The Great Betrayal of Norrath, Chapter 1

[Stasis]

People are upset about Holocaust members joining Nihilum. Really, the choice was easy. Ever since the beginning of the server I was extremely attracted to Nizzar's play style and leadership ability. When he would port around with Lovely on his druid and fight us it was really a great time. We'd shit talk each other, have some laughs, and in the end we'd joke with each other.

Then things became...more complicated. People became more entrenched in their positions. The hate began to grow on both sides. However, Nizzar and myself maintained a very amicable relationship that was bordering on fondness. We talked daily. Our communications always remained respectable and professional. He'd kill me sometimes, sometimes we'd kill him. I always made sure he was okay afterwards and consoled him during periods of anguish or frustration.

One day it just happened. I remember it clearly. The desert madmen were murmuring and skulking about the Southern Deserts of Ro. The moss snakes, satiated with the sun on their cold bellies in the afternoon light, were hissing. Even the dreaded orc camps were relatively peaceful and quiet. I saw him. A noble hero in his Vermiculated armor teleported into the ancient druid ruins alone. He began his afternoon meditation. I stuck my head up from behind a rock and let out a quiet groan of pleasure. The powerful druid's eyes were fixed upon, nay, locked upon my succulent dwarf body.

What happened next could only be described as magic beyond the power of all the magical forces in Felwithe. We became one in body and soul. To this day I pledge my allegiance to this great man. The most gentle, innocent and kind man to have ever walked upon the sands of the Southern Desert of Ro.

To be continued...

[Bazia]

someone is putting forth a lot of effort

[Stasis01]

Pretty factual.

[STILLnotMORNIN]

didnt think these forums could possibly get any gayer... until now

[Stasis]

Chapter 2: How I Came to Love the Monk from Freeport

Nizzar: The Role of a Lifetime

In all his guises and careers, Nizzar valued the response of the audience more than his critical notices. While few of his political decisions were poll-driven, he cared immensely about his standing with ordinary Norrathians and relatively little about the opinions of the experts. That was just as well for Nizzar, for expert opinion in 2012 gave low marks to his eyepatched reign of terror. Soon after Nizzar switched from a druid to a monk, a survey of Norrathian historians and political scientists conducted by the Erudin Research Institute ranked him twenty-second among the then-forty Red99 players. Even among the rank and file Nihilum, Nizzar’s normally dependable political base, the verdict on his leadership was far from unanimous. At the time, influential nerds worried that their hero had conceded too much to Holocaust leader Illi; some were also alarmed about his economic legacy through his furious camping of manastones.

[SamwiseRed]

i actually enjoyed the read, thank you OP.

[Seary]

http://i.imgur.com/t655rGH.gif

[Kraftwerk]

Stasis imposter covered.

I'm looking forward to the newly minted Thrilla imposter posts as well - http://www.project1999.org/forums/member.php?u=31608

[HoloLost]

Stasis Journal Entry 3, December 4th, 2432, The Ocean of Tears:

His dirty-blonde hair blew in the cooling winds of the Ocean of Tears. As my thoughts drifted to that magical afternoon in the Southern Deserts of Ro I couldn't help but wonder if he shared the same thoughts. Did he care for me as I cared for him? Was he using me to kill the Allizewsaur faster? Would he give me that diamond ring I'd always dreamt about?

As I observed the grace and swiftness with which he swung his Scimitar of the Mistwalker I felt a single tear roll down by bearded cheek. Has Bristlebane blessed my dwarf heart with my eternal companion?

"Backstab ze mob!", Troriste shouted at me in our voice communication chat channel. Ah, how could I be so careless to not have been waiting for the monster to show himself. The monster's beady, dumb eyes looked down at me with fear and a certain resignation. Did it know the love that this druid and I shared? Could it comprehend his goodness? I could feel a sinking feeling deep within my dwarven nether-regions.

As the great beast fell, my palms grew sweaty in both anticipation and due to the salty ocean air. The handsome, faggot-bearded druid announced that the beast had no treasures. Immediately I threw back my head and let forth a scream of agony. However, the scream wasn't because I myself was in pain, no. I couldn't stand to see my prince, my king, my leader disappointed. I immediately gave him a jewel to satisfy his lizardman-like greed for valuables.

Would my love return the favor in the future? Only time would tell. For now, I must ready my blade.

Yours truly,

Stasis the Succulent

[Nirgon]

Gotta love farming OOT dino for blue diamond gear with exploited mistwalkers

Shit's classic

[tehruoh]

This shit is hilarious.

