Golem Wand Farming 101

[Kraftwerk]

As part of an informational series I'd like to publish for the community, I wanted to start with a primer on how to properly farm your Golem Metal Wands in the Temple of Cazic-Thule. Once in the zone, you'll want to swim down the well near entrance and traverse the gators that you find until you reach a dead end. Once there, you'll find either the steel golem you're looking for, or a lizard judicator who is the place holder.

*WARNING* Sometimes this camp may take a while, so it is advised you get a full nights rest prior to beginning your camping session, otherwise you may experience the following disastrous results.

http://i.imgur.com/uLWQ8QB.jpg

And should you find that after falling asleep you end up drowning in the Temple of Cazic-Thule, it is extremely important that you not be bound in an open and public area. Some individuals have experienced problems regarding their bind points:

http://i.imgur.com/W4q8szJ.jpg

This has been a brief introduction to some of the do's and don'ts of farming golem wands, stay safe!

PS - Have fun getting that experience back Shocker, just keep in mind it's all about the journey not the destination!

[Bamzal Sherbet]

lawl

[Zozo]

oh lawwwdy

[Sektor]

lol

[lite]

That big DKP getting awarded for Golem wands after the ass whooping

[Rettii]

PS - Have fun getting that experience back Shocker, just keep in mind it's all about the journey not the destination!

lol

[Tippett]

good thread

[Yagebasto]

http://images.4chan.org/fit/src/1362214979891.jpg

[SamwiseRed]

a+

[Bhubbles]

Just trying to figure out why de-leveling someone causes so much joy.

Just lame...

[SamwiseRed]

Just trying to figure out why de-leveling someone causes so much joy.

Just lame...

well all pvp causes xp loss which could de-level someone. so are you saying all pvp is lame?

how about remove xp loss on pvp death so i can suicide samwise all day err day

[Feniggles]

if it didnt cause exp loss would you still sit at his bind killing him?

[SamwiseRed]

probably

[Loli Pops]

http://i.imgur.com/BuyTNsK.jpg

[SamwiseRed]

http://www.nedhardy.com/wp-content/uploads/images/2012/may/awkward_photos/awkward_photos_14.jpg

[Bhubbles]

I love pvp just as much as the next guy but even killing someone naked is not my thing. Bind camping someone that is afk or asleep is not pvp it's pve!

[Feniggles]

exp loss in pvp needs removed worst idea ever. shits NOT classic :)

[SamwiseRed]

forgive me for my lack of concern over Nihilum member #90 bind camped on a 140 player server lol

[Splorf22]

I think the question is do you enjoy PVP because you win or because the other guy loses.

[Tippett]

any nihilum member what do the exact same thing if the roles were reversed

and probably make a thread about it

[Combobreaker]

I think nihilum has de-leveled 2 ? of our guildies?

so idc :D

still owed another imo

[Graahle]

Who the hell falls asleep without logging out? Sucks to suck.

[Jenni D]

on a related note, more pvp in CT than anywhere else atm.

[Kevynne]

if it didnt cause exp loss would you still sit at his bind killing him?

probably

feniggles dont know how to grief

[Clearrain]

The iggles treatment was never about griefing, it was about defending.

[Cwall 52.0]

lel shocker is a fag

gj

[Nirgon]

http://i.imgur.com/W4q8szJ.jpg

This has been a brief introduction to some of the do's and don'ts of farming golem wands, stay safe!

PS - Have fun getting that experience back Shocker, just keep in mind it's all about the journey not the destination!

http://bamfbackgrounds.com/upload/7ilbs39slr-jordan_ooh_face.gif

^ Post for great satire. You seem to think its funny for some reason, so I'll just try to play the crowd.

[SamwiseRed]

i remember when shocker just joined nilly to gets some gear then he was going to leave. you still not geared bro?

[SamwiseRed]

also how did ezpk get a guise. nikka didnt have one a couple of months ago.

[Nirgon]

http://i.imgur.com/GkTCVJY.gif

[SamwiseRed]

is she watching someone give oral sex? bitches head be bobbin.

