Hb I'm scared for your sanity

[Sickpuppy]

93 posts I'm 2 days discuss

[heartbrand]

Combine a bad cold that has kept me in bed with no sports to watch and the disintegration of the patriots with now Aaron Hernandez being released, shits not good.

[Barkingturtle]

Tebow to Pro Bowl as TE.

Count on it. God works in ways most mysterious.

[Sickpuppy]

94

[p-niner]

Yaw im sad some 22 yr old with millions of dollars is dumb enough to try and be a banger

[Agatha]

I need a port to kareena, i gotta check my fraction with the split paw gnawls

[diplo]

i wasted a solid pick on hernandez last year. good riddance.

tebows going to play out of his mind this year...belichick is a genius.

[heartbrand]

Pats need fucking receivers but then again they won 3 Super Bowls with a very mediocre receiving core

[diplo]

belichick knows what he's doing...they always pick up sleepers, develop them into great receivers and then dump them when they reach past their prime.

[heartbrand]

At least the pats did the right thing whereas the ravens kept a murderer on their roster

[Barkingturtle]

Hernandez to Oakland after arraignment and bail.

Mark it down.

[Loto]

That would make me so happy

[visage]

Combine a bad cold that has kept me in bed with no sports to watch and the disintegration of the patriots with now Aaron Hernandez being released, shits not good.

What do you for a living??? Wife??? Family??? Gf??? You 16??? What is the story brew

[SamwiseRed]

HB's story is floating around the forums somewhere, lemme try to find it.

edit: found it checkraise=hb

Checkraise stared emotionlessly at the gun he held in his hand. This was a culminating point of his life – all those missed opportunities, all those filthy whore women who rejected him, all those empty packets of burritos, laying scattered across his room like crusty pieces of his dignity. What a life...a wasted one at that, and what better a way to go than dying and rotting alone the way he lived – surrounded by his own filth and shortcomings. He wondered if they would need some kind of special crane of machine to remove his bloated corpse.
Checkraise furrowed his brow, the sweat slowly dripping down his clammy chins. This was it, maybe one last pizza would be ordered. He couldn’t go dying on an empty stomach now could he? To Google he went. But then, in a moment of desolation, Checkraise decided to revisit his lost love, to give his old cruel mistress, one last glimpse....
”E..V….E….R…..Q…U…” as he typed in to Google, Checkraise saw something that would avert his suicide, and give his life meaning once again. “EVERQUEST Project 1999 Classic Everquest Server.” His heart skipped a bit, his pupils dilated, his boner boned for the first time in years.
No longer would he have to live in this shame filled world, no longer would his knowledge of ancient computer games go unchecked, no longer would he have to live as a level 1 in his parent’s basement.…this was a new dawn….this was…THE BIRTH OF CHECKRAISE.

[SamwiseRed]

bump for visage^^

[karsten]

I need a port to kareena, i gotta check my fraction with the split paw gnawls

hehe I got that joke

[Nirgon]

I think he knows a steal when he sees it and will use Tebow's desperation as motivation... and work him to death into becoming at least a second string QB for the Pats.

Tebow is gonna work for that money or be very fucked. I'm going with literally get worked to the brink of death and make it for now. What's that line from Full Metal Jacket? I'm going to PT you until you fucking die? Yeah.. that for Tebow.

[Tomato King6]

boner boned.

Luv you pookie

[Agatha]

hehe I got that joke

you know everyone fucks up pronouncing shit in everquest, but i have never come across people like sealer and sickpuppy that fuck up EVERY single word, its fucking amazing.

[p-niner]

U hhaven't talked to sektors about EQ then

[Xantille]

At least the pats did the right thing whereas the ravens kept a murderer on their roster

U ded bro

[Xantille]

Also HB how are you a Nets fan and a Patriots fan? SCUM

[heartbrand]

I grew up in CT where you could go for boston sports team or NY sports teams. My dad's corporate HQ at the time was in cherry hill, NJ and he had corporate tix to the nets, so I grew up going to the swamp [meadowlands] to nets games, so I became a nets fan. I was a pats fan because my dad is from mass. and liked all boston teams, including the celts.

[GrobbGangsta]

All Nihilum are Duke, Pats/Cowboys, Yankees, Heat/Lakers fans. Pretty typ IMO

[Xantille]

I grew up in CT where you could go for boston sports team or NY sports teams. My dad's corporate HQ at the time was in cherry hill, NJ and he had corporate tix to the nets, so I grew up going to the swamp [meadowlands] to nets games, so I became a nets fan. I was a pats fan because my dad is from mass. and liked all boston teams, including the celts.

Makes sense.

Watch out for these Baltimore street shootings u no

[heartbrand]

Nets are like one of the least popular teams in professional sports so kinda hard to hit me with front runner status there

[SamwiseRed]

pro sports not as good as college. sooner fan here and utep

[heartbrand]

Makes sense.

Watch out for these Baltimore street shootings u no

no joke I just got a call on my work line from baltimore city saying be on the look out for a shooter, black male in early 20's.

[Xantille]

no joke I just got a call on my work line from baltimore city saying be on the look out for a shooter, black male in early 20's.

Lolol REALLY NARROWS IT DOWN

I work in the city. Shits rough dog.

[Nirgon]

Baltimore shootings did have a nasty little spike there

[Tomato King6]

I love cock, also I like to watch apes dunk a basketball in a hoop like its a huge vent. I like when they get sweaty. I pretend to be wealthy in real life attempting to prove this to a delapitated community of shitbags because I have no self worth. Also I have no dignity or pride and joined nihilum for pixels and complain there is no pvp after cockblocking the server out of basic bossmobs and they all quit.

[heartbrand]

Here, let me help you: di·lap·i·dat·ed

[GoodGuyAmes]

Why on earth would a white person choose to live in bmore unless you are a criminal defense attorney or trauma surgeon?

[Nirgon]

Yeah I don't live there, I just visit Fed Hill, Canton, Power Plant live (rarely, shit is hood as fuck leaving after bars close) and the stadiums

[p-niner]

Why on earth would a white person choose to live in bmore unless you are a criminal defense attorney or trauma surgeon?

White income in a black hood means more disposable income. He works from home and does his shopping from amazon.com to avoid getting mugged.

[Nirgon]

To be fair, there's no zone lines to run to and plug immediately at 99% hp

[heartbrand]

White income in a black hood means more disposable income. He works from home and does his shopping from amazon.com to avoid getting mugged.

Baltimore county =/= Baltimore city

[Xantille]

Yeah I don't live there, I just visit Fed Hill, Canton, Power Plant live (rarely, shit is hood as fuck leaving after bars close) and the stadiums

let's all get together and debate classic Everquest over drinks?

[Nirgon]

Sure, I'll pour a few drinks and argue some classic mechanics on here with ya tomorrow night

[heartbrand]

I got 4 tix right behind 3rd base to orioles id invite Nirgon but I think he would prolly just discuss eq the whole time whereas me and xant can talk about da finer things in life u no?

[heartbrand]

Or Nirgon would be that real annoying baseball fan telling is all these sabermetric stats every time a new batter is up

[Nirgon]

Or I'd be that guy in the bug section defending classic EQ mechanics.

Ask in AIM chat if I really had that Sunstrike scroll on me or not, then tell Awwalike it's real.

KKthxbye.

[heartbrand]

I have literally zero clue what you just said or what it meant

[GoodGuyAmes]

that aim chat is a fukin viper pit

[heartbrand]

Don't worry Nirgon got griefed out of aim chat

[Agatha]

that aim chat is a fukin viper pit

i stopped goin like 2 years ago. and that was pre faggotry

[Num1RecommendedByDentists]

Don't worry Heartbrand got griefed out of Holocaust

[heartbrand]

Wait wut? I was in holocaust until the end, even took over with mornin at the very end.

[Num1RecommendedByDentists]

on legacy of zek

pls stop pretending as if you don't recall leaving ventrilo on the verge of tears after a verbal lashing from lasher

[SamwiseRed]

i love bashin hb however i will point out he did outlast most of the holobads from joining nilly. at least a good 6 months contesting them before succumbing to the zerg overmind. gloinz lasted about 1 month of being in range, gongshow didnt even last a day post kunark.

[SamwiseRed]

i guess im trying to say, at least he tried. more than alot of these losers can say ie eldermoran and company.

[p-niner]

Lasher is a swell fellow. Glad hes at all the nilly raids providing manasong.

[heartbrand]

Mana runs low on 79 man faydedar raids u no?

[p-niner]

Mana runs low on 79 man faydedar raids u no?

Well played

[Xantille]

I got 4 tix right behind 3rd base to orioles id invite Nirgon but I think he would prolly just discuss eq the whole time whereas me and xant can talk about da finer things in life u no?

awwwww yissssssss

[diplo]

All Nihilum are Duke, Pats/Cowboys, Yankees, Heat/Lakers fans. Pretty typ IMO

Knicks and Eagles fan here!

go chip!

[Sektor]

Knicks and Eagles fan here!

go chip!

E A G L E S. EAGLES!!!!!

[Nirgon]

dis dude gone