breakups

[Lilom]

Hey guys, I just started on P99 a few weeks ago and I am loving it.

However, my girlfriend broke up with me two days ago. We have been dating for close to three years. I am very heartbroken and don't know what to do with myself. She won't even talk to me.

Any of you guys know what this feels like? This is the first time I've been through this and it is very hard. Looking for some advice/stories thanks!

[Kraftwerk]

lol

[r00t]

Not sure if troll or throwaway, but if you don't obsess and emo mope forever you can eventually find someone who makes you happy in different ways, all chances are she wasn't god's gift to womankind anyway. Don't be a pussy


edit: cause of break up found

Hey guys, I just started on P99 a few weeks ago and I am loving it.

However, my girlfriend broke up with me two days ago.

[Malice_Mizer]

Is there a correlative relationship between you beginning playing EQ and your girlfriend getting pissed at you? Or did you do something else that's making her not talk to you?

EQ is a massive, unbearable time sink. After 3 years, if you could honestly say that you saw long-term potential between you two, then fucking ditch this stupid game. Just isn't worth it.

Promise you: if you let this relationship drift away, she'll find another dude, and you'll be wrecked with regret and despair. This is an emulated server that isn't going to last forever or something. Find something else to obsess over if you're hankering for an mmo to play. EQ is far and away the biggest waste of time for the least payoff.

Try to get her to play EQ with you if it's a deal-breaker for both of you. Or better yet, get her to start playing WoW with you or something-- it's much easier to break a non-game-player into WoW than a game like EQ which is almost entirely pointless, non-goal-driven, takes for-fucking-ever to do anything, and 99% of the non-end-game content is mindless grinding on trash mobs for trash loot.

In conclusion: EQ is ultimately a stupid game, good for little more than nostalgia, raiding and making game-related friends. I know it's hard to hear if you're in the throes of EQ addiction, but the girl is worth more than this game and its player base. Plain and simple.

[Ephirith]

Closest thing I've ever had to a breakup was the day my childhood dog died, so I'm pretty qualified to impart wisdom on the matter.

At least you'll never have to hold her hand and comfort her while the vet ends her life, as a tear runs down your neckbeard, and a faint and final breath leaves her cancerous body.

And you remember how she used to wake you up for school, and she'd be there when you got home, waiting at the door. Sometimes she'd go and put the leash in her mouth because she wanted a walk.

All the things you ever love are going to die, OP. Unimaginable pain and loss are always going to find their way into your basement. Try not to let them dominate your short, mortal life.

I suggest you play lots and lots of EQ.

[Gadwen]

Closest thing I've ever had to a breakup was the day my childhood dog died, so I'm pretty qualified to impart wisdom on the matter.

At least you'll never have to hold her hand and comfort her while the vet ends her life, as a tear runs down your neckbeard, and a faint and final breath leaves her cancerous body.

And you remember how she used to wake you up for school, and she'd be there when you got home, waiting at the door. Sometimes she'd go and put the leash in her mouth because she wanted a walk.

All the things you ever love are going to die, OP. Unimaginable pain and loss are always going to find their way into your basement. Try not to let them dominate your short, mortal life.

I suggest you play lots and lots of EQ.

I loled so hard it made me puke

[citizen1080]

Closest thing I've ever had to a breakup was the day my childhood dog died, so I'm pretty qualified to impart wisdom on the matter.

At least you'll never have to hold her hand and comfort her while the vet ends her life, as a tear runs down your neckbeard, and a faint and final breath leaves her cancerous body.

And you remember how she used to wake you up for school, and she'd be there when you got home, waiting at the door. Sometimes she'd go and put the leash in her mouth because she wanted a walk.

All the things you ever love are going to die, OP. Unimaginable pain and loss are always going to find their way into your basement. Try not to let them dominate your short, mortal life.

I suggest you play lots and lots of EQ.

Winning

[FoxxHound]

Fap a lot.
EQ a lot.
Work out sometimes do you don't get fat.
Rinse repeat.

[Flamewraith]

Here is some advice on an unrelated but somewhat relevant topic. Never, ever, ask for help or opinions for a real life problem on these forums ever. You will only be flamed and trolled by everyone and their mothers. Seriously I wouldn't put it past Rellapse to call his mom and ask her to talk shit on the internet, it's the only way I could possibly see him having the toxic personality he does. (either that or he is six) Go seek the help of your family and friends, or a therapist, but never ever come here for help.

[Flamewraith]

This dude is still mad 3 days later HAHAHA

Rellapse let me share something with you. It is literally impossible to make me mad on the forums. There is nothing you can say or do here that could possibly cause me to feel any emotion other than apathy. Now let me share a little secret with you. You could spew every name you could possibly think to call me, you could troll me every time I post a comment or create a thread, but it would never make me angry. This is because I get a huge kick out of how much time you spend trying to get negative attention on the forums of an elf simulator. Every time I see the anger you spew, I just laugh to myself. I kind of pity you, in that your real life is so shitty that you have made it a full time job to spew hatred on the forum of a game. Keep it up, it literally makes my day everyday.

[Loli Pops]

Time heals all wounds.

[this user was banned]

Time heals all wounds.

Tell that to the recent vets with PTSD. Semper fi!

Therapy and time heals all wounds. Mental wounds don't just go away over time, you need to work on them.

[this user was banned]

Here is some advice on an unrelated but somewhat relevant topic. Never, ever, ask for help or opinions for a real life problem on these forums ever. You will only be flamed and trolled by everyone and their mothers.

See Dredge for an example why.

[diplo]

Hey guys, I just started on P99 a few weeks ago and I am loving it.

However, my girlfriend broke up with me two days ago. We have been dating for close to three years. I am very heartbroken and don't know what to do with myself. She won't even talk to me.

Any of you guys know what this feels like? This is the first time I've been through this and it is very hard. Looking for some advice/stories thanks!

Pick up a new hobby, go better yourself and make her regret breaking up with you...improve yourself physically, go to the gym, start going out more, meet new people, meet new girls.

don't sit in front of your computer and grow a neckbeard and grind to 60 in 2 days, looking like a fat worthless slob. basically don't fill the void by playing eq, though i have a sinking feeling you may probably do so.

[MrSparkle001]

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/2918/cjzx.jpg

There is someone out there for everyone.

[Malice_Mizer]

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/2918/cjzx.jpg

There is someone out there for everyone.

[Swish]

Never, ever, ask for help or opinions for a real life problem on these forums ever.

[Pico]

once u realize sex is literally useless in the scheme of human continuation youll find much better ways to spend ur efforts

[Lojik]

Lol Swish I didn't get your gif until about the 3rd time watching it. lolol

[Raavak]

Sex is like HD TV when you don't have it. You know its there. You know its cool. And once you get it you really don't want to have to go back to not having it again.