[Yagebasto]

http://bamfbackgrounds.com/upload/7ilbs39slr-jordan_ooh_face.gif

^ Post for great satire. You seem to think its funny for some reason, so I'll just try to play the crowd.

http://i.imgur.com/MbFsdpl.jpg

[Cwall 52.0]

ajax we already have someone spamming memes to be obnoxious

you're not nearly as good

[Yagebasto]

ajax we already have someone spamming memes to be obnoxious

you're not nearly as good

these are simply gifs pal. know the difference

http://i.imgur.com/LTxZEwc.gif

[Cwall 52.0]

literally retarded

too easy

0/10 ajax

[Yagebasto]

literally retarded

too easy

0/10 ajax

http://i.imgur.com/hIb1wQT.gif

[Nirgon]

^ That one's OK

[Nirgon]

is she watching someone give oral sex? bitches head be bobbin.

She's (he's?) watching Shocker die over and over on his bind

[Sirbanmelotz]

God damn this is some funny shit rofl

[Tomatoking]

solsek , proud of you bro

A+ work A+ Thread , shocker was kinda cool in the 40s when he used to pvp nillys at specs

then when he sold out and joined nilly he had this coming

hope you fucks de leveled him to 30 id have stayed up 24/7 farming him

sit almost makes me want to play again


almost

[fiegi 2.5]

Ganksquad got ganked

[Yagebasto]

Ganksquad got ganked

http://bamfbackgrounds.com/upload/7ilbs39slr-jordan_ooh_face.gif

[Sickpuppy]

ding grats level 53 i herd nihilum is mad ... /shrug they didnt seem mad when they did it to party

[Feniggles]

The iggles treatment was never about griefing, it was about defending.

Bingo!

[Shocker]

ya haha good job. i was at work. logged in to fuck around decided to see if golem was up kill it and maybe check back later that day. oh well /q failed, cuz enter didnt go. shit happens. grats your eq achivement. have fun gamin, im gonna keep on track to make 90k this yr. ill get ya back tho someday, even at 54. =)

[Shocker]

lol actually glad to see i got 5 pages of posts b4 i saw it later today. have fun bros gonna go party. peace

[Graahle]

im gonna keep on track to make 90k this yr.

Sorry the rich doctor position has already been filled, ass-eyes. Keep walkin'.

[ledbedder]

fellow norrathians, lend me your tears as i tell you a story of woe and sorrow. this morning shocker awoke to find himself in ocean of tears without experience, a corpse a or food/water. being a friendly person and sympathetic to his plight, i offered to lend him some so that he may regenerate mana in order to port and recover his corpse.

when he got to dinosaur island, he chose to attack the goblins that i had been protecting. even tho shocker was without mana, i knew the goblin would need help. with my lvl1 burst of flame spell, i was able to keep shocker at 0% long enough for the aqua goblin to get the finishing blow.

[Bamzal Sherbet]

oh geez

[gloinz]

fellow norrathians, lend me your tears as i tell you a story of woe and sorrow. this morning shocker awoke to find himself in ocean of tears without experience, a corpse a or food/water. being a friendly person and sympathetic to his plight, i offered to lend him some so that he may regenerate mana in order to port and recover his corpse.

when he got to dinosaur island, he chose to attack the goblins that i had been protecting. even tho shocker was without mana, i knew the goblin would need help. with my lvl1 burst of flame spell, i was able to keep shocker at 0% long enough for the aqua goblin to get the finishing blow.

lllllllllllllooooooooolllllllll poor shocker

[Kevynne]

lllllllllllllooooooooolllllllll poor shocker

[Nirgon]

enter didnt go.

http://i.imgur.com/hIb1wQT.gif

[Lemons]

im on track lookin at 160k plus 12 hours of eq per day and 2 hours of acuall work per day. suck it shocker, and im not level 52

[Zallar]

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. A+ post.

