Sasha Grey

[runlvlzero]

http://i.imgur.com/mvIIiTf.jpg

Ames, God loves your slutty vagine... We know what <Heresy> is training.

[lite]

I absolutely love this woman

[Loli Pops]

Not gonna lie. Fapped once today first time in weeks. Bitch can take a dick my god that asshole.

[runlvlzero]

She is pretty hawt...

[marie]

Dont know who she is but she looks like a nasty lanky alien monster that i wouldnt touch even with a condom on.

[Nirgun]

If you don't know who Sasha Grey is, that's because she's a nobody. In fact, not just "a" nobody, but the nobody. She's one of those "break-the-mold" porn stars who go into porn but can't reconcile their career choice with parental/societal expectations, so they go out of their way to seem intelligent and deep. Kind of like Asia Carrera, who mentions that she likes "quantum physics" every chance she gets. Alright, we get it, you're a nerd. Awesome. And now I'm looking at you squirt pool balls out your asshole.

I don't know what this obsession is with porn stars to try to seem deep and intelligent. We don't care. People aren't watching you because we want to see if you can name drop philosophers at parties.

On her website, Sasha strains to call herself an "artist," and that she decided to do porn because she could "bring an enigmatic quality to it."

ADJECTIVE: enigmatic
1. Having an unobvious or mysterious meaning; hard to understand
2. Mysterious

Sasha, who has appeared in such films as "Buttman's Stretch Class 2, Swallow My Squirt 4, Gang Bang My Face" and "Ass Eaters Unanimous 19" wants to bring some mystery and depth to porn. At no point in my life have I been watching porn and thought, "what does this mean?!" Porn isn't mysterious and deep, it's just a transaction between us, the paying customers, and you, the person being paid to show us your genitals. Don't like it? Fine, don't do it. But quit trying to elevate porn to art. We don't read Playboy for the articles, and we don't watch your videos because it's art.

Sasha has been working on an autobiographical documentary, illustrating her experiences from the age of 18 to 21. Newsflash:

Your life has already been documented in 193 adult films.

She's 23 years old, and did porn from 18 to 21, so her life between those years has been exhaustingly documented. The average length of one of these shitty videos is an hour long. If you watched every adult film Sasha Grey has been in back to back, it would take 8 days and 58 minutes to watch them consecutively. There is nothing left to document, you cow. You did porn for 3 years, and every gaping second of it has been filmed. Are we missing something?

Her interests on MySpace include "intellectual intimacy" followed by "carpe fucking diem." Her favorite TV shows include "Homer and his family," and "NFL when the, bears, cowboys or i guess the raiders are playing but i don't really watch tv anymore,."

She recently made headlines when she was chastised for "promoting child literacy" by reading to kids in an elementary school. She went on talk shows to do damage control by stating that she's now an "ex-porn star," and that she shouldn't be stigmatized just because the children she read to might Google her name and find that she starred in "No Swallowing Allowed 13." You know what? I agree. Porn stars shouldn't be stigmatized, because pretty much everyone looks at porn. But when you go out of your way to distance yourself from your past by telling everyone that you're now a legitimate actress and an "artist," guess what? You can't keep using your porn name and notoriety to land speaking engagements, acting gigs or signings. Want to be thought of as a legitimate actress? Fine, then don't keep calling yourself Sasha Grey. You're no longer Sasha. You're Marina Hantzis from Sacramento.

Sasha's an idiot, but that's not the reason I hate her. Everything I said above has nothing to do with the reason I think she's terrible at being human. The reason I hate her is because of a live show I saw her in this past week.

I was at a comedy show in which Sasha was one of the guest panelists. Her job was to listen to performers debate a topic for 1 minute, and then decide which performer had the stronger debating skills. Throughout the entire show, she kept interrupting the performers, the other panelists, and even the hosts of the show. This woman has an unquenchable thirst for attention. Sometimes she'd just interrupt with a noise or a growl. No rhyme or reason, just Sasha saying "hey everyone, look at me!" When she wasn't busy talking and interrupting the show, she was busy texting and ignoring the performers, denying them the respect she demands of her own "art."

