '15min go by, and Xerc logs in and says its his camp'
[Thu Sep 12 10:43:39 2013] Derubael says, 'Xerc is that an accurate description?'
[Thu Sep 12 10:44:21 2013] Xerc says, 'i dont know exactly how long, so no, all i know is i went ld spent the rest of the time goign thr login crap after trying to reconn for about 60 sec'
[Thu Sep 12 10:44:47 2013] Xerc says, 'you hve a record im sure all i know is camp to me, rez here, LD, frantically back on, shes here, '
[Thu Sep 12 10:44:56 2013] Derubael says, 'Ok'
[Thu Sep 12 10:45:00 2013] Derubael says, 'Two things'
[Thu Sep 12 10:45:22 2013] Derubael says, 'The answer to my earlier question was "yes", you were here, went LD, came back and tatters was camping here'
[Thu Sep 12 10:45:32 2013] Xerc says, 'yes'
[Thu Sep 12 10:45:33 2013] Derubael says, 'Not to be rude, just prefer things to be less complicated'
[Thu Sep 12 10:45:42 2013] Xerc says, 'no no, gotcha'
[Thu Sep 12 10:45:50 2013] Derubael says, 'Makes things easier for the staff, and trust me, we'll like you more'
[Thu Sep 12 10:46:33 2013] Derubael says, 'Two, unfortunately, the camp rules are pretty clear here. It sucks to go LD, i understand that and have been there myself, but this camp is tattersail's now. If he doesn't want to pass it to you right now, that's her choice.'
[Thu Sep 12 10:46:50 2013] Xerc says, 'shes gona do it 24 hrs straight'
[Thu Sep 12 10:46:54 2013] Xerc says, 'thats what he does'
[Thu Sep 12 10:46:58 2013] Xerc says, 'farms the boots'
[Thu Sep 12 10:47:17 2013] Xerc says, 'one that gets shadows from corpses left'
[Thu Sep 12 10:47:24 2013] Xerc says, 'she wont kill one n leave'
[Thu Sep 12 10:47:30 2013] Xerc says, 'i will never get camp back'
[Thu Sep 12 10:47:39 2013] You say, 'I do farm the boots, but I wil not be here anywhere near 24 hours'
[Thu Sep 12 10:47:39 2013] Xerc says, 'bt ok'
[Thu Sep 12 10:48:01 2013] Derubael says, 'They are there fora reason'
[Thu Sep 12 10:48:11 2013] Xerc says, 'nt sarcastic, a real ok if thats whats up.. but more lik e ok =/ and every curse to him'
[Thu Sep 12 10:48:12 2013] Derubael says, 'If this situation had been reversed'
[Thu Sep 12 10:48:19 2013] Derubael says, 'or if, for example'
[Thu Sep 12 10:48:22 2013] Derubael says, 'tatters were to go linkdead'
[Thu Sep 12 10:48:25 2013] Derubael says, 'and you took the camp'
[Thu Sep 12 10:48:32 2013] Derubael says, 'if she camp back and i told you it was hers again'
[Thu Sep 12 10:48:34 2013] Xerc says, 'id gvie it back'
[Thu Sep 12 10:48:36 2013] Derubael says, 'you'd be pretty upset'
[Thu Sep 12 10:48:42 2013] Derubael shrugs unknowingly.
[Thu Sep 12 10:48:50 2013] Derubael says, 'I guess that'd be your call, sincei t'd be your cam'
[Thu Sep 12 10:49:01 2013] Derubael says, 'it'd be your camp*'
[Thu Sep 12 10:49:13 2013] Xerc says, 'how is it stil someones camp after they camp it for their life mission'
[Thu Sep 12 10:49:36 2013] Derubael says, 'Well'
[Thu Sep 12 10:49:40 2013] Derubael says, 'I hate to say it but'
[Thu Sep 12 10:49:56 2013] Derubael says, 'That's EQ. The lines for this camp were even longer on live'
[Thu Sep 12 10:50:04 2013] Xerc says, 'its his now forever, yay my birthday always goes over well =/ NOT pulling a card but this is why i hate it im just venting on that '
[Thu Sep 12 10:50:16 2013] Xerc says, 'not when i played... but ok'
[Thu Sep 12 10:50:42 2013] Derubael says, 'Again, I feel for you'
[Thu Sep 12 10:50:51 2013] Derubael says, 'But rules are pretty clear here'
[Thu Sep 12 10:50:58 2013] Xerc says, 'i understand whats happenng here as soon as you got here but im gonna make sure, you can leave or we can keep talking im just hgetting more agitated. not at you D'
[Thu Sep 12 10:51:06 2013] Xerc says, 'yeah'
[Thu Sep 12 10:51:07 2013] Xerc says, 'q'
[Thu Sep 12 10:51:15 2013] Xerc says, 'what legally'
[Thu Sep 12 10:51:23 2013] Xerc says, 'can i do to make his life hell?'<---explicit whining
[Thu Sep 12 10:51:30 2013] Derubael says, 'lol'
[Thu Sep 12 10:51:33 2013] Xerc says, 'maybe this will be my perma camp too'
[Thu Sep 12 10:51:34 2013] You sigh, clearly disappointed.
[Thu Sep 12 10:51:37 2013] Derubael says, 'You can sit here and talk to him nicely'
[Thu Sep 12 10:51:42 2013] Derubael says, 'or her'
[Thu Sep 12 10:51:47 2013] Derubael says, 'tatters i dont know if you're male/female'
[Thu Sep 12 10:51:55 2013] You say, 'him'
[Thu Sep 12 10:51:59 2013] You say, '=)'
[Thu Sep 12 10:52:06 2013] Derubael says, 'Yeah I thought so, anyway'
[Thu Sep 12 10:52:22 2013] Derubael says, 'You can sit here and speak nicely with him/emote politely'
[Thu Sep 12 10:53:07 2013] Derubael says, 'In any case, you two have a good morning'
[Thu Sep 12 10:53:16 2013] You say, 'Same to you. Thank you for your help Derubael'
[Thu Sep 12 10:53:20 2013] Xerc tells you, 'have a good morning'
[Thu Sep 12 10:53:20 2013] Derubael says, 'Happy birthday xerc, i hope the rest of your day goes better than this.'
[Thu Sep 12 10:53:25 2013] Derubael waves.
[Thu Sep 12 10:53:25 2013] You told Xerc, 'You too'
[Thu Sep 12 10:53:26 2013] Xerc says, 'thanks'
[Thu Sep 12 10:53:35 2013] You wave at Derubael.
[Thu Sep 12 10:53:36 2013] Derubael says, 'Going back to my home in Cabilis'
[Thu Sep 12 11:16:08 2013] Xerc says, ''
[Thu Sep 12 11:16:25 2013] Xerc says, 'not even ph'
[Thu Sep 12 11:16:30 2013] You say, 'nope'
<Xerc logs in a fit of whininess>


