YendorsList: Missed Connection - Mistmoore (M/M)

[YendorLootmonkey]

http://media.oregonlive.com/oregonian/photo/2012/06/11154746-large.jpg

You were a young ranger at Castle Entrance group this weekend in Mistmoore. I pulled the Cloaked Dhampyre to your group three times in a row, and it dropped a HBC each time. You won one of the rolls with a 100 and needed me to hang onto your Hooded Black Cloak because it's lore and you had one.

I was the veteran ranger, eager to teach you many things. No homo. A DDOS attack split us apart and I didn't catch your name. If this is you, please send me a PM with the name of your main I said I knew you by, so we can arrange a time and place for me to give you your HBC. No homo.

[Vaildez]

I teared up a little.

[SwordNboard]

No homo.

[Sarius]

A+ thread. There aren't enough openly gay rangers. Sure there have been some before you (Legolas comes to mind) but never in such an elegant way. Kudos!

[anotherone]

No homo.

[Vaildez]

Can two Rangers get married yet?

[Freakish]

Are you the man or the little boy?

[lecompte]

Sorry, all respectable rangers are married to Tunare.

[khanable]

Can two Rangers get married yet?

LOL

[Jizzebel]

A+++

[webrunner5]

I didn't know that there were 2 Rangers on P1999! :eek:

[Sarius]

You musta seen their corpses at one point or another

[hatelore]

Yendor is da shizzle yo~

[fastboy21]

two rangers walk into a bar...one says to the other, "you bind here too?"

[Argentate]

Quick, somebody contact Chris Hansen...

[YendorLootmonkey]

Guys, I clearly stated "no homo". Please revert to heteroerotic undertones in this thread.

[Sarius]

two rangers walk into a bar...one says to the other, "you bind here too?"

LOL

[Rezonation]

Do you have your /log enabled? A simple search in the log might help you track down his name.

[SyanideGas]

Yendor I have been looking for you all my life.

[anotherone]

+1

[xnolanx]

dude this is amazing.. lol

[Lorraine]

Can two Rangers get married yet?



Well, they kinda "shared" the same cloak...

[Raavak]

strong pedophillic undertones

[lecompte]

This thread is highly amusing. I've come back to it three times and laugh each time. I love and hate you Yendor. This thread is so amusing but I'm envious of your wit!

[Bubbles]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq08zoXPWQ1qea9kxo1_500.png

[Thana8088]

That's hysterical. Yendor, you are so pimp!

[formallydickman]

A+ would read again

[falkun]

Well, they kinda "shared" the same cloak...

2 rangers 1 cloak

[Wotsirb401]

You think wouldnt happen if you would get a heiro cloak

[Senaiel]

Yendor asked "Is that your bow, or are you just happy to see another ranger?"

[Vaildez]

Is it Homo if your bows touch?

[Senaiel]

Is it Homo if your bows touch?

No only if your arrow feathers do.

[Halius]

No only if your arrow feathers do.

Do I sense Brokeback Arrow in the making?

[Raavak]

Guys, I clearly stated "no homo". Please revert to heteroerotic undertones in this thread.He says "no homo", yet he titles the thread "Missed Connection - Mistmoore (Male/Male)" using obvious notation of the Craigslist hookup forum.

[Senaiel]

Do I sense Brokeback Arrow in the making?

Yendor doesnt know how to quit other rangers.

[anotherone]

Guys, I clearly stated "no homo". Please revert to heteroerotic undertones in this thread.

[YendorLootmonkey]

He says "no homo", yet he titles the thread "Missed Connection - Mistmoore (Male/Male)" using obvious notation of the Craigslist hookup forum.

^^ seems disappointed about the bait-and-switch :(

[Jael]

Yendor - don't mind these people. Anyone with any sense knows a half elf is born that way and it's not a choice!

I will always accept you (and your future partner)

<3
Nem~
Xegony Lives

[Thulack]

two rangers walk into a bar...one says to the other, "you bind here too?"

ok i lol'd

[Babayaaga]

Yendor! Nemeweh! Fellow Xegonite LTNS :)

Any other old-timers out there? Sluggo? You out there?

[YendorLootmonkey]

Hey there, Babs & Neme :)

[Jael]

Babs!!! I can't believe how many Xegonites have accounts. Wait. Actually I can. :D I kept waiting for Sluggo to reply to this thread too... I know he's gotta be here somewhere.

[Babayaaga]

Whoa heyas Jael!

[Pan]

I love you Yendor.

(No HOMO)

[Bantam 1]

Brokeback Bindpoint

If you know what I mean

[Jael]

Whoa heyas Jael!



Jael = Nemeweh

I was going for something MUCH easier to type this go around. To make Yendor's job easier. ;) Also the Lion Song jokes. Unfortunately I think someone else had the same idea so had to come up with another character name. Etta. Still easier imho.

[Rezonation]

So did you manage to find your "Fippyslist" missed connection? Curious minds want to know!

