Naez's owl picture of the day

[GODPARTICLE]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/08/09/article-2024155-0D5CE2F000000578-283_964x575.jpg

[Agatha]

hahaha fuck you.

[Twain]

A+ post. Would read again.

[reddi lol]

Select * from table;

Look gais I pr0gramm3r

[Agatha]

we got some developers in here. http://youtu.be/KMU0tzLwhbE

[GODPARTICLE]

Select * from table;

Look gais I pr0gramm3r

build a more efficient query to pull two separate but related counts from a single table

[reddi lol]

Select a.field, b.field
From table a
Left join table b
On a.field2 = b.field2
Where naezisretard = 'Y';

L0l I haz sum cum loud degree from Internet skewlz pr0grammin

[GODPARTICLE]

you missed the keywrod clause of the select, counts

[reddi lol]

Sorry, select * count (distinct retards)

[hagard]

CUT IT OUT NERDS

[this user was banned]

fuck relational databaeseses!

[GODPARTICLE]

check 1st 2nd normal form to know why relationional >

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_normal_form

[reddi lol]

Need dat mongo db

[tarran]

I approve ducks, and owls.

[Agatha]

Since you posted such a vial picture, i took it upon myself to catch an owl and poison it with drain cleaner. You did this naez, you did this.
http://i.imgur.com/Vtap7zX.jpg