Red99 News - Issue #5 - April 19th, 2013

[Casey II]

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[Fame]

Yes

[Smedy]

the gloinz part dedicating his life helping disabled people had me lolin hard bros

[Num1RecommendedByDentists]

10/10

[Gongshow]

I love waking up to a new edition of the Red99 Faggot Gazette.

[quido]

mad, bad, and mulleted

[Elderan]

You have a lot of free time it seems.

Might want to get a job and move out of your parents house.

[gloinz]

i always have my own column i feel so <3'ed noble casey

[Doors]

Casey makes the freshest bagels.

[Sektor]

LMAO!!!

[evilldacbane]

http://oi37.tinypic.com/1ig1tw.jpg

Gloinzz admits to dying in his nihilum debut. He plugged at 2% with ebolt on him. RIP

[Tomato King3]

You have a lot of free time it seems.

Might want to get a job and move out of your parents house.

Didnt you say the other day how people resort to RL attacks too quickly and you are against it?

yet after a rustle heavy friday you just slam casey for making photoshops that are very funny?

[Kraftwerk]

Cheetoh cereal with mountain dew is p funny, not sure how I missed that one.

[gloinz]

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Gloinzz admits to dying in his nihilum debut. He plugged at 2% with ebolt on him. RIP

no admission of death

not admissable in court

no ss didnt happen

[STILLnotMORNIN]

This Newpaper goes well with my morning coffee at 2PM after a long night of killing bosses.

[mendan]

racist

[Reddi]

Gloinz giving back to the blue community and everquest in a bowl ROFLROFL

[Reddi]

Reports from local Nihilum members on the scene claim that the maddest person in Nihilum teamspeak transferred from Nizzar to Malevz after spending 3 hours on a CR that involved 4 more deaths across his cleric and SK.

http://i.imgur.com/aAnNVYT.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/en2WzQQ.jpg

[KabanazyTZ]

OMFG BEST THREAD 2013. Wendolyn sneaking up on malevz + gloinz giving back to communit + urkel + everquest in a bowl. My life is complete.

[Num1RecommendedByDentists]

damn retti

that's good

[Smedy]

Reports from local Nihilum members on the scene claim that the maddest person in Nihilum teamspeak transferred from Nizzar to Malevz after spending 3 hours on a CR that involved 4 more deaths across his cleric and SK.

http://i.imgur.com/aAnNVYT.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/en2WzQQ.jpg

lol, kringe is such a scary fucking beast dog

[Kilbur]

Wow this shit is getting good.. Burn those pale white fucks to the ground! Good read!

[Num1RecommendedByDentists]

LOGGED ON, ZONE CONTROL ESTABLISHED, NIHILUM FOR SOME REASON KEEPS ZONING IN TO NOTHING BUT TSTAFF PROCS FROM ALPHA MONK COLGATE

TOP 3 MOST IMMERSED FAGGOT ON THE SERVER, NEVER ACCOMPLISHES ANYTHING OTHER THAN GETTING COINED IN PVP
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NONFACTOR DRUID WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GUY SERIOUSLY
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ORDAGA ULTRA UPSET AT PATHETIC BEATDOWN IN CAZIC THULE 1V1 A FEW NIGHTS AGO, CONSTANTLY FOCUSING ME IN PVP EVER SINCE THEN
http://i.imgur.com/ZxIZnYz.jpg

HOLOCAUST C-TEAM GONGSHOW RECRUIT DOWN AGAIN, I HEARD THIS IS ENGELSHIT, CONFIRM/DENY PLEASE
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ROFL STRYDUR
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NUMBER 1 MOST DELUSIONAL PLAYER ON BOX NOW 0-2 VERSUS SEKTOR DESPITE CARRYING 6 CHARGES OF COMPLETE HEAL AT ALL TIMES
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[Num1RecommendedByDentists]

GONGSHOW LEFT TO DIE BY REST OF HIS RAID EXCEPT FOR STASIS, WHAT A PAL
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THIS PLAYER IS IN THE RUNNING FOR WORST SHAMAN ON THE ENTIRE SERVER, MUST REVIEW TOXICITY AND MENDAN MORE CAREFULLY BEFORE MAKING A FINAL DECISION
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IF I HAD A DOLLAR FOR EVERY TIME I'VE SEEN YOU DIE AND/OR GET MAD IN-GAME, I'D HAVE ABOUT ONE THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS
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"TOP BARD USA" APPARENTLY LEARNED NOTHING FROM HIS MULTIPLE DEATHS IN SOLB THE OTHER DAY, HE JUST KEEPS ON RUNNING INTO MELEE RANGE OF ME
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OUT OF TRAK TEETH, MEMBERS DEMORALIZED AND NOT LOGGING IN, LOSING MORE RAID MOBS DAILY, NIZZAR SUICIDE IMMINENT

[Casey II]

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[SamwiseRed]

i feel like a witness to a gang rape.

