Who is

[BrobbVZ]

Going to be the person in Nihilum to step up to the plate and take 10-15 of their guys and go make some fun pvp on this server? Aren't you guys tired of killing the same mobs uncontested? We are on a pvp server to have fun and pvp. It isnt fun when there is one group that has 35+ members at every raid while the other guilds can put together 8.

You won the server, now lets have some fun.

Who is it going to be? Checkraise? Twainz? Someone step up and lets do this. We all want to have fun, and I am sure you raiding the same mobs for the past 2years uncontested isn't very fun. Gongshow and co, you guys got your gear. Now its time to dip and let the good times roll.

[Mocri]

Oh Brobb, you still think the people in Nihilum play for PvP, and thats cute.

Truth is, the few in the guild that actually enjoy pvp'ing, wont back away from the pixel buffet. And the rest dont care.

Time to bail.

[Greegon]

Who is it going to be? Checkraise?

lol idk where you were, but ole checkraise already went down that road and

http://i.qkme.me/3q3h23.jpg

[SamwiseRed]

dont give a fuck if i cut my arm bleeding.

[Bazia]

We are on a pvp server to have fun and pvp.

I have pvp'd every day for the past week, I play for the pvp not the content myself

have multiple alts in various level ranges parked in unrest/cb/misty/MM

worx good if u just want to pvp, if u wanna raid then yeah just join nihi so p much everyone is winning as raiders are raiding (in nihi) and pvpers are pvping (if they actually want to)

The biggest pvp killers are actually <Force>, of all 3 "big" guilds they are the only ones that will literally bring 5 oor healers after I dunk on a member of theirs in pvp range.

Still 27-0 on bunga, about 10 of them being force so still smilin hard as hell, shit's classic, etc

[Bazia]

Also asking nicely for a guild to split up is blue as fuck, grief them off or dealwithit.jpg

[mendan]

hate to say it brobb but you guys created the zerg by holding hands with azrael. I told you not to, but we had to recruit to have any chance against the 3 guild 50 man force (no pun intended) you guys were bringing to raid mobs. now we have way too many apps, where once we had 25-30, even sometimes in the low 20s for raid mobs.

[SamwiseRed]

you've created a monster.

[Pudge]

i was just putting together a post to the same effect tonight. then i started playing dota and never got around to completing it. same sentiments, maybe i'll post tomorrow

[Bazia]

don't really need these posts as various azrael members rant about it in ooc every 20 minutes

less qq more pew pew imo

[Pudge]

hate to say it brobb but you guys created the zerg by holding hands with azrael. I told you not to, but we had to recruit to have any chance against the 3 guild 50 man force (no pun intended) you guys were bringing to raid mobs. now we have way too many apps, where once we had 25-30, even sometimes in the low 20s for raid mobs.

lol. literally ONE NIGHT, EVERYONE on the server other than nihilum banded together to say "this is bullshit" and try to contest. There were 80 ppl in seb, 40 nihi and 40 others. Sorry to break it to you, but that kind of hand-holding shouldnt happen on a server with 85 pop..

ever.









also, you made 0 puns.

[Num1RecommendedByDentists]

nihilum breaking into multiple guilds won't save this server from the god awful resist code and bullshit items(tstaff, skean, golem wand, trak tooth, etc.)

[Agatha]

all that "broken" stuff aside, i still found pvp fun.

[Faerie Blossom]

I think the server needs more bluebies. If they'll level characters just to camp at track sites and sit for hours at a spawn point for just a *chance* at a raid target, imagine what they would do if they had to pvp Nihilum for their loot. Those people are dedicated.

It seems the solution is to put an end to the blue server so enough of them come here to form another raid guild. Now we just need to win the devs over, and then it's smooth sailing to classic EQ :)

[mendan]

lol. literally ONE NIGHT, EVERYONE on the server other than nihilum banded together to say "this is bullshit" and try to contest. There were 80 ppl in seb, 40 nihi and 40 others. Sorry to break it to you, but that kind of hand-holding shouldnt happen on a server with 85 pop..

ever.









also, you made 0 puns.

wrong, it wasn't one night. it may have been one night YOU were online...
but then again, that trak haste cloak rots nicely on your non pvp, non logging in ass.
not gonna explain the pun to you...

[Num1RecommendedByDentists]

that mistwalker rotted nicely too

[mendan]

the anger is strong within you...

same ole joke, still not funny.

someones mad trak cape rotting away...

[mendan]

it prolly wouldn't be such a stretch of the imagination that something like this would happen if the majority of the other side wasn't trash talkers. the majority of nilly just likes seeing the trash talking scum eat their own words. yea it prolly ruins the server, but if people on the opposition would just humble up a little, the server could thrive once again.

[Silent]

Oh Mendan....I don't even know where to begin, Everything you say you seem to think is true. What server are you playing on again?

[mendan]

I wouldn't say fiction... I leave that up to azrael.

[Jezibell]

Mendan you have something to say about everything. I desire to punch you in the fucking face.

[Smedy]

Southpark said it best, you cannot kill that which has no life.

Theres no winning over people in wheelchairs and drug addicts stuck on obamacare. I'm simply not that fucked up in real life to compete with you pals

I think the best guild on the server is flowers of happiness, they get the most fun for the least pve and are winners in my eyes

[Jenni D]

Smedy knows the score

[Tradesonred]

Southpark said it best, you cannot kill that which has no life.

Theres no winning over people in wheelchairs and drug addicts stuck on obamacare. I'm simply not that fucked up in real life to compete with you pals


Dude, youre cruel enough to think laughing at peoples misery is some kind of edgy badge of honor, you belong with the rest of these creepy fucks, stop fighting it.

[Faerie Blossom]

Is anyone here actually wheelchair bound? I thought this was just some kinda red99 meme...

[Tradesonred]

I dont think it matters if someone is actually in a wheelchair or not

If i starting making fun of someone who says his sister is dead, and everybody joins in, wether the sister is dead or not doesnt really change much in the assesment of the cruelty itself. Youre one sick fuck one way or the other.

I wheeled my dad around for months in a wheelchair when he had cancer last year before he died, so it rings a particularly nasty bell with me

[Faerie Blossom]

I dont think it matters if someone is actually in a wheelchair or not

If i starting making fun of someone who says his sister is dead, and everybody joins in, wether the sister is dead or not doesnt really change much.

I wheeled my dad around for months in a wheelchair when he had cancer last year before he died, so it rings a particularly nasty bell with me

This is the internet though, and almost no one can say "it's not okay to say that!" because we've all laughed at some pretty sad stuff. I spent a few years working with people that have mental disabilities, and it bothers me even when people use the word "retard" as an insult, but there's no pretending that I'm somehow better than everyone for it.

You know? :/

[Smedy]

Wear your heart on your sleeve @ the internet always ends in disaster

Like any stand up comedian, just cause you crack jokes and talk shit doesn't really mean you mean any of it.

Calm your cunt and roll on pal, there's kids dying in africa and i don't see you talking about it

[Tradesonred]

http://i.imgflip.com/1lwva.jpg

[Smedy]

that meem was terrible and you should feel bad

[Tradesonred]

Oh yeah? OH YEAH?

[quido]

my guinea pig died =(

[BrobbVZ]

I have faith in some Nihilum members who still enjoy pvp to make this happen. There are players out there like Bazia who tried and gave up, made a lvl 20 and joined Flowers and claims there is lots of pvp. That is great for you Bazia, enjoy the lvl 20 pvp and killing of new players. That isnt my cup of tea, I didnt join this server 4months ago to stay at lvl 20 and pvp fresh players to the server that are coming back to this game to see if they enjoy the game or not. You enjoy that part of the game, I don't.

