Friendly request for Nihilum

[Heywood]

Alright bitches, I have a list of demands from you:


-A portrait of Letsjoe, signed by him.
-Vent recording of Strydur's steroid-enhanced rage when he realized he was permabanned.
-I want all nihilum members who are logged on to /ooc "Pras be to Grammer" at the start of the hour, every hour.
-Druid epic.



or else... this is what happens.


http://i.imgur.com/Lx1RMe9.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/j5KDyp9.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/pzG4NPH.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/mbJee51.jpg















You see this is what Nihilum makes me do.

You want order in Norrath, my demands must be met.

Oh and every day nihilum fails to comply, Nihilum members will die. Starting tonite. I'm a man of my word.


http://i.imgur.com/nQxGS8w.jpg

[heartbrand]

nice work takin down that faggot ranger xp sucking hybrid alt

[Captivate]

nice

[Captivate]

who is dreadtoker

[Smedy]

Pras heywood for being a pal and a champ, send any rage recordings you may or may not have of strydurs rage

you will be credited or kept anonymous, depending on what you like

ftp://upload:upload@jonnyeriksson.com:666/

[Reddi]

Lold at the angry tells

[fiegi 6.5]

santor = kaahball?

lol @ those tells


smedy and him on opposite sides?

could we have a stalker situation again?

[Sirbanmelotz]

Where the fuck are these vent recordings?

[Gel Mibson]

why was said player banned?

[Num1RecommendedByDentists]

jesus christ heywood is a monster

[Feniggles]

see me not ducking on that nuke on shipit :(

[Smedy]

way to grief feniggles my great pal

can i has recordings please? let me entertain you

[Andis]

A+ posts heywood

dreadtoker is toxicity

may all the fallen RIP

[Nothxu]

Killing 5 people (of which only one was level 60 and multiple are not even level 50 yet), is surely something to be proud of. How can Nihilum withstand this PVP onslaught?

[Elderan]

Killing 5 people (of which only one was level 60 and multiple are not even level 50 yet), is surely something to be proud of. How can Nihilum withstand this PVP onslaught?

Nihilum cannot, so we better start the DT Cycles...

[Andis]

fear bosses not so ez

[heartbrand]

fear bosses not so ez

apparently so since we've gotten every single CT since server inception with the exception of 2, one of which was left up for a week cuz no1 cared

[Supreme]

wasn't that the one holding dual bloodfire?

[Reddi]

apparently so since we've gotten every single CT since server inception with the exception of 2, one of which was left up for a week cuz no1 cared

whatchu talkin bout Willis?

[Kringe]

apparently so since we've gotten every single CT since server inception and we were the only ones on the box. The 2 we didn't get are the first 2 times someone contested us during this 10 month hiatus of everyone but Nihilum, but hey, we still got everyone before that!!



Fixed for old HB

[heartbrand]

Yaw, again, like I posted, one of the two was when we left him up for a week and no one even bothered killing him until one day Azrael decided "o CT is up maybe we shud try him" 0 pvp occurred or was involved in that kill.

[Num1RecommendedByDentists]

so uh

where did we get a third soul leech from then?

[Elderan]

apparently so since we've gotten every single CT since server inception. The 2 we didn't get are when we were surprised by 48+ Azrael/Force when we had 25 people. Since that surprise Nihilum has adjusted and got the last 2 CT though even Azrael/Force contesting with greater numbers.

Fixed it for you Kringe

[Andis]

let the music soothe your wounds

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXOgYxUf6Ts

embrace your inner guido

[Nirgon]

Usual parapalegia occurring in this thread

[Kraftwerk]

Meanwhile Elderan is on the cusp of having an aneurism over how often he is posting about who had how many people and what lvls, no respect to be had.

[Kringe]

apparently so since we've gotten every single CT since server inception since the entire server was on hiatus. The 2 we didn't get are when we were surprised by Azrael/Force and they slaughtered us with a slight number advantage. Since that surprise Nihilum has adjusted and got the last 2 CTs because of the coincidently "Server Reset" on our primetime, so we lucked out on this one bud:).


Fixed for Elderan with a more accurate description.

[Elderan]

Fixed for Elderan with a more accurate description.

This is for you..

The recent battle list for bosses and results...