At one point during the show, she just got up and left during one of the performances. Then she meandered back in, started texting again, and sat there like a babbling idiot when it was her turn to share her stupid, unfunny anecdote about the performances. Her attempts at humor are so smug, and self-satisfied, you'd think she went to college for it. And this is coming from a guy whose site is titled, "The Best Page in the Universe." When I call you narcissistic, that's saying something.

And despite all of her smugness and pretentious blustering, she continues to get work and notoriety because she's a bitch. Being a bitch may seem counter-intuitive, but here's why girls like Sasha can make money in porn: the guys who watch her are spineless pussies. Her fans are virgins and idiots (mutually inclusive), and she can manipulate them into compliance by flashing a tit and dropping some nerd reference. Then all the pussies who can't get laid will fawn after her and idolize her, because she's exactly what every lonely nerd imagines the perfect girl to be: attractive with an interest in nerdisms. She's anything but a nerd. How could she be? She's too busy sniffing her own ass and spinning people around her to keep up the illusion that the microcosmic world she lives in matters.

Don't believe me? Here are some comments her fans left her from her most recent Facebook post:

"sasha please sex me,,"

Yes Sasha, please sex him. And when you're done promoting child literacy, maybe you can promote fan literacy.

"I would give my life for night with you"

Loser.

"I fuck you sasha ... you wonderful very sexy..."

"So what is it you do? Oh, you fuck Sasha? Well, she wonderful ... very sexy." Dipshit.

"your sexy"

You're.

"fuck what everyone says sasha ur beautiful and u can do anything u put ur mind 2"

One person liked this comment. One other person read that, thought about it, moved his mouse over and clicked 'like' to register his approval of this message. Let it be known that for now and forever, Johnny R. on Facebook would like the world to know that he supports Sasha's endeavor to accomplish her goals.

"is it u in eminem video clip space bound ??????"

Is it "u" Sasha? Is it u in eminem video clip ?????? I need to know urgently!

"love your music and your soul!"

Yes Sasha, your fans adore your vagina and your music, but you know what they really like about you? Your soul. Keep putting that on display because your fans love it.

I think I've proven my point. Or maybe I haven't, I don't care, because I'm going to gnaw my face off if I have to read any more of these stupid comments.

[runlvlzero]

You sound mad. I bet you wish you could do porn and look that good. Whats wrong with being "bring an enigmatic quality to it."

If your going to do something, do it right. Even if that has a negative connotation to you. I think she is pretty pro at what she does. (and yeah she has a quality that I would knock a few points of the hotness meter over). Definitely not the innocent type, but obviously thinks they are the shit.

[HeisChuck]

would bang - however would not wine and dine her or even take her on a romantic walk on the beach

[nabsev]

Maddox copy pasta oh lawd

[Nirgun]

You sound mad. I bet you wish you could do porn and look that good. Whats wrong with being "bring an enigmatic quality to it."

If your going to do something, do it right. Even if that has a negative connotation to you. I think she is pretty pro at what she does. (and yeah she has a quality that I would knock a few points of the hotness meter over). Definitely not the innocent type, but obviously thinks they are the shit.

Nerd

[Ghordo]

that bitch is gross.

[Xantille]

would bang - however would not wine and dine her or even take her on a romantic walk on the beach

ahahahhahaahahhahahahahhaahhaahhahahaha

[Xantille]

like many women in this field, she likely looks like a cancer patient without makeup. but she can take a dick in both the vag and ass. and prob give better head than anyone you've ever known. da fuq are you talking about?

[Nirgun]

Xantille you got a lvl 60 on r99 yet?

You are pro as fuck and much respect for not playing with faggots like Gyno/Fiegi/Gongshow in Nihilum.


You need to lead this new merged guild <Classic>. We got some moron named Lite that makes calls you would never think of doing.


Pras xantille, even though at one point he was Heresy scum

[HeisChuck]

Xantille you got a lvl 60 on r99 yet?