[Rettii]

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFL dat burst of flame

[Yagebasto]

http://i.imgur.com/hIb1wQT.gif

http://i.imgur.com/IwirYgj.gif

[Kilbur]

Good work guys! Karma is a bitch!... Fall hard shocker but can u overcome like party?

[Jezibell]

[QUOTE= have fun gamin, im gonna keep on track to make 90k this yr. ill get ya back tho someday, even at 54. =)[/QUOTE]

what does your salary have to do with anything? Is this supposed to be impressive, or soften the blow of exp loss for yourself or? Explain this.

[Jenni D]

love these nihi talking up their "salaries" -.which one was it that rage /tell'd someone they made 5k last tax year? loooool.

[Tomatoking]

a month ago when everyone got tax forms he said he made 6k last year

its his way of saying im awesome at life and dont care you griefed me to 54

when in fact he is not awesome at life and just wants it to hurt less

Shocker made his own bed and Red99 tucked him the fuck in

sleep well brown prince , sleep well

[aborted]

http://blogs.westword.com/showandtell/07%20not%20a%20single%20fuck.jpg

[s1ckness]

lol

[Smedy]

a+++ thread

[Shocker]

money doesnt have dick to do with this game, but does have to do with me and this post. my job > game. had to run upstairs and deal with work problems, meh... cool lemons i bet you get nothing done during your work day, than if u weren't playing 12 hours of EQ. ledbedder my necro has EEs. Thought u'd do something shady after being like sure. I just didnt care after 11 hrs of work..

[Tomatoking]

udum

[Vile]

post paystubs or doesn't count bros

[Galacticus]

http://i.imgur.com/IwirYgj.gif




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[Ruthbader]

http://gayidiot.ytmnd.com/

[HippoNipple]

ya haha good job. i was at work. logged in to fuck around decided to see if golem was up kill it and maybe check back later that day. oh well /q failed, cuz enter didnt go. shit happens. grats your eq achivement. have fun gamin, im gonna keep on track to make 90k this yr. ill get ya back tho someday, even at 54. =)

Just like HB is a lawyer and that nut job with an eq blog that /wrist a month ago was a successful stock broker.

[Smedy]

Originally Posted by Shocker View Post
ya haha good job. i was at work. logged in to fuck around decided to see if golem was up kill it and maybe check back later that day. oh well /q failed, cuz enter didnt go. shit happens. grats your eq achivement. have fun gamin, im gonna keep on track to make 90k this yr. ill get ya back tho someday, even at 54. =)

This is literally what it looks like to get griefed of the server

[Jezibell]

[QUOTE=Shocker;872148]money doesnt have dick to do with this game, but does have to do with me and this post. QUOTE]

Let this sink in for the next time you jump to forums .

Remember theres always someone whos got more and can punk you. In real life and ingame.



PS

Fuck Nihilum

[Twain]

Gratz killing someone's alt. Please link the forum post of us bragging about Party.

[Rettii]

Gratz killing someone's alt..

ur calling Shocker an alt? Oh ya you joined the server january 31st 2013 i forgot.

[KabanazyTZ]

Gratz killing someone's alt. Please link the forum post of us bragging about Party.

Pretty sure the Party thread was deleted, couldn't find it. However I do remember logging into the forums to see a 3 page thread beginning with screenshots of his corpses lining the top of KC.

[Nirgon]

Bump for Shocker is a freshly made Kunark alt

[Ele]

and people wonder why red isn't more popular.

[Nizzarr]

and people wonder why red isn't more popular.

like you wouldnt bind camp people in FE if given the chance.

[Nirgon]

and people wonder why red isn't more popular.

Guard assist broken made the game harder than easier. Dem bugs.

Turn on pvp on blue for a week lol, will be lower pop than red. The people on red right now can at least take a little "xp loss" or "down time".

[Tomatoking]

im so blue i eat pixels for breakfast lunch and dinner.

[Smedy]

pretty sure i just bumped the wrong thread, but this is still a good read bros, dont playa hate

[Bamzal Sherbet]

yep good reads