[Xantille]

Some men...

Some men just want to see the world spinbrushed

[bigeasy]

i dunno,, i just see a heavy zerg

[fiegi 6.5]

i dunno,, i just see a heavy zerg

http://i36.tinypic.com/29c6p81.png

[bigeasy]

somehow that picture is relevant,, to the 50 vs 25 in KC??,,

[fiegi 6.5]

yes,,, i see a heavy zerg,,

[bigeasy]

are you playing yet,, they need more people for the zerg,, now that they're winning a fight or two all the zerglings that were griefed off months ago are back to play,, maybe you can enjoy the game also!!

[Casey II]

No one knows who I am.

But you can be sure of one thing, I have a place sucking cocks in Nihilum somewhere.

I am mad.

[SamwiseRed]

lol filth was griefed so hard by nihilum he joined them :)

[KabanazyTZ]

somehow that picture is relevant,, to the 50 vs 25 in KC??,,

300 to 5, get it right.

[bigeasy]

the zergling speaks,,, hi casey,, werent you getting called out on the forums a few weeks ago about scamming somebody out of their items?? stand up guy

[Gongshow]

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[Smedy]

the zergling speaks,,, hi casey,, werent you getting called out on the forums a few weeks ago about scamming somebody out of their items?? stand up guy

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[Jenni D]

Hi guys,,, how are we all doing today,,,hope all are well,,

[Kimm Barely]

wow

[Stasis01]

I know I'll get accused of mad/bad/sad etc but pvp felt kinda yuck with these high numbers with current resist code - still pleading for thatt resist update closer to classic.

Gear/Resists are very weak when all nukes land for full - we kind of got zerged by massive people that can all wildfire/torrent for very unclassic dmg.

People want to act like procs this and earth pets that and all this shit - but those fights were decided by just massive no geared toons blasting for full dmg vs max geared toons. Az want to cry gear but it's pretty much equal footing considering people just stack MR as long as you have RB'S/Tstaffs/Wurmslayerskean etc.

Carry on with the shit talk

[Reddi]

I know I'll get accused of mad/bad/sad etc but pvp felt kinda yuck with these high numbers with current resist code - still pleading for thatt resist update closer to classic.

Gear/Resists are very weak when all nukes land for full - we kind of got zerged by massive people that can all wildfire/torrent for very unclassic dmg.

People want to act like procs this and earth pets that and all this shit - but those fights were decided by just massive no geared toons blasting for full dmg vs max geared toons. Az want to cry gear but it's pretty much equal footing considering people just stack MR as long as you have RB'S/Tstaffs/Wurmslayerskean etc.

Carry on with the shit talk

lol k

[SamwiseRed]

ye not sure about you stasis, you didnt seem to mind the zerg when you joined them a few months ago.

[hagard]

there is no denying resists are fuked

[Jenni D]

Need some videos of the next pvp boss showdown please.

[fiegi 6.5]

resists fucked since jump street

nilly used dat strat with no problem in classic invite everyone and just go to town spamming nukes and roots

i miss our kings and bandits days stasis

[Kilbur]

Did saidin sell his Druid?

[mendan]

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notice the attendance % on over half those names is under 20%... nice try tho

[mendan]

notice the attendance % on over half those names is under 20%... nice try tho

actually 75 out of the 100 are below 30%.... whats your point?

the char "bank" got that dkp too

[Captivate]

shut up loser


get ur corpse out of RM yet?

[Tomato King3]

ye not sure about you stasis, you didnt seem to mind the zerg when you joined them a few months ago.

Aaaand now that the tides are turned they are forced to recruit and powerlevel newbies that will probably just quit down the road later.

Only safe place for you bros to raid is locked inside pixel peak , and it wont be safe in there for long.

Party's over !

no pun intended for my pal party !

[Stasis01]

Miss K&B also pal.

[Stasis01]

You pals let madness rot your brains.

The true way to win this box is to not care one way or the other and just have fun.

I was just making observations on how bad the pvp is and basically numbers based and gear has very little impact.

[SamwiseRed]

that shit was observed many moons ago, glad you are catching up tho :)

[Stasis01]

Thx pal always been a bit slow.

[Smedy]

Stasis is the only nihi jumper i respect, he jumped over to nihi when shit was really slow and no one else played, no beef there.

[KabanazyTZ]

bump