What I'd love to see on this server is fun pvp over contested mobs. There is nothing more fun than 30 vs 30 fights over say VS or Trakanon. Clean pvp with no mobs coming into the fight. Requires coordination and time, but overall that is when I have the most fun in this game. We just need the players in this game to realize for the server that joining one big guild, aka Nihilum, isn't the right route.

Did you join Red99 to slay Dragons over and over uncontested? Or did you join Red99 for the big fights? I had the most fun on VZ when Ancient Dawn and Defiant were going at it for AoW and whatever Velious mobs. 70 vs 70 fights. I came to Red99 to "relive" those moments kinda and see if the game could still be enjoyed that way. Currently, we have too many players that just want to see pixels and not want to enjoy the PvP.

Please tell me there are players in Nihilum who doesn't like what is happening, has all of their pixels and is willing to help the server thrive again. Thank you.

[Tradesonred]

I have faith in some Nihilum members who still enjoy pvp to make this happen. There are players out there like Bazia who tried and gave up, made a lvl 20 and joined Flowers and claims there is lots of pvp. That is great for you Bazia, enjoy the lvl 20 pvp and killing of new players. That isnt my cup of tea, I didnt join this server 4months ago to stay at lvl 20 and pvp fresh players to the server that are coming back to this game to see if they enjoy the game or not. You enjoy that part of the game, I don't.

What I'd love to see on this server is fun pvp over contested mobs. There is nothing more fun than 30 vs 30 fights over say VS or Trakanon. Clean pvp with no mobs coming into the fight. Requires coordination and time, but overall that is when I have the most fun in this game. We just need the players in this game to realize for the server that joining one big guild, aka Nihilum, isn't the right route.

Did you join Red99 to slay Dragons over and over uncontested? Or did you join Red99 for the big fights? I had the most fun on VZ when Ancient Dawn and Defiant were going at it for AoW and whatever Velious mobs. 70 vs 70 fights. I came to Red99 to "relive" those moments kinda and see if the game could still be enjoyed that way. Currently, we have too many players that just want to see pixels and not want to enjoy the PvP.

Please tell me there are players in Nihilum who doesn't like what is happening, has all of their pixels and is willing to help the server thrive again. Thank you.

Nothing like this will happen until devs patch xp loss in pvp

[Faerie Blossom]

Nothing like this will happen until devs patch xp loss in pvp

Well it's a good thing they're going to very soon. Now that the xp loss issue is out of the way, where do you propose we go from here Mr. Tradesonred?

[BrobbVZ]

XP loss isn't that bad of a thing, its rewarding for those who win. It does come with its disadvantages such as people killing other players naked or even making other players who enjoy griefing to bind camp.

How much more fun could this server be if it had more solid teams. People have their gear now, it can't be the pixels that is making them stay Nihilum... I know for a fact their are players in Nihilum who hate doing what they are doing. WHY NOT CHANGE THAT. Fear for what? Fear that your friends in that guild won't see you as friends anymore? It's a GAME. Lets pvp and have more fun in this game.

At best, the competition vs Nihilum can get 8-9players online and attempt to steal an Ixiblat or stall the opposition team for a little bit longer. That's it. I'm asking those in Nihilum members who don't enjoy what is happening right now to step up. Contact Brobb and I will make a list who would be willing to change what is happening right now and see if we can get something started.

[Elderan]

XP loss isn't that bad of a thing, its rewarding for those who win. It does come with its disadvantages such as people killing other players naked or even making other players who enjoy griefing to bind camp.

How much more fun could this server be if it had more solid teams. People have their gear now, it can't be the pixels that is making them stay Nihilum... I know for a fact their are players in Nihilum who hate doing what they are doing. WHY NOT CHANGE THAT. Fear for what? Fear that your friends in that guild won't see you as friends anymore? It's a GAME. Lets pvp and have more fun in this game.

At best, the competition vs Nihilum can get 8-9players online and attempt to steal an Ixiblat or stall the opposition team for a little bit longer. That's it. I'm asking those in Nihilum members who don't enjoy what is happening right now to step up. Contact Brobb and I will make a list who would be willing to change what is happening right now and see if we can get something started.

Oh Brobb..

You allied with the wrong people and triggered a response from Nihilum which ended up crushing the alliance and a large portion of the peoples will to play in those alliances.

I warned you about this, I told you how it would end. However you refused to listen.

Reap what you sow.

[Tradesonred]

Oh Brobb..

You allied with the wrong people and triggered a response from Nihilum which ended up crushing the alliance and a large portion of the peoples will to play in those alliances.

I warned you about this, I told you how it would end. However you refused to listen.

Reap what you sow.

lol Nihilum talking so tough behind their zergy xp loss, if it ever gets patched, youll get fuckin destroyed at a 1:3 ratio

You can quote me on that

[Tradesonred]

XP loss isn't that bad of a thing, its rewarding for those who win. It does come with its disadvantages such as people killing other players naked or even making other players who enjoy griefing to bind camp.


Its a bluebie mechanic that bleeds out the pop and i have a hard time beleiving it took them all that time to figure it out

If they take any more of their time servers done till velious, or some miraculous influx of pvpers in the middle of summer when word gets around xp loss been patched, which i dont think is likely to happen

[BrobbVZ]

No Elderan, you told me that my guild and I should join Nihilum to crush Azrael. You think I want to play on a server where its only 1 guild? What the fuck? I want to play on a server where there is at LEAST two big guilds fighting over mobs/raids/group content daily.

[big league chew]

drink the swampwater lals

[big league chew]

i got a theory on why brobb hates unrest pvp

it has somethin to do with the way his guild needs 4 55+ members to PL one guy, and 2-4 more 55+ members to protect the first 4 (IN UNREST LALS)

[BrobbVZ]

Are you serious right now Chewie? I do not even understand why you come into this conversation... We enjoy different things, you aren't on my level son. Go back to unrest

[Andis]

hate to say it brobb but you guys created the zerg by holding hands with azrael.

lololololol

good one.

[Sektor]

i got a theory on why brobb hates unrest pvp

it has somethin to do with the way his guild needs 4 55+ members to PL one guy, and 2-4 more 55+ members to protect the first 4 (IN UNREST LALS)

We could be like you Chewie, and twink out our toons, and grief random people in unrest, but to be honest, there's nothing fun about griefing random people, people earn their way to be griefed, you just do it for sport.

[Tradesonred]

Its kind of stupid of Nihilum to play the "We zerged cuz u zerged" game when everyone whos been on server for a while understands it took like 6-9 months to finally gather up a force to contest nihilum on raid content because they had such a huge zerg.

But since im a fair guy, imma also acknowledge that Nihilum is probably a by-product of the original zerg, Holocaust.

And all of that server killin crap could have been avoided if they had ditched xp loss earlier than 1.5 years later.

Players dug server's grave too cuz 90% of feedback to devs was leave xp loss in place, dont listen to them, bind rushing, end of the world, omg.

[big league chew]

Are you serious right now Chewie? I do not even understand why you come into this conversation... We enjoy different things, you aren't on my level son. Go back to unrest

done been thru it all
done seen it all

fa real fa real

[big league chew]

We could be like you Chewie, and twink out our toons, and grief random people in unrest, but to be honest, there's nothing fun about griefing random people, people earn their way to be griefed, you just do it for sport.

oh no my gear too powerful

http://wiki.project1999.org/Double-bladed_Bone_Axe
go kill the level 26 npc and you can be a twink like me imho

[Bazia]

i got a theory on why brobb hates unrest pvp

it has somethin to do with the way his guild needs 4 55+ members to PL one guy, and 2-4 more 55+ members to protect the first 4 (IN UNREST LALS)

funny cuz tru good1 m8

force still catching dirtnaps (check FOH thread for evidence) even when outnumbering and oor'ing true heros

[HippoNipple]

I was in Flowers since server opened and just quit a few months ago. The mentality of just trying to grief made me quit. Any group of higher levels that didn't want to reroll alts ended up going to Nihilum and after helping people or giving stuff away it broke me after 12 months. At this point it is hard to see a direction I would like to go in on this server.