You are pro as fuck and much respect for not playing with faggots like Gyno/Fiegi/Gongshow in Nihilum.


You need to lead this new merged guild <Classic>. We got some moron named Lite that makes calls you would never think of doing.


Pras xantille, even though at one point he was Heresy scum

pardon?

i ain't ever been in nilly

i expect a full fukin apology

[Nirgon]

Cannot confirm or deny this but I heard Xantille apped and was denied his pixel shower

[mtb tripper]

thats disgusting, almost as disgusting as the time Al Sharpton ate that small child

[Colgate]

Cannot confirm or deny this but I heard Xantille apped and was denied his pixel shower

lol if you think they'd deny xant or anyone that's serious at all for that matter

[Mesenkomaha]

If you don't know who Sasha Grey is, that's because she's a nobody. In fact, not just "a" nobody, but the nobody. She's one of those "break-the-mold" porn stars who go into porn but can't reconcile their career choice with parental/societal expectations, so they go out of their way to seem intelligent and deep. Kind of like Asia Carrera, who mentions that she likes "quantum physics" every chance she gets. Alright, we get it, you're a nerd. Awesome. And now I'm looking at you squirt pool balls out your asshole.

I don't know what this obsession is with porn stars to try to seem deep and intelligent. We don't care. People aren't watching you because we want to see if you can name drop philosophers at parties.

On her website, Sasha strains to call herself an "artist," and that she decided to do porn because she could "bring an enigmatic quality to it."

ADJECTIVE: enigmatic
1. Having an unobvious or mysterious meaning; hard to understand
2. Mysterious

Sasha, who has appeared in such films as "Buttman's Stretch Class 2, Swallow My Squirt 4, Gang Bang My Face" and "Ass Eaters Unanimous 19" wants to bring some mystery and depth to porn. At no point in my life have I been watching porn and thought, "what does this mean?!" Porn isn't mysterious and deep, it's just a transaction between us, the paying customers, and you, the person being paid to show us your genitals. Don't like it? Fine, don't do it. But quit trying to elevate porn to art. We don't read Playboy for the articles, and we don't watch your videos because it's art.

Sasha has been working on an autobiographical documentary, illustrating her experiences from the age of 18 to 21. Newsflash:

Your life has already been documented in 193 adult films.

She's 23 years old, and did porn from 18 to 21, so her life between those years has been exhaustingly documented. The average length of one of these shitty videos is an hour long. If you watched every adult film Sasha Grey has been in back to back, it would take 8 days and 58 minutes to watch them consecutively. There is nothing left to document, you cow. You did porn for 3 years, and every gaping second of it has been filmed. Are we missing something?

Her interests on MySpace include "intellectual intimacy" followed by "carpe fucking diem." Her favorite TV shows include "Homer and his family," and "NFL when the, bears, cowboys or i guess the raiders are playing but i don't really watch tv anymore,."

She recently made headlines when she was chastised for "promoting child literacy" by reading to kids in an elementary school. She went on talk shows to do damage control by stating that she's now an "ex-porn star," and that she shouldn't be stigmatized just because the children she read to might Google her name and find that she starred in "No Swallowing Allowed 13." You know what? I agree. Porn stars shouldn't be stigmatized, because pretty much everyone looks at porn. But when you go out of your way to distance yourself from your past by telling everyone that you're now a legitimate actress and an "artist," guess what? You can't keep using your porn name and notoriety to land speaking engagements, acting gigs or signings. Want to be thought of as a legitimate actress? Fine, then don't keep calling yourself Sasha Grey. You're no longer Sasha. You're Marina Hantzis from Sacramento.

Sasha's an idiot, but that's not the reason I hate her. Everything I said above has nothing to do with the reason I think she's terrible at being human. The reason I hate her is because of a live show I saw her in this past week.

