The New "Emperor of the Box" vs Smedy Jesus

[Smedy]

Dugg through some old screens, i have about 700+ from the Imaginary Friends era.

Story:
Heartbrand shows up in Unrest and talks nice to me so i let him be, i am jesus after all.

Not so long after the named boss mob i was camping spawns, i proceed to swing my holy ghoulbane to cleanse the lands.

Heartbrand pops up like the jack in the box and sends pet and starts dropping bombs on me, i ofcourse have had an eye on this sneaky fucker and saw it coming a mile away.

I LH myself prior to his final killing blow landed , root the mob and proceed to fuck heartbrand up.

http://jonnyeriksson.com/stuff/EQ000641.jpg

At least then he wasn't a bipolar idiot trolling about everyone and everything.

Shit's classic.

http://jonnyeriksson.com/stuff/EQ000329.jpg

Don't fuck with the bronze pally

[heartbrand]

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[Smedy]

please note, caster vs melee, in shit gear

if the end result was anything else then caster winning, you're doing it wrong

aka heartbrand

[Supreme]

Smedy died to caster.

He mad.

[PvpChampIronLion]

i dont agree, paladins are one of the best 1 v 1 classes. 2 stuns, great heals for classic, ability to solo, root, bow,.

only class i had problem with was shamans till 39 and counteract poision. (couldent afford pots)

but i even beat ames (IF) 39 shaman as a 39 Paladin

Rangers boss in pvp. never seen anyone on here do it right tho.

i did like Avon and Filthed's crew for awhile tho.

[heartbrand]

paladins are OP @ low levels, every unrest twink alt is a paladin or SK

[PvpChampIronLion]

props smedy, most of the times i died in pvp. it was because i tried to pop LOH at the last possible second. and due to waiting to long or lag,

[PvpChampIronLion]

supreme still has nightmares occasionally of to avon and filthed nuking him.

therapy helped, he has a huge guild for support.

but just couldent handle knowing despite being super geared, and supported by the biggest Zerg on the server, he gets his poo pushed in.

Lets be real, heartbrand, troriste, fallen, supreme etc. Most of these guys are god awful at eq, and pvp. They were never innately good like me, smedy, samwise, filthed etc.

Instead they played for hours on end, immersing themselves to a dangerous degree. Neglecting jobs, family, exercise and hygiene. Now Geared to the teeth, and since they been on the server so long, people assume they are good. They are not.

All these knuckleheads about as good as Billy. But billy was atleast funny.

Nuff said.

[HippoNipple]

supreme still has nightmares occasionally of to avon and filthed nuking him.

therapy helped, he has a huge guild for support.

but just couldent handle knowing despite being super geared, and supported by the biggest Zerg on the server, he gets his poo pushed in.

Lets be real, heartbrand, troriste, fallen, supreme etc. Most of these guys are god awful at eq, and pvp. They were never innately good like me, smedy, samwise, filthed etc.

Instead they played for hours on end, immersing themselves to a dangerous degree. Neglecting jobs, family, exercise and hygiene. Now Geared to the teeth, and since they been on the server so long, people assume they are good. They are not.

All these knuckleheads about as good as Billy. But billy was atleast funny.

Nuff said.

I don't know much about Billy but wasn't he a DE warrior during classic era only? Gotta give him a break with those chances. It's not like you have a lot of options with those character abilities.

[Nirgon]

Tryin to deflect that quote

[Tomatoking]

booring

no pics

[s1ckness]

you just cant stop Smedy Jesus

[Instagib]

Shits classic

[Sirken]

all hail Smedy Jesus!

and his videos! - http://www.youtube.com/user/SmedyEverquest

[Avon Barksdale]

i dont agree, paladins are one of the best 1 v 1 classes. 2 stuns, great heals for classic, ability to solo, root, bow,.

only class i had problem with was shamans till 39 and counteract poision. (couldent afford pots)

but i even beat ames (IF) 39 shaman as a 39 Paladin

Rangers boss in pvp. never seen anyone on here do it right tho.

i did like Avon and Filthed's crew for awhile tho.

Am I getting trolled here? I smacked down Bronkar in Lfay, while he was chain casting stuns on me, I was chain resisting them and sodomizing with my baller 7/24 weps. I went back and looked at the SS, I had 68mr at the time. Ended the fight with 90% hp still.

TL;DR pally stuns are garbage

[Rettii]

Am I getting trolled here? I smacked down Bronkar in Lfay, while he was chain casting stuns on me, I was chain resisting them and sodomizing with my baller 7/24 weps. I went back and looked at the SS, I had 68mr at the time. Ended the fight with 90% hp still.

TL;DR pally stuns are garbage

[goalie]

props smedy, most of the times i died in pvp. it was because i tried to pop LOH at the last possible second. and due to waiting to long or lag,

i remember once when you came to kill me and buffed me instead because you didn't change your spells out

[Tippett]

i dont agree, paladins are one of the best 1 v 1 classes. 2 stuns, great heals for classic, ability to solo, root, bow,.

only class i had problem with was shamans till 39 and counteract poision. (couldent afford pots)

but i even beat ames (IF) 39 shaman as a 39 Paladin

Rangers boss in pvp. never seen anyone on here do it right tho.

i did like Avon and Filthed's crew for awhile tho.

i will fuk ur mouth on my ranger

[Tippett]

Am I getting trolled here? I smacked down Bronkar in Lfay, while he was chain casting stuns on me, I was chain resisting them and sodomizing with my baller 7/24 weps. I went back and looked at the SS, I had 68mr at the time. Ended the fight with 90% hp still.

TL;DR pally stuns are garbage

should buy avon back from szeth or w/e and roll with my human ranger dog

[Handpartytowel]

making a ranger the second they remove hybrid penalty. fuck dat shit til then.

[Tomatoking]

rangers garbage till archery mastery and endless quiver

gods once 2.0

[Knuckle]

More glory from real pvpers, let us destroy the one thing HB thinks he has earned, respect.

[heartbrand]

Hate to burst your bubble but so called PVP pro smedy tstaff monk caught without pumice, rooted, and nuke down by true Emperor of the Box, Heartbrand, pras.

[Littlegyno 9.0]

Praise Emperor of the box.


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