View Full Version : Open Letter To Gloinz
Smedy
03-28-2013, 05:07 PM
http://i.imgur.com/aTqJjQu.jpg
Will never forget you champ, you really suffered for our sins
gloinz
03-28-2013, 07:00 PM
oh god the hybrid xp
Hangerbaby
03-28-2013, 07:20 PM
RIP Gloinz.. never forget
~curly ballhair
SamwiseRed
03-28-2013, 07:41 PM
jesus christ
http://i.imgur.com/rP0ps1N.gif
pras
Rushmore
03-28-2013, 11:31 PM
Smedy are you withdrawing your money out of your bank and running for the hills?
Is there panic in Europe? Are the people reporting just mad bad and sad?
karsten
03-29-2013, 12:20 AM
nah dude we have jesus here to protect us
Agatha
03-29-2013, 12:57 AM
that sig......
Smedy
03-30-2013, 05:43 AM
nah dude we have jesus here to protect us
rushmore griefed off the server even though he praised jesus, hells waiting waterboy, you jumped ship and burned all the bridges, pretty sure jesus mad at you bro
and here's a newsflash you might not know, jesus doesn't forgive, you're fucked.
Tradesonred
03-30-2013, 06:22 AM
Dear gloinz,
I think youre one of the funniest poster to grace the pages of this forum and i dont mean "Hes a ****** and he eats watermelon" funny aka a casey post, i mean like haha funny or hahahuhahahahuhhahahahaah
Gotta tell you though, i felt a bit uncomfortable alone with you in vent, you were so strange, i could imagine you wearing nothing but a furry pang, a viking helmet and a wooden pint of beer screaming AHOY MATEYS! LETS GET SOME BLOOD FLOWING!!! but you had a squeaky voice.
Your pal always,
- Ecoli
Rushmore
03-30-2013, 08:36 AM
rushmore griefed off the server even though he praised jesus, hells waiting waterboy, you jumped ship and burned all the bridges, pretty sure jesus mad at you bro
and here's a newsflash you might not know, jesus doesn't forgive, you're fucked.
Historians do not deny that a man walked the earth named Jesus and died on the cross that day! The finding of the dead sea scrolls validates the writings of the old testament! Jesus fulfilled a lot of prophecies that were written about him even 700 years before his birth! Whether you think he is GOD or forgives you is uo to you! We all will find out one day! There is no escaping death!
But if serving the LORD seems undesirable to you, then choose for yourselves this day whom you will serve, whether the gods your ancestors served beyond the Euphrates, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land you are living. But as for me and my household, we will serve the LORD." Joshua 24:15
Smedy you've turned a little dark lately. Where is the fun loving guy at? Hope everything is going alright with you! Your pal always -Rushmore
Smedy
03-30-2013, 08:44 AM
I embraced jesus into my life, i now find myself attracted to young boys bro, shit's classic
SamwiseRed
03-30-2013, 09:14 AM
Historians do not deny that a man walked the earth named Jesus and died on the cross that day! The finding of the dead sea scrolls validates the writings of the old testament! Jesus fulfilled a lot of prophecies that were written about him even 700 years before his birth! Whether you think he is GOD or forgives you is uo to you! We all will find out one day! There is no escaping death!
But if serving the LORD seems undesirable to you, then choose for yourselves this day whom you will serve, whether the gods your ancestors served beyond the Euphrates, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land you are living. But as for me and my household, we will serve the LORD." Joshua 24:15
Smedy you've turned a little dark lately. Where is the fun loving guy at? Hope everything is going alright with you! Your pal always -Rushmore
actually there alot of things historians don't agree with. for one jesus most likely died on a torture stake rather than a cross. dont confuse historians for crazy people. someone told me you believe the earth is only a few thousand years old. please tell me they are joking.
Num1RecommendedByDentists
03-30-2013, 05:01 PM
waterboy
Tradesonred
03-31-2013, 01:13 PM
actually there alot of things historians don't agree with. for one jesus most likely died on a torture stake rather than a cross. dont confuse historians for crazy people. someone told me you believe the earth is only a few thousand years old. please tell me they are joking.
What, are you one of those idiots whos gonna tell us you could never fit a T-Rex and his fuck buddy inside Noah's ark?
SamwiseRed
03-31-2013, 02:27 PM
i believe in the megazord
Tippett
03-31-2013, 02:33 PM
What, are you one of those idiots whos gonna tell us you could never fit a T-Rex and his fuck buddy inside Noah's ark?
yeah no room was left after the 2 blue whales
Nirgon
03-31-2013, 03:58 PM
Rushmore's going to hell with the rest of the non-Jews, shit's classic
Faerie Blossom
03-31-2013, 04:09 PM
The Noah's Ark story is simply an expression of the human experience and condition. Mankind is capable of great evil, and the world is capable of unexplainable and terrible destruction. The rainbow, more than a promise, is our hope.
