View Full Version : The truth about Dacbane (Fecal)
Slathar
07-22-2013, 01:58 PM
Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
However, due to his repeated domestic assault arrests, multiple rehab stints that involved being strapped down to a bed and electrocuted with giant, rubbery dildo-guns, and his final depraved act - assaulting a Sbarro's employee with a rope of his own ejaculate.
I am typing this from the confines of a state mental ward. There are monstrosities here that are unheard of.
In summary, there are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone, in fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape, but even after admitting this there is no catharsis, my punishment continues to elude me and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself; no new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing.
Slathar
07-22-2013, 02:16 PM
Baaaadoooiiiiiiinggggg.
Slathar
07-22-2013, 02:18 PM
I am a fucking doctor of history. Just another good American like any other. I'm not like the others. Nothing to fear from me, no. As for my colleague, well, he is an ill-tempered Irishman with a horrible drug problem and no patience for a diversity of opinions.
Slathar
07-22-2013, 02:20 PM
Did you know that tobacco smoke is actually a remedy to some forms of cancer? Specifically, butt cancer and lung cancer. Marijuana is far more harmful and cancerous.
Slathar
07-22-2013, 02:21 PM
Current mood: mysterious and forboding.
Current eyeshadow: black
Slathar
07-22-2013, 02:22 PM
The reality of a total mental break is all now very real.
Slathar
07-22-2013, 02:24 PM
How do you tell a communist? Well, it’s someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It’s someone who understands Marx and Lenin.
Slathar
07-22-2013, 02:25 PM
Where my dogs at?
ARF ARF
You think it's a game? You think it's a mother fucking gaaaaaame?
Slathar
07-22-2013, 02:26 PM
Awwww yisssssss
Slathar
07-22-2013, 02:27 PM
Sometimes when I eat chocolate it sticks to my teeth.
Slathar
07-22-2013, 02:29 PM
Anyone read any good books lately?
GrobbGangsta
07-22-2013, 02:29 PM
The confession meant a lot to me.
When I was a little girl my Aunt raped me with a wooden spoon, repeatedly, and the splinters lodged in my vaginal tissue are the scarring testament to my haunted past.
I did not think that the dreams of my ancestors would come to bear on my stability, but it appears that actions and reactions have a basis in not just physics but the emotional torment of tortured children.
I raped three cats today. I am not proud of it. I walked them around the neighborhood on leashes in my father's jockey uniform before I did it. I even gave a curtsy and a "man about town" turn to the elderly woman who had the decency to acknowledge my presence. There was not enough space in the freezer for her head so now it is rotting in the rafters.
The doctors come and go
Dullah
07-22-2013, 02:32 PM
combo breaker
Slathar
07-22-2013, 02:34 PM
Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
Dontcha
Nirgun
07-22-2013, 08:17 PM
wow fecal is dacbane?
wow....never knew dacbane to be such a dumb motherfucker in ooc
Colgate
07-22-2013, 08:26 PM
dont really get naming yourself after nirgon without even impersonating him or going out of your way to make fun of him tbh
Loli Pops
07-22-2013, 10:13 PM
The coach works in mysterious ways.
evilldacbane
07-23-2013, 12:42 AM
My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone...
STILLnotMORNIN
07-23-2013, 12:50 AM
Hay Dacbane !
Nirgon
07-23-2013, 01:53 AM
He can go fuck himself in mysterious ways. He's a no goodnick.
mtb tripper
07-23-2013, 04:03 AM
what happened to stossel, now its barney
Slathar
07-24-2013, 01:59 PM
RIP Dacbane. You will be missed.
Tomato King6
07-24-2013, 10:41 PM
don't give a fuck
dacbane sounds like a drug addict shitbag
wont be missed.
evilldacbane
07-24-2013, 10:53 PM
he was a cool guy.
Slathar
07-26-2013, 01:12 PM
At some point on this mystical journey through Norrath you may ask yourself, "What is the purpose?"
Like most others, I was a seeker, a mover, a malcontent, and at times a stupid hell-raiser. I was never idle long enough to do much thinking, but I felt somehow that some of us were making real progress, that we had taken an honest road, and that the best of us would inevitably make it over the top. At the same time, I shared a dark suspicion that the life we were leading was a lost cause, that we were all actors, kidding ourselves along on a senseless odyssey. It was the tension between these two poles, a restless idealism on one hand and a sense of impending doom on the other, that kept me going.
Wipe it clean.
Slathar
07-26-2013, 09:48 PM
:)
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