[YendorLootmonkey]

So did you manage to find your "Fippyslist" missed connection? Curious minds want to know!

I can't answer right now ... some guy named Chris Hansen is at the door. I really liked that "Mmm Bop" song of his, so I'm pretty excited about this.

[Ambrotos]

Yendor

Was it Nawh, with a candle stick in the MM hot tub?

[Spitty]

I...I just...I wish I could /q you.

[Rezonation]

Just remember. That sack with the condoms and liqueur isn't yours.

[SyanideGas]

full homo

[Lorraine]

Yendor

Was it Nawh, with a candle stick in the MM hot tub?


Confirmed.

Lasna was filming, then 'ate' them both.

[YendorLootmonkey]

So, just as an update, which I would have made sooner, but I was all caught up sharing a game I invented at the office today (It's called Russian Poo-lette... you do your business in the restroom then roll a 6-sided die. Whatever the result, subtract 1, and that's how many wipes you get before you just pull up your pants without looking, no matter what, and go about your day.) that ended miserably for me, I would like to thank the following people:

1) Whoever Nawh was talking to in group at Mistmoore the other day about dhampyre spawning 3 times in a row and dropping the cloak each time, who then said, "Uh, you should check the p99 forums, there's an awkward thread with homoerotic/pedo overtones about you that you may want to read." which prompted Nawh into sending me a PM.

2) Ambrotos for taking time out from trolling entire raidguilds by coincidentally appearing as a fake Sev 5 minutes before the real one actually spawns and using his GM wizardry to identify the ranger I was seeking out

But even before both of them responded, special thanks to:

3) One of the interns at the NSA monitoring PRISM who called me, unsolicited, to tell me it was Nawh within 10 minutes of me posting.

So thank you guys for all of your help!

[Verenity]

Thread delivered

[YendorLootmonkey]

Thread hasn't delivered yet, Verenity, my friend. You see, I was so inspired by this missed connection and yearning for the young ranger to log on and reveal himself, that I wrote a song about it. No homo.

"Waiting For a Newb Like You"
by Yendor Lootmonkey

In the style of "Waiting For a Girl Like You" by Foreigner

Click here for my tone-deaf rendition of this classic! (http://www.filedropper.com/waitingnewb)

So long,
I've been looking too hard, I've waiting too long
A Hooded Black Cloak you gave me to hold
I forgot your name to me you told
When you buff someone... When you buff someone...
Good piece of gear, so warm and black,
I need to know if you want it back
Maybe I'm wrong
Won't you tell me if I'm coming on too strong?
This cloak of yours is taking up space
And I can't remember your face.

I've been waiting, for a newb like you
To log into the game
I've been waiting, for a newb like you
Could not recall your name
I've been waiting for someone new
To make me feel less lame
Yeah, waiting for a newb like you
To log into the game

You're so good, when I pull mobs it's understood
My flame lick holds aggro on mobs all day
Just turn on attack and level up this way
When you buff someone... Yeah, really buff someone...
In Mistmoore we fight
From the moment I log on til DDOS at night
There's nowhere in Norrath that I'd rather be
Than leveling you, kinda slowly

I've been waiting, for a newb like you
To log into the game
I've been waiting, for a newb like you
Could not recall your name
I've been waiting for someone new
To make me feel less lame
Yeah, waiting for a newb like you
To log into the game






NOW this thread delivered.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/dcd766e0f373e267d96acca2ce5d67e2/tumblr_mk076qNIRQ1r0ftodo1_500.gif

[anotherone]

gdi yendor

[YendorLootmonkey]

I feel this thread died out way too soon given the song I made! wtf

[radditsu]

I feel this thread died out way too soon given the song I made! wtf

Wtf you play?

When did this happen?

[Jael]

Lmao. Seriously no homo.

[radditsu]

Lmao. Seriously no homo.

Totally homo. It's ok. I got it for yendor too.

[shun]

Thread hasn't delivered yet, Verenity, my friend. You see, I was so inspired by this missed connection and yearning for the young ranger to log on and reveal himself, that I wrote a song about it. No homo.

"Waiting For a Newb Like You"
by Yendor Lootmonkey

In the style of "Waiting For a Girl Like You" by Foreigner

Click here for my tone-deaf rendition of this classic! (http://www.filedropper.com/waitingnewb)

So long,
I've been looking too hard, I've waiting too long
A Hooded Black Cloak you gave me to hold
I forgot your name to me you told
When you buff someone... When you buff someone...
Good piece of gear, so warm and black,
I need to know if you want it back
Maybe I'm wrong
Won't you tell me if I'm coming on too strong?
This cloak of yours is taking up space
And I can't remember your face.