The hardcore PvE players go into Nihilum to enjoy PvE. The loaner PvPers like Gloinz sell out to join Nihilum for free pixels so they can run around in their free time and out gear others in sniper pvp.

The resistance is outnumbered and have little to do while they build a force large enough to match Nihilum's well oiled machine that has been going strong since server open. You basically have to have 20 guys sitting around PL newbies to try to get a force of 40+, which is boring and takes forever. At the same time people get bored and move over to Nihilum to at least do some PvE and gear up. It is a task that I see impossible to accomplish because that is too much to go through just for PvP. Literally months of preparation while the other team is just getting stronger and doing what they enjoy. They don't need the resistance to build a force for mass PvP to have fun, because that's not what they want to do.

If the server could have 3-4 guilds that had 10-15 people on at a time it could be fun. Everyone could just ignore Nihilum as Nihilum would most likely ignore the other guilds as well. All there would need to be is 40-50 players level 50+ to make a fun environment. The server had that but they focused on Nihilum instead of trying to have fun themselves.

[big league chew]

its ok we dont miss carebears

[Sickpuppy]

I hope things on this server make a big reverse ..

[BrobbVZ]

There are people like Chewie, and Bazia who enjoy playing level 20's, posting 3screenshots per week killing newbies to the game. That's fine Chewie, you're about as blue as Nihilum kid. Everytime you run into me you run and camp. That's fine, you're not in my league and this conversation isn't directed towards you. Go back to your forums and PLEASE stop trolling my post.

This post is for the members in Nihilum who do not enjoy what they are doing to fucking leave already and let the good times roll. The ball is in your court, what move are you going to make? Let the server die or try to make it better. Your choice.

[gloinz]

The loaner PvPers like Gloinz sell out to join Nihilum for free pixels so they can run around in their free time and out gear others in sniper pvp.


wrong, joined to bring sweet justice to the azrael zerg

http://cache.bordom.net/server/?type=image&size=full&id=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5sb2xibG9nLmNvLnVrL3dwLWNvbnRlbnQ vdXBsb2Fkcy8yMDA5LzA5L2dldGl0dG9nZXRoZXIuanBn

[HippoNipple]

its ok we dont miss carebears

Shit son, I pvped more than 90% of the guild. Just logged in last night and smoked a red flower within 10 minutes of logging in.

[Faerie Blossom]

I love you Chewie, but if you ask me, bindcamping the AFK and playing twinks in Unrest is pretty blue. What's red is to come back from being bindcamped to fight for the little guy :)

[big league chew]

i know im a nonfactor because every thread becomes about me and how mad i make everyone

o wait

[HippoNipple]

I love you Chewie, but if you ask me, bindcamping the AFK and playing twinks in Unrest is pretty blue. What's red is to come back from being bindcamped to fight for the little guy :)

Chewie has been shanking newbies for almost 2 years now. He has become a hardened criminal and any logic or sense of a bigger purpose has long escaped him. Chaos now directs this man and he wants to see it all burn.

[big league chew]

Chewie has been shanking newbies for almost 2 years now. He has become a hardened criminal and any logic or sense of a bigger purpose has long escaped him. Chaos now directs this man and he wants to see it all burn.

too true, even my pal tina asks me to stop and i say ok but then i just wait til she's afk and do it anyway

http://i1227.photobucket.com/albums/ee432/robn3030/shrimpcrop_zpse450487c.jpg

[Sektor]

funny cuz tru good1 m8

force still catching dirtnaps (check FOH thread for evidence) even when outnumbering and oor'ing true heros

Force isn't taking dirtnaps from flowers as a matter of fact last time I logged on Saiden to pvp Cyren and myself slaughtered any FoH that were online. chewie Salem beck lorigu etc all deaths

[heartbrand]

forums have sucked this week pretty badly I've had to resort to actually accomplishing a lot more work than I am accustomed to, and I'm afraid I'm creating actual expectations from my clients now

[mendan]

forums have sucked this week pretty badly I've had to resort to actually accomplishing a lot more work than I am accustomed to, and I'm afraid I'm creating actual expectations from my clients now

Hahaha

[big league chew]

can't believe you not only killstole aukshen, but now try to deny his presence!
he'd been tryin for that slain message since before you app'd to nihilum ;(

[Faerie Blossom]

forums have sucked this week pretty badly I've had to resort to actually accomplishing a lot more work than I am accustomed to, and I'm afraid I'm creating actual expectations from my clients now

Why not plan a dramatic exodus from Nihilum with some of your guildmates to pass the time?

[Stasis01]

I'd leave Nihilum, but I can't beat Nizzar and crew - tried pals. I applaud the next man to try after Kringe has clearly had a mental breakdown.

[heartbrand]

Why not plan a dramatic exodus from Nihilum with some of your guildmates to pass the time?

Been there done that.

[Kief]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-t7Q-dFtfxC4/TmjzHhFsVfI/AAAAAAAAAWo/IEDQRFZcZyQ/s1600/retard_ninja.jpg

[Nirgon]

the original zerg, Holocaust.


When the fuck did we have over 60 members lol

[big league chew]

this threads getting a little long and cluttered, lets summarize to make sure we're all up to speed

pg 1: brobb begs nihilum to split up (dum/pathetic)
pg 2: mendan posts so its time for some mistwalker jokes (shits classic)
pg 3: wheelchair jokes hit a nerve
pg 4: brobb cries about everyone, from the mighty flowers all the way down to nihilum (dum/pathetic)
pg 5: chewie stirs the pot a lil bit, brobb & sektor rustle levels on the rise
pg 6: < force > rage levels nearing critical levels
pg 7: unfunny/irrelevant forum members try to get in on the action &/or derail thread but no one cares

the most important lesson tho is it has been proven that getting TOO MANY killshots makes you a bluebie

[Tradesonred]

When the fuck did we have over 60 members lol

I first realized xp loss in pvp wasnt gonna work when nobody would zone in Guk because there was 15 holocaust there, like 2 days after launch.

I should have quit then but i thought devs would soon come to see how bad it was.

Big mistake. Biiiiiiiig mistake.

[Faerie Blossom]

I should have quit then but i thought devs would soon come to see how bad it was.

Big mistake. Biiiiiiiig mistake.

Poor Tradesonred has never been the same. Xp loss haunts his dreams :(

[Tradesonred]

Im trolling, it was sorta fun but it would have been like 5-10 times more fun if we had ditched xp loss early in the server's life.

Oh well.

[Sektor]

.this threads getting a little long and cluttered, lets summarize to make sure we're all up to speed

pg 1: brobb begs nihilum to split up (dum/pathetic)
pg 2: mendan posts so its time for some mistwalker jokes (shits classic)
pg 3: wheelchair jokes hit a nerve
pg 4: brobb cries about everyone, from the mighty flowers all the way down to nihilum (dum/pathetic)
pg 5: chewie stirs the pot a lil bit, brobb & sektor rustle levels on the rise
pg 6: < force > rage levels nearing critical levels
pg 7: unfunny/irrelevant forum members try to get in on the action &/or derail thread but no one cares

the most important lesson tho is it has been proven that getting TOO MANY killshots makes you a bluebie

No raging here, just stating facts. Also aukshen did 120 damage to you where I nuked you twice for 1400 he he def not a ks

[Twain]

.

No raging here, just stating facts. Also aukshen did 120 damage to you where I nuked you twice for 1400 he he def not a ks

What did you pay for Saidin anyway? Blue Plat? How much?

[Agatha]

What did you pay for Saidin anyway? Blue Plat? How much?

why did saidin quit anyways? i heard some kinda drug addiction?