[Nirgon]

unban pls, total cliff hanger

[Infectious]

Wow... If only nizzar had feeling below his waist he probably would tell you he had a hard on for you also.

[reddi lol]

YIKES

[Faerie]

Dwarves are disgusting.

[Awwalike]

We talked daily.




















I came

[Agatha]

we talked daily for sure

[Smedy]

cast putting in time and effort yall *****s better RESPECT THE COACH

[Smedy]

<<----- right here son, come at me

least the coach is trying, u feelin me dawg?

[quido]

It's only because Ambrotos wasn't in his guild.

[Num1RecommendedByDentists]

sundawg is scum

[Harr1son]

There's no transparency.

That's why there needs to be both a ban list and no fucking retarded "anon" guides or gms.

Without it, you get Amelindas, Borts, Ambrotos, et al

AKA massive favoritism and downright cheating. Your guild most of all knows all about how great it is to be able to cheat without repercussion.


A white knight speaking out on how to white knight things. Hey Joshy your girlfriend looks a lot like Amelinda.

[Harr1son]

A white knight speaking out on how to white knight things. Hey Joshy your girlfriend looks a lot like Amelinda.

oh snap

http://www.gateworld.net/news/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/wwe_smackdown2.jpg

[Harr1son]

I will be awaiting your rebuttal.

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.111316!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/alg-snooki-jpg.jpg

[quido]

Harrison, everyone except you knows who Ambrotos is. Ya moran.

[Shrubwise]

oh snap

http://www.gateworld.net/news/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/wwe_smackdown2.jpg

Whats going on in dis photo, dat guys neck snap or something?

[Pudge]

This shit is hilarious.

[Andis]

stasis confirmed gay

[Tomato King6]

People are upset about Holocaust members joining Nihilum. Really, the choice was easy. Ever since the beginning of the server I was extremely attracted to Nizzar's play style and leadership ability. When he would port around with Lovely on his druid and fight us it was really a great time. We'd shit talk each other, have some laughs, and in the end we'd joke with each other.

Then things became...more complicated. People became more entrenched in their positions. The hate began to grow on both sides. However, Nizzar and myself maintained a very amicable relationship that was bordering on fondness. We talked daily. Our communications always remained respectable and professional. He'd kill me sometimes, sometimes we'd kill him. I always made sure he was okay afterwards and consoled him during periods of anguish or frustration.

One day it just happened. I remember it clearly. The desert madmen were murmuring and skulking about the Southern Deserts of Ro. The moss snakes, satiated with the sun on their cold bellies in the afternoon light, were hissing. Even the dreaded orc camps were relatively peaceful and quiet. I saw him. A noble hero in his Vermiculated armor teleported into the ancient druid ruins alone. He began his afternoon meditation. I stuck my head up from behind a rock and let out a quiet groan of pleasure. The powerful druid's eyes were fixed upon, nay, locked upon my succulent dwarf body.

What happened next could only be described as magic beyond the power of all the magical forces in Felwithe. We became one in body and soul. To this day I pledge my allegiance to this great man. The most gentle, innocent and kind man to have ever walked upon the sands of the Southern Desert of Ro.

To be continued...


Gayest shit I ever read on this forum I was expecting you to tell us how he tasted.

Why don't you tell us the truth that all you holotard idiots running around thinking EQ classic pvp was fun he was building a guild.

I told everyone from the start they would join, they are mindless nincompoops

[Harr1son]

Gayest shit I ever read on this forum I was expecting you to tell us how he tasted.

Why don't you tell us the truth that all you holotard idiots running around thinking EQ classic pvp was fun he was building a guild.

I told everyone from the start they would join, they are mindless nincompoops

I enjoyed the creative writing particulars. Which also confirms, that he indeed does give a shit, about the box he called shit.

The core of Lolocaust is Generally fond of avoiding any challenges in game. They will cry and cease to play when their spawns are taken from them. And will flee at the sight of any opposition.

They are very strict about avoiding any PVP that doesn't involve them having every complete advantage. While a handful of them, PVP-wise do have exceptional skills, any of that skill is pretty much undermined by their lack of ability to face challenges, and fight against difficult odds.

Many will say they took out omg 10 of us vs 20. But that means absolutely nothing when 19 of those players are in full shire gear and derping.

What I say may be a bold over generalization, but it is pretty much the core of what Lolocaust and their followers thrived off of.