It bothers me when Christians take the Bible literally. We have science to take literally, religion is supposed to be irrational and nonsensical (while still revealing great truths to the universe and ourselves) imo.
Tradesonred
03-31-2013, 10:27 PM
I embraced jesus into my life, i now find myself attracted to young boys bro, shit's classic
I always thought ripping on someone because hes in a wheelchair is utterly stupid and cruel (still do) but i gotta admit i chuckled at that sig for a good 15 seconds.
Rushmore
04-01-2013, 06:01 PM
The Noah's Ark story is simply an expression of the human experience and condition. Mankind is capable of great evil, and the world is capable of unexplainable and terrible destruction. The rainbow, more than a promise, is our hope.
It bothers me when Christians take the Bible literally. We have science to take literally, religion is supposed to be irrational and nonsensical (while still revealing great truths to the universe and ourselves) imo.
WE all (even Smedy Jesus) will die one day! AND we all are scared or will be. GOD either exists or does not. If he doesn't exist no big deal. If he does.... which GOD of all the GODs that the people of the earth worship would it be? I myself choose Christianity! See bible prophecy's that have been fulfilled. (The study of Israel becoming a country or how it even exists today is a miracle)
"All Scripture is inspired by God and is profitable for teaching, for rebuking, for correcting, for training in righteousness," 2 Timothy 3:16
To me if GOD does exist and he is going to let men write his inspired word! I think it would be perfect. Like only a GOD could be. He's GOD why would he let anything be written that wasn't true. If GOD does exist is he not able to do that?
So I believe in the bible word for word. Yes, Literally! I don't imagine dying and seeing GOD and him like yo dawg why did you believe that Sh*t! I was just playing yall.
The Old testament history of his people the bloodline of Jesus. One story after another is the ancestry of Jesus. The New testament is Jesus revealed as the old is Jesus concealed. The more we know about who Jesus was and is the more we see him in the Old Testament. Every number name etc etc has some meaning. NO I don't understand it all and never will. Nor will anyone. GOD chooses to whom he reveals certain things too.
Most of you are way smarter than I ever will be. But your not smarter than GOD. (if he exists)
because God's foolishness is wiser than human wisdom, and God's weakness is stronger than human strength. 1 Corinthians 1:25
and I believe that GOD blinds the person who is not willing to believe
In their case, the god of this age has blinded the minds of the unbelievers so they cannot see the light of the gospel of the glory of Christ, who is the image of God. 2 Corinthians 4:4
So no matter how smart you are ...GOD does not care. He wants the dumb and smart alike to believe blindly that he exist! And once we come to him humbly and needing him, then FOLLOWING him then he starts to reveal and understand to us. UNDERSTANDING comes after obedience not before! Otherwise no one would be obedient. (not my words)
The bible is meant to be taken literal. Not for us to pick and choose. It's so easy! GOD doesn't want us to change he wants to change us! We are all sinners not because we choose to be but because we were born that way!
Therefore, just as sin entered the world through one man, and death through sin, in this way death spread to all men, because all sinned. Romans 5:12 (ADAM)
As a believer in Christ you believe that he came to save us from the past, present, and future sin! Amen!
All you gotta do is get down on your knees and ask him! The bible says that one day every knee will bow... So we can choose now or later but it's going to happen! (If he exist)
I pray for all of you but rather then mocking GOD If you don't believe just start searching for him.... He's there. And guess what if you die one day and he doesn't you have nothing to lose. But tomorrow is not promised to any of us! And the way the world is going it doesn't look like much more of this is promised to all of us!
I'm not going to get in a debate. But if anyone ever has a ? you can always private message me.
Love,
Rushmore
I pray that GOD gives me Wisdom over Intelligence any day of the week.
PS if you read and study who Jesus was HE hated religion!
SamwiseRed
04-01-2013, 06:21 PM
jesus taught in parables. so it isnt so farfetched that some things were told the way they are told so people could understand better (as in things werent literal). its not like christians have a history of not understanding basic principles of nature that we know today. hell if they couldnt explain it back then it was witchcraft or heresy. world is flat yall.
Faerie Blossom
04-01-2013, 08:32 PM
WE all (even Smedy Jesus) will die one day! AND we all are scared or will be. GOD either exists or does not. If he doesn't exist no big deal. If he does.... which GOD of all the GODs that the people of the earth worship would it be? I myself choose Christianity! See bible prophecy's that have been fulfilled. (The study of Israel becoming a country or how it even exists today is a miracle)
"All Scripture is inspired by God and is profitable for teaching, for rebuking, for correcting, for training in righteousness," 2 Timothy 3:16
To me if GOD does exist and he is going to let men write his inspired word! I think it would be perfect. Like only a GOD could be. He's GOD why would he let anything be written that wasn't true. If GOD does exist is he not able to do that?