[Nirgon]

15 people is a zerg back I think when the server was 300-400 pop? :(

How about 20 in KC on a 90 pop server :P

[juicedsixfo]

Also asking nicely for a guild to split up is blue as fuck, grief them off or dealwithit.jpg

[Salem Orchid]

Force isn't taking dirtnaps from flowers as a matter of fact last time I logged on Saiden to pvp Cyren and myself slaughtered any FoH that were online. chewie Salem beck lorigu etc all deaths

If you are counting me as a flower then Force is taking many dirtnaps to flowers

[big league chew]

Also asking nicely for a guild to split up is blue as fuck, grief them off or dealwithit.jpg

[Vile]

I first realized xp loss in pvp wasnt gonna work when nobody would zone in Guk because there was 15 holocaust there, like 2 days after launch.

good times bros

[big league chew]

half of force is so bad at eq they're frequently mistaken for being 2boxed
either that or they actually are being 2boxed http://www.project1999.org/forums/images/icons/icon14.gifhttp://www.project1999.org/forums/images/icons/icon14.gif

No raging here, just stating facts.

[Sektor]

half of force is so bad at eq they're frequently mistaken for being 2boxed
either that or they actually are being 2boxed http://www.project1999.org/forums/images/icons/icon14.gifhttp://www.project1999.org/forums/images/icons/icon14.gif

yet you aren't any better then these force members you speak of.

[big league chew]

http://0-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/a/image/1355/10/1355100802517.gif

[Bazia]

You guys are right pvping all day is blue as fuk, guess ill log on my 55 and beg nihilum all day to share pixels in ooc while farming gear for my 9th alt like y'all.

Server pop soon to be 8 and myself and chew will be like fish in water.

[Grampy]

http://0-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/a/image/1355/10/1355100802517.gif

:D:D:D:D

[breaa]

Some of us, well me for sure, have only played eq since February. Total.

Never claimed to be good, but I do know I don't 2box.

I did die to Lorigu yesterday, that was my bad for tabbing out to do homework while trying to help some guildies in UR. Is what it is but I didn't cry over it.

Though, the flower guy who was running around taking mobs/killing things/griefing just because no one would give him regen was silly and childish.

[big league chew]

yeah im sure he woulda stopped if someone cast regen on him

yet again sektor logs off forums and breaa logs on, nothing suspicious here pals

[Nizzarr]

What did you expect when you brought 50+ to raids for two weeks straight?

We'd sit still and let your zerg take over? Enjoy those two weeks of pixels you got, cuz apparently they were the last one you'll ever get here.

Go play something else.

[Handpartytowel]

foh best guild on server.

[breaa]

Are you trying to claim Sektorz and I are the same person? lol.

One lives on the east coast, one on west... oh ones a guy ones a girl...

I have known him for about 12 years though, so maybe that counts for something.

[reddi lol]

What did you expect when you brought 50+ to raids for two weeks straight?

We'd sit still and let your zerg take over? Enjoy those two weeks of pixels you got, cuz apparently they were the last one you'll ever get here.

Go play something else.

"server had competition so I mass recruited. Now we are comfortably raiding kunark with 85% of population under 1 tag. I am victorious. Soon pop will be back to 15 and the real fun starts."

[Stinkum]

What did you expect when you brought 50+ to raids for two weeks straight?

We'd sit still and let your zerg take over? Enjoy those two weeks of pixels you got, cuz apparently they were the last one you'll ever get here.

Go play something else.

The two weeks was probably the only actual time bystanders like me considered rolling on Red.

Have fun playing on an 40 pop box where Nihilum is 90% of the playerbase. You might as well be raiding on a test server.

[Twain]

why did saidin quit anyways? i heard some kinda drug addiction?

He got his epic, Robe of the Spring, and BCG. After that, he quit playing basically.

[Sektor]

He got his epic, Robe of the Spring, and BCG. After that, he quit playing basically.

he earned those items and he got tired of doing nothing but raiding.

[Stinkum]

He got his epic, Robe of the Spring, and BCG. After that, he quit playing basically.

So you're saying shiny new pixels lost their luster knowing you didn't have to PVP or compete in any way to get them?

Who'da thought?

There's a reason people don't raid on a private test server.

[Twain]

he earned those items and he got tired of doing nothing but raiding.

You obvious don't know anything. Saidin had maybe 30% RA. He only raided on the weekend because he works so late.

How much blue plat did Saidin cost?

[Twain]

So you're saying shiny new pixels lost their luster knowing you didn't have to PVP or compete in any way to get them?

Who'da thought?

There's a reason people don't raid on a private test server.

Actually, he pretty much only PvPed and helped noobs exp. Nice try though.

[freez]

nizzar so blue shits hilarious


what a retard

[Sektor]

he earned those items. Just because he actually went outside unlike you doesn't mean he didn't earn them.

[Nizzarr]

The two weeks was probably the only actual time bystanders like me considered rolling on Red.

Have fun playing on an 40 pop box where Nihilum is 90% of the playerbase. You might as well be raiding on a test server.

Get lost too.

[Twain]

Speaking of RA.

Last 30 Days: 96% of raids Last 60 Days: 97% of raids Last 90 Days: 98% of raids Lifetime (11/20/12 - 05/19/13): 97% of raids

[Bidin]

Nice screenshot Chewie. Unfortunately as you probably already know, I wasn't raging after that kill. Killing someone who is already at 1% takes some skill doesn't it :p

You also failed to mention that seconds after that kill, you and Tina wiped to the Lord, which I was the one to rez you both. I also had to refrain myself from nuking you down when you ran by at 4% hp.

Stay classy Chewie. :)

-Shrimp

[Twain]

he earned those items. Just because he actually went outside unlike you doesn't mean he didn't earn them.

It obvious that I don't go outside pal. I stay in my mom's basement all day buying Emu accounts for Runed Mithril Tunics. Then I come to the forums and complain about how corrupt this server is.

[Sektor]

Speaking of RA.

Last 30 Days: 96% of raids Last 60 Days: 97% of raids Last 90 Days: 98% of raids Lifetime (11/20/12 - 05/19/13): 97% of raids

how's ender RA ?

[freez]

chewie is basicly a non threat to anyone


will not leave guk

scared of real pvp

@@

[Twain]

how's ender RA ?

Why was the Sektor account banned for so long?

[Sektor]

It obvious that I don't go outside pal. I stay in my mom's basement all day buying Emu accounts for Runed Mithril Tunics. Then I come to the forums and complain about how corrupt this server is.

Don't think I've ever called any Admins or the server corrupt. I also live in a two bedroom plus den apartment with my girl currently. Your house was bought by your parents.

[Nirgon]

Lol Ender

[Twain]

Don't think I've ever called any Admins or the server corrupt. I also live in a two bedroom plus den apartment with my girl currently. Your house was bought by your parents.

What house? My parents house? Of course they bought their house? Im confused. Please rephrase insult.

[Nirgon]

Time for some botb real estate brackets to be made up

[reddi lol]

"server had competition so I mass recruited. Now we are comfortably raiding kunark with 85% of population under 1 tag. I am victorious. Soon pop will be back to 15 and the real fun starts."

[Sektor]

What house? My parents house? Of course they bought their house? Im confused. Please rephrase insult.

nope. Also how's your love life? There must be a huge line of women waiting for you to wu them over with pixels.

[freez]

we can all agree nizzar is the big loser here

[reddi lol]

Saidin felatio and porntube helps Twainz keep 97% attendance with 0 pvp sightings

[Andis]

"server had competition so I mass recruited. Now we are comfortably raiding kunark with 85% of population under 1 tag. I am victorious. Soon pop will be back to 15 and the real fun starts."

[Twain]

nope. Also how's your love life? There must be a huge line of women waiting for you to wu them over with pixels.

Actually, its pretty good. I like the relationship I have with this girl I've been talking to. She is pretty damn perfect if you ask me. I also like the fact that I have space and can continue to work on me but also have someone to talk to.