Sky - 24 Nihilum vs 28 Azrael (Nihilum Wins) 1st Island
Perma - 22 Nihilum vs 24 Azrael (Nihilum Wins) Vox
Oasis - 24 Nihilim us 26 Azrael (Nihilum Wins) Faydader
Hate - 18 Nihilum vs 18 Force (Nihilum Wins) Innoruk
Fear - 25 Nilihum vs 46 Azrael/Force (Azrael/Force Wins) CT
Seb - 24 Nilihum vs 48 Azrael/Force (Azrael/Force Wins) Trak
Seb - 31 Nilihum vs 40 Azrael/Force (Nihilum Wins) Trak
Seb - 23 Nilihum vs 41 Azrael/Force (Nihilum Wins) Trak
KC - 29 Nihilum vs 49 Azrael/Froce (Azrael/Force Wins) VS
Feerrott - 24 Nihilum vs 43 Azrael/Froce (Azrael/Force Wins) CT
Seb - 29 Nilihum vs 46 Azrael/Force (Azrael/Force Wins) Trak
KC - 12 Nihilum vs 20 Azrael/Froce (Nihilum Wins) VS
Seb - 38 Nilihum vs 31 Azrael/Force (Nihilum Wins) Trak
KC - 28 Nihilum vs 30 Azrael/Froce (Nihilum Wins) VS
Feerrott - 31 Nihilum vs 36 Azrael/Froce (Nihilum Wins) CT
FEAR - 26 Nihilum vs 24 Azrael/Froce (Nihilum Wins) CT

[Kraftwerk]

Will someone in Nihilum please help Elderan, he is your guildie and going completely unhinged. For the sake of his wife and child tell him to take a break from this game.

[Kringe]

This is for you..

The recent battle list for bosses and results...

Sky - 1 Nihilum vs 9001 Azrael (Nihilum Wins) 1st Island
Perma - 2 Nihilum vs 9001 Azrael (Nihilum Wins) Vox
Oasis - 1 Nihilim us 9001 Azrael (Nihilum Wins) Faydader
Hate - 3!! Nihilum vs 9004 Force (Nihilum Wins) Innoruk
Fear - 1 Nilihum vs 9001 Azrael/Force (Azrael/Force Wins) CT
Seb - 1 Nilihum vs 9001 Azrael/Force (Azrael/Force Wins) Trak
Seb - 2 Nilihum vs 9001 Azrael/Force (Nihilum Wins) Trak
Seb - 2 Nilihum vs 9001 Azrael/Force (Nihilum Wins) Trak
KC - 1 Nihilum vs 9001 Azrael/Froce (Azrael/Force Wins) VS
Feerrott - 1 Nihilum vs 9008 Azrael/Froce (Azrael/Force Wins) CT
Seb - 2 Nilihum vs 9012 Azrael/Force (Azrael/Force Wins) Trak
KC - 1 Nihilum vs 9013 Azrael/Froce (Nihilum Wins) VS (Grats Server Reset)
Seb - 2 Nilihum vs 9001 Azrael/Force (Nihilum Wins) Trak (Grats Server Reset)
KC - 2 Nihilum vs 8999 (we really fucked this up couldn't get over 9000) Azrael/Froce (Nihilum Wins) VS (Grats Server Reset)
Feerrott - 3 again!!! Nihilum vs 9001 Azrael/Froce (Nihilum Wins) CT (Grats Server Reset)
FEAR - 2 Nihilum vs 9001 Azrael/Froce (Nihilum Wins) CT (Grats Server Reset)



I fixed this one more time for you Elderan to more accurately reflect your math..
Only because I am a true pal.

[Elderan]

I fixed this one more time for you Elderan to more accurately reflect your math..
Only because I am a true pal.

I know in the face of the truth some people just cannot accept reality so they make things up soften things a bit.

Might want to seek some help for that.

[Kringe]

I know in the face of the truth some people just cannot accept reality so they make things up soften things a bit.

Might want to seek some help for that.

You might want to seek out that help because in every thread you list a different mathematical variable of how the fight went (number wise of course) I am to lazy and working atm, to research all of your flaws... I am sure someone can point them out for you..

Plain and simple... Your numbers are fabricated in every thread you post in, are completely inaccurate and change with every post.... Dare me to prove you wrong..

[Elderan]

You might want to seek out that help because in every thread you list a different mathematical variable of how the fight went (number wise of course) I am to lazy and working atm, to research all of your flaws... I am sure someone can point them out for you..

Plain and simple... Your numbers are fabricated in every thread you post in, are completely inaccurate and change with every post.... Dare me to prove you wrong..

Pretty sure I mentioned before, these numbers are +-2 people because things happen quickly. Numbers at the start of the fight can change during the middle of course as people die/zone/come to the fight.

I stand by my numbers within the variance I mentioned though.

I am just here to get the truth out.

[Nirgon]

http://www.streetsie.com/wp-content/uploads/wheelchair-heros.jpg

[Num1RecommendedByDentists]

not even reading elderan's posts anymore

every single post has different numbers in it and he's absolutely unwilling to just screenshot numbers before a pvp fight even though it's 100% evident that it matters to him a little too much

[fiegi 6.5]

eldermorans posts 50x better then elderans posts

[Heywood]

Killing 5 people (of which only one was level 60 and multiple are not even level 50 yet), is surely something to be proud of. How can Nihilum withstand this PVP onslaught?

My druid is mid 50's too bru.

I also have kill shots on nizzar, rakshore, peeps of same or higher level. Either 1v1 or with nihi zerg outnumbering me.