I was at a comedy show in which Sasha was one of the guest panelists. Her job was to listen to performers debate a topic for 1 minute, and then decide which performer had the stronger debating skills. Throughout the entire show, she kept interrupting the performers, the other panelists, and even the hosts of the show. This woman has an unquenchable thirst for attention. Sometimes she'd just interrupt with a noise or a growl. No rhyme or reason, just Sasha saying "hey everyone, look at me!" When she wasn't busy talking and interrupting the show, she was busy texting and ignoring the performers, denying them the respect she demands of her own "art."

At one point during the show, she just got up and left during one of the performances. Then she meandered back in, started texting again, and sat there like a babbling idiot when it was her turn to share her stupid, unfunny anecdote about the performances. Her attempts at humor are so smug, and self-satisfied, you'd think she went to college for it. And this is coming from a guy whose site is titled, "The Best Page in the Universe." When I call you narcissistic, that's saying something.

And despite all of her smugness and pretentious blustering, she continues to get work and notoriety because she's a bitch. Being a bitch may seem counter-intuitive, but here's why girls like Sasha can make money in porn: the guys who watch her are spineless pussies. Her fans are virgins and idiots (mutually inclusive), and she can manipulate them into compliance by flashing a tit and dropping some nerd reference. Then all the pussies who can't get laid will fawn after her and idolize her, because she's exactly what every lonely nerd imagines the perfect girl to be: attractive with an interest in nerdisms. She's anything but a nerd. How could she be? She's too busy sniffing her own ass and spinning people around her to keep up the illusion that the microcosmic world she lives in matters.

Don't believe me? Here are some comments her fans left her from her most recent Facebook post:

"sasha please sex me,,"

Yes Sasha, please sex him. And when you're done promoting child literacy, maybe you can promote fan literacy.

"I would give my life for night with you"

Loser.

"I fuck you sasha ... you wonderful very sexy..."

"So what is it you do? Oh, you fuck Sasha? Well, she wonderful ... very sexy." Dipshit.

"your sexy"

You're.

"fuck what everyone says sasha ur beautiful and u can do anything u put ur mind 2"

One person liked this comment. One other person read that, thought about it, moved his mouse over and clicked 'like' to register his approval of this message. Let it be known that for now and forever, Johnny R. on Facebook would like the world to know that he supports Sasha's endeavor to accomplish her goals.

"is it u in eminem video clip space bound ??????"

Is it "u" Sasha? Is it u in eminem video clip ?????? I need to know urgently!

"love your music and your soul!"

Yes Sasha, your fans adore your vagina and your music, but you know what they really like about you? Your soul. Keep putting that on display because your fans love it.

I think I've proven my point. Or maybe I haven't, I don't care, because I'm going to gnaw my face off if I have to read any more of these stupid comments.

Dude, at least quote Maddox before ripping him off. Not cool.

[mtb tripper]

Lugnut jr

[mtb tripper]

Nirgon, do you happen to buy cantelopes 3 times out of the year or more?

[Potus]

Joke's on her, that purse can't hold very much!

[Raavak]

probably only 2 schlongs at one time

[Xantille]

Cannot confirm or deny this but I heard Xantille apped and was denied his pixel shower

Lols

I was offered many things to join during Nilly recruitment drive v6.0, but decided not to waste my time on this awful server instead

[Xantille]

Also i am disappoint that you would even mention such unsubstantiated rumors, NiGron

[STILLnotMORNIN]

I can confirm Xantille was offered a long term contract and a substantial signing bonus to join up with Nilly but instead decided to retire a free agent like a true hero.

Pras.

[Tomato King6]

If you don't know who Sasha Grey is, that's because she's a nobody. In fact, not just "a" nobody, but the nobody. She's one of those "break-the-mold" porn stars who go into porn but can't reconcile their career choice with parental/societal expectations, so they go out of their way to seem intelligent and deep. Kind of like Asia Carrera, who mentions that she likes "quantum physics" every chance she gets. Alright, we get it, you're a nerd. Awesome. And now I'm looking at you squirt pool balls out your asshole.