How does you girlfriend feel about you wasting your money?

[Andis]

we can all agree nizzar is the big loser here

neeeeeddd mooooooreeeeee draaaaggonnnnnnsssss

[Sektor]

Actually, its pretty good. I like the relationship I have with this girl I've been talking to. She is pretty damn perfect if you ask me. I also like the fact that I have space and can continue to work on me but also have someone to talk to.

How does you girlfriend feel about you wasting your money?

Not sure why your pretending to date someone lol gotta go talk to Saidin and laugh it up

[reddi lol]

It was pretty funny sitting in Vent with Saidin when he was clowning twainz

[big league chew]

Nice screenshot Chewie. Unfortunately as you probably already know, I wasn't raging after that kill. Killing someone who is already at 1% takes some skill doesn't it :p

You also failed to mention that seconds after that kill, you and Tina wiped to the Lord, which I was the one to rez you both. I also had to refrain myself from nuking you down when you ran by at 4% hp.

Stay classy Chewie. :)

-Shrimp

^mad & full of regret

[Agatha]

http://i.imgur.com/uJgnQTK.jpg

[GODPARTICLE]

please only post owls from now on in my honour

[Kraftwerk]

I also like the fact that I have space and can continue to work on me

What the hell does that even mean? Who actually says things like "work on me".

[big league chew]

he means jerk off

[freez]

Actually, its pretty good. I like the relationship I have with this girl I've been talking to. She is pretty damn perfect if you ask me. I also like the fact that I have space and can continue to work on me but also have someone to talk to.

How does you girlfriend feel about you wasting your money?

What the hell does that even mean? Who actually says things like "work on me".

twainz v v virgin alert

[Agatha]

its a fucking duck in sandals.
http://i.imgur.com/yrvAjDS.jpg

[GODPARTICLE]

I WANT TO BE ABLE TO MASTURBATE TO THIS OWL

[Agatha]

This is a Pygmy Owls, let me tell you about them.

Pygmy Owls are members of the genus Glaucidium. They belong to the typical owl family Strigidae, one of the two generally accepted living families of owls. The genus consists of about 26 to 35 species distributed worldwide. The exact number of species is somewhat disputed.
These are mostly small owls, and some of the species are called "owlets". Most pygmy owl species are nocturnal and hunt mainly large insects and other small prey.
http://i.imgur.com/M8AwU70.jpg

[GODPARTICLE]

not the worst, not the best, looking owl ive ever fucked

[reddi lol]

So Pygmy owls hunt Gynos

[Agatha]

One time in my psychology class, my prof made us all write about our biggest secret. I thought it'd be ballsy to out myself, I was scared but did it anyways. The person that went right before me came out as gay but everyone already knew that. When he called on me i stood up, i was trembling and by time i stood up i didn't even know if i was going to do it. I just shouted it, "I FUCK OWLS". Even though the prof said there wouldn't be any judgments made noone from that class looks me in the eyes anymore.

[Andis]

A+ story

would read again.

[Pudge]

What did you expect when you brought 50+ to raids for two weeks straight?

We'd sit still and let your zerg take over? Enjoy those two weeks of pixels you got, cuz apparently they were the last one you'll ever get here.

Go play something else.

Get lost too.

Nizzler really does want no one on the box but himself and 4 friends.

Once everyone's gone, he'll be the best monk on the server!

[Bazia]

Nizzler really does want no one on the box but himself and 4 friends.

Once everyone's gone, he'll be the best monk on the server!

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQRBvq_aZM-vKXki57ugot6cq6YIiT_v9tpQWzhvk7aNyfpLfLL

[Bidin]

^mad & full of regret

You figured me out chewie :p You know me so well.
:)

-Shrimp

[reddi lol]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQRBvq_aZM-vKXki57ugot6cq6YIiT_v9tpQWzhvk7aNyfpLfLL

Lol

[HippoNipple]

Server will be considered won once Nizzar and Chewie merge guilds with a population of two. This entire time Nizzar was griefing the 51+ with his PvE and ignoring PvP while Chewie shanked newbies. The hidden alliance has been revealed.

[reddi lol]

Shawshank Red emption

[big league chew]

You figured me out chewie :p You know me so well.
:)

-Shrimp

woah (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOxWfRrb2Sk)

Server will be considered won once Nizzar and Chewie merge guilds with a population of two. This entire time Nizzar was griefing the 51+ with his PvE and ignoring PvP while Chewie shanked newbies. The hidden alliance has been revealed.

woah (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOxWfRrb2Sk)

Shawshank Red emption

woah (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOxWfRrb2Sk)

[Salem Orchid]

man if i was king of the server sitting here with 9 pop I'd give accounts to all my in real life friends and battle it out over a cool city like qeynos, but I guess raiding works 2 if you dont have friends IRL

[reddi lol]

and battle it out over a cool city like qeynos, but I guess raiding works 2 if you dont have friends IRL

LoZ guild wars is all about claiming cities and defending them. Plus velious, exp bonus, and boxing.

Really enjoyable I've never done the city war stuff it's a badass concept. Each city gives different perks (5% exp bonus/vendors tax non guildies higher and goes into guil bank/wiz and Druid ports/etc)

It's not the only thing to do, just another pvp point that's made available, similar to hotzones. Just more stuff to encourage and funnel PvP. It's more casual friendly and less a measure of how heavy your poopsock is.

[Kief]

http://rookery.s3.amazonaws.com/843000/843417_25ef_1024x2000.jpg

[Agatha]

http://rookery.s3.amazonaws.com/843000/843417_25ef_1024x2000.jpg

l0l thats a good one, saving for later date.

[Num1RecommendedByDentists]

it prolly wouldn't be such a stretch of the imagination that something like this would happen if the majority of the other side wasn't trash talkers. the majority of nilly just likes seeing the trash talking scum eat their own words. yea it prolly ruins the server, but if people on the opposition would just humble up a little, the server could thrive once again.

check my sig yo

[Num1RecommendedByDentists]

btw thread quality skyrocketed when agatha started posting

[Nirgon]

likes seeing the trash talking scum eat their own words.

http://i.imgur.com/yx2JdEF.png

[GODPARTICLE]

Most definitely. Scars: hot, especially on the hands/forearms. It implies that you've been doing something rugged and manly. Also, seriously, meat and garlic? Sweet mother of God I'm in. But to be fair I am the kind of girl that gets hit on by butchers.
EDIT: Guys, the great thing about implying manliness is that you don't have to quantify it.

[Twain]

What the hell does that even mean? Who actually says things like "work on me".

Mean I have been going to the gym pretty hard recently and haven't had much time for anything. IE the reason I have only logged on during raid days the last few weeks.

Do you even lift bro?

[Nirgon]

Eating your weight in Chef Boyardee and running around high sunning people isn't going to the gym

[Spoiled]

Eating your weight in Chef Boyardee and running around high sunning people isn't going to the gym

lol

[Twain]

Eating your weight in Chef Boyardee and running around high sunning people isn't going to the gym

Thats a lot of Chef Boyardee dawg. At least its 20 pounds less than 3 weeks ago.

[Bazia]

20 lbs in 3 weeks isnt healthy, go see a nutritionist brosef

unless you weigh 300+ then carry on

[Num1RecommendedByDentists]

unless you weigh 300+ then carry on

obv the case

[reddi lol]

I'll be the firs to admit chef boyardee is delicious

[Sektor]

I'll be the firs to admit chef boyardee is delicious

shit is nasty

[Nirgon]

Better lay off the Chef, Reddi, it will fuck you up

[Vile]

shit is nasty

^^^^

[reddi lol]

U jelly of the chef

[Nirgon]

Don't get me wrong, I ate it all the time when I was young but that shit has fucking literally a thousand mg grams (1g) of sodium in it

[Sektor]

U jelly of the chef

My mom makes Italian food from scratch so no I'm happy eating real Italian food :p

[big league chew]

if you think the chef is nasty then u are obviously fucking up one of the extremely complicated instructions imo

[Sektor]

if you think the chef is nasty then u are obviously fucking up one of the extremely complicated instructions imo

guy above me also eats paint chips

[Nirgon]

Tell me again why tons of sodium is good for you

[Stinkum]

i'm not saying you gotta eat only gourmet shit but y'all need to refine your taste if you think chef boyardee is in any conceivable way "good"

[Faerie Blossom]

Tell me again why tons of sodium is good for you

It's not healthy for you, but there are far worse things out there (especially for our age group). Canned noodles are terrible for their processed garbage carbs more than they are the salt content.