I've been waiting, for a newb like you
To log into the game
I've been waiting, for a newb like you
Could not recall your name
I've been waiting for someone new
To make me feel less lame
Yeah, waiting for a newb like you
To log into the game

You're so good, when I pull mobs it's understood
My flame lick holds aggro on mobs all day
Just turn on attack and level up this way
When you buff someone... Yeah, really buff someone...
In Mistmoore we fight
From the moment I log on til DDOS at night
There's nowhere in Norrath that I'd rather be
Than leveling you, kinda slowly

I've been waiting, for a newb like you
To log into the game
I've been waiting, for a newb like you
Could not recall your name
I've been waiting for someone new
To make me feel less lame
Yeah, waiting for a newb like you
To log into the game






NOW this thread delivered.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/dcd766e0f373e267d96acca2ce5d67e2/tumblr_mk076qNIRQ1r0ftodo1_500.gif

Hahahah, if only I had rl eq friends to show this too that would understand it. Good shit, Yendor.

[Alexakis]

Are you sure it was a male? Could have been a chick playing dude toon?

[anotherone]

Totally homo. It's ok. I got it for yendor too.

[xnolanx]

Thread hasn't delivered yet, Verenity, my friend. You see, I was so inspired by this missed connection and yearning for the young ranger to log on and reveal himself, that I wrote a song about it. No homo.

"Waiting For a Newb Like You"
by Yendor Lootmonkey

In the style of "Waiting For a Girl Like You" by Foreigner

Click here for my tone-deaf rendition of this classic! (http://www.filedropper.com/waitingnewb)

So long,
I've been looking too hard, I've waiting too long
A Hooded Black Cloak you gave me to hold
I forgot your name to me you told
When you buff someone... When you buff someone...
Good piece of gear, so warm and black,
I need to know if you want it back
Maybe I'm wrong
Won't you tell me if I'm coming on too strong?
This cloak of yours is taking up space
And I can't remember your face.

I've been waiting, for a newb like you
To log into the game
I've been waiting, for a newb like you
Could not recall your name
I've been waiting for someone new
To make me feel less lame
Yeah, waiting for a newb like you
To log into the game

You're so good, when I pull mobs it's understood
My flame lick holds aggro on mobs all day
Just turn on attack and level up this way
When you buff someone... Yeah, really buff someone...
In Mistmoore we fight
From the moment I log on til DDOS at night
There's nowhere in Norrath that I'd rather be
Than leveling you, kinda slowly

I've been waiting, for a newb like you
To log into the game
I've been waiting, for a newb like you
Could not recall your name
I've been waiting for someone new
To make me feel less lame
Yeah, waiting for a newb like you
To log into the game






NOW this thread delivered.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/dcd766e0f373e267d96acca2ce5d67e2/tumblr_mk076qNIRQ1r0ftodo1_500.gif

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/bravo.gif

Are you sure it was a male? Could have been a chick playing dude toon?

100% not.. no homo.

[xnolanx]

just a critique to the lyrics.. kinda slowly?

it was pretty decent even without exp bonus, to be honest.

[Babayaaga]

is this the new xegony.net? What happened to that anyway?

[Jael]

Brene got tired of hosting it I guess. He stopped returning my FB messages and has started posting pics of him and Kia riding Harleys all over. He did have an account here though at one time. Fwiw. :)

[Raavak]

Are you sure it was a male? Could have been a chick playing dude toon?Is that the excuse you use when you hit on a male char?

[Vaildez]

This thread delivered so much that I decided to experiment and start a Ranger...Only in College though...No homo.

[anotherone]

Is that the excuse you use when you hit on a male char?

lol

[Babayaaga]

Brene got tired of hosting it I guess. He stopped returning my FB messages and has started posting pics of him and Kia riding Harleys all over. He did have an account here though at one time. Fwiw. :)

I pictured him more of a Vespa kind of guy myself... :p

[Lorraine]

Yendor PM'ed me this pic recently ... no homo

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/1332/5jbp.jpg


Also, one drunken night in Crushbone...

Yendorette...
nvm

[Llodd]

Yendor PM'ed me this pic recently ... no homo



no lesbo?

[Lyra]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-blpUZdtmgBE/TfPlKuAnovI/AAAAAAAACNU/meGfVXsBT6w/s400/funny-pictures-history-all-the-good-ones-are-gay.jpg

[YendorLootmonkey]

no lesbo?

Lesbo is acceptable.

[Bossman]

Random bump!

[Origin]

No homo.

[webrunner5]

After this thread if I had a Ranger I would delete it. Embarrassing. :D

[Sidelle]

Somehow I missed this thread before. Dissolved into serious hyena-like laughing fit. Thanks for bumping this one. :D

[YendorLootmonkey]

After this thread if I had a Ranger I would BUY/WATCH THE DVD BOX SET OF "WALKER, TEXAS RANGER", PURCHASE A FORD RANGER, AND BECOME A FOREST RANGER IN REAL LIFE! :D

fixed it for you

[Rheaume]

10/10 Yendor is now my hero.

[kaev]

11/10 Yendor is everyman's hero (no homo)

[thieros]

11/10 Yendor is everyman's hero (homo)

ftfy