I don't know what this obsession is with porn stars to try to seem deep and intelligent. We don't care. People aren't watching you because we want to see if you can name drop philosophers at parties.

On her website, Sasha strains to call herself an "artist," and that she decided to do porn because she could "bring an enigmatic quality to it."

ADJECTIVE: enigmatic
1. Having an unobvious or mysterious meaning; hard to understand
2. Mysterious

Sasha, who has appeared in such films as "Buttman's Stretch Class 2, Swallow My Squirt 4, Gang Bang My Face" and "Ass Eaters Unanimous 19" wants to bring some mystery and depth to porn. At no point in my life have I been watching porn and thought, "what does this mean?!" Porn isn't mysterious and deep, it's just a transaction between us, the paying customers, and you, the person being paid to show us your genitals. Don't like it? Fine, don't do it. But quit trying to elevate porn to art. We don't read Playboy for the articles, and we don't watch your videos because it's art.

Sasha has been working on an autobiographical documentary, illustrating her experiences from the age of 18 to 21. Newsflash:

Your life has already been documented in 193 adult films.

She's 23 years old, and did porn from 18 to 21, so her life between those years has been exhaustingly documented. The average length of one of these shitty videos is an hour long. If you watched every adult film Sasha Grey has been in back to back, it would take 8 days and 58 minutes to watch them consecutively. There is nothing left to document, you cow. You did porn for 3 years, and every gaping second of it has been filmed. Are we missing something?

Her interests on MySpace include "intellectual intimacy" followed by "carpe fucking diem." Her favorite TV shows include "Homer and his family," and "NFL when the, bears, cowboys or i guess the raiders are playing but i don't really watch tv anymore,."

She recently made headlines when she was chastised for "promoting child literacy" by reading to kids in an elementary school. She went on talk shows to do damage control by stating that she's now an "ex-porn star," and that she shouldn't be stigmatized just because the children she read to might Google her name and find that she starred in "No Swallowing Allowed 13." You know what? I agree. Porn stars shouldn't be stigmatized, because pretty much everyone looks at porn. But when you go out of your way to distance yourself from your past by telling everyone that you're now a legitimate actress and an "artist," guess what? You can't keep using your porn name and notoriety to land speaking engagements, acting gigs or signings. Want to be thought of as a legitimate actress? Fine, then don't keep calling yourself Sasha Grey. You're no longer Sasha. You're Marina Hantzis from Sacramento.

Sasha's an idiot, but that's not the reason I hate her. Everything I said above has nothing to do with the reason I think she's terrible at being human. The reason I hate her is because of a live show I saw her in this past week.

I was at a comedy show in which Sasha was one of the guest panelists. Her job was to listen to performers debate a topic for 1 minute, and then decide which performer had the stronger debating skills. Throughout the entire show, she kept interrupting the performers, the other panelists, and even the hosts of the show. This woman has an unquenchable thirst for attention. Sometimes she'd just interrupt with a noise or a growl. No rhyme or reason, just Sasha saying "hey everyone, look at me!" When she wasn't busy talking and interrupting the show, she was busy texting and ignoring the performers, denying them the respect she demands of her own "art."

At one point during the show, she just got up and left during one of the performances. Then she meandered back in, started texting again, and sat there like a babbling idiot when it was her turn to share her stupid, unfunny anecdote about the performances. Her attempts at humor are so smug, and self-satisfied, you'd think she went to college for it. And this is coming from a guy whose site is titled, "The Best Page in the Universe." When I call you narcissistic, that's saying something.

And despite all of her smugness and pretentious blustering, she continues to get work and notoriety because she's a bitch. Being a bitch may seem counter-intuitive, but here's why girls like Sasha can make money in porn: the guys who watch her are spineless pussies. Her fans are virgins and idiots (mutually inclusive), and she can manipulate them into compliance by flashing a tit and dropping some nerd reference. Then all the pussies who can't get laid will fawn after her and idolize her, because she's exactly what every lonely nerd imagines the perfect girl to be: attractive with an interest in nerdisms. She's anything but a nerd. How could she be? She's too busy sniffing her own ass and spinning people around her to keep up the illusion that the microcosmic world she lives in matters.