[reddi lol]

If u don't like chef boyardee you prolly also dislike macaroni ad cheese, peanut butter jelly sandwiches and bologna. Gtfo of murica u robots that never had childhood.

[Nirgon]

I like peanutbutter on white bread, great late night snack

I liked the Chef when I was younger but you can't pound your body with sodium like that pal

[Stinkum]

i disagree, chef boyardee is not even in the same genre as all-american classics like mac and cheese or pb&j

also you guys are keep trying to wedge in nutrition when we are clearly discussing taste factor, we all know chef boyardee is not nutritional

[Nirgon]

Go eat a can and tell me what you think

[Faerie Blossom]

Macaroni and cheese is a tasteless abomination. But I'm the kinda person that bikes to work and drinks green sludge everyday, so maybe my opinions don't count here :P

[Nirgon]

Hope you live in the city or something. Biking to work, fuck.

[Stinkum]

you're going to gain back every pound of that weight + 30 more the second you get off your unsustainable atkin's fad diet

[Nirgon]

Room mate at college tried the hamburger with no bun or wtfever diet that was.

I remember the big monkey grin on his face when he told me he lost 15lbs. I lol'd. Came right back.

[big league chew]

guy above me also eats paint chips

the snozzberries taste like snozberries!

[Faerie Blossom]

you're going to gain back every pound of that weight + 30 more the second you get off your unsustainable atkin's fad diet

I'm not on an Atkin's diet. Atkin's is unhealthy, and far too simple to be based in good science. It doesn't differentiate between quality of the macronutrients; it just tells you carbs bad, protein/fat good.

I eat quality foods, and understand that many fats/proteins are bad. Plus Atkin's won't let you eat ANY carbs, which is kind of unrealistic on a vegan diet.

The second I start eating refined/processed foods, filling myself up with gluten or (dare I say it) stuffing myself with genetically modified meats; I'm sure I will get fat, if I don't die form heart disease first.

[Stinkum]

calm down attention whore, no one cares about your unsustainable Atkins diet we're talking about chef boyardee here

[Faerie Blossom]

calm down attention whore, no one cares about your unsustainable Atkins diet we're talking about chef boyardee here

Go drown yourself in corn syrup :mad:

[big league chew]

well this thread went downhill fast

[Num1RecommendedByDentists]

thread was bad, then ducks, then bad again

[BrobbVZ]

Too many trolls on my forum without anything productive to add. Thanks to fucking it up guys, way to go!

[Nirgon]

At your service m'lady

[GODPARTICLE]

I'm not on an Atkin's diet. Atkin's is unhealthy, and far too simple to be based in good science. It doesn't differentiate between quality of the macronutrients; it just tells you carbs bad, protein/fat good.

I eat quality foods, and understand that many fats/proteins are bad. Plus Atkin's won't let you eat ANY carbs, which is kind of unrealistic on a vegan diet.

The second I start eating refined/processed foods, filling myself up with gluten or (dare I say it) stuffing myself with genetically modified meats; I'm sure I will get fat, if I don't die form heart disease first.

plz dont be a veganarian we are tippy top dog evolved to build rifles and atomic weaponry

also chef boyardee confirmed full of corn syrup

[Faerie Blossom]

I lead a simple elf life, and you secondary consumers are raping the soils of Norrath faster than technology/magic can keep up. Someone has to do what they can to limit their impact upon for world for the sake of future generations, and it's not going to be the humans.

[Nirgon]

You need to sack up and realize part of life is pain and death

and for some they are delicious afterwards with sauce on them

[breaa]

mmm how I do love MSG, GMO and HFCS. It makes food magically delicious.

Just because it's slowly poisoning your system doesn't make it wrong does it? :p

Aside from that, even if you want to eat things like mac n cheese, you can find really healthy versions of it that generally taste 100x better.

Nice thread change btw. :p Sorry brobb ;p

[Twain]

SHRED© Week 1 Day #1

Note: 1 cup of coffee is allowed each day. Please put minimal amounts sugar and milk in the coffee.

Definitely stay away from those coffee concoctions that are full of calories–caramel macchiato, cinnamon dolce latte, caffé latte, etc.

**If you choose the diet soda as your beverage, you are only allowed to have one 12 oz can per day maximum. The hope is that you will choose beverages that are more nutritious.

**2 slices of 100% whole grain or 100% whole wheat can be consumed at any point throughout the day at any time; however, ONLY 2 slices

Meal 1

1 piece of fruit

Choose only one of the following.

1 small bowl of oatmeal

2 egg whites

1 egg white omelet (made with two egg whites max. with diced veggies)

1 small bowl of sugar-free cereal with fat-free, skim, or 1% fat milk

1 container of low-fat or fat-free yogurt

1 cup of fresh juice not from concentrate(grapefruit, apple, orange juice, tomato, carrot)

Snack 1

100 calories or less

Meal 2

Choose one of the following. Remember, your choice must not exceed 300 calories and must not have any added sugars.

1 fruit smoothie

1 protein shake

1 bowl of soup (no potatoes, no cream sauces, no meat) -good examples: vegetable, lentil, chickpea, split pea, black bean, tomato bisque, etc. Be careful of sodium content!

1 piece of fruit or 1 serving of veggies

Beverage Choices. Choose one of the following.

1 12-oz can of diet soda

1 cup of lemonade (freshly squeezed preferred)

Unlimited plain water (flat or fizzy)

1 cup of flavored watered

1 cup of juice (not from concentrate)

1 cup of unsweetened iced tea or any other type of tea

1 cup of low-fat, reduced fat, fat free, unsweetened soy, or unsweetened almond milk

Snack 2

150 calories or less

Meal 3

1 small salad (no bacon, croutons); 3 tbsp fat free dressing only

Choose one of the following.

1 piece of chicken (4-6 oz, no skin, no frying)

1 piece of turkey (4-6 oz, no skin, no frying)

1 piece of fish (4-6 oz, no skin, no frying)

(you can have 1 slice of cheese if desired)

1 serving of veggies

Beverage Choices. Choose one of the following. Make a choice different than the one you made in meal 2.

1 12-oz can of diet soda

1 cup of lemonade (freshly squeezed preferred)

Unlimited plain water (flat or fizzy)

1 cup of flavored watered

1 cup of juice (not from concentrate)

1 cup of unsweetened iced tea or any other type of tea

1 cup of low-fat, reduced fat, fat free, unsweetened soy, or unsweetened almond milk

Meal 4

3 servings of veggies

1 cup of beans (no baked beans)

Beverage Choices. Choose one of the following. Try to choose something different from what you had in Meal 2 if you can. You don’t have to, but try.

1 12-oz can of diet soda

1 cup of lemonade (freshly squeezed preferred)

Unlimited plain water (flat or fizzy)

1 cup of flavored watered

1 cup of juice (not from concentrate)

1 cup of unsweetened iced tea or any other type of tea

1 cup of low-fat, reduced fat, fat free, unsweetened soy, or unsweetened almond milk

Snack 3

100 calories or less

Exercise

Amount of Exercise Today: Minimum 30 minutes. If you want to do more, all the better! Work as hard as you can!