Seems to be you are in fact a little, whiny, whiner Xerc. Glad to see ED is keeping their house clean and kicking their rude and incompetent players.

Xerc, given this evidence, and the anecdotal evidence provided by your former guildie, I think you are the one that is the liar. Care to respond or should RnF pass judgement without your defense?

Dirkus
10-03-2013, 10:44 AM
Great story, would read again.

Champion_Standing
10-03-2013, 11:08 AM
Logs expose both parties as dickbags, case closed.

hatelore
10-03-2013, 11:49 AM
Challenge accepted.
Round 1...
Ready...
FIGHT!



Seems to be you are in fact a little, whiny, whiner Xerc. Glad to see ED is keeping their house clean and kicking their rude and incompetent players.

Xerc, given this evidence, and the anecdotal evidence provided by your former guildie, I think you are the one that is the liar. Care to respond or should RnF pass judgement without your defense?

Lol wow, that was pretty sad.... I have dealt with tattered before in guk on Fbss. Seemed pretty cool, even messaged me when he was done with camp.

fishingme
10-03-2013, 03:47 PM
Lol wow, that was pretty sad.... I have dealt with tattered before in guk on Fbss. Seemed pretty cool, even messaged me when he was done with camp.

did she give you a blowie?

Nads
10-03-2013, 08:17 PM
Challenge accepted.
Round 1...
Ready...
FIGHT!



Seems to be you are in fact a little, whiny, whiner Xerc. Glad to see ED is keeping their house clean and kicking their rude and incompetent players.

Xerc, given this evidence, and the anecdotal evidence provided by your former guildie, I think you are the one that is the liar. Care to respond or should RnF pass judgement without your defense?

What a baby back blue bitch.

runlvlzero
10-03-2013, 08:34 PM
Viagra