Don't believe me? Here are some comments her fans left her from her most recent Facebook post:

"sasha please sex me,,"

Yes Sasha, please sex him. And when you're done promoting child literacy, maybe you can promote fan literacy.

"I would give my life for night with you"

Loser.

"I fuck you sasha ... you wonderful very sexy..."

"So what is it you do? Oh, you fuck Sasha? Well, she wonderful ... very sexy." Dipshit.

"your sexy"

You're.

"fuck what everyone says sasha ur beautiful and u can do anything u put ur mind 2"

One person liked this comment. One other person read that, thought about it, moved his mouse over and clicked 'like' to register his approval of this message. Let it be known that for now and forever, Johnny R. on Facebook would like the world to know that he supports Sasha's endeavor to accomplish her goals.

"is it u in eminem video clip space bound ??????"

Is it "u" Sasha? Is it u in eminem video clip ?????? I need to know urgently!

"love your music and your soul!"

Yes Sasha, your fans adore your vagina and your music, but you know what they really like about you? Your soul. Keep putting that on display because your fans love it.

I think I've proven my point. Or maybe I haven't, I don't care, because I'm going to gnaw my face off if I have to read any more of these stupid comments.

Did anyone read this?

[Dundidit]

Did anyone read this?

I did

[diplo]

she was on a season of Entourage, dating vinny..pretty decent actress

[Tomato King6]

anyone who watches entourage is infact a complete faggot

[Misto]

Dont know who she is but she looks like a nasty lanky alien monster that i wouldnt touch even with a condom on.

She looks like a heroine addict.

I'd stay away.

PENIS TOO VALUABLE.

I NEED IT FOR PISS MAKING.

[Misto]

Project 1999.

Where men judge a woman's worth by what they can fit in their assholes.

[Smedy]

I can confirm Xantille was offered a long term contract and a substantial signing bonus to join up with Nilly but instead decided to retire a free agent like a true hero.

Pras.

Pras be to teh gods, xant could use some pixels but his amazing integrity as a champ stays legit througout the rough days in norrath

[diplo]

anyone who watches entourage is infact a complete faggot

And I can say that anyone who posts status updates of his tomato garden to an online forum community is also a complete faggot ;)

[p-niner]

And I can say that anyone who posts status updates of his tomato garden to an online forum community is also a complete faggot ;)

Zinnggggggg

[p-niner]

anyone who watches entourage is infact a complete faggot

Early seasons were good later seasons flopped

[Loli Pops]

Early seasons were good later seasons flopped

[lite]

http://i.imgur.com/zgxjWvN.jpg

may this thread never die

[marie]

^ that pic actually looks good, the OP looks really really bad

[p-niner]

Im hungry

[Potus]

I don't really care for Sasha Grey. There are far better porn stars out there. I don't get her popularity.

[Smedy]

I don't really care for Sasha Grey. There are far better porn stars out there. I don't get her popularity.

its the look she gives as she deepthroats dick, the complete soulless stare of a bitch who got abused in her childhood

you americans love that shit dawg

[runlvlzero]

its the look she gives as she deepthroats dick, the complete soulless stare of a bitch who got abused in her childhood

you americans love that shit dawg

I would dare say Europe probably has more trafficking in human slaves than the U.S. Dunno what u talking about. Were the land of the prudish and puritanical.

^ that pic actually looks good, the OP looks really really bad

I wasn't going for good looks. I was going for shear depravity. Yes Lite picked a good one. She can almost look desirable at moments.

But the way she pulls off the vacant nympho slut look is quite impressive. I've seen sex dolls that look less creepy than some of her other facial expressions.

Needless to say I find it amusing that Ames played a female toon and googled it. And to my suprise I saw a ton of interdasting internet picturz.

[runlvlzero]

And she almost looks normal for a girl in my area in the striped one Ames posted.

[Loli Pops]

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/573/040/47b.jpg