Choose from this list of cardiovascular exercises. If you need to break up the time into two workout sessions, that’s completely acceptable. What’s most important is that you actually perform the exercise for the minimum amount of time indicated.

jogging outside

walking/running on treadmill

elliptical

stationary or mobile bicycle

swimming laps

stair climber

150 jump rope revolutions

treadmill walk/run intervals

Zumba or other type of aerobics

other high intensity cardio programs

rowing machine
Table of Contents:

Acknowledgments

Introduction

Chapter 1: The SHRED Concept

Chapter 2: How SHRED Works

Chapter 3: Week 1: Prime

Chapter 4: Week 2: Challenge

Chapter 5: Week 3: Transformation

Chapter 6: Week 4: Ascend

Chapter 7: Week 5: Cleanse

Chapter 8: Week 6: Explode

Chapter 9: SHRED Snacks

Chapter 10: SHRED Smoothie Recipes

Chapter 11: SHRED Protein Shake Recipes

Chapter 12: SHRED Soup Recipes

[Nirgon]

^ fuck that

[Twain]

Not starving myself with 4 meals a day. Even allowed 3 snacks a day but I only eat 1 usually. Not a crazy diet, pretty simple to follow. Some days the breakfast is a grilled cheese or pancakes.

[Nirgon]

I didn't know Chef Boyardee had pancakes

[Twain]

Haven't actually made pancakes yet. The diet also tells you what time you should eat and I get to work at 7am but my first meal is at 830am.

[Num1RecommendedByDentists]

if no one cares about you in-game and on the forums what makes you think i give a shit about your fucking diet plan

[Kraftwerk]

At least its 20 pounds less than 3 weeks ago.

you're going to gain back every pound of that weight + 30 more the second you get off your unsustainable <insert name here> diet

-Losing 20 lbs in 3 weeks is not healthy or sustainable
-Jumping onto <blank> diets (lol Shred) and following instructions blindly is not the path to whatever fit appearance you envision for yourself


I eat quality foods, and understand that many fats/proteins are bad.

-The people I know who have lost weight and shaped their bodies into healthy/fit status did so through comprehension of nutrition and exercise and figuring out what works for them and modifying their own diet (in its traditional definition not the modern American definition)

But hey I'm sure you'll shred it all off and be the hottest twink in Lexington and never gain any weight back. Sky is the limit from here.

[Kraftwerk]

Also, are you trying to lose weight to win back Saidin's affection? Trouble in paradise?

[reddi lol]

Stop derailing.

I'll eat chef boyardee right out of the can cold

I don't even give a fuck dawgs come at me

Prime American specimen thanks to pop tarts, hot Cheetos, cup of noodles, and the chef.

Faerie you said Mac n cheese is gross? Ur KoS irl.

[big league chew]

im fit as fuck & all i eat is chefy b, ramen, paint chips, & cigarettes

[Faerie Blossom]

You need to sack up and realize part of life is pain and death

and for some they are delicious afterwards with sauce on them

Oh, I realize that that pain and death are a part of life. I also realize that solipsism is generally a pretty poor philosophy to live one's life by.

The people I know who have lost weight and shaped their bodies into healthy/fit status did so through comprehension of nutrition and exercise and figuring out what works for them and modifying their own diet (in its traditional definition not the modern American definition)

Yes, that's generally the way to do it. Not sure what you're trying to say to me in this regard; I've studied nutrition and I don't subscribe to any fad diets. I actually eat fairly unhealthy because I choose to maintain a vegan diet in spite of what I've learned abut nutrition.

The body tells you what it needs and wants, if you just listen. Most fad diets involve starving yourself to some extent, but if the body is properly cared for hunger means you should eat. If hunger becomes your enemy, you are doing something wrong.

But hey I'm sure you'll shred it all off and be the hottest twink in Lexington and never gain any weight back. Sky is the limit from here.

I've always been very skinny, and the issues I've run into with poor health (like back in high school) all seemed to involve things like lethargy and lack of mental focus instead of body image. You can starve and look decent, but you'll suffer for it in other ways.

[Kraftwerk]

I agree with you FP, was concurring with your pov on quality foods being important. I was making fun of Twainz for doing a fad diet called "Shred" to get his boyfriend back.

[Faerie Blossom]

Oh sorry, you quoting me as you did was kinda confusing.

Carry on! :P

[Stinkum]

once again the massive attention whore thinks people are talking to/about him for the 5th time in the last two pages of thread

you must have the absolute worst personality irl

[reddi lol]

Twainz proud owner of in game item bracer of vajeen; desperately seeks first ever RL vajeen experience.

[Faerie Blossom]

I'm downright terrible.

[Twain]

Poor Azrael. Have to mindlessly attack RL to feel good about themselves. What is it they say? People lash out because of their own insecurity's? I'm perfectly happy with my current diet. Its not a "fad" diet for me, it a "life style change." But you guys would need to have some sort of life besides Forum Bully to understand that. Haters gonna hate.

[Smedy]

we need a mandatory rl pic thread with red99 community for mad lols imo

[Kraftwerk]

Poor Azrael. Have to mindlessly attack RL to feel good about themselves. What is it they say? People lash out because of their own insecurity's? I'm perfectly happy with my current diet. Its not a "fad" diet for me, it a "life style change." But you guys would need to have some sort of life besides Forum Bully to understand that. Haters gonna hate.

It wasn't mindlessly, I was very mindful of what I was saying. See I got confused because I thought you were posting an excerpt from a fad diet book called Shred that you are following mindlessly. Turns out I was wrong and you're actually changing your lifestyle, just not the important part, you know where you log onto an emulated test server to kill the same raid mobs once or twice a week, every week. We could all use with omitting that from our lifestyle.

[mendan]

I love the part where one eq emu addict tells the other one he has a problem...

[Pudge]

Retti, it's really easy to make your own sauce. The hardest part is sautéing an onion. After the onion is golden, throw in 5 or 6 cloves of crushed garlic, let it cook a min, then dump in 2 big cans (or 4 regular sized) of Hunts tomato sauce. Add 2 tbs of basil (dried) a pinch of oregano, 1 tsp salt, crack a good bit of pepper over that bitch and throw in some sausage/other meat. Let it simmer for 3 hours. Done.

I don't make it often bc it's still pasta but that shit is pretty good. Can make meatballs but that takes more work. Also if you like seafood buy a bag of fresh mussels and some shrimp, throw them in the pot at the very end to cook a couple mins (you don't want to overcook the seafood. Also if you do seafood don't use the sausage/meatballs). Impress your lady friend with this simple meal and a bottle of red.

[big league chew]

i bought a can of chef boyardee and can't find a can opener

that was days ago & now im hungry as fuk

[Swyft]

nihilum breaking into multiple guilds won't save this server from the god awful resist code and bullshit items(tstaff, skean, golem wand, trak tooth, etc.)

^ This, the problem is the current coding is bent in the favor of terribad blue's.

LOL the resist's are set so high only VP geared people see them and that's guess who?

[Swyft]

i bought a can of chef boyardee and can't find a can opener

that was days ago & now im hungry as fuk

should have bought a can of stfu and stopped posting on forums with your nonsense

[big league chew]

unless it got a pull tab id still be shit outta luck

[SamwiseRed]

imo here are the things that need to change asap

1. halflings/gnomes need to be able to play as ranger/pal and pal/sk.

2. druid and ranger wolf form need a sitting animation

3. kelethin lift needs to operate after hitting button once instead of having to spam it.

these 3 changes will being a significant population boost.

[Swyft]

They should lock off Seb's, KC, and Howling stones for 1 month and watch pvp happen



HAHAHA just kidding Nihilum would just log off for a month

[SamwiseRed]

all trolling aside, the server will either

1. fix itself

2. die

let natural selection work bros.