So I believe in the bible word for word. Yes, Literally! I don't imagine dying and seeing GOD and him like yo dawg why did you believe that Sh*t! I was just playing yall.
The Old testament history of his people the bloodline of Jesus. One story after another is the ancestry of Jesus. The New testament is Jesus revealed as the old is Jesus concealed. The more we know about who Jesus was and is the more we see him in the Old Testament. Every number name etc etc has some meaning. NO I don't understand it all and never will. Nor will anyone. GOD chooses to whom he reveals certain things too.
Most of you are way smarter than I ever will be. But your not smarter than GOD. (if he exists)
because God's foolishness is wiser than human wisdom, and God's weakness is stronger than human strength. 1 Corinthians 1:25
and I believe that GOD blinds the person who is not willing to believe
In their case, the god of this age has blinded the minds of the unbelievers so they cannot see the light of the gospel of the glory of Christ, who is the image of God. 2 Corinthians 4:4
So no matter how smart you are ...GOD does not care. He wants the dumb and smart alike to believe blindly that he exist! And once we come to him humbly and needing him, then FOLLOWING him then he starts to reveal and understand to us. UNDERSTANDING comes after obedience not before! Otherwise no one would be obedient. (not my words)
The bible is meant to be taken literal. Not for us to pick and choose. It's so easy! GOD doesn't want us to change he wants to change us! We are all sinners not because we choose to be but because we were born that way!
Therefore, just as sin entered the world through one man, and death through sin, in this way death spread to all men, because all sinned. Romans 5:12 (ADAM)
As a believer in Christ you believe that he came to save us from the past, present, and future sin! Amen!
All you gotta do is get down on your knees and ask him! The bible says that one day every knee will bow... So we can choose now or later but it's going to happen! (If he exist)
I pray for all of you but rather then mocking GOD If you don't believe just start searching for him.... He's there. And guess what if you die one day and he doesn't you have nothing to lose. But tomorrow is not promised to any of us! And the way the world is going it doesn't look like much more of this is promised to all of us!
I'm not going to get in a debate. But if anyone ever has a ? you can always private message me.
Love,
Rushmore
I pray that GOD gives me Wisdom over Intelligence any day of the week.
PS if you read and study who Jesus was HE hated religion!
I hope I didn't offend you, or anyone else, as that was not my intent. Personally, I feel that religion (or spirituality, or mythology) is very important to the human race and I'm a little worried about what the future holds if we keep demonizing it as something that hinders progress. My family is very much Christian, and many of them choose to make it their lives (studying it in college, becoming pastors, etc.), which I think is wonderful. A few of them, like yourself, choose to interpret the Bible literally. If that's what it means for you to get closer to God, then so be it. I just disagree, is all. This is all just my opinion.
Christianity is a very valid and true path to God. So are the other Abrahamic religions, those found in Asia and in Africa. Even ancient civilizations discovered the pathways to God. It's all just a part of being human, and what I find so interesting about mythology is that so many different civilizations discovered strikingly similar ways to go about this. What I said about the Noah's Ark story, earlier?
http://college.cengage.com/history/west/resources/students/primary/gilgamesh.htm
There are stories like this found in mythology from ancient China, India, Greece, and even from the Mayans. There are probably more, but I've only read these ones. I'm not posting this to somehow disprove you, but rather to make my own point. Myth/religion is an effort to both understand what it means to be human, and to bring us closer to God. The flood stories were written and told in times and places that faced terrible destruction at the hands of mother nature. People want answers, and sometimes those answers lie beyond the realm of language.
Religion and mythology exists because we have questions such as, "Why do bad things happen to good people?"
And it's my belief that the answers to these questions exist, but are utterly ineffable. This is why I believe it's blasphemous to even use the word "God". God is beyond rational comprehension, so I think it's great that we're capable of moving beyond reason. God needs to be experienced, not understood and quantified.
I don't trust any pastor or priest that seems to think they know all the answers. The Bible is a pathway to God, but when someone tells me that they understand it I feel deep down that they're actually using it as a barrier between them and God. Because much like the flood story, the "fall from grace", or "human condition" (Adam and Eve) is very much a part of mythologies old and new around the world, and they all tell us the same thing: we have separated ourselves from God, and will suffer for it. I know I'm suffering, and I'm not Christian so Jesus may not have been my key back in. Kinda seems like it is human nature to keep ourselves separated from God.
Thou art God :)
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