You know that your nihilum zerg has more 60's than azreal right? So it's basically a case of the pot calling the kettle asian.

[Reddi]

Are we counting hours invested?

[Jenni D]

Why does someone with SUCH an awesome job, family and real life (plus loads of cash) care SO FUCKING MUCH ABOUT ELF N DRAGON EMULATED GAME?!

THERE I SAID IT PALS.

Let me loose, get da fug orfa me

[SamwiseRed]

family so awesome he spends 6 hours raiding 14 year old content daily.

someone is fibbing.

[Jenni D]

My fave was his annoucement he had business meetings in the morning...annouced at 3.40 a.m on a week day in /ooc to strangers ;)

[karsten]

guys I only post on the forums in order to state the facts

[Kraftwerk]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51TB85JPM6L._SL500_AA300_.jpg

[Heywood]

Killing 5 people (of which only one was level 60 and multiple are not even level 50 yet), is surely something to be proud of. How can Nihilum withstand this PVP onslaught?




http://i.imgur.com/YNd1uwp.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/2SRdKZm.jpg





and another Gyno kill.

http://i.imgur.com/kMHtDyF.jpg

[Heywood]

Nizzar, only YOU can stop this madness. Meet my demands.



NOW

[Clark]

guys I only post on the forums in order to state the facts

:cool:

[Clark]

Lold at the angry tells

[Num1RecommendedByDentists]

sweet jesus

he's a monster

[Smedy]

pras grammer nazi the peoples champ

[Salem Orchid]

You have done me proud son

[Heywood]

another one bites the dust.


http://i.imgur.com/l3DtZtw.jpg


Bonus: I made Taiden wipe earlier today, so he brought Bodega (cleric) who wiped as well. Afterwards he called Kaylea, Mendan, Dreyo, Drez, and Ravi to retrieve both Taiden's and Bodega's corpse. Which took them a whole 3 hours.


T'was fun ladies.

[Jenni D]

Where da hell is that yo

and pras

[Twain]

Permafrost outside on the walls it appears. I like how most of these kills are alts and non 60s. With resists so bad Root+Blizzard = kill

[Kraftwerk]

Permafrost outside on the walls it appears. I like how most of these kills are alts and non 60s. With resists so bad Root+Blizzard = kill

A kill is a kill stop being such a fag about it.

[Twain]

A kill is a kill stop being such a fag about it.

Did I say they weren't kills? I was merely stating facts. Facts tend to piss you and your guild off. Grammar was talking about how we are all lvl 60s yet he post kills of all the non 60 alts.

[Salem Orchid]

Grammer is like level 54 pal

[Twain]

Salem, MQ rogue epic for me.

[Elderan]

Now if they would fix resist...

A 54 druid landing anything but dots on lvl 59+ people is a complete joke.

[Colgate]

Grammer is like level 54 pal

[Vile]

pras

[Junkman]

grats on the alts/low lvl kills

[Colgate]

does a low level alt killing other low level alts make it any less legit?

your alts are better geared than most of the rest of the server's mains

[Junkman]

shut up non factor you dont even play where half your guild go?

[Junkman]

heard ct is up better down it quick may get some pvppp oh noesss

[quido]

Strydur has you right where he wants you, you clowns.

lol that was my favorite ooc rage in my time on red

did this dude really get banned?

[reddi lol]

another one bites the dust.


http://i.imgur.com/l3DtZtw.jpg


Bonus: I made Taiden wipe earlier today, so he brought Bodega (cleric) who wiped as well. Afterwards he called Kaylea, Mendan, Dreyo, Drez, and Ravi to retrieve both Taiden's and Bodega's corpse. Which took them a whole 3 hours.


T'was fun ladies.

Aren't all this characters level 60 mains in VP gear? Except maybe lvl 59 Taiden or donal BP epic bodage?

Permafrost outside on the walls it appears. I like how most of these kills are alts and non 60s. With resists so bad Root+Blizzard = kill

[Colgate]

lol junkman is strydur?

ahahahahahaha

[reddi lol]

Hahahahaha

[Junkman]

15 azrael down to ct

[Heywood]

Lol strydur. He just as bad at pvp as he is in MMA.


but seriously, nihilum jimmies being rustled yo.

Oh, and Taidin conned me red plus he has better gear than me. Sounds like you bitches just need to play better.

[Junkman]

so rustled thanks for clearing fear for us guys

[Heywood]

And another one gone.


Strydur aka Hatebringer down.


http://i.imgur.com/meaQEMH.jpg

[hagard]

shut up non factor you dont even play where half your guild go?

in English please Junkman
u stupid fuk

[Jenni D]

Hehehehe strydur
so bad at pvp/pve he had to cheat.

[reddi lol]

Steak smothered underwear

[tarran]

i remember nihi QQing so hard that we had 40 people the first time we jacked CT

even though we fought with 28 and brought more in after we smashed them

[Silent]

Junkman sounds.....M A D.