[reddi lol]

Throwing some frozen meatballs and sauce in the crockpot for slow cook goodness while at work is good too Pudge. Usually never makes it to pasta tho cus the urge to stick into a bun w cheese too stronk.

[Tomato King6]

come home and boil water before you bathe don't just manhandle the sauce and meatballs get some control dang.

Also , legacy of zek guys

RED99 WILL NEVER CHANGE it was a giant troll from the jump

[Bazia]

wut level r u on loz steaks

[reddi lol]

manhandle the sauce and meatballs

lol

[Faerie Blossom]

imo here are the things that need to change asap

1. halflings/gnomes need to be able to play as ranger/pal and pal/sk.

2. druid and ranger wolf form need a sitting animation

3. kelethin lift needs to operate after hitting button once instead of having to spam it.

these 3 changes will being a significant population boost.

Easily the most sensible post in this thread.

[GoodGuyAmes]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXxSyUlpdoo

[Twain]

It wasn't mindlessly, I was very mindful of what I was saying. See I got confused because I thought you were posting an excerpt from a fad diet book called Shred that you are following mindlessly. Turns out I was wrong and you're actually changing your lifestyle, just not the important part, you know where you log onto an emulated test server to kill the same raid mobs once or twice a week, every week. We could all use with omitting that from our lifestyle.

So having a hobby is not allowed huh? I enjoy playing this game, and I am waiting for Velious to come out dawg. Do I sit here and tell you what to do with your down time? I play Everquest, you just sit in here an talk about it with the rest of the mad bad sads.

[Tomato King6]

manhandle the sauce and meatballs I lold I cant believe I ty ped that shits gud

basiah I was low on LOZ but it appears my login info for ench was just a server bug of some type and I can play so dunno

[reddi lol]

So having a hobby is not allowed huh? I enjoy playing this game, and I am waiting for Velious to come out dawg. Do I sit here and tell you what to do with your down time? I play Everquest, you just sit in here an talk about it with the rest of the mad bad sads.

Keep working on yourself and playing mana song at 50 man faydedar raids

I'll be playing velious

[Kraftwerk]

Keep working on yourself and playing mana song at 50 man faydedar raids

I'll be playing velious

playing mana song at 50 man faydedar raids

50 man faydedar raids

Nihilum is not the Zerg though. Can we get Elderan in here for some number crunching.

[reddi lol]

Nihilum is not the Zerg though. Can we get Elderan in here for some number crunching.

Elderan will just explain how peak pop is not actually 80 and the 50 we saw were actually ex members yet to have tag removed

Then Nizzar will say how he was forced to become a Zerg because. The entire pop made a truce to contest them (haha entire server to match 1 guild numbers) and tell us it's our fault he is rolling with 50 raiders while population is declining by 10 people per day.

Mendan will say something angry

Supreme will make a food reference

Colgate will say sig and Nizzar will stop posting for 3 day

Nirgon will say something classic

Elderan will come back after parsing 2 months worth of logs.txt theorizing the dps viability for velious and some antidote about His accomplishments

Chewie will post a SS of slaying someone in guk

[Kraftwerk]

Recent Red99 ForumQuest history summed up perfectly right there.

Edit - Missing mention of Twainz working on himself and raiding same dragons every week on server with only his guild as the pop is a "hobby" not an obsession.

[Num1RecommendedByDentists]

don't forget the heartbrand quitting post

[hagard]

don't forget the heartbrand quitting post

which 1?
HEH

[Num1RecommendedByDentists]

EHEHEHEHEHE

[Pudge]

Hrm crock pot... havent used that in awhile maybe i should make something in there..

But can we get back on topic here for a sec? Are any nihilum going to break off and try to save the server? Or do the pixels really shine brighter the less eyes that see them?

[Labanen]

We dont need fewer nihilum, we need more of the others. We might have to stop griefing every single new starter that logs in for that to happen. I dont get why people enjoy epic'ing up lvl 10 rogues to annihilate anyone that tries to play on here. Toss those newbies some buffs instead.

[Faerie Blossom]

We dont need fewer nihilum, we need more of the others. We might have to stop griefing every single new starter that logs in for that to happen. I dont get why people enjoy epic'ing up lvl 10 rogues to annihilate anyone that tries to play on here. Toss those newbies some buffs instead.

Good post, but I would like to point out that there were more of the others before Nihilum went on a mass recruiting rampage to snuff out their competition. It worked, but you guys don't get to complain about lack of competition anymore :P

[Num1RecommendedByDentists]

We dont need fewer nihilum

quoted for hilarity

[Labanen]

Good post, but I would like to point out that there were more of the others before Nihilum went on a mass recruiting rampage to snuff out their competition. It worked, but you guys don't get to complain about lack of competition anymore :Pi didnt complain, dunno how you read that.

I think anyones who plays the box would enjoy it more with more people playing.

[Kaahbal]

Nihilums "mass recruit rampage"..

Uhm Vaporize, Willan, Santor, Gloinzz and Whistler.

Not even a group.

[Faerie Blossom]

i didnt complain, dunno how you read that.

I think anyones who plays the box would enjoy it more with more people playing.

I just meant Nihilum in general, not you specifically. Good sentiments though, about not killing newbies with twinks.

[Kaahbal]

Acctually it just hit me that ya'll might think that nihi alts are fresh recruits, and if u fell for that.

Then you just got LAMORT'D!

[Faerie Blossom]

Nihilums "mass recruit rampage"..

Uhm Vaporize, Willan, Santor, Gloinzz and Whistler.

Not even a group.

You were offering PLs and raid gear to people from blue, and recruiting level 30s in ooc. That combined with you taking the other team was a good move on your end, as far as raiding and stuff goes, but it really did help to demoralize a lot of the server.

[Num1RecommendedByDentists]

Nihilums "mass recruit rampage"..

Uhm Vaporize, Willan, Santor, Gloinzz and Whistler.

Not even a group.

don't troll me bro

[SamwiseRed]

We dont need fewer nihilum, we need more of the others. We might have to stop griefing every single new starter that logs in for that to happen. I dont get why people enjoy epic'ing up lvl 10 rogues to annihilate anyone that tries to play on here. Toss those newbies some buffs instead.

like i said in an earlier post somewhere. Nilly recruitment drive is only half the problem. the other part of the problem is the weak players that are joining this server and immediately apping nilly. noone wants to work for anything when they can just join the zerg and get loots. as for the low level griefers. i havent seen too much low level griefing outside gloinzz and some other nilly logging in their low level mages and keeping me perma rooted lol. oh and HPT ported my 14 paladin from CB to DL :P

[Agatha]

nihi non factor, my powers grow by the day while duke nizzar collects his pixels from his throne. has no idea a storm is off from the east.

The tide is rising, the ducks are colaborating, when the tide comes in the ducks shall prevail.

[Bazia]

I've personally griefed off 10-15ish newbies in the past 2 weeks

[freez]

I've personally griefed off 10-15ish newbies in the past 2 weeks

god you are such a faggot


i truely do feel bad for you basiah



glad i dont have to stoop down to level 20 to pvp people without gear or experience


meanwhile im getting killshots on 60s with my 52 alt.



lol. just lol.

[Bazia]

go back to begging nihilum in ooc to split up their guild because all your pals got griefed off

while i do my best nihilum impression griefing other annoying fags off

[freez]

you wont find me in ooc bitching about anything



???

[Bazia]

yeah my bad, im just thinking of the other 2 azrael who still log in

[freez]

i was on yesterday allmost all day.

farmed 2 diamonds 2 bs and a jac, got a ks too.



this is why everyone thinks youre a retard and you were forced to go play with chewie.

[Bazia]

i said 2 other who log in, meaning other then u

u not 2 smart lad

[Bazia]

Gonna attempt to ungay thread with another fungi kill shot hot off the presses

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k482/Phototurtle/FOH6_zps0192cb6b.jpg

[reddi lol]

chef boyardee