Now that this is a new box, alliances and allegiances are split apart. I believe change is possible and probably has already occurred among many of them. Therefor I duly forgive them of all and wipe a clean slate and embrace brotherhood in the spirit of competition and pixel wanting.

After all many of us have been wiped many times, its easy to take the easy route.

but yeh, nice creative writing skills stasis. may you thrive. and tunare bless u.

[Stasis]

The sultry hot sun beat down upon my dwarven face as I hiked through the rolling hills of the Dreaded Lands. I was in hot pursuit. Hot pursuit of some sweet, sweet Nizzar. The relationship had evolved into something I couldn't vocalize. I oft have tried to explain the adoration I hold for my lover, king, and god but it cannot be uttered in the common tongue. His grace, intelligence, and keen eye for any strategic advantage in all situations made me long for his embrace.

As my parched mouth longed to be satiated by his wet, mealy kisses my mind drifted. Was joining Nihilum a mistake after all? Many had lost their minds already. Gongshow had been given up to maddness. He had sacrificed himself to the greater good and was reincarnated in the form of another untitlted and insignificant monk of no regard. Yes, time has a way of stripping the good out of some. I don't believe Nizzar would ever betray my devotion to him. Ah, his eyepatched face with his delicately trimmed goatee. How could I ever doubt him?

With all of this aside, I will still do anything to obtain the treasures of the dragon. At what cost would I betray Nizzar my prince, my love, my robed male-succubus? Perhaps when the long winter comes we shall know...

Stasis

[DeadlyApostle]

Male version of a succubus is an incubus btw.

[big league chew]

a fungus among us btw.

[Nirgon]

sig

[Num1RecommendedByDentists]

upgraded this thread from 1 star to 3 stars

come on i know we can get it up to 5

[Nizzarr]

testing new sig

[Nirgon]

Lold

[Num1RecommendedByDentists]

hahahahahahahahahaahhahahaha

[Andis]

nizzar, I sense alot of raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaging in guild

[mostbitter]

ignoring another poster is like admitting defeat =\

[Nirgon]

So is having to "something something" (I'd get banned).

[Littlegyno 9.0]

nizzar, I sense alot of raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaging in guild

zero rage. we are all happy as clams.

[GoodGuyAmes]

http://zam.zamimg.com/images/6/b/6b4a189920ce18fd26e4121686d94870.png

[rsloans84]

So how many manastones do u have? Ill play heal bot for epic/ manastone clr :p <3

[big league chew]

So how many manastones do u have? Ill play heal bot for epic/ manastone clr :p <3

delete & uninstall

[GoodGuyAmes]

delete & uninstall

champion of guk aka slayer of faygits aka best looking shadowknight on server

[Doors]

Dwarves are disgusting.

fuk u

[Nune]

Stasis joins the EZ Mode guild.

The Great Obvious Move No One Was Surprised By of Norrath, pt who cares, Good to know people in wheelchairs still getting bj's in 2013

[marie]

People are upset about Holocaust members joining Nihilum. Really, the choice was easy. Ever since the beginning of the server I was extremely attracted to Nizzar's play style and leadership ability. When he would port around with Lovely on his druid and fight us it was really a great time. We'd shit talk each other, have some laughs, and in the end we'd joke with each other.

Then things became...more complicated. People became more entrenched in their positions. The hate began to grow on both sides. However, Nizzar and myself maintained a very amicable relationship that was bordering on fondness. We talked daily. Our communications always remained respectable and professional. He'd kill me sometimes, sometimes we'd kill him. I always made sure he was okay afterwards and consoled him during periods of anguish or frustration.

One day it just happened. I remember it clearly. The desert madmen were murmuring and skulking about the Southern Deserts of Ro. The moss snakes, satiated with the sun on their cold bellies in the afternoon light, were hissing. Even the dreaded orc camps were relatively peaceful and quiet. I saw him. A noble hero in his Vermiculated armor teleported into the ancient druid ruins alone. He began his afternoon meditation. I stuck my head up from behind a rock and let out a quiet groan of pleasure. The powerful druid's eyes were fixed upon, nay, locked upon my succulent dwarf body.

What happened next could only be described as magic beyond the power of all the magical forces in Felwithe. We became one in body and soul. To this day I pledge my allegiance to this great man. The most gentle, innocent and kind man to have ever walked upon the sands of the Southern Desert of Ro.

To be continued...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